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THE KD1AL WEW-VORKER. 
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Arabella (on her toes in a chair, clutching 
convulsively at her skirts)—“Oh, Bridget! A 
mouse! a mouse! Come and catch it, quick!” 
Bridget—“ Sure, mum, there’s no hurry. If 
this one gets away, I can catch plenty more for 
yer, mum.” 
A shrewd little fellow lived with an uncle 
who barely afforded him the necessaries of 
life. One day the two were out together and 
saw a very thin grej'hound, aud the man asked 
his nephew what made the dog so poor. “ I 
expect he lives with his uncle," said the hoy. 
A mistake. —An Irishman was accused of 
stealing a handkerchief of a fellow-traveler, 
but the owner, on finding it, apologized to Pat, 
and said that it was a mistake. “Arrah, me 
jewel,” retorted Pat, “it was a two-sided mis¬ 
take—yon took me for a thaif, and I took you 
for a gintleman.” 
A little girl found a shelless egg under the 
currant bushes in the garden, and in a high 
state of excitement brought it and showed it 
to her aunt, “See auntie,” said she, “what I 
found under the currant bushes. And I know 
the old hen that laid it. I’m just going to put 
it back in the nest and make her finish it !** 
“ My son,” said a doting father, who was 
about taking his son into business, “ what 
shall be the style of the new firm?" “Well, 
governor,” said the one-and twenty youth, 
looking up into the heavens to find an answer. 
“I don’t know—but suppose we have It John 
H. Sampliu & Father.” The old gentleman was 
struck with the originality of the idea, but 
didn’t adopt it. 
Easv to work. Noiseless in Operation. Beautiful 
Appearance. Light, Strong- and Durable. Star 
ahead of all competitors. Strictly first-class in eve 
res poet, iully Ivrrranted. Bond for Price List a 
Illustrated Circulars, to 
MAST* Foots & CO., Springfield Ohio 
W o have perfected a radical and valuable, improve¬ 
ment m our celebrated Churn, which needs but to be 
Been to bo appreciated. Now offered for the first time 
to the dairy public. 
It received the HIGHEST PUKNMrH at the Inter¬ 
national Dairy Fair an Now York Cm\ in competition 
with all the leading churns in the market. 
NlDe Mixes made, churning (Tom one to one hundred 
gallons. Warranted to be exactly as represented. 
Beud to any dealer In jikaLL* firM-chiN* Farm and 
Danw Implements for a Descriptive Circular of 
"Tine NEW BLANCHARD CHOBN’’ or to the 
Sole Manufacturers, PORTF.lt BLANCHARD’S 
SONS, Oonookd, N. H. 
TAKING MEASURE. 
Tailor (to stout customer.)—“ Have the kindness to put your finger on this bit of tape, sir, 
just here! I'll be round in a minute !" 
OF GATHERINGS CREAM. 
A New Plan of Making - Cutter. 
Saves time, saves labor, and gives the highest price for 
Butter. For particulars address 
DAVIS & FAIRLAMB, 
Agricultural Chemists and Chemical Engineers. 
Laboratories and Olliee, 17 Cedar Street, 
New York City. 
Specialty— Agricultural Analysis, including fer¬ 
tilizers, feeding stuffs, waters, soils, marls, dairy pro¬ 
ducts, he... he. Contracts made with clubs and socie¬ 
ties at special rates. 
Fertilizer works of all kinds erected, and 
superintended by contract. 
170 Lake St., Chicago, Ill 
LONDON PURPLE 
Marl- 
Valuable insecticide for the extermination of the COLORADO BEETLE, COTTON WORM and CANKER 
WORM. For Price#, Circnlurh ami opiuioiiH write. 
HEMINGWAY'S LONDON PURPLE COMPANY, (Limited) IK) Water St., New York. 
Profemior C. V. Riley saysr London Purple can be more effectually sprinkled or sprayed on to the plant 
than Paris-green, by virtue of its greater fineness. 
Professor 0. E. Bessey says: It promises to be a most excellent remedy. It quickly kills both the Larva and 
the Winged Insects. 
Professor ,f, L. Budd says: A single application placed everyone of the pests on their backs over the ground, 
either dead or in a dying condition, in less than six bourH. 
T HE ALBANY SEED STORE. 
Established 1831. 
49th YEAR. 
PRICE & KNICKERBOCKER, Successors to 
Some years ago the Stock bridge Manures were only 
known to a few farmers in the Connecticut Valley. 
Now they are so extensively used in different parts 
of the country as to require two large factories, one in 
New York aud one in Boston to manufacture them. 
This increase shows what f armers think of good fer¬ 
tilizers, and f» not only dqc to the fact that they are 
reliable, well-made, and high-grade manures, but also 
to the fart that fanners have 
FOUND THEM PROFITABLE TO USE. 
Now that corn, and other farm produce is bringing 
such good prices, we anticipate that farmers win in¬ 
vest still more, largely in our fertilizers. 
Besides the Stockbridge Manures, we manufacture 
several high-grade Phosphates, and deal in first-class 
chemicals or all kinds Farmers who intend to use 
Fertilizers of any kind, should 
Send lor our New Pamphlet, 
which contains a large amount of reliable informa¬ 
tion, lieside prices for 1880. 
MAILED FREE TO ANY ADDRESS. 
BOWKER FERTILIZER CO., 
3 Park Place, N. Y. 
43 Chatham St., Boston. 
fJeutrol i.-alatog'U* of UtUahlt 
Flower, Vegetable and Field 
Seed, Vegetable and 
Flowering Plants and Small 
Fruits, 
MAILED FREE. SO Pauls — 450 Illustkations 
80 STATE STREET, Albany, ,V Y. 
COOLEY CREAMER 
Compact, Kulwtantial, eco¬ 
nomical and easily managed. 
Guaranteed to work well and 
give full power claimed. 
K.iiginn and boiler complete, 
including governor, feed* 
pump, drive-pulley, etc-., etc. 
at the low ju ice of 
3 Horse power... .$210 
Awarded Gold 
Medal at Paris Ag¬ 
ricultural Exhibi¬ 
tion, 1879. 
Butter made by this 
process, nwurded Sweep¬ 
stakes at International 
Dairy Fair. 1878, and Two 
eKkSsr'* \ Manufactured at Springfield, 
Ohio. Send for Descriptive 
■ — - Pamphlet. 
JAMES LEFFEL & C0„ SDringfield, 0. 
Or, I IO Liberty St„ New York City. 
Gold Medals ami First 
> Premium at same fair, 
. 1873. First Premium at 
Royal Agricultural Exhibition, London, 1879. 
It requires no milk-room. 
It raises all of freuin between milkings. 
It affords better ventilation. 
It requires less labor. 
It Is more thoroughly made. 
It Is cheaper, 
and gives better satisfaction than any other way of 
etting milk. 
Send far “ Dairymen " oieiny full particulars amt 
testimonials. 
VERMONT FARM MALI!- CO., 
Bellows Falls, Vt. 
A copy of the BISMARCK TRIBUNE, (special and 
illustrated edition) containing full information in 
relation to the public aud railroad lands of Dakota, 
the Black Hills mining interests, and the grazing 
lands of the Yellowstone sent on receipt of three 8-eent 
stamps. 
Address, TRIBUNE, Bismark, Dakota. 
kl ■ JSH Extensive Facilities for 
P manufacturing, us well as 
the want, of the necessary 
Capital to accumulate the 
stock [needed to fill my orders, will account for the 
change in locality. 
At Alliance I have the benefit of Leung at the junction 
of the Pittsburgh. Ft. Wayne & Chicago and thn*0ieve- 
land A: Pittsburgh Railroads. I have a private track 
to roy manufactory, and I will have the Capita! to en¬ 
able me to accumulate a largo amount of stock ready 
for a rush of business at seeding time. My customers 
will please direct all letter* pertaining to the purchase 
of Premium Bone, or the sale of Bones to 
LEWIS SCHILLING, President 
Excelsior Fertilizer (!o,t Alliance, Stark 
Count), O, 
RECTANGULAR 6i SQUARE 
H box churns. 
Cheapest and best. No in¬ 
side fixtures, and always re¬ 
liable. Six sizes of each kind 
made. Three sizes of tho 
Lever Butter Worker made. 
Bert material Used and every 
Churn and Butler Worker 
Mtmmfiyf exactly as ropriv 
winnxl. One Chum at wholiv 
-ale when) we have no Agent. 
RICHMOND, IND 
Manufacturers Of 
RdllsZt STONES 
and 
Flouring Mill Machinery. 
W e manufacture 
the best French Burr ( 
COBH AMD FEED MILLS 
in the country. Send I 
for descri|Jtion and |jj||J|J||jj|j 
State you saw this 
In RURAL N.-Y. 
ROSES & GERANIUMS! 
I WO liy cxjiix-hh. 85,50 by mail, 83 i ‘23 for 81,7Ji 
14 for * 110 ; 30 Greentwuscaud Jirddiny Plants for 
$ 1 • IO. Lists free. T. MONTGOMERY, Mattoou,HI. 
THE NATURAL BUTTER COLOR 
all styles. Gold, Hilver and Nickel, 88 . 0(1 to 
$180 Chains, etc., sent 0. O. D., to be ex 
amined. Write for Catalogue to Standard 
American Watch Co., Pittsburg, Pa. 
Was awarded the dtmomu of highest merit at the In¬ 
ternational Dairy Fair, New York,by the Committee 
of Judges, also at the Kt. Louis aud Illinois State Fairs. 
It is the cheapest and best in the market., Cliocso color 
by the gallon. For sale by dealers. Manufactured by 
R. H. WHITE & CO.. Fort Atkinson, Wis. Write for 
circulars and price list. 
Mention The Rubai. New-Yobkeb. 
makes an offer of Sumll 
Fruit Plants peculiarly ad¬ 
vantageous to all who have 
k ■ I a llvli vuntagoouu to all who have 
country homes. Bend stamp for HI. Descriptive Cata 
logue. Address. 
,E. P. ROE, Cornwall-on-IIudson, N. Y. 
New Styles Chromo Cards, 10 cts. Best ever 
sold. Stamps taken. J. B. Husted, Nassau, N.Y. 
THE ISBELL 
MOLE TRAP 
IS INFALLIBLE 1 I 
IT NEVER FAILS to catch aud kill. 
Lawns, Gardens, Parks and 
Cemeteries cleared of this aggravating pest 
in short order, by using this trap. Can be 
t et in an instant by any one. Does not get 
ontof order. PBXCB, $2.00 EACH- Sent by 
exj>resson reoeipt of price, by 
YOUNG & ELLIOTT , 
12 CORTLANDT ST., NEW YORK. 
Wholesale and retail catalogues of reliable 
seeds free by mail, on application. 
•Manufacturers of 
FINEST QUALITY SILVER-PLATED TABLE WARE 
OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. 
14th St., Union Square, N. Y. Factory at Wallingford, Conn 
> FOR IIiIiUSTRATED OATzAXjOGtTJE. 
D Pure 
lremium 
/ > J 
% 
1 
BONE 
