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HOW SLAMMER PUT UP A STOVE-PIPE 
IN TWO PARTS.—PART II. 
Is it a fact that a statue diminishes in size 
when exposed to a shower of rain f Yes, it 
instantly becomes a statue-wet. (statuette). 
“ These apples are not flt for a hog to eat,” 
said a kid-gloved dandy to an apple-woman. 
—“ Ycu jest try one and see,” she retorted. 
One end of the Brooklyn bridge is falling 
down of old age, but they hope to have the 
other end completed in time to make some re¬ 
pairs on the first end before the other end falls 
down also.—[Burlington Hawkeye. 
All a man has to do in these days, to pass 
for a genius, is to button his coat behind, and 
wear his hat wrong-side out. If he can con¬ 
trive to tumble over an apple-stand two or 
three tiu.es it will help the matter vastly. 
.Tosh Billings says, “I haven’t much 
doubt but that man sprang from the monkey, 
but what bothers me is where the monkey 
sprang from.” Why, Josh, monkeys spring 
from trees. It is astonishing that a man of 
your perception should never have noticed 
this fact. 
“Can't see In the dark, any-1 
Can’t she get a llgnt?" 
1.—Slammer yells to his wife— 
"How does she expect him to do 
anything alone?” 
8.—“Great Ceesarl can he see to 
flt a pipe and she holding the light 
a mile off?” 
A NOVELTY. CIRCULUtS FKEE. ALL LEAD¬ 
ING DKALEKs- KEEP THEM t.ldioss 
MILLER COMB CO , 
No. 20? -~>oulh Clark st., Chicago. 
Factory. 66, 68, 7U am :> Ogden Place, Chicago, Ill. 
Can’t Get It. 
Dlabe’es, Bright's Disease, Kidney, Urinary or 
Liver Complaints cannot he contracted by you or 
your family If Hop Ritters are used, and If you 
already h ve any of these diseases Hop Bitters Is the 
only medicine that will positively cure you. Don’t 
forget this and di n’t gi t some puffed up stuff that 
will only liai jh you. 
Answer Thin. 
Can you And a case of Bright’s Disease of the Kid¬ 
neys, Diahetes, Urinary or Liver Complaints that Is 
curable, that H>*p Bltrers has not or cannot cure? 
ask your neighbors if they can.— Adv. 
' Parent spark-orresting Farm and Dairy Engines of 
all sizes, from 2 to 12 horse power, luomiien or un¬ 
mounted. Warrant- it to he Hie Rest and Cheapest 
engines made. Prices from *1 50 upwards. Send 
for Illustrated Catalogue “A,” which will give you 
full Information anti oriels to 
B. W PAYNE .* SON, 
Box 841, Corning, N. Y. 
4.—“That's right; burn him all up 
Can’t she hold It any closer?” 
5.— " Knew deuced well tint- 6.—And the man came and put 
would happen. Can't she send for it up properly In ten minutes, 
a man to do such jobs as this, in. 
stead of asking him?” 
FOR EARTH AND ROCK, 
ommoii Wells and Artesian 
Wells. 
Essy to operate, and guarantee 
to give satisfaction. 
SOLD ON TRIAL. 
I Send for circular. 
O. IllTST, St. Joseph, Mo 1 
VETERAN CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
GO w - 22% Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to one round 
■ ■ i Z of Horse. 
3C ◄ CAPACITY OF 
S.^ 'gfSfrfy SHELTER 
lu ‘ 30 bushels pr hour. 
The Belle City 
ENSILAGE and 
FEED CUTTER 
it has no equal for good.rapid 
work imdtiunibility. Can be 
run hy wind power. It suits 
every time. Bend for circular 
and name this paper. 
DAVID LAWTON 
Ilueiuc, Wis. 
THE GARLEY SAW MILL 
BREINIG, fBOMEriELI) & CO.’S 
VEGETABLE 
Cattle Powder 
iph and Led 
ClalniR to be the seldom failing cure for all sicknesses 
of Horses, Cattle, Swine or Coultry Furthermore, t 
will ixohkamc tub viki.d « «r M lk aSD Titn i hR in quan¬ 
tity and quality over 25 per cent.; fattens on one 
fourth mess fked. If 31 pears of popularity . many 
hundreds of gross yearly sales with thousands of 
w'rltten testimonials volunteered us, an- sufficient 
endorsements in belislf of this Pow der to rank it as 
TMgURgr, such honors wt 1 really possess. Apply for 
our book of particulars, free . 
Try one pack. Price, 25 cents, postage paid. 
F. A. MILLER. Philididplii i. Proprietor. 
In writing please mention Kuraj. New-Yorker. 
HAR!TA$H OILCAN IN A CO 
id. Musical 
809 FILBERT STREET, 
ler Catalogue. FREE. 
PHILADELPHIA, PA 
Ml w.t, I IU IT PLANTS. 
TIUIA. HradqiiaiirrM for 
the unrivalled New Curranl 
ALEXANDER, BRADLEY A DINNING 
Manufacturers' 
FAY’S PROLIFIC 
SYRACUSE, N. Y 
Low Prices. Mailln 
WATER FOWLS 
a Specialty. 
Free Catalogues. 
_• Thoroughbred LAND and 
GEO. S. JOSSELYN, Fredonia, New York. 
■ ‘2,.500 American and Foreign News 
> papers mid Magazines at 
Wholesale Rates to Agents. 
HARPER’S MAGAZINE, $3.10. 
PETERSON’S, $1.45. 
N. Y. TRIBUNE, $1 00. 
Others at like low rates to canvassers. 
Complete Price List Free. 
W. H. MOORE, 
BROCK PORT. N. Y. 
The Cheapest and Best. 
Will Crush and Grind Ar j thing. 
Illustrated tut a log no FREE. 
’Address L.J. MILLER , Cincinnati, Q 
LANE & B0DLEY CO 
AWARDED 
LADIES! 
BY THE 
ATLANTA COTTON EXPOSITION, 
ON THEIR 
Steam Engine and Saw Mi! 
Exhibited at Atlanta In 1881 
Manufacturers of Steam Engines, Boilers, 
Faw Mills, Gang Edgers. Lath Machines, Hub 
id Spoke Machinery, Shafting, Hangers, Pul- 
.eys. Couplings, Gearing, Grist and Flour Mill* 
Send for Special Circular of our No. 1 P'--*-Mon 
Saw Mill, which we sell for 
arc certainlv best, having been eo 
decreed at every < rent World’s In¬ 
dustrial Competition for sixteen Years) no 
other American organs haring been found equal at 
any. A*SO cheapest. Style 10‘.»; Sjq octaves; suffi¬ 
cient compass aud power, with best quality, for pop¬ 
ular sacred aud secular music In schools or families, 
at only H22. One hundred other styles, at *3”, 
$57, *M>6, tfU, $;&, *83, 8U«, 8114 t,. $itw and up. The 
larger styles are n-holly unrivaled by any other organs. 
Also for easy payments. New Illustrated catalogue 
free. 
TheMnson A: Hamlin Organ and Piano Co., 
154 Trenton: Sc., Boston:46 E. 14th St (Union Square), 
New Y'ork; 149 Wabash Ave., Chicago. 
Simple, Du cable.Effective,nud works rapidly. 
■ uthly! picking iho 
THE VICTORY 
* • i 11 J 
PitUbargb.m 
. s. !’»• « 
The only mill that Is a 
complete success lu grind¬ 
ing corn and cob together. 
VV e defy competition on this 
kind of grinding, it also 
grinds .shelled corn and all 
oilier kinds of grain, coarse 
or nne, as desired. Capac¬ 
ity ten to twenty bushels per 
h o u r. Self - sharpening 
plates, and warranted in 
every respect. 
THOM AH ROBERTS. 
Springfield, Ohio. 
Special attention given to Plantation Ma¬ 
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LANE & BODLE Y CO., 
John <fe Water Sts., Cincinnati, O. 
TVrlt-for b»' a TUaitratM Citslogo* 
RiCM.Siioi G uoji. R£voIrert,.eu i c. o. A for eumiutoaa. 
Hudson. Columbia Co., N Y. 
IRGICTXA FAEMS 
FOR HALE. LT New Catalogue mailed 
Free H. L. STAPLES 4t Cu., lticUmond, Va. 
Srar Mill Manufactory. 
Established 1851. 
_FJhjJi gfrist mills 
or nutses arna btona 
P ortable Mills for Karm- 
y? * ere. Saw Mills, etc.; 16 sl- 
jA’* IB j WjIM aes; over 2,000 In use. 
1 Price from hill up. Com- 
ibHHT- Wet- Mill ar d Sheller,$95, 
i hoy urlndar.d keep 
vs ■ a order. Adapted to any 
rind of suitable power. 
r Complete Flouring and 
Corn Mills. 
Nordyke A Murmon Co-, Indianapolis, Ind. 
PAIIFflRMIA 10,000,000 ACRES 
uAUrUtlNIA COVE RNMENT LANI 
160 ACRES* FOR 822. -Fur full pa tieu.ai 
ami general description and map of California.app 
to Immigration Association of California, 
No 1 (i California Street, Sau 1 rancisco, Cal, 
Just Imported. 
Pf'V&'TCS and Prices, apply to FRANCIS H. 
KnLril, Xaivt* Stock J hi porter mid Exporter* 
\i AND li* lUUJAiMY AV, N. Y. City. 
Queen the South 
w FOETABLE 
FARM MILLS 
For Stock F«cd or Ileal for 
Family me. 
10,000 TUiT tTSE. 
Write t'or Panmlilet. 
Simpson ti Gault M-’fg Co. 
SacoBMore to STRAUB MIU. Co. 
CINCINNATI, 0. 
FAHHICHS and rAKIW^n: ’ SONS 
CAN MAKE *££&&& 
During the Fall and W hit r. For pa Oculars, 
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I Agt*. make 50 per tent. Pin**# %tn4 2<>e forAg«*ut’» 
Album orkjimplc'-r Premium J.Ut At, blnnk C*rds at 
wlmli‘»al(‘, AUKTllFOliD CARll H’fiiiKS, 5arlbff«rd,('onn. 
NEW no 2 alike Cliroitio I'ltfltlnir Cards, 
name on 10 ceil l m. Warren ted bent pack sold. 
Agenta wanted. L. JONES & CO., Na®aau, N. Y- 
J. H. ADRTAAN’S. 
(10 years experience in 0. S. 
Patent Office), 
• 931 E. tel Washing!ou, D.C 
TENTS TO Rf.NT for Fair purposes, by Chas. 
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Large ebromo cards, no 2 alike, with name, lOo 
Postpaid. G. L Run, & Go., Nassau,N. Y.; 
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