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Batavia, III. 
MILI 
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^nutorons. 
Bhe —“Do you believe in love at the first- 
sight?'’ He—“Certainly, I loved more than a 
hundred women at the first sight.” 
Said a lecturer: “The roads up these moun¬ 
tains are too steep and rooky for even a don¬ 
key to climb; therefore I did not attempt the 
ascent." 
A Wisconsin man who didn’t know wheth¬ 
er or not it would he etiquette to drive his 
neighbor’s cow out of his garden, won’t have 
any cabbage to put in the cellar this full. 
“You are as full of airs as a music box,” is 
what a young man Baid to a girl who refused 
to let him see her home. “That may be,” was 
the reply, “hut I don’t go with a crank.” 
Out West the cellar is the place to go in 
time of a cyclone, und when a man has a bar¬ 
rel of cider in the cellar it’s surprising how 
many times a day he thinks there’s a cyclone 
coming. 
“Well,, Pat, which is the way to Burling 
ton?” “How did ye know me name was Pat?” 
“Ob, I guessed it.” “Thin, be the powers, if 
ye air so good at guessing you’d better guess 
the way to Burlington.” 
A young man asked the lady of his affec¬ 
tions the other evening how she liked the look 
of his uew style standing collar. After critic¬ 
ally surveying him and the collar,she replied, 
“Very nice indeed. It looks like a white¬ 
washed fence round a lunatic asylum.” 
“Auk you going to make u flower-lied here?” 
asked a young lady of her lather’s gardener. 
“Yes, misa; them’s the orders.” “Why, it’ll 
spoil our croquet ground 1" “Can’t help it, 
miss. Your papa says he’s bound to have this 
plot laid out, for horticulture, not husbandry.” 
A conceited young country parson, walk¬ 
ing home from church with one of the ladies 
of his congregation, said, in allusion to his 
rustic audience, “This morning I preached to 
a congregation of asses!” “I thought of that, 
observed the lady, “when you called them your 
beloved brethren I” 
Not up to Botany.— Paterfamilias—What 
is included in your curriculum?” Young Hope¬ 
ful—Our what, pa?” Paterfamilias—“The 
curriculum of your college.” Young Hope- 
ful—“Well, to tell the truth, I don’t know. 
You see, being the stroke oar and the picked 
nine captain, 1 have not much time for bot¬ 
any.” 
“Aw, can you scdl me, aw, a blue necktie, to 
match tny eyes, you know?” inquired an 
Austin dude iu a gentleman’s furnishing store. 
“Don't know as I can, exactly, 1 ’ replied the 
salesman, “but I can fit you a soft hat to 
match that head.” Then the dude withdrew 
from the store, a crushed strawberry hue 
effusing his effeminate features. 
A little hoy had his long curls cut off the 
other day, and was annoyingly reminded of 
the fact by the remarks of all his friends. 
Going with his family into the country, soon 
after his arrivul he came running into the 
bouse in great sorrow, crying, “Mamma, 
mamma, even the hens laugh at me; they all 
say, ‘Cut-cut. eut-got-your-hair-cutl’ ” 
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