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Judge Martin decided at 
Bridgeport, the other day, 
that certain evidence was 
inadmissible. The attorney 
took strong exception to the 
ruling, and insisted that it 
was admissible. “I know, 
your honor,” said he warm¬ 
ly, “ that it is proper evi¬ 
dence. Here I have been 
practicing at the bar for 
forty years, and now I want 
to know if I am a fool ?” 
“That,” quietly replied the 
court, “ is a question of fact, 
and not of law. and so I 
won’t pass upon it, but will 
let the jury decide.”—New 
Haven Palladium. 
A CONTEMPORARY askf 
Puck: “ Is kissing danger¬ 
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swers: “ That altogether de 
pends. If the young lady 
ignores poisonous enamels, i 
and her father doesn't enter & 
the parlor in the midst of ' 4 
the labial exercises, kissing ■ 
may be indulged in with impunity. Kissing 
another man’s wife is dangerous, we believe— 
if her husband catches them in the act.” 
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Between the stomach, the liver and the bowels, 
If you want to banish sick headaches, nervousness, 
and mental despondency. Upon the vigor of the 
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symptoms which make the Uvea of nervous, bilious 
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It Is an Incomparable, long established and widely 
celebrated remedy. It. builds np the constitution 
when shaken by disease, and protects It against 
malarial and other hurtful Influences. It Is an 
agreeable appetizer, a useful strengthening cor¬ 
dial for the convalescent, and greatly mitigates 
the gathering Infirmities of age. 
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IT NEVER FAILS to catch and kill. 
Lawns, Gardens. Parks and 
Cemeteries cleared of this aggravating pest 
in short order, by n6ing this trap. Can be 
set in an instant by any one. Does not get 
out of order. FuICE, 52 00 EACH. Bent by 
expruHB on receipt of price, by 
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111 12 CMtTLAXDT ST., NEW TORS, 
p ; Wholesaleand retail catalogues of reliable 
Beds free by mail, on application. 
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The JW Pine Ultra. 
EVERY WAGON FULLY WARRANTED. 
This is the best, handsomest, lightest and strongest 
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Correspondence solicited. Address 
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Butter made by this 
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It requires no milk-room. 
It raises all of cream between milkings. 
It afford* better ventilation. 
It requires less labor. 
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OF GATHERING CREAM. 
A New Plan of Making Butter. 
Saves time, saves labor, and gives the highest price for 
Butter. For particulars address 
. DAVIS & FAIRLAMB, 
170 Lake St., Chicago, Ill. 
(CIRCULAR.) 
PH Trwm TTT1 PH T TTT5 C? Among your neighbors and friends for our 
(yET UP CLU iJl3 excellent Teas, Oolong, Imperial, Young Hy¬ 
son, Gimpowder, Japan and Mixed, On cents per pound. This is the first time Jiese Teas 
have ever been offered at CO cents. Same quality is sold by other concerns for 80 cents and 
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with same. A complimentary of 10 per rent, on j-10.00 orders Special inducements on 
large orders. Try our Basket Fired Japan 00 cents per pound, BtrioUy uncolored. we 
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No house can compote with ns, we are the oldest, largest and most Reliable Tea Importers 
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, THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA COMPANY, 
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We have now open an immensu stock of the most approved, varieties of CARPETS and FLOOR COVERINGS 
MANUFACTURED BY OURSELVES 
Expressly ior this season's Retail Trade, consisting of A X ill IN HTERS, WILTONS, VELVETS, 
BRUSSELS, INGRAINS, &c„ «fcc., In 
New Styles and Designs. 
These goods will be found to combine in an umiBual degree. Elegance ofAppearance and Positive Wearing 
Qualities, and are well worthy of the inspection of intending purchasers. 
We also offer a Full Line of TURKISH and EAST INDIAN RUGS aud MATS, CHINA MAT¬ 
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Special Inducements offered to Churches, Steamers and Hotels. 
Appearance and Positive Wearing 
J. tfc J, DOBSON, 
CARPET MANUFACTURERS AND RETAILERS, 
40 & 42 WEST 14th ST., N. Y., Near 6th Av. Elevated R. R. Station 
JOHN VAN QAASBEEK Manager. 
T HE ALBANY SEED STORE. 
JEstnDI Islied 1831. 
49th YEAR 
PRICE & KNICKERBOCKER, Successors to 
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General Catalog-ue of Uellahle 
Flower, Vegetable and Field 
Seed, Vegetable and 
Flowering Plants and Small 
Fruits, 
MAILED FREE. SO Pages —450 Illustrations 
80 STATE STREET, Albany, N. V. 
THREE NEW POTA TOES! 
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1. I’ridt* ol America.—In appearance resembles 
the Snowflake, a few days later; very productive, 
large size, an excellent keeper; of superior quality, 
li. Matchless.—Tubers very handsome, round; 
ale-red ; flesh tiuc-graiucd, pure white, ami of nxoul- 
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3. Silver SUln.—Across between the Early Rose 
and White Peach Blow. Tubers medium to large. 
Skin smooth, silvery white, russetted. Flesh snowy 
white, fine grain, splendid quality, an oxeollcnt 
keeper. 
Price* of eneh of the nboye, 81,00 per lb , S lbs. 
ties at market prices. 
Eli**’ IIliiNiruteil Ptitutu ( ni.-ilogue, contains 
a descriptive list of all the new varieties recently in¬ 
troduced. with many other desirable sorts, beautifully 
illustrated. Centennial collection of odd varieties. 
Also much useful information upon the cultivation ot 
this valuable esculent, ioe. 
TREES and FLOWERS! 
at wholesale or retail Send to 
THB BLOOMINGTON NURSERY. 
Establ shed )48 years. GOO Acres. I 3 Greenhouses. 
SW We ofler for distribution New General Descriptive 
Catalogue, 25c. New Plant Catalogue and Price-List 
free. BAIRD & TUTTLE. Agents. Bloomington. Ill. 
WILBOE’S COMPOeHD OF 
PURE COD LIVER 
OIL AND LIME 
Get the Genuine Article.—Tho fltrear popu¬ 
larity of " Wilbur s Compound of Cud-L/iwr Oil and, 
Dime." has induced some unprincipled persons to at¬ 
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piircbiue till* article, it require* no riUIhng. The rir- 
sulka of u» aixi ,ts Igigt rocommeudatloiiH ; aud the 
proprietor has ample evidence on file of it* extraordi¬ 
nary success lu pulmonary complaints. Thu Phoa-. 
phate of Lime yiosseesos a most juarveluus hoaiUig 
power, as combined with the pure wd-Uvor Gil by 
Dr. wilbor. Thin nKgUctne is Mgifiafly p-viunlxsi iiy 
the medical faculty. Sold by A. B. Wilbok, Chemist, 
Boston, and all druggists, 
