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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
DEC. 4 
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A little girl, noting the gold in her aunt’s 
front tooth, exclaimed : “Aunt Mary, I wish 
I had copper-toed teeth like yours.” 
Scene in an oyster-house—‘‘See here, these 
oysters are spoiled.” “That’s all right; I put 
in twice as many on that account.” 
“John,” said a doting parent to her gor¬ 
mandizing son, “do you really think you can 
eat the whole of that pudding with impunity ?” 
“I don't know, ma,” replied the young hope¬ 
ful, “but I can with a spoon!” 
“Mr case Is just here,” said a citizen to a 
lawyer the other day; “theplaintiff will swear 
that I hit him. I will swear that I did not. 
Now, what can you lawyers make out of that 
If we go to trial ?’’ “Five dollars apiece,” was 
the prompt reply. 
“ Well, whatdo you think of X.’s new five- 
act tragedy?" “Hum ! There were five of us 
in our box, not bad judges of a play as judges 
go, and we all agreed that one act should 
have been omitted.” “Indeed! Which act?" 
* Well, no two of us agreed on that point." 
“Thrashing by steam,” murmnred a fond 
mother as she glanced at an article in an ag¬ 
ricultural paper. “ What git-ups they do 
have nowadays. If I had had one of those 
steam thrashers for my four boyB, my arms 
wouldn’t have been as rheumaticky as they 
are to-day,” and she dreamily thought of the 
past as it might have been. 
When Dlmtlnguiftlied Member* 
Of a learned profession like that of medicine tes¬ 
tify to a fact, their evidence is deemed authorita¬ 
tive,—It ought to, and does carry conviction with 
It. The indorsement of lloatetter’R Stomach Bit¬ 
ters by medical practitioners of eminence, Is a 
matter or dully occurrence and wide publicity. 
The professional sanction or It duds an ectio in 
expressed popular opinion, and m the columns or 
thu newspaper press or this and other countries. 
The only rational conclusion to be drawn from the 
unparalleled success of this medicine. In cases of 
fever and ague, dyspepsia, constipation, liver 
complaint., debility, rheumatism, kidney and blad¬ 
der aUutents—a success which the general verdict 
has stamped as genuine and unmistakable. Is that 
It Is a medicine both thorough In action and com¬ 
prehensive in us uses. But like all great remedies 
It should in ail cases receive that lair, Impartial 
test to which Its merits and reputation entitle It. 
CORN AND COB MILLS 
Only mills made with 
Cut Cast Steel (Binders. 
Warranted superior 
to any in use, for all pur 
poses. Will grind faster, 
t run easier and wear ion- 
5 ger. Satisfaction aanr- 
antsed, Also, Corn Shell. 
on. Feed Cutters, Cider 
Mills, &c. Send for circu- 
- —- lars and prices. 
Manufactured by 
WHITMAN AGRICULTURAL CO , 
St. Lotus, Mo, 
UNLIKE PILLS, 
And the usual Purgatives, is^pleasant to take, 
And will prove at once the meet potent and harmless 
Myntein Kcnovaror and ('leunier that h^s yet 
IlilioiiMne**, I i endue lie, Plica, and all (tie- 
orders arising from anvh*iructra Hots of the sustnn, 
it is incomparably the brat curative extant. Avoid im¬ 
itation* : imdet on getting thn article called for. 
TiTDPIOFUI IT LAXATIVE la put up in 
bronzed tin boiee only. Pr.ce on contH. Ask your drug¬ 
gist for Descriptive Pamphlet, or address the proprie¬ 
tor, J. E. HETHEKINGTON. 
3fi Park Place, New York. 
ESTABLISHED 1820. 
E. C. KIMS SDK, 
(Late 502 and 504 Broadway) 
184: FIFTH AVENUE, 
BROADWAY and 23d St., NEW YORK. 
SEAL SACQUES and DOLMANS, 
(English Dye, all sizes and qualities), 
Fur-Lined Circulars 
AND WRAPS, 
Fur Trimming,liffs anfl Collars, 
In Large Assortments, Choice Styles. Low Prices. 
BOOKWALTER ENGINE 
_ Ae Compact, substantial, eco- 
ids nomical and easily managed. 
Guaranteed to work well and 
’wT'.flEekf give full power claimed. 
! Engine and boiler complete 
Hu" RHh 1 Including governor, feed. 
MUftfV . pump, drive-pulley, etc., etc. 
/TO, • *T\ at the low jirioe of 
U^BKjuaj|Ljju^ 8 Horse power....$840 
‘.if !■>-V Manufactured at Springfield, 
' wigyPar - Ohio. Send for Descriptive 
Pamphlet. 
J AMES LEFFEL & CO., Springfield, o, 
Or, llO Liberty St„ New York City. 
full information and prices to 
B. W. PAYNE A: SONS, 
Box 841, Coming, N. Y. 
BADGER STATE 
Blitter Color. 
Received the only honorable mention granted to any 
Butter Color at the International Dairy Fair of 1879. 
If not for sale by your dealer, send for circular. Ac., to 
the manufacturer, E. SHELDON, Fort Atkin¬ 
son, Wia. 
SPECIAL SALE 
Orders by mall, or any information de« 
nired, will receive special and prompt atten¬ 
tion. 
Please find the names and addresses of 
subscribers , at $ 
each 
To the RURAL NEW-YORKER, 
84 Park Row, New York. 
O F 
BODY BRUSSELS. 
TAFESTRY BRUSSELS, and 
EXTRA AMITY IBM. 
FOR THE NEXT THIRTY DAYS WE WILL OF¬ 
FER AN IMMENSE STOCK OF THESE STYLES OF 
CARPETS IN NEW AND ORIGINAL DESIGNS AT 
Great Reductions 
IN PRICES. 
We have also our usual large assortment of AXM1N- 
STERS, WILTONS, VELVET8, THREE-PLYS, 
MATS, RUGS, &C., 
OF OUR OWN MAKE. 
MANUFACTURERS AND RETAILERS 
40 & 42 WEST 14TII STREET, N. Y. 
Near Sixth Avenue Elevated Railroad Station. 
JOHN VAN GAASBEEK, 
Manager. 
GET THE BEST FARM 
fc GRIST MILL 
— '.W The grinding part® are steel. 
MA Thru take less power. arc more 
, [fr / -LF / ir A durable, simple and cheap. Send 
I jr for deaeripti ns catalogue. 
' W. L. BOYER & BR0., 
riiilndelpbin, l*n . 
Also Mamii’rs. of Ccdebratod Union Horse twicer, etc 
FEED.MILL. 
W. All Iron but the Hopper. 
Cheap, Effective mid 
J CAN BE RUN BY ANY 
Capacity from 6 to 80 bushels per hour, according to 
size. Send for Catalogue and prices, 
U. S. WIND ENGINE & PUMP CO., 
I lata via. Kane Co., Ol., U. S. A. 
Mill Manufactory 
Or runict! I5THKSTONK__ -^. ^4irSjj 
Fortjvhlw Mill* fnr Farmer,, GuSi. 
Sm, Mill, rle.; 1ft atrnA; over 
up. CompleU Util »Dd Shell- I . 
or, 135, A brjtMurtni) »n4 flkdlFvS fl JM j 
keep loonlor. Ail*pt*<t to nay u 
kind of nullable pose. Com- f kHLiojl 
Flouring nod CornMIUi. 
KOKDYKB A M ARM OH CO.. ^- 7'' 
piDEK PRESSES AND GKATKKS. 
VJ Boom kb & Bo&ohkbt Prksb 0o„ Syracuse. N. Y 
DO YOUR OWN PRINTINI 
Presses and out fit e from f : to $61 
Over 8,000stylos of type. Catalogue an 
'reduced price )i«l free. 
H. HOOVER, Phila.. Pa 
Monarch and Young America 
AT OUR WELL-KNOWN USUAL LOW PRICES. 
J.&J.DOBSON 
A CPCC CHRISTMAS GIFT ! 
mb 1 I I •••■All* NmtilMr*- "f utlf I wy ullMfimii^ Ikfililv 
u.! hom ^ul'l ivjM.mj*., The I Iiv*J<li* »if lloitit*. • 1 .ftfii and 
iM.i%uM’n'*. kh'I 'riu* PcunleV Homo Journal, u 
IlOli'l'HMjf' *J 0 -JtUt. r «' T"I“ i Hl.-yri hrilfiJUlt Willltluv Jill 111 tW’re «.*OJi- 
lain Tmnv Mian •• v. n*v line nn>trn?lulis icdft- *>f •Onirmlnr ,s..r- 
ial anil hkorf SHiirln, SkMtrb* t and Ptnoiiii. (Mllplrial- nf vulnabl'’ 
Rt.InU aud Pnrui mul Hi»u>»'hnl<l Ifln*- MNiirirrn ana 
of Different Ciiunfri*'-. VaJuilik' lulurinutfnn nbonl llir World wo 
live in, Sf'nmnje f.»y pr-MiluciU divine*!, Hiori- *-. Picinrov, Unines 
md Pu/yU‘> lor •In* \«hiii/. Honn’hold UcMiri»TTon*k ««ud Kushlon 
Votuy, nil lUC L'Ofti’iir \S nud llmnor, \ew« of rip- Par, vto., cw. 
in sliof i, tlietu? two eliuriulnv; number* are almost a wTJole library 
of u-« fill | n format Ion t rmei (alnnieut and ulnusolneul, and are just 
wha» is nendrd i n iivorr hnm*< f.ir f fit eiijoyincUtof llicloilg nluicr 
• yeniiifjb and Hie .*<.1111112 hulidav «niM(>n. In order to txtufld the 
ctrcilulinii of tiuf )nttilil.>r |MiOUc:aLiun>, wr will send ihe** two 
sj.l.'tidlfl tiohday nuuibcT" ;«• nhovcdejcrlbel* Frots t»» m who 
will fend a tlirciMcift •tump to pay the posf igu thereon. 
Wrfi - at oil'*'-. Sddrv'* • 
V. II. 1,1 PTON, Pfjhliwht r, P. O. Roy 1810. \, w York illy. 
THE HUNTING SEASON. 
Young Sportsman (out of ammunition)—" I 6ay, old man, can you tell me if I cau get 
shot any where around here ?” 
Angry old Farmer.—“ You’ll get shot pretty darn’d quick if you don’t leave this farm." 
CARPETS. 
RICHMOND CITY MILL WORKS, 
KlCHHONl), USD 
Manufacturers of 
milalj STONES 
and 
Flouring Mill Maohlnery. 
We manufacture _1 * 
ihe best French Burr (LjuIJKJ 
CORN AND FECD MILLS 
in the countr' __ 
for description and 
prices, 
Slate you saw this 
In RCTHAL N.-Y. 
THE NATURAL BUTTER COLOR 
Was awarded the diploma of highest merit at the In¬ 
ternational Dairy Fair, New York, by the Committee 
of Judges, also at the St. Louis and Illinois State Fairs. 
It is the cheapest and best in the market. Cheese color 
by the gallon. For sale by dealers. Manufactured by 
R. S. WHITE & CO., Fort Atkinson, Wls. Write for 
circulars and price list. 
Mention Tax Bubal Nbw-Yobbkb. 
J inclose $ 
{Signed) 
NAME. 
POST OFFICE. 
COP 
NTY. 
STATE. 
1. 
2. 
3. 
4. 
5. 
P. S.—Six cents additional in stamps must be enclosed if seeds are desired. 
