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THE RURAL HEW-YORKER. 
oral 
THE 
GreatAmerican 
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J^miuorous 
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It treateof Hit* it n, Hmirsit. and Physical Culture, 
and U a complete i-nrjelowdta of information for 
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The Electrlc Review exposes the unmitigated 
HAD HIM THAT TIME ! 
His Riv'rince (facetiously inclined).—" Pat, d’ ye hear your mother calling to ye T' 
Pat —“ Bhure an’ 1 do, Father, 
SI To (in HAY A STRAW 
■■■ from the Mow, 8taek, or 
Bundle. 
^TjTo Cut ( fills STAl.KS 
Ws nr It A LKII HAY, or 
■ I Lilt brushed OATS in 
V j bundle.*. Into Fine Feed. 
IJ To t o« EjVSII,A(iE from 
Vf Silo. To cut l*HAT. and 
f j Ditching In Itogs and lien- 
I down, severing kim« roots, arid 
J cutting oil I •nail root* an Inch 
r through, readily. Fanners having 
any of tide work to do, should not 
be without a Lightning Hay Knife, 
md would not, after aii hour’s trial, 
r you fetal only a horse or cow, it will 
IV YOl'tohav* aU»fhtjiin((Hay 
~~t /r«A Aay/nsti Itm m*o/ 
It" 8 human nature to feel tickled when an¬ 
other parson makes a mistake—unless he 
thinks your umberel is his’n. Then ’tant so 
funny, 
An Irishman, hearing of a frieud who had 
a stone coiliu made for himself, exclaimed; 
“Faith, that’s good. Sure an a stone coffin 
’ud last, u nian a lifetime.” 
At a school at Wallsend, near Newcastle, 
the master asked a class of l»oys the meaning 
of the word “appetite,” and after a brief 
pause, one little fellow said: “I know sir; 
wham I’ni catin 1 I’m ’appy, and when I’m 
done, I’m tight.” 
On one occasion when Rir Walter Scott was 
in Ireland he came to a gate he could not open. 
At that moment a shoeless lad came up and 
opened It for him. He wished to make him a 
present, intending to give him sixpence; he 
found he had only a shilling. “Here, my 
boy,” said he, “is a shilling, and remember 
that you owe me sixpence,” “Och,” said the 
lad, “may your honor live till 1 pay you!’ 
“How,” remarked Sir Walter, afterward, 
“could anyone pay a more delicate compliment? 
It Himply wished me immortality.” 
The ot her night rather a hard looking man 
went into the Little Rock Hotel, and after 
registering said: “Wish you would give me a 
quiet room.” The clerk assigned him to a 
cheerful room, and the man declining several 
Knife, lo cut .... 
1 the mow or »CiAr. instead of pitching from 
0 the top, where It Is drying UP lout losing 
B / it* iM!*t ouolitle- IT n\s to use a 
Lightning Hay Knife tocutakmd ol Clingy 
F f Clover Hay into wvtinns, r*> an to pitch off 
/ V p».si 1 V Tin* in THE kSIFE which Cuts 
Frozen Hay rcwdlly. ManufactM only by 
HIRAM HOLT * CO.’iK.WM: 
for salt tty Uanlu art Mrrrhunts ft iht trails yehtrally 
Messrs H. C. Staver A Vo.. Chicago, III. - , T 
CkntLEMKM l— -1n answer to yours relating to the sales of the I 
nearly 100 Of these nulls tlut we have sold during li e past year 
trouble, and with very few exceptions they have Riven umverul 
from our customers asking us to be sure and make no trade for Bn 
they had seen us, as they are anxious for the azeur.y for them for t 
large on these nulls as they arc the best dm have been put on the 
Qualities we consider them the best twohor.c tg.wcr we have ever 
< „ / ..r iuiin imp:. , M ENT CO 
Send for Catalogue, H. C, STAVER IMPLIMtNT t , “ , i 
cows lu this herd had made 
records from 14,000 to W.uOU 
■ TUI lbs each, the average be- 
-V . ill lng is.908 lbs. 8 3-10 ox* . 
YJI wtiiL-h included every ma- 
W *i*l! 11 ii■ i• <•"w in tn*' herd that 
/ £m’ we had owned long enough 
’ YMr • .ffif . to make ft year’s record, 
■Jwl rj 9 excepting one kept for fa 
'/'Ki WS milked through the 
\ llvJSck yar ending In June last 
Y/i ffVJ .} five mature cows, the en- 
\ ,\ , ttre lot averaging 15.8?1 
V% Seven heifers of ONE 
JVf £•*, f !%yr/& >M BH fnmily (the Nrritviu and 
. ' . r \j0r Family). Uve Of them 11 year 
• olds and two 3 year olds, 
averaged U.S68 lbs. 1 Won. 
u ith an equal number of cows in any herd. 
ItKCORDH. 
——8 Heifers, 3 years old, averaged 13 lbs. 4% 
tiger, averaged 10 lbs. 8 ozs. per week. 
inly of Bix Cows (2 being but 3 years old) ave- 
of superiority. This is the class of Cattle with 
Presses, Graters, Elevators, etc 
BOOMER. «fc BOBCHEK.T 
PRESS CO., Syracuse, N. Y 
LAKESIDE STOCK FARM, SYRACUSE, N 
WAS NE VER MADI), 
Nor ruitiut, not only tor shaving, but for all 
toilet purposes, atm I apeak thus after years 
of personal and family use.”— 0. W. Rice, 
Ed. Am. Christian Review. 
Put up In square and round cakes, also in 
pound bars. Ask your Druggist for It, or 
send 2c. stamp for trial sample. 
To nrolccttlw I ol title from Coi'STvsrviw or lum. 
w.,|MnTiiiii. of ©or B****s • It sm j 
fY ON?. \ So.r. * <■ have obtatnrfl a // 
\ T Co|ivrlglil for our Show 
JNMjyyBjlL Card* and Pox T.aWl*. 
"yfl imMM IS*'// soil liavs »1»0 ,,-cured 
y 0**1 Jt 0 Jy the aunsted Trade Mars- 
Vioept tho addition of our 
Trade Murk. <kc.._ d*» La- 
remain the same aa heretofore. 
bel< and wrappers 
J. B. WILLIAMS & CO 
A mill that will grind fifty to sixty bushels of Apples 
per hour, combined with a press that will press »ev 
entyflve gallon* ut a Dressing, too not fall to sen > 
for our New Illustrated Catalogue of Cider Machinery 
manufactured by tbe 
HIGGANUM MFG. CORPORATION, 
Blffanum, Ct.» U. S. A. 
Manufacturers of Agricultural Implements of 
every description. 
UluMtunbury. Coun, 
OVER 300,000 IN ACTUM USE 
And nil giving perfect watUfucUon. % 
AGENTS WANTED. 
Kvery Mncbine W nrntiiifd MVK * *** 
mid SnllHfacUou GuarantnerL The only _ 
Washer that can be clamisd to any r 
tub like n Vi'ntignr. Maun of imuleablo 
l?on Kalv»ni 7 .ed. ami will onthoat any'two wooden 
,nm-ones Agents wanted Exclusive Tenrl 
Alto our celobi 
hWUPin W V* Mflkl AP* 
kpystone^wringers at lowest wholesale prices 
MSI\Sr%t JrcS*^ PAPer. Addrees F. F. ADAMS * CO.. Erie, Pa. _ 
Circular* Free. 
ALONG TH 
_ - . _ -M L U IT-. I "I- 
KANSAS LANDS KANSAS division u. p. R’way 
STOCK RAISING WOOL CROWING 
Buffalo Grass Pasture Summer and Winter. Unsurpassed for Climate, Grasses, Water 
•CORN and WHEAT „„v el 
200,000,000 Bus. Corn. SO,OOQ.OOO Wheat. The best in the Eastern Market. 
Pamphlets and Maps free. B. MqALLASTER, Land Commis'r, Kansas City,Mo 
famous and' decIsiue BATTLE_S OF THE WORLD, 
- j * *■ n!H v li«r ftutci t* bo, If theif 
nc<iik r rors are not rccontcsJ, And c &unol b" authentically 
StonVthcy »bould twv valued only 1 ^LStU^v! 
imtMrted Stock at tirade Prttes tvlu'n 1 taAMiOt furnish 
u k/h th*« nniittal %old votitlcvl by like orlffinni 
French ceriifloatfTnf ItV nmaUT ud woft ^ the St ud 
» (u -,k in prbuee 140 Page Cutalogue sunt free. 
Sfustriitcd w ith Six Prize ^rsesot VV” °p{,r- 
Boeicte Uipniwe Pervheronne oT 1 ranee, f»Bd, pur 
Ohas.-d hy M. W. Dunham and drawn from life bj ltosn 
Heuhrur, the most faaioua of all animal painters. 
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