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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
Ajitittorous, 
People learn wisdom by experience. A 
man never wakes up bis second baby to see 
it langh. 
The thirty Mohammedans traveling with 
Forepaugh’s show, five times each day piously 
kneel, turn their faces toward the East, and 
repeat a prayer, We should think it would 
be necessary for a man traveling with a circus 
to pray at least five times a day if he wished 
to retain his grip on religion. 
It was on the piazza of a fashionable seaside 
hotel. Mine. CroiSUB, who had just, come from 
her ccttage, over a long stretch of concrete 
walk, seemed decidedly warm. Don t jou 
find it tiresome to come SO far for your meals'?” 
“Oh, I would not mind it,” was the reply, “if 
those consecrated pavements were not so hot. 1 
A thavelino man, noticing a pretty girl 
alone in a car. went over in her direction, and 
smilingly asked: “Is this seat engaged, miss?” 
“No, sir, hut I am, and he is going to get on 
at the next station.” “Oh-ah-indeed- 
thanks—beg parden—” and be picked up his 
feet, after stumbling over them, and went 
into the smoking car to be alone awhile. 
“Father,” remarked a promising youth to 
an Ohio wool-raiser, “I guess you’re going to 
have opposition pretty soon.” 1 ‘Eh; returned 
the old gentleman, with a look of alarm. 
“Farmer Hayes is going into the sheep busi¬ 
ness.” “Who told you so?” “Nobody. I 
heard him talking to a friend this morning 
about introducing hydraulic rams on the 
farm .* 1 
Mr, H.—“I most humbly beg your pardon, 
my dear madam. You have the advantage 
of me. Although your face is very familiar, 
I cannot quite place you. Where wus it we 
met?” 
Mrs. B.—“When the vista of recollection is 
brought within the focus of the mental vision, 
and—” 
Mr. H.—“Ohl now I know. We met in 
Boston.” 
“Mercy help us 1” exclaimed a Florida straw¬ 
berry-grower. “I am a ruined mun.” “How 
can that bef’ asked a friend. “Your crop was 
magnificent, and it lias all arrived safely in 
the northern market” “You know how care¬ 
ful I was to have the bottoms of my lioxes 
placed close to the top?” “Yes” “And that 
just as the crop wus ready to ship my old fore¬ 
man got tight, and 1 had to hire a new one?” 
“Yes.” “Well, that new mail has gone and 
filled the boxes wrong side up.” 
pi.$c?nattcousJ 
Indulgent parents who allow their children to eat 
heartily of hizb seasoned food, rich pie*, c like, etc., 
will have HO? Bitters to prevent Indigestion, 
steeples" nights, "ICknaaa, miln. and, perhaps, death. 
No family 1* safe without them In the house 
• PlTTSSORP, Mass.. Hept. JH, 1878. 
sms: 1 have taken Hop Hitters and recommend them 
».- 1 s;? tolS 
See. Women’s Christian Temperance C nlon 
‘VAPORATING FRUIT 
t Pnll treatise on improved 
methods, yields protltf, prices 
and general slatasUes, I It It It. 
AMERICAN MANTO CO 
Box P WAYNESBORO, PA. 
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A WHOLESOME CURATIVE. 
NEEDED IN 
Every Family. 
J AN ELEGANT AND RE. 
> FRESHING FRUIT LOZ- 
r— — ENGE for Constipation, 
>. Biliousness, llea*iaehe t 
X aOv) \ Indisposition. Ac. 
^SUPERIOR TO PILLS 
V\ v nd ail other system- 
^ regulating medicines. 
■ m i v u TFt K IS ’Sf. is r'MAT.I., 
A nfe# TKlfb Tin: a<tt<in pkpmpt, 
LI v W ka THKTASTKhF.i iCTOCS. 
tCTa /r Indies and children 
>rprlr'. 25 cants. Largeboxai. 80 eanta. 
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 
THE HERRINGTON 
POTATO DIGGER 
IS A 
SUCCESS. 
Address 
PLANTERS’ HOE CO., Troy, N. Y. 
Received Highest Award at the New York State 
Fair for the last three years. 
t 
cr.ALES 
Satisfactory refereneos given. For Illustrated 
Book address. Osgood A Co.. Binghamton. N. Y. 
R l a n M ~to buy a new llnrneaH? If 
tUi OlHfiT «> firtt send to K mg & Co. 
Oweao, N. Y., for new Illustrated Catalogue. 
KEMPS MflNllRF SPREADER 
ft PULVERIZER 
k*. J®and CART COMBINED. 
THE BRUTE. 
First Wretch.— “How’s your wife, old man?’ 
Second Wretch.— “Splendid—bad cold—lost her voice.” 
—London Fun. 
EMPIRE GRAIN DRILL. 
Here You Have It! 
SWEET CIDER! SWEET CIDER! 
i ( ri.ultonl Invention 
of the A** 1 Have* »<> V* r 
the value of the Manure. 
kindsof manure. broadcast or 
PayHes’ Automatic En 
With Force Feed Fertilizer Attachment. 
A InnVK reliable! No Special Oevlre required 
^VTl'antTnaCo^rn. Send for^ ,ul1 
infnrmtt.il all. to EWFlHfc If IVI 1 j 1/ vllw 
inforinatl on, to 
Box il. 
EAiriKE OttlLI. CO.. 
hliortdvllld* » • 
,c^' tGTVEmo 7 ° nrp h», 
V u .od would-ntgivo ty J( , T . _f a 
1 “*• lt ° u 
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OPR LKAPER. 
We offer an 8 to 10 H. P. AntomatlL- Soar^Arresting. 
Mniiniwi Portable lnglne. with >1111. lo ft. carrwgi, 
3 2 ft trtu’k aud wu> s. i simultaneous lever set head- 
Si ft. track ana inch arbor. :( changes 
— feed: hawser controls feed-lever 
and brad block" from one position. 
fiO-lnch solid »aw, Si ft. 3 Inch I nly 
belt Inc, feed-belts, rant-hooks, 
swage, tightener, t-tc. Big com¬ 
plete for operation, JI, l’ <) on ears. 
Knglne on skids. fUM lr-s. Engiue 
wtllbarn slabs from the saw two to 
eight feet long, aud keep up steam. 
Send for Catalogue "A.” 
B. W. PAYNE A- HONS, 
Manufacturers all styles Automat¬ 
ic Kniclues from 'i to 3U> H. P. 
Elmira, N. Y„ Bor 841. 
Shafting, Pulleys, and Hangers. 
A mill that will grind rtrty to sixty bushels of Apples 
per hour, combined with a l.rest that will press Sev¬ 
enty live guUons at a pressing- Bo not fail to "end 
forour New Illustrated Cutalugueof Cider Machinery 
manufactured by the 
HIGGANUM MFG. CORPORATION, 
lliggnnum, Ct.» U. 8. A. 
Manufacturers of Agricultural Implements of 
every description. 
THE OLD RELIABLE HALLADAY 
STANDARD WIND MILL 
GO -£ 
Ttuc,HER,G ibbs & Co 
^ Monufaclurers of 
Cnntuut 0 . 
rirlglnuiiy prtpured lor l -.u., ,145, 
It lias become a Neees*lty 
und Luxury ia » uiuLU«* -, 
for Toilet and . ' 
Nursery 
‘%f0@SL 
Send 2c. Stump 
1 for Trliil Unmplc. 
SOLD BY ALL D1UJGGIST3 
17 Sizes, 1 to 40 Horse Power, adopted by the U. S. 
Government and Leading Railroads. 
Also the Colehr-ited I X L Feed Mill. IX L BtnlV Cut¬ 
ter. I X I. Shelter, Hor-e Power*. Wood und Iron 
Pumps, Tunk». Noyes* Huyln* Tools, Ac. 
For Catalogue and Price-List, address 
U. S. Wind Engine & Pump Co., Batavia, Ill. 
By the use of Field’s Orchard Force 1 uni p.tho 
only practicable Implement for destroying lnsect3 od 
fruit trees. Descriptive cutalogue free. 
FIELD FORCE PU ill I* CO , 
I.ockport. N. Y. 
maan ~li O» l> ltltiV 
j^SSy| to I ADIES! 
JiliL orders for onre«lehrut«4T«M 
MExSIl and t offeea, at.d secure a t^auth 
fu , Oolci Band or Moss Rose China 
■■■■■ Tea Set, or Handsome Decorawa 
f70. Box»^ 91 and S3 Vesey St.. Hew Toth. 
