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THE RURAL WEW-YORKER. 
OCT IS 
/ Imt 
Company 
jrv’t GIVE me yo« r p Jf 
an a^ould’ntgivo th 0 
K a I over saw. / ton 
pedigree* arc n»t recorded, ann cannot be numenneaii. 
given,they should be valued only n» grade*, 1 wilt sella 
To protect the public from Coomtrrm or Imita. 
/ l , - ■ » . HUN- of our ISiSKlI. » lies/ 
- OVY - ' \ Sim-, »e have OhtalniKl a/ 
t for our Show L 
gj f "jlf Cards and box IdtbeU, 
r y / MM c/a cr SM'*/ m,.l have »|K« so ured 
\J/'/SMliA*tiCe jy the an nr.od Trade W ark. 
1 S' kxoept thiMvauuU'O of o«r 
Tnuhf Murk, Ac.. the !♦*- 
beU Mil wrapper* remain the mmc m heretofore. 
lJoiiht ur, ibesnout fivinoua uf all itiuimvl painters. 
and CART COMBINED, 
Orwlest , " Vfe 
AirleuRarwl invention 
of the Age 1 Bare. t»0 pee o 
U, e value of the Manure- 
(piutomts. 
A little boy was asked if he had a good 
memory, said: “No, but I have a goodforgot- 
ency.” 
“Yes,” said the old sailor, “I’ve been so far 
north that when the cows were milked they 
gave ice cream.” 
A CONNECTICUT hen has taken two young 
porkers under her wing. .She intends to have 
ham with her eggs. 
“How do you deflue black as your hat?” 
said a schoolmaster to one of his pupils. 
“Darkness that may be felt,” replied the 
youthful wit. 
A dandy, with a cigar in his mouth, en¬ 
tered u menagerie, when the proprietor re¬ 
quested him to take the weed from his mouth, 
lest he should teach the other monkeys bad 
habits. 
Mistress (horrified): “Good gracious, Brid¬ 
get, have you been using one of my stockings 
to strain the coffee through ?”—Bridget (apolo¬ 
getically): “Yis, mum; but sure, I didn’t take 
a clane one!” 
“Mamma, where’s papa gone to?” asked a 
little girl one day. “He’s gone to town to 
earn more bread and butter for you, darling,’ 
"O, mamma! 1 wish he would sometimes earn 
buns,” sighed the child. 
“The dynamite party!” exclaimed Mrs. 
Shoddy, who was reading over the daily 
papers. “Dear me, Augustus, we’ll have to 
give one right away before those Smiths hear 
of It. I wonder what it’s like ?” 
Little Ethel calls herself Essie, and one 
evening not long since her father was reading 
aloud from the Rural a “Prize Essay.” With 
her little face beaming w ith delight she said: 
“Mamma, papa says Essie is a prize.” 
A widow out in Indiana who assumed the 
management of the farm on the death of her 
husband tw o years ago, hasn’t sold a hog or a 
pig siuee. She says "they remind her so of her 
William that she cannot bear to think of hav¬ 
ing them killed.” 
Said a good bishop in Sunday-school recent¬ 
ly, “Will some boy or girl ask me a ques 
lion?” “Please sir,”said a little girl, “Why did 
the angels walk up and down Jacob’s ladder, 
when they had wings und could lly ?” The 
bishop has not yet answered the question. 
A little girl remarked to her mother: “I 
am not afraid in the dark.” “Of course not,” 
said the mother. “I was afraid, once, though, 
when 1 went into the pantry to get a tart,” 
she added. “W T hat were you afraid of?” “I 
was afraid 1 would not find the tarts,” was the 
humorous reply. 
A Connecticut man claims to have a cat 
that eats cucumbers. Maybe all cats do, 
and that is the n.usic thut, we hoar from the 
back fences, Instead of being the out-pounng 
of joyful cat hearts, is the wail of the unre- 
quitied cucumber down in the deep recesses of 
the cat. Come to think of it, it looks reason¬ 
able. 
A little school-girl asked her teacher what 
was meant by “Mrs. Grundy.” The teacher 
replied that it meant “the world.” Some 
days after wards the teacher asked the geogra¬ 
phy class, to which this little bud of promise 
belonged: “What is a zone?” After some hes¬ 
itation this girl brightened up and replied: “I 
know! it’s a beltaround Mrs. Grundy’s waist! 
A SHOEMAKER when measuring a girl for 
a pair of shoes, in St. Louis, uses a two-foot 
rule. First intimation we’ve had that they 
measured the girl; we thought they measured 
her foot only. But why shouldn't the shoe¬ 
maker use a two-foot rule when he measures 
for a pair of chocs— one for each foot? When 
they attempt to measure a Chicago girl’s foot, 
they take a surveyor’s chain and a theodolite. 
Cun tan, O. 
avx. w. iDTJiivn-AJvr 
Wayne, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE 
Perch* run llarM'H Tulut d u( $8,000*000, 
which included 
75 PER CENT OF ALL HORSES 
Whose purity of blood I* established by their pedigrees 
recorded in the ST l D BOOKS OP FRANCE, 
EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. 
lu.w.i.t V..-1I I.M-.l tuiimnln 
irmv bo raid Ui be. it their 
r/r'e.J i mock at trraar rn™ - * .. ' .. , 
I tho animal Sold pedigree verified by the Original 
icheertlitate of It* iujiiiUv and record in the Btud 
k in Fp.n 1-10 Hue- Catalogue w et frr -.HU 
,(rated »lth SI* Prize Honmtief *T»*’ I.nhwltlon of the 
rtf nippiuv P-rcherann* of Kianpe, 1884, pur- 
THE 
Great American 
INVALIDS AND O THE RS SEEKING 
HEALTH 
STRENGTH AND ENERGY WITHOUT THE USE OF 
DRUGS. 
Are requested lo send for TH F, F.I.F.CTRIC RE- 
V I F.\V. un Illu-trated Journal), which Is publish¬ 
ed for Krcr Distribution. 
Ii treats of HKAt.ni, Htuikve, and Physical Culture, 
and Is a complete encyclopedia of Information for 
Ing and painful diseases. Every subject that bears 
on health nml human happiness receives attention In 
It* pages; and the many questions asked by suffering 
Invalids who have despaired of n cure are answered, 
and valuable Information 1* volunteered to all who 
are In n«*e<l of medical advice. 
VOl N4J >1 F.N ami others who suffer from ner 
vous and physical dcldltty arc especially benefited by 
consul ting ttt content*. 
The F.levtrie Itevlew exposes the unmitigated 
frauds prnelived by quacks snd medlcnl Imposters 
who profess to “practice medicine,’’ and points out 
the only wife, simple and effective road to health, 
vigor and bodily energy. 
Address, for free copy. TIIF. ELECTRIC RE- 
\ I K\> . 11 113 lit HtaWali New I m l., 
EMPIRE GRAIN DRILL 
PljsttUmuoiw g,rtvtrtisiu0. 
CAN’T GET IT. 
ibetes Bright’s Disease, Kidney. Urinary or 
r Complaints cannot tie contracted by you or 
• family if Hop Bitters are used, and if you ul- 
y have iuiv of these dlsetieii Hop Bitters is Uje 
modtelne that will positively cure you Don t 
et tills, and don’t get some puffed up stuff that 
only harm you. 
ANSWER THIS. 
n you find a cuse of Bright's Disease of the kld- 
Ulubetes. Urinary or Liver Complaints that is 
iLie that llop Bit tors has not or canuot cure7 Ask 
• neighbors If they can. 
"ni> nine cents in postage stamps to 
E. & O. WARD, 
DDUOE COMMISSION MERCHANTS, 
Circular giving Important advice about shlp- 
g produce. Also containing recipe for pre- 
t’iiiK Established 1H45. 
o. ’279 Washington St., New York City. 
CIDER 
Presses, Graters, Elevators, etc. 
BOOMER A- BOSC11ERT 
PttENS CO., Syracuse, N. Y. 
G ET « F ™ GR i ST iyii LL 
N. -7 With Cart-Steel Grinding jiarle, 
■ ILtHfe. w<rl rub OvfJt-r, and Sieve 
VTawKijk lor M .1 They take I.KS.N 
l'OWKk, do .'lore \\ ork, 
F »— hlld OJ*e inoredut td.te tblUl Si!) 
' t ' othermliL 80 tdforJiuertptu# 
■ flL,/ I 'X ' .. AI-" ivuti’lis ••! t:- • 
Union Burse Tower, with Level 
Tread. Tftrtthm on,I CI«an<T., 
^ Peed CiiHvr*, Circular Pit r», e'.-. 
W. L. BOYTER & BROrt Philadeluhlu. Fa. 
WHEAT CULTURE! 
THE SEED DRILL REGULATOR 
. /•Ta CAUTC two-fiftlw of the Seed 
\ f JAY tJ aud one-half of the 
(QlFfl Fertilizer Lightens the draft. Pre- 
J/C I s.s.ta dotfKing. Seed will come up 
geveral days seiner. 60 l^-r cent, more 
aaed will come up. Produces utroug plants 
and large yield. Send for pamphlet "How to Pax— 
Wheat." B*ed Drill EejaUtor Co.L»niDat,C«ntr« Ot./a 
GOOlt NKIVS to 
LADIES! 
Greatest Inducements ever of¬ 
fered. Now’syour time to get up 
orders for our celebrated Ti ns 
and Codec!, and secure a beau¬ 
tiful Gold Band or Moss Rose 
„i , rhlDa Tea Xer. or Hun tsotne De¬ 
corated Gold Baud Moss Rose Dinner Set, or Gold 
Baud Moss Decorated Toilet Set. For full particulars 
address Til E GREAT AM ER iCAN TbAcO . 
P. O. Box 2S9, ai At 33 Vear.v 81 ., New V ork. 
With Force Feed Fertilizer Attachment. 
A Iwnyi* reliable! No Special Device required 
for I'lnntiriK Corn. Bend for Circular, giving full 
'nformatlon,to EMl'IltE IIKII.I. Cl)., 
Box II. 8Uort«vilie. Pi. Y. 
Whict 
able. 
6 to 21 
Also. 
Powi 
Tooli 
HOLSTEIN CATTLE. 
More than 1 750 Hoi- 
steins imported and bred 
by this firm 600 now on 
hand and In quarantine. 
All of choice quality and 
breeding, Nearly nil the 
deep milking families of 
America represented. 
Over :«i yearly records 
made by cows In this herd, 
will.-h average 11,212 lbs. 5 
ozs. per year, atau average 
age of *1$ years. 
In IB-l our entire herd of 
mature cows averaged 
14.164 lbs. IP ozs, 
In 1 HS 1 our entire herd of 
eight M-year olds averaged 
12,888 lbs. ‘.I ozx. 
cows In this herd had made 
records from 14,000 to 18.000 
lbs each, the average be¬ 
ing 11 CU 8 lbs. « 8-10 o**. 
w-hleh included every lUft 
tore cow In the herd that 
we had owned long enough 
to inuke a yeat’s record, 
excepting one kept for fa 
mlly u»c. We milked 
through the year ending 
In Juue last live niuturc. 
cows, the entire lot aver 
aging 15.621 lbs. l 2-5 0*4. 
Sevan heifers of ONE 
family ft be Nithmu asl- 
Kuiniryl.flve of them 2year 
olds anil two 3 year olds, 
averaged 11,556 lbs. 1 2-5 ok<>. 
The last Is a funilly record. 
On April 1st, 1884, TEN i ue lasne i. lam.iy recoru. 
Not one of lhe.se records has ever been et/ualed with an equal member of cows in any herd. 
BUT r I IK BEC’OBl>8. 
;t Cows averaged 17 lbs. 5J< ozs. per week.- H Heifers, 3 years old, averaged 13 lbs. \% 
ozs per week-11 Heifers. 2 years old uud younger, averaged 10 lbs. 8 ozs. per week. 
The I'litire original imported Motherland Family of Six Cows (2 being but 3 years old) ave¬ 
raged Hi 11)6. 12 11-12 ozs. per week. ^ 
The above records are a euffleient guarantee of superiority. This is the class of Cattle with 
which to found a Herd. START RIGHT. 
See for yourself before buying. Brices reasonable. Send for catalogue and examine pedigrees. 
LAKESIDE STOCK FARM, SYRACUSE, N. Y. 
W r waW 
{ iillu & r' — -- ^ p' Ti'^t Warranted 6 years, nutisfaction guaninteed or money refunded. The 
\ HUM P * s**^*^ " — h ' mlsMilv I lBeat, iuum Liiu-ient, and Dimable Waaber in ike wurl.i. 
^ J I I Has no rival, tho only machine that will ttaeh yerfeclhj clean without ruV 
i,..n,|. . W &WhnTAfMjjS j 1 ling. Con be used in any sized tub, or shifted from one tub to another 
In » moment So simple and ea^y to operate tho most debeate 
V pyjy or cfiu do the work. Made of Galvanized Iron, and 
Vli l lffl mulwimiiifUr the only Washor In tlie world that lit* the Rubber Bands on rtio 
liH'mlniVigWw K«dl«r», which j.reveut tlm briaklng of button* and iujury to elothca. 
W ■ ■ !■,' :l i! ‘lU III RpPklTC till HTCn Exelnslve tTrltory. Retail price, SS.tKl. 
jNbdy.'W.'.iil.i'd Inill pill lMifc a^ Autn I O W H IT I tU Agcut*’ * ample, S3.GO. ,U»o the oclo- 
1 bra ted KEYSTONE WltlM-T.US at Manufacturer*' low«*t prieo. 
■:’trciilars free. We refer to editor of this paper. AddrOM ERIE W ASHER CO., Erie, Pm 
'irculare froo. 
“BETTER SOAP 
WAS! NEVER MADE, 
Nor rctiKH, not only Tor shaving, but for all 
toilet, purposes, ana I speak thus after years 
of personal and family use.”—G. W. Rtci:, 
Ed. Ann Christian Review. 
Put up In square and round cakes, also in 
pouud bars. Ask your Druggist for It, or 
send 3c. stamp for trial sample. 
J. B. WILLIAMS Hi CO., 
Glantonbury, Conn. 
FAMOusanTDEcIsiuE BATTLES OF THE WORLD. 
1 V.KT vivo n <5 . ll I 8 T 4 IUY FROM THE BATTLE-FIELD. Shows how Nitions b»v«be«i m«leor 
KEMPS MflNIlRF SPREADER 
tfc PULVERIZER 
THE OLD RELIABLE HALLADAY 
STANDARD WIND Mill 
.O XiT "CTS2E. 
“THE GOLDEN BELT” 
KANSAS LANDS sansas division’ u L p. r way 
STOCK RAISING WOOL CROWING 
Buffalo Grass Pa«turi 5 Summer and Winter* Unsurpassed for Climate, Grassss, Water 
•CORN and WHEAT FRUIT 
200,000,000 Huh. Corn. 80,000.000 Wheat. The beat tn the Eastern Market. 
Pamnhleta and Maps free. B. McALLASTER. Land Commis’r Kansas City.Mt) 
