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THE BUBAL HEW-YOBKEB. 
JAN 12 
THE 
A WHOLESOME CURATIVE 
X)\moxom 
You may have coffee grounds in your cup, 
but that is no proof that you can raise Joffee. 
•‘He’s a perfect paragram of politeness,” 
said a rich, ignorant, but ambitious woman. 
“Excuse me” said a wag, but do you not mean 
parallelogram?” “Of course I do” she replied. 
“How could I have made such a mistake?” 
A quick-witted illiterate was taken to 
task for his bad spelling in a letter be had 
just finished. “ Bad spelling, is it?” said he, 
“look at that!” holding up the stump of a 
quill; “how can a man spell right with such 
a pen as that?” 
A GIRL out West is said to have refused a 
telegraph lineman three times in as many 
months because he was “ too much of a wan¬ 
derer—he wandered from ‘ pole to pole* and 
from * climb to climb,' and if he should come 
home he’d be so 'insulate’ that he’d make one’s 
hair stand on end and make no end of talk 
among the neighbors.”_ 
AN ELEGANT AND RE¬ 
FRESHING FRUIT LOZ- 
- ENGE (or Constipation, 
Biliousness, Hca.laehe, 
t, \ indisposition, &c. 
t 7 SUPERIOR TO PILLS 
* J and all other system- 
regulating medicines. 
a mm THE I>«>SK IS SMALL, 
jFuTlAir THE action prompt, 
rfJTY ■ u v b the taste delicious. 
YyhK hr Ladles and children 
Wrlco, 55 c«nti. Large box**, 50 cent*. 
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 
pianoforjes. 
Tone.Toiicli.WorlaiLaiisMp an! Dnralility. 
william bnabk A CO. 
Nos. 204 and 206 West Baltimore Street, 
Baltimore. No. 112 Fifth Avenue, N. Y. 
AsHEtrBNti am. Mass., Jou. 14, 1880. 
I have been very sick over two years. They all gave 
me up as past cure. I tried *he most skill Cal physi¬ 
cians, bn* they did not roach the worst part. The 
lungs and heart would Jill up every night and distress 
me, and my throat was very bad. I told my children 
I never should die in pence until 1 had tried Hop Bit- 
tors I have taken two bottles. They have helped me 
very much Indeed 1 am now well. There was a lot 
of sick folks here who have seen how they helped me, 
and they used them and are cured, an l reel as thank¬ 
ful as I do that there is so valuable u medicine made. 
MRS. JULtA G CUSHING. 
Winston, Forsyth Oo„ n. c. 
Gents- 1 desire to express to you my thanks for 
vour wonderful Hop Bitters. I was troubled with 
KEMP’S MANURE SPREADER, 
PULVERIZER 
in,I CART COMBINED. 
A\ Gre-uest Agrhultursl In- 
£'\ \ vention of the ago SiVt ? 
51;4 qo per cent, of Tabor, »nd 
JUta doubles the value of the 
MW manure. Spreads creulY 
all kinds of manure broad- 
ymi cast or in drill, In one-tenth 
GfJ the time required by hand, 
e and full particulars to , 
hmw, «■*■«•«• «*■* »- ' 
Intelligible. 
)Y,_“ Could you tell me at what time the Chalk Farm train goes? 1 
A quvorter arter, arf arter, a quvorter to, aud at-' 
that the trains went at every quarter of the hour. 
—Judy. 
"What he meant was 
Pi<SCfUancou$ gUmlisina 
PULVERIZING HARROW 
^ CLOD CRUSHER 
™£COMBAULT’S 
AGENTS ^ 
WANTED 
It is the best selling 
tool on earth. 
St.al Bearing*. Br»»» 
Iron I^wis.S^el Bearlngn. 1 
JONES, BE PAHS THE F 
6old on trial. W.rr.uU 6 year*. All 
For free book, nduroa* 
JONES OF BINGHAMTON, 
BISUIURTON, M. T. 
PAYNE’S FARM ENGINES 
; ; ’ - 
ir a Steel Crusher nnd Level er, and to the Cutting, 
1ST STEEL COL LTERS. the peculiar shape and ar~ 
ver Thus the three operations of era-lung lumps, lev- 
ng the soil are performed at tlic anuie time. The eu- 
Uds pulling up rubbish. It is especially adapted to lu 
utterly fall; works perfectly on light soli, anu Is the only 
LANE & BODLEY CO 
MANUFACTURERS OF 
Portable aHd Stationary 
And Steam Boilers of the best design, material and 
workmanship. Our smaller sizes especially adapted 
to 
JUNIOR AND SENIOR 
VETERAN CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
22X Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to one round 
of Horse. 
— capacity of 
f SHBLLEK 
wfBSi/ 30 bushels pr hour. 
We manufacture six sixes of Saw Mills, wtthcapac 
itv)f from Three to Fifty Thousand Feet per day 
with One Saw. Send for special circular of our No 
1 Plantation Saw M1L1, which we sell for 
Illustrated Catalogues of our Machinery 
sent Free. 
LANE & BODLEY CO. 
J ohn nnd Water 8t».« Cincinnati, O. 
Easy to Work. Sr root and Durnhie- 
llod itelUibln Mowei 
TRY ONE and YOU WILL BUY IT. 
Send for illustrated Circular b to 
Power suited for Running 
Churns, Pumps and all light farm work. 
Hr Write for Circulars. Address "* 1^1 . . 
SANDWICH MANUFACTURING CO.. Sandwich, HI. 
pn THE MOYER ROAD CART 
^‘T^^k^TTfv, ' q-jt PATENT APPLIED FOR 
The Greatest Iui|.orlins aud Breeding 
Establishment in the World. 
PERCHERON HORSES 
WORTH $2,500,000.00 
Imported frnm Franr* nod Bred 
a ftlnee 187*2, by 
M. W. IKJNHAM, 
Wayne, Du Page Co., XUlaols, 
g—8$ mil** Weit of C&cago 
1 Prices low lor qual* 
BREEDER. 
390 Imported the Past Three Months. 
consisting of finest animals, with choicest pedigrees 
Registered in the Percheroa 8t.ud Book of France 
anathe Percheroa Stud Book of the United States. 
Write for Free Illustrated Catalogue * * N 
PENCILS. HOLDERS, CASES, Etc. 
THE CALLIGRAPHIC PEN. 
A GOLD PEN and RUBBER HOLDER, j»ntato{ujl 
ink for sovernl days’ writing, tan be carried ■atw 
pocket. Always ready for use. A luxury for persons 
who rare to preserve their Individuality Iti wrltluic. 
tHABIE. TODD A BAUD, 
Cor. Natsuu & Liberty New-Yorb 
Send for Price list. __ 
OUR GOODS ARE SOLD BY FIRST-CLASS DBALEiV’. 
THE BOYS 
all say that it is the Captain. Guaranteed not to possess 
any horse or sulky motion. r lhe body can bo leveled to 
any sized horse without changing the mimosa. Lots of 
room: good seat and lack, bandy to pet in and out of. 
Prices and Catalogue furnished free on application. 
H. A. MOYER, 
.32, 33, 37, 38 aud 39 Wolf St., Syracuse, N. Y. 
“THE UtST IS THE CHEAPE8T. M 
SAW rMPIIjCC THBfSHERSi 
MILLS, lNUINCO Hum hmj 
!K*8st«ss^ 
