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Clay Crushers. 
Yard Supplies., 
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FOR CATALOGUE, PRICES AND 
description Address 
THE PATENTEES & MANUF'G’RS. 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
A WHOLESOME CURATIVE 
j^nutorous 
A female correspondent of a St. Louis 
paper speaks of a sight she saw lately that 
made her smack her lips. It seems a pity that 
the ladies in that city have to smack their 
own lips. In this latitudethe men are always 
ready to save them that trouble. 
AN honest farmer who had seen “Richard 
the Third” performed one night, waited upon 
the manager next morning to say that if the 
gentleman who wanted a horse the previous 
evening held his niiud, he had got abundance 
of cattle in his meadow, and he should be hap¬ 
py to deal with him. 
“Ykh,” said Biggs, “ 1 enjoy a glass now 
and then; but I deny myself, fearing that 1 
might take too much and say something fool¬ 
ish.” “Nonsense!” exclaimed Fogg; “drink, 
if you like it. Hay what you will, nobody will 
ever suspect that you’ve been drinking—that 
is, nobody who knows you, you know.” 
A couple from the Old Country dined table 
d’hote the other day, and opposite was a young 
man who took a stalk of celery from the dish 
and commenced eating it. The old lady look¬ 
ed at him a moment with an air of disgust, 
and then, nudging her husband, said In a stage 
whisper, “D’yemoiud ther blackguard atin 
ther bokay!'’ 
Mhh. Jones— “Ah, and good morning to 
you, Mrs. Smith. Did you like the cream I 
sent you!” Mrs. Smith—“O, very much, 
thank you.” Mrs. Jones—“Yes; and if you 
could let me have the pot I sent it in you’d 
oblige me, ’cos, you see, it’s my old man’s 
shaving mug, and he don’t like no other.” 
Fun. 
It is related of Theodore Hook that, stroll¬ 
ing along the Strand one day, iu compauy 
with a friend, he observed a dandy approach¬ 
ing them, dressed in the first style of lashion, 
and sailing down the street with the air of an 
emperor, passing by the ordinary mortals who 
surrounded him with immeasurable disdain. 
Just as be come near, Hook stopped up to the 
exquisite, and humbly inquired, “1 beg your 
pardon, sir, but are you anybody iu particu¬ 
lar?” The disconcerted beau looked at the 
grave querist in utter amazement, and walked 
away without a particle of dignity left. 
AN ELEGANT AND RE. 
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I THE IX’SE IS SMALL, 
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■ ■■ THE TASTE DELICIOUS! 
Ladies and children 
Vi 1 / like it 
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SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 
“Over the garden fence 
Gone but not forgotten 
State* now 
Homeward bound. 
Ob’ Agony. 
AN UNFORTUNATE MILKMAN 
Farther yet 
J have tlret 
chaoco. 
Homeao«k«r* 
1 catch on.” A 
'Donation 
a. u. power, 
I And and Immigration Commissioner, 
St. Paul, Minneapolis A Manitoba U'y 
HT. PAUL, MINN. 
Write to 
PERFECT FRUIT can be secured 
ggtt#rclUnfou$ 
A aooa saptmt Clergyman oi rararn. i.. J .. ** 
strong ternijerauot* mau.autfcred with kidney troub¬ 
le tieurnlglu, htid dl».sun«*s almost to blindness, over 
two years after he was told that Hop Bitters would 
eiire'lilni because Ur was afratd of aud prejudiced 
against “Bitters ’’ Bine, hi* cure hr say* none need 
tear but trust in llop Hitter•*. 
PROOF EVERYWHERE. 
If an Invalid or sick person lias the lease doubt of 
the power and eUloaoy of Mop Bitters to cure them 
they eau And cases exactly lfi« their own In their 
own neighborhood, with proof positive that they can 
be easily and permanently cured at a trilling cost- 
or ask your druggist or physician, 
QBBENW1CH, Feb. 11,188(1. 
Hop tutten Cu. -8las 1 was given up by the doctors 
to die or scrofula consumption. Two bottles of your 
Bltteis cured me. LEROY BREW ER. 
By the use of Field's Orchard Force Pump, the 
only practicable implement for destroying insects on 
fruit trees. Descriptive catalogue free. 
FIELD FORCE PUMP CO., 
Lockport. N. i . 
CO MB AULT 
X agyV i Is undoubtedly themort vul- 
liable and reliable Veteri- 
^ nary Remedy ever discover¬ 
ed, It haa superseded the Actual Cautery 
or hot iron; produces more than four times 
the effect of a blister; takes the place of all 
liniments, and is the safest application ever 
used, as it is impossible to produce a Bear 
or blemish with it. It Lb a powerful, ac¬ 
tive, reliable and safe remedy that can be 
manipulated at will for severe or mild ef¬ 
fect. Thousands of the best Veterinarians 
and Horsemen of this country testify to its 
many wonderful cures and its great practi¬ 
cal value. It is also the most economical 
remedy in use, as one tablespoonful of 
Caustic Balsam will produce more actual 
results than a whole bottle of any liniment 
or spavin cure mixture ever made. Price 
$1.60. Sold by druggists, or sent, charges 
paid, by LAWRENCE, WILLIAMS & 
CO., Sole Importers and Proprietors, Cleve¬ 
land, «Ohio. None genuine without 
it haa oux signature on the label._ 
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E xcelsior and 
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Tlir Crown Mowers uud Crown Reapers 
have oil the latest Improvements, and are simple, 
strong, durable, well made, finely finished; first-class 
In every respect. 
Fur prices and terms, address 
Janesville Machine Co., 
Janesville, Win. 
Factory Established 1859. 
Bond for t'itvu. 
lar & Price-List. 
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r H Greatest inducements ever of¬ 
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Gold Band Mos* Ro»e Dinner Bet, or Gold Band 
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THE HERRINGTON 
Grain Tliresliers, Horse Powers, 
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Highest prize awarded these machines at the New 
York state Agricultural Society's latest trial, over a 
large number competing. , 
Ample warranty and opportunity for trial given. 
For full particulars address 
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St. Johns ville, 
Montgomery Co.. N« Y. 
SUCCESS. 
Address 
PLANTERS’ HOE CO., Troy, N. ¥ 
Received Highest Award at the New York State 
Fair for the last three years. 
R l * to buy a new Harness? If 
• U.VlOl nfiTso, first send to Kiug A Co. 
Owego, N. Y„ for new illustrated Catalogue. 
