564 
ASM? 
$um 
“Only twenty?'* “Yes/' Bhe expiaiuea. 
“George made me promise when we were mar¬ 
ried that I would never change. I was twenty 
then, and f mean to keep my promise. 
A lady who had quarreled with her bald- 
headed lover, said, in dismissing him. “What 
is delightful about you my friend, is that I 
have not the trouble of seuding you back any 
locks of hair.” 
A School mistress, while taking down the 
names and age6 of her pupils, and of their 
parents, at the beginning of the terra, asked 
one little fellow, “ What's your father’s name?” 
“ Oh, you necdu t take down his name, he s too 
old to go to school to a woman” was the inno¬ 
cent reply. 
A LITTLE Oil City girl observed her mother 
measuring doth by holding it up to her nose 
with one hand and reaching out to arm’s length 
with the other. She assumed a thoughtful as¬ 
pect, and alter cogitating a moment, asked : 
“ How can you measure cloth that way ? Can 
you smell a yard ?” 
“Yes; I am lo be married, my dear friend. 
The young lady is pretty and very clever, yet 
she cannot play ibe piano-forte, that is her only 
failing.” “ Why, I should call that a blessing. 
It is certainly no fault!" "Hear me through. 
She cunnot play the piano-forte and yet she 
always insists on playing.” 
“ How did you like the new minister ?” asked 
a lady of a little girl, when she returned from 
church—“ O, he is splendid! I like him ever 
so much better tbau 1 did Mr. LdwarJs. 
“Why?” asked her mother, amused at the 
little, one’s earnestness- -“Well,” said the 
Metallic Shingles 
Make the most dural do mid or tm men tat roofs in l! 
world. One-fourth tlie weight Of slate, and will not 
break front any cat tee; cannot blow oil. and are abso¬ 
lutely tight, Sr,n<l for descriptive circular and re¬ 
duced prices to 
IKON CLAD ftXF'G CO., 
22 Cliff St., New York. 
1IDEK I’ll ESSES AM) (JltATEltS. 
J Doom an & Bobciiebt Press Co., Syracuse, N. Y 
AlCHinOK 1), INI) 
Manufacturers of 
miLL STONES 
and 
Flouring Mill Maohlnery, 
W e manufacture F 
tbe best French Burr f; 
CORN AND FEED MILLS “ 
in the country. Send El A. , 
for description and (j| 
State you saw this 
lu KURAL N.-Y. 
-NASTY LITTLE THING." 
Elder sister (tired)" Do let’s turn back, we arc so far rrom home; thunderstorms are so frequent, 
too; and you know how frightened I am of lightning." 
Younger ditto (not tired); wants to go further)“ come on, It’s tine enough now; you needn't be 
fl ightened of lightning, It won’t touch you- You're not particularly attractive.' 
PAYNE’S FARM ENGINES 
l|ll _ . I, ' I, n II. ,s n method of placing literature, of the best clasi only, within reach of every one. 
VVnST IC IT f nooks arc reduced In price to but & frui tion of their cost heretofore. July is supposed 
ITIIUI II • to be the Pall vionib of the year Booksellcre close shop \fintnrino 
end ro fishing, because book buyers n re supposed to hnvo done likewise. The Uterarr J II IU w 11, 1 1] I | H S, 
Krrnlullon has made the past. July one of the busiest months of Hie year for dealers hand / , 
ling our books, because Ibe people believe in it. Letters have. ••> me to us like n Hood ; telegrams from dealers have 
come like the ttnv before Christ turn.. calling for mure books and uni, 1,1). Our bindery is now taxed for tin, produc¬ 
tion of l(K)t volumes a day, not counting pamphlets, end we are taking Immediate steps lo donhhs its capacity, to 
■_* n_a_keep tip with orders. All Kevolutiuui seek volunteers, ami it has been tin* 
AllpfMCT I 111II fl TTIIII IT IP policy of The Literary Itr volution from the start to give special reward to early 
nllgUol U|ipUI lUlllllvw. ,olunlwr» in its support. It offers rpecial terms to all whose orders, with 
cash, arc receive,I during August, »s follows i 
* iPateut spark-arresting Farm and Dairy Engines of 
all sizes, from 2 to 12 horse power, mounted or tin 
mounted. Warranted to bo the ltoat and Cheapest 
engines made. Prices from N f .10 upwards. Heud 
for Illustrated Catalogue •* A " which will give you 
full iuformatton and prices to 
B. W. PAINE A: SONS, 
Bov 84 1, Cornin'.', N, Y, 
ynr, handsomely bound 
]l Husain, gilt tot,, price 
The reiimmingvolunu's 
A verbatim reprint of the lost. English edition. In 1ft beautiful volumes, clear nonpareil tj 
til doth for $7.00 i the same printed on (It,or, heavier paper, wide margins, and bound in hid 
fK,.0(1. The Aral eleven volumes are ready for delivery. Volume IS will be ready Aug 15. 
will he completed by October. 
Every Man His Own Miller. 
The only Mill that will 
ns;.'" •ii’j f _ grind Corn with Shuck on 
without, extra expense. The 
v-**" g*- V" p grinding ^Coru and 
• , '-f grind 8helled Corn Hue 
haN BL « enough for family use. 
V > Grinds twice ns lust us any 
<v b (a, \ other Mill ut same size and 
f j*-- price. Manufactured by 
qjjg T'Vf' * J ’ A * field, SON & CO. 
^f?922 N. 2d St., St. Louis 
AN AMAZING OFFER 
To all whose nrrtms and money are received during the month of August, wc will supply the I ft volumes, in 
cloth, for f (1.1,0. nnd in hair Russia, gilt top, for #13 00. The volumes issued w ill be tent ut once by express,and the 
remaining volumes when completed, 
A siieclmen volume in cloth will l>e sent, postpaid, for 60 cents, or in half Russia, gilt top, for $1.00, nnd may bo 
returned at once, if not satisfactory, 
The "CHsMivKtis's EmTYciyirAr.Tu*" comprises tho first ly volumes of our" library of Universal luiowledgo/’ana 
llio remaining volnroos, complete In themselves, will bo nnld oeparaMy w hen published 
fta— To illtint rate and dene lOBtrate (lie superior Horary and tyj 
To illustrate and demount rate the superior literary and typographical chnmcf.cr of our books, 
notwithstanding prices are low beyond comparison with the cheapest books ever before 
pUbltshrA, wc publish twelve hooks In pain pill t form ami send ihhUiihI.I us follows. As inern 
euriosltiefl they arc worth obtaining by every one, even if they wore i of. tntrumtnatly vuiunhUi. As might be ex- 
peetcii, they oreiteUlng by llio million. All the following arc onabilfcd, nml none of Drml/n 0 Pnnto 
them are in type Biruillcr than brevier. Nearly all ,f them have heretofore been fjUUKb. J LCl lh. 
published by Otlici housed at from $1.00 to ♦l.'lft each 'Intsnlnv'. " I.tfo -f 1 1 vdcrlck WVunv/j w wu " 
llie Groat." (Arljlc's “ Life of Robert Burns,” Thu.. HuglnV • MonUnooi of Christ," John Minot Wills' •‘Chapters on 
Socialism," n*'j <jnr»u of h«U'» IJfo, t,y Lamartine; "Loara from lhi> Uulrr of mi Cltl Lawyer'- abort, thrilling, 
ri__| I _ I" h^. laughable. pathetic stories—each complete, pneo time rent.. “Tin- Usin „f AsIk,” by 
nflliBN *1 I.PhTn fdwln Arnold; •• Itsruu atuurl.*ti<en'« Travels and Surprising' Adventures“Vlrar 
UUUltOf iJ Uul.ld. n f Wolvflrl.l,” by Oliver tioklsndth J “Mnr,r« xml nulliuls for Young Folk," illus¬ 
trated. by Ellen Tracy Alden, oa.hbv cents. Closing the list )s Hiinjau's P Pm to 0 Pontf* 
• rik-rlm'. I’rogmu,’* pries- '-IX cents; sod “ Private 11,,-slrirs.U ihumoroii* n LP ||N / I.H[| IN. 
stories, not nlnysi. hy author of ••Rj.anowgrasa 1'apcrs,'' price, two cents. vuulw 
Notwithstanding the amazingly •' J prices of these pamphlet*, they pay tia n good pioflt. The tllcmrj 
Jfvniuilnn does not kurnhug pcop. by prutohsO Of philanthropy. People who have senso enough to appro 
. into good books arc g.-neraDy hornet enough f-0 ho willing to pay for them, and they can afford to poy 
wtieD prices are low an lb Revolution nutknu them. In tins connection It-is proper to mention a few fact.-'. 
(i._„ TILf I Some millionaire publisher, have boon adding loour fume end multiplying oni friends by 
NlnFl I 11 PT 1 calling us pirates, They tmv <v/1„mi they please I) foreign authois a copyright. One of them 
vlUjJ I Mlul » charred you $1.09 for Ijughcji’ Manllncrs of Christ " we sell it lo von ("i^■ Scents. How 
Blew Strength 
Is infused into a debilitated system by tlie sover¬ 
eign vltallzer and tonic, Hosteller's stomach 
Bitters. Digestion and assimilation, fun cl Ions, 
the Interruption or loebie performance of which 
materially Impair vitality, are regulated and en¬ 
couraged by the Bit let's, uud the mental despon¬ 
dency which Usually affects the dyspeptic and 
nei vous Invalids, gives place to cfleerluiuess when 
tmi'.gMilal Jnvlgciram and c.ornT uve Is used. It 
enables Uie stomach ro perform Its duties, insures 
com plate nutrition and b.mlslies every symptom of 
dyspepsia. The restoration of a regular habit, ol 
bony is another aud moie Important result of tak¬ 
ing It. It, quiets as well as invigorates the ncr- 
vous system, promotes appetite and sound repose, 
and may be relied upon lor puilty as well as effec¬ 
tiveness. Moreover it has no peer as a remedy lor. 
and preventive of fever and ague- and bilious re¬ 
run,tents. 
THE IMPROVED 
Make the best syrup and sugar with legs fuel and 
labor than any other apparatus. Will condense 
sweet cider Into delicious Jellv at the rate of 
four barrels per hour. Agents wauted. 
tend for descriptive circulars, 
VT. FABJNL MACHINE CO., 
BELLOWS FALLS, VT. 
'hnnr'-'d J 
foi-euce a i 
much of the 97 cents dlifm cuc-c old Hughes gct,rt,-. yon think t Another 
•' ufp of tTu'ist " for ||R00—ourprlcc L-iftOct-uld. f * - 
difference t Hlw letter to us says “ rmlhiug " R 
us fluapiobx PakU»hiT«. Th f ®Urue • 
i,, ihe^ulvej'tislVig coiutnha of it* several t'krMIsn Ailvn«afe*.“ ' .... 
Injure the sale 1 theirs. tV-reduced Smith's ",ISbic 1 'lctloiiar, 
BibUoal Literature" from #10.00 to # 2 . 00 ; oud Young's 
Unabridged’’ if "A "I MMMB 
. j. HoW much (ltd Dr. iiloile got of tho *7.50 ft in S llB ' 
notlliug ” Srritim r's BnutlUy attackeduarecently, eaJiliig '* 11M 1 " ,,u 
„n , ... ...lerMVitypai.i nnd printers that d« their work mi 1 " working also for us, and you 
want no books more beautiful than arc romo of ours. The great! Methodist Book noneexn has refused us Nfiacc even 
. ■" 1 " |p, Why I tiur boolci are »o choap they contrast with mid 
. Uonarv " from to SO cents ; Kit to’e " Oyidoptsdla of 
... „„ .... _ " Analytical Ooecojilimcn to fhn TtlliU!,” "the Wclwtrr 
religious literature, the greatest work of the kln.l which the century Jins produced, from |!ft.00 to 
lc may pronounce the verdict who Is guilty of wroug-doing—we, or the nUllionfttrc publishers 
Urm-rsl Ursat once snul thut the best >vay to tp-' rid of » bio I law ts to enforce It. If the 
3 f|T want of an Interiistional copy right la n wrong to foreign authors. American publishers 
till !• ftlv to bln mu that thui" la no up, and could Influence the naasbigof auch a law quickly If 
they chose to do so. We believe that, the author of a book Is as much entitled to absolute property in tt. the world 
over an isthr authi r of any other product of the hand or brain. Wo vrr.o for a taw to give film vurli ovvnervhip.sml 
The Ulcrarr Kero! inn m-no Ilian alt other inti nances la forcing tho consent of millionaire pttHlslici'M to the iwnslng 
„f Much a law. i .ut, there tr plenty of humbug tn the bilk of high prices being flic neocasai.V i vault of copyright. 
Live cent i copyright >n n book would give on author $ft 000 < u» n liook that would net! 100.000 copies : ana a book 
intended for the tootses that will not sell 100,OW W put at a reasonable price docs not. deserve to l>e published at all. 
And He* realIV ulauilnrd honks that Hie nuus-i want ought to sell and will sell » million «»ple« each ruaiiy when The 
l.drrarr Rr> Jutton has le lilovod Us Bu»l rlrinrlr. aud m»fa the masses lenders of pood books. And a million books, 
uLrlnsrcoov right of even one cent each would give an author #10,000, winch ts more tliiui ten times wlial the average 
Micecsst.il author no gets but Bun,van. Goldsmith, Mllron and Virgil are no longer wanting corn-right, and 
Maeaiilftj (lu ivlc, Glblse . IV Poo, Plutarch and ABsop ceased to receive it long before the days of The LUersry 
llrrolution. We do pay fl- ' • fifteen cents copyright Oil several of our books to American authors who Lave the 
right to it, and WC me paying regular salaries, many thousand dollars a year, to writers In our service. 
COLUMBIA BICYCLE. 
T Bicycle ruling is an accomplish 
incut easily acquired, aud is vapid 
ly becoming tlio iuo.it ttopular of 
fZ VOl out-dooT sports, as a health rostoru- 
//vjil tive it. is invaluable, bringing into 
h_ J| action every muscle of the body, 
/I strengthening the lUCMR, amt in 
\V J® vigoi utidK the weiulad bi'ain. Tho 
practicabilily ui tlio machine la 
l[ \ •e \K/. generally ooncedcd throughout the 
1 “ country, und the thousands of bi¬ 
cycles in daily use are constantly Inereaidiig in num¬ 
ber. Semi 3c. stamp for catalogue, with price list aud 
lull information. THK i'ui’K OO.. 
8S Hummer Street, Bouton, Sinss. 
p Descrijitive Priced Catalogues of our new importa¬ 
tions now read for mailing to applicants. 
Munchausen and Gulliver's Travels, Ulus., 60 cents. 
Stories and Ballads, by E- T. Alden, (Hue , 60 cents. 
Kat'l in On lama, Vuu*,, 60 cents. 
Acme Library of Modern < Massies, 60 cents. 
Amerl ■ - Iwrluttsm, r,o cents. 
Tnlnr’ iHf'ii v of English Lltorntuir, 76 cents. 
Cecil' V' oi Natural History, 81 
Pictorial Ibin.ly I. xl. on. 26 cunt* 
SaylngN. by .'ilQlor of .Sjmrrowgrnas Papers, 60 cents. 
Mrs. Hemi. Poetical Works, OO cent.- . 
Kitto's C'v. ,opie.ll;i.>1 Bib. Literature, 2 vols., $ 2 . 
Do Your Own 
Printing! 
AMERICUS CIDER MILL 
.,/( ”;W ’I’yite uetting easy by printed in- 
.a hi ructions. I>o your own printing 
•» and advertising Moneymadefust 
"JM in any place lobbing or runnings, 
paper. Catalogue of Presses, Type, Cards. Itc., for 2 
stamps. Kelsey A Go., JUuu’i’i'H, Meriden, Conn. 
nin • e v.’ ■ vp«- >■ • v • x-p 
i,60 cents. Roll Aia'ici.t History. _ 
ta. Smith s Dictionary of the liihlo (new edition ready soon), 
into. 60 cents. 
9. Wo of Flavius Josephus. $8. 
cents Comic History of tT 8 , Hopkins, 111ns., 60 cents, 
to cents. Health by Exercise, Dr. Geo, H. T’uylov, 40 cents, 
into. Health for Women, Dr. Geo. II. Taylor, K5 cents, 
nts. Library Magazine, 10 ccot« n No. »J » y,-.cr. 
Library Magazine, bound volumes. 00 cents, 
onts. Loaves (pun the Diury of »uOld Lawyer, $i. 
Republican Manual, nv>0, 50 cents. 
if bv mail. iKistagc extra. Most of tbe books are ulso published In fin» 
as. ilewrliitbe t'AtnloKU.-. ..-at fn-r .a. rri|.i.-vl. 
registered letter Or by Expires, Fractions of one dollar may be senliii po;t- 
WH ITMAN’H PATKMT. 
r i - The best Cider and 
vC;; -fid ftViue Mill mttde. Tt 
cent, more Older than 
| | Si 1 M Geared outside. Barge 
j ^ agSP, UM | Prices aa low as any 
iJ JM§Kt|a PH a Circulars giving full 
Pr Pl |p dftkc.rintimi sent tree. 
j- The rnanu- 
WHITMAN AGR1CULTUBAL CO., 
Saint l.o tiia, Mo. 
It, 1 b the strniiKCMi, timpiOMi eusicMt work 
i ng, c he a pev t, and of the tattOKST capacity ol > 
in the market. Buy no other and have the best. 
Heud for circular and price list. 
JOHN B. IVHITTEMORE, 
Pa-entee aud Manufacturer, 
Chicopee Falls, lilasa. 
