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IMjsrcUancousi &Awrti$itt0 
REGULATOR 
Price Reduced. 
Send for Circular 
£) madrons. 
Fare dk Fowl. 
“Every man is born with a mentor,” says a 
henpecked husband. “That’s his conscience. 
When he wets older he often gets a tormentor. 
That's his wife.” 
A shallow-brained fop remarked, with 
an air of an instructor, “People should never 
laugh at their own jokes. I never once think 
of laughing at mine.” “Does anyone else?” 
slyly asked a young lady. 
Because a Chicago girl leaves her shoes 
outside of the door of her room in a hotel to 
be polished, it does not excuse the porter for 
knocking, and asking if she wants “those 
valises taken down to the office to bo checked.” 
“I hear that you are to marry a wealthy 
American girl,” said one British nobleman to 
another, “Ya’as,” replied his lordship. “You 
must allow me to congratulate you. Are there 
any encumbrances on the property ?” “Ya’as, 
the lady.” 
A wealthy bank officer being applied to 
for aid by a needy Irishman, answered petu¬ 
lantly, “No, no; 1 can’t help you. I have 50 
such applicants as you every day.” “Sure and 
ye might have a hundred without costing you 
much,” was the response. 
A eull-uearded grutidfather recently had 
his beard shaved off, showing a clean face for 
the first time in a muu I ter of years. At the 
dinner-table his three-year-old grand-daughter 
noticed it, gazed along with wondering eyes, 
and finally she ejaculated: “Dr and father, 
whose head you got on?” 
“INQUIRER.” No, an intelligence office is 
not a place to look for intelligence. The name 
is entirely irrelevant. But if you want a green 
house-girl, whom you will have to teach all 
she will ever know, that is the place where 
they have them on draught. Titles do not 
signify anything iu America. 
“And what’s the big fellow with the red 
face doing now?” asked an unsophisticated 
country visitor at. the opera. “Great good¬ 
ness, man, shut up,” whispered the other; 
“that's l’icklehommy, the celebrated tenor, 
and he’s trilling.” “Oh, 1 thought he was garg¬ 
ling his throat. It sounds like it.’ 
A youn u negro boot-black observed a neigh 
bor poring wisely over a newspaper, where¬ 
upon ho addressed thus: “Julius, what are you 
looking at that paper for? You can’t read.’ 
“Go away,” cried the other indignantly; 
“guess I eau read; i’s big enuif fur that.’ 
“Big enuflf!” retorted the other scornfully; 
“dat aiu’t nnilin, A cow's big enuff to catch 
mice; but she can’t.” 
1,500 To 4,000 Feet 
of lumber eau be cut in a day. A product 25 to 50 per 
cent, greab-r itmu eau be cut with any reciprocating 
saw mill with the same power. The mills are com¬ 
plete except saw. and will be put on the ears in 
Cincinnati for the low price of Saw, and warranted 
iu every particular. Saw Mills of all sixes. Engines, 
Hollers, Shafting. Gearing, *e. 
Illustrated circulars sent free. 
LANE & BODLEY CO. 
John and Water Streets, 
CINCINNATI, O. 
Heebner*’ 1 mproved TItreal.In* Maehlue. Fut- 
lu warranted. Catalogues with valuable information 
Free. Sole owners of iwil-tread paints. All others 
infringements. Heebner Ar Hon*. LaoMlale, Pa. 
nufactitked by 
ORR & CO 
.IM1TED, 
Hl'KGU. 1*A. / 
roved 1SS4. jjy 
Tliexe Mills are used extensively hy Farmers Millers, 
and drain and Seed De d. rs throughout the l nlttd 
HUit.-s, who highly recommend them as being the REST 
Mll.l. ever ma-h- fore-leaning ami grading Wheat, Bar- 
lev . OutH, Corn anil Seed. Of every description. 
They do the work more thoroughly, have greater 
Wipni-lty than other mills. , 
They are Mmbgh' built or the very Inst material, 
hlghlv finished, and'are made in fourdiffervnt shorn, two 
f„r Pann u s e. and (we for Worehou-o, Elevator and 
M They are’WARRANTED to give SATISFACTION. 
Write for prices before purc hasing an y o ther mill. 
Heebners’ Patent Level-Tread Horse-Powers 
„ . muwm u neon ■ 
Krr.dv. .1 I r.l Prei I in at N. Y. Piste *'»!., h-A and 
vail (lM--'l Gold Medal la 1—d ever beje.-lflk Die! otters, 
si.o Collfanos Siv’.e Fair In 1*0, Thoonly perfect Hay 
Pre.8 made. Puts II) U-us In car. M..,t. .m t .le bB- 1 dura¬ 
ble A bale every 3 minute.. Satlstnctina guaranteed. 
Thrao baler *« any ether 1’rrw' two. Sst.-I far Circulars. 
Al.o Hnrtr-Powerv Cider Mid-. Ovrti Sh.ilnrji, l .:«t butters, 
'vHJT MAN A » HI CU LT U H A L CO., St. Louis, Mt> 
THE WILLIAMS 
Fastest riding P 7 [„ , — — "i - Vehicle made. 
Rides as easy g& awllti one per 
son as with two - ' Xbc Springs 
leugiiien ftnduhurtriinrcnrdlnftiolhe weight they 
carry. E pially well adapted 10 rough country 
roads and lliiBdrlves of cities. Manufactured ntul 
■old by all the lending Carriage Builder- nud Den 
lers. Henry Tlnikm, I'alrnbe, St. Louis. 
VliucAtn'ol JL»JU y ' ABBOTT BUGGYJfl. 
A GOOD SAW MILL 
>ur No. 1 Plantation Saw >1111 Is designed to be run 
8, iu or 12 horse power Agricultural Engines 
Ith this power from. 
Paynes’ Automatic Encines * i JOHNSON & FIELD, 
RACINE, WIS. 
Man'frs of the “RACINE FARM" and Warehouse. 
T , AJ\n\riNG MIIiIjS. 
SCIENTIFIC 
CORN AND FEED 
MILL. 
POSITIVELY 
THE BEST MILL 
ON EARTH. 
Grinds perfectly. Com and Cob, 
Shelled Corn, ami all Grains. 
Made in Four sizes, and fully 
guaranteed. 
Grinding Plates are a special metal 
perfectly hirili are *ell-sharpen- 
tng. andean he run In either direc- 
Iiun, making tln-m very durable. 
Send for circular, prices, etc. 
THEFQOSMFG.CO., 
Springfield, Ohio. 
CHANGE OK MIND. 
leelined to Insert your advertisement of Hop Bit- 
last year, because l then thought they might not 
irnmotlve of the cause of Temperance, but nud 
,■ are, anil a very valuable medicine, myself and 
i. Having been grenllv bene riled by them, and I 
? Kn a. pleasure In 
Editor //owe Nanf/nW, Alton, N. Y. 
B*v City, Mien., Keb 1, 1880. 
hink II m.v duly lu send you a recommend for 
hone fit of nnv person wishing to know whether i 
Bitters are good or not I know they are good d 
general debility and Indigestion; strengthen the I 
.-mis system and make new life. I recommend ( 
P&lientsto Use them. DR. A. PRATT, a 
UCKEYF/ 
Obit I.KAPEIl, 
We offer an m to 10 H. P. Automatic. Spark Arresting, 
Mounted Portable Euglnr, with MIlLP-fC 
32 ft. track end ways. 2 Simultaneous lever set head 
blocks, 2-U inch arbor. 3 changes 
feed: sawyer controls feed-lever 
aud l,iad block h front one position. 
50 Inch solid saw. 50 ft. S llteh «-pl}' 
belting, feed-belt*, cant-hooks, 
swage, tightener, etc- Rig com¬ 
plete for operation, il.lUlon ear*. 
Engine on skid*. £100 less. Engine 
wifi burn slabs fn.m the saw two to 
tight feet long, and keep tip steam. 
| Bend for Catalogue "A." 
It. W. PA YNE <JL BON8# 
Manufacturers all styles Automat 
1c Engines from 2 to 3ix) H. P. 
Elmira, N. Y„ Box 841. 
Shafting. Pulleys, and Dangers. 
STOVER 
jfegjEv TRIPLE GEARED 
UCKEYF 
FORCE r 4/f 
PUMP. 
orkg easy and throws a eonstAv, 
uTl-oroelnln Lined and Bra-s Cylinj 
i. is easily i»et. Is the < henpest and 
Force Pump in the world for Deep 
Shallow Wells. Over 00,000 in xise. 
■ r freer.es lu Winter. Send for Clr- 
ir and Prices, giving depth of well. 
IAST, FOOS 8 CO., 
Sole manufacturer!*, 
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO. 
FEED MILL 
Has no equal. Warranted to grind faster, do better work, 
and to be more servin-Abie than »'iy feed tinl made, 
Theinnei tfrl inline burr makew throt- revolutions 
the outer burr jirut team Mtwice one. which (prcfttly nr 
creases grinding capacity over old tyle ungeared 
mill. Senator illutdrwrvd descriptive vircular Addins 
STOVER MFG. CO.. ILLINOIS. 
Unis Threshers, Horse Fowers^Engines. 
Highest prize swarded these machines at the 
New York Mate Agricultural Society's latest trial, 
over a large number competing. .... 
Ample warranty and opportunity for trlat given. 
For full particulars ailtlrrss 
ST. JOHNSVILLE AGR’L WORKS, 
ST. JOHNSVILLE. MONTGOMERY CO., N . Y. 
BRADLEY 
-fiRBLi-r*: PERRY’S PATENT 
I ■ U, _ l — Sold oil its Merits, 
Y/YA i-/\ J GUARANTEED 
fz *-Free from Horae Motion. 
TWO WHEELER. 
The only Two Wheeled Vehicle that is 
absolutely free from all horse motion. 
IlliiKtrated Price List free. 
BRADLEY & CO I Kotabllfthed 1 H82. 
CIDER 
Presses, Graters, Elevators, etc. 
BOOMER & BOSCUKRT 
I* REMS L-O., Hyrncuse, N. Y. 
Grcate.t inducement* ever Of- 
(txSS Now ’» your time to get up 
orde rs tar ..ui-ecli-lirutedTea* 
VKjlJ|R| and <'..Ifee., and erure a beautl- 
jKSjluub^i^ tol (.--id Band or Moaa Rom China 
Tea Net, or Hand»onn« Daccrated 
sold Sand Mesa Rea* Dinner Bat, :r Oold Sand Moaa 
j.-'rrata(< Toilet Tor foi: u-.r.li ...a - s tudmas 
3SbiCM.'JI* A -Jit FKltCjSiJf TC^a. 'IAJo 
T O Box SSa 51 ac t >3 vaaar 8L. Maw YoA, 
8 THE PNEUMATIC 
FRUIT DKIHRS. 
Awarded Ibe 
NIIiVKR MEM A L 
Over all oomgetUora at New hng- 
The operation Is meh that they 
retain the natural fruit tin vor. The 
evaporation Is the most rapid, 
with leant fuel. 
All sizes tor furlti or factory use. 
We manufacture the best Evnpo 
rators for making Apple Jelly 
from Cider wilhour, sugar. 
Send for Illustrated Circular. 
Vt. Farm Machine Co., 
Bellow* Falla, Vt. 
Timken spring vehicles^ 
000 0 NEWS 
ro LADIES! 
™l SYRACUSE SULKY PLOW 
, . VlttURI v\\ ari-KRioK 
TO ALL 
OTHERS. 
■-' wtt:, 
-e- 
Life-Time 
FairUsajre. 
STEEL, IRON and WOOD BEAM 
PLOWS, SIDE HILL PLOWS, 
SHOVEL PLOWS. ROAD SCRAPERS, 
STEEL and WOOD FRAME ^ 
CULTIVATORS. ^ 
Steel Beams. Steel Jointer and Wheel Standards. ^ 
Will not break or b<-nd. Send for Illustrated Catalogue. £g! 
SYRACUSE CHILLED PLOW CO. SYRACUSE,K.Y.- 
