THE • i; 
Great American 
Company 
THE RURAL HEW-YORKER 
^muorous 
The balance of trade—Scales. 
A country seat—The milking stool. 
A LITTLE boy who was asked if he bad a 
good memory, said: “No, but I have a good 
forgotency.” 
Offering candy to an elephant is like offer¬ 
ing marriage to an old maid. She may turn 
up her nose but she accepts it all the same. 
A little boy on tasting his first lemonade 
of the season, remarked, “Mamma, doesn’t 
this lemonude taste strong of water?” 
Choosing « wife is very much like ordering 
a meal in a Paris restaurant when you don’t 
understand French. You may not get what 
you want, but you will get something. 
An Arkansas man wentto church for the first 
time in his life. The minister had announced 
through the local papers that he would dis¬ 
course on the “Lost Sheep, 1 ' and the man 
hoped to gain some inf ormation regarding a 
stray ram of bis. 
CoNDUCTOB(contemptuously)—“Wot’sthis? ’ 
Passenger—“My ticket book.” Conductor— 
“Tain’t good on this road.” Passenger, look¬ 
ing at the Ixiok, discovers that he has handed 
out his Testament by mistake. “No, I should 
say you had no use for it here.’ - 
Reading the evening newspaper at the tea 
table often brings out the real tendencies of 
the family. “Hello,” said Mr. Job Shuttle, 
“the Chinese have beaten the French.” 
“What’s the score?” eagerly asked the youth¬ 
ful base bull enthusiast of the Shuttle family. 
A little girl remarked to her mother: “I 
am not afraid in the dark.” Of course not,” 
said the mother. “I was afruid ouoe, though, 
m ^ —THE 
BEST TONIC. 
This medicine, combining Iron with pure 
vegetable tonics, quickly and completely 
Cure* Ilynprpxia, fndi«re*lion. Weakness, 
Impure Blood, .Malaria, t hills and Fevers, 
and Nenralda. 
It is an unfailing remedy for Diseases of the 
Kidneys and Liver. 
It is invaluable for Diseases peculiar to 
Women, and all who lead sedentary live*. 
It does not Injure the teeth, cause headach e,or 
produce constipation— oth*r Jmv medicine* do. 
Itenrlrhesnnd purifies the blood, stimulates 
the appetite, aids t-hc assimilation of food, re¬ 
lieves Heartburn and Belching, and strength¬ 
ens the muscle* and nerves. 
For Intermittent Fevers, Lassitude, Lack of 
Energy, Ac.., It has no equal. 
The genuine has above trade mark and 
crossed red lines on wrapper. Take no other. 
B»,U on I j by BROWS CHEBKjU, 10 ., IULTHIOKE, Mil. 
RUBBER 
ROOFING 
meanest- Best, Fire and Waterproof. Adapted for 
new or old roofs. Anybody can apply. JYrUeatonoe 
for Book Circular INDIANA PAINT AND ROOMING 
co., Philadelphia, Pa. 
MANTELS 
gentleman in th* water.-Oh! Pm so co-co-cold. The Rural New-Yorker is so good 
that lady has been reading it for the labour, with her camp stool on my shirt. 
AND GRATIS. 
t nrices Finest Ooods-Largest Stock. Send 
for rilusirated Catalogue, SLATE MANTEL 
IS, Camden. N. J. 
SCIENTIFIC 
CORN AND FEED 
THE DANA 
CENTRIFUGAL-GOVERNOll 
WINDMILL. 
MILL 
This Is the best working find the 
most powerful Wlnd-F.n 
- —F gltie In the world, because 
SN A of tint, the superior ex- 
r ~- i 4 cellencc of Its self regulat- 
u*. i trig tnechanlsniauidsecond, 
the belter form and nos I 
lion of its sails. The facts 
and reason* whb li support this 
claim are to 1fon h In our Descrip¬ 
tive Catalogue second Edition— 
1S84, for wnlch apply to 
POSITIVELY 
THE BEST MILL 
ON EARTH. 
Grinds perfectly, Corn and Cob, 
Shelled Corn, and all Grains. 
Made in Four sizes, and fully 
guaranteed. 
Grinding Plates urc a special metal 
perfectly linrrft are sell-sharpen- 
l„g. andean be run In either direc¬ 
tion, milking them very durable. 
Send for circular, prices, etc. 
Fnirbaven. .Mua*., I'.S.A 
Mention this paper. 
Springfield, Ohio 
7SKATE 
Latest & Best. 
‘± glmnlicity «"d 
Jure*. On- trial convince* 
itr over other skates, as it 
Price per pair, handsomely 
It Is the n»»rrst perfection J»t made, 
strength are its prominent Teiuurr*. <- 
rink managers of It* aupcrtoril 
saves Isitli time and eapense 1— .... . - 
nickel plated. •4.l». Send 6c. «n stamps for large eata- 
l.igueof Roller Skates. Gun*. Rifles. Revolve™, Air Rifles, 
dice Goods. Xte. JOHN P.LOVIiLfc’8 60BB, Roston, Mass. 
PijsccUanfouji Advertising 
ALONCTH 
KANSAS LANDS ^^div'sion^p.^wivy 
isurpasset! for Climate, Grasses, ^ ater 
FRUIT 
The best in the Eastern Market. 
B, McALLASTEB. Land Commis’r, Kansas CHvJMo 
ITLAS WORKS 
INDIANAPOLIS. 1ND.. U. S. A. /WV-JSSSJBLwflgJV 
^ A MANUFA CTURERS OF ArlK)ZgfiSKZNSilB 
HdsTEAM ENGINES 81 BOILERS. 
JJP Carnr io? fl !mmei»iate 0 SOWer,. 
A GOOD SAW “ILL JOHNSON^FIELD, 
FOT $ ^ O O- Mnn'Prs of the “RACINE F ARM” and W arehouse. 
AKnNTIKrGr IVIIXiXjS. 
FEAR NOT. 
All kidney and urinary complaints, especially 
Brleht’e lrbi-am Diabetes and Liver troubles, Hop 
MtU-rs will surely»no lastingly cure. Cam** exactly 
like your own have been cured Id your own neigh¬ 
borhood, and you can Hod reliable proof ut home of 
what Hop Bitter* has and can do 
LIVER, KIDNEY AND BRIGHT'S DISEASE. 
A medicine that destroys the germ or cause of 
Bright'* Disease. I>l»b. te<*. Klein y and Liver Com 
plaint*, mu! hu* pooerto rout them uu! ol the sys¬ 
tem le above all price, such a medicine is Hop Bit¬ 
ters. and positive proof of this can be found by one 
trial or by asking your neighbors, who have been 
cured by It. 
STOCK RAISING 
luffalo Grass Pasture Summer and Winter. 
•CORN and WHEAT 
DO.000.000 Rus. Corn. 30,000^000 Wheat, 
Is a sure protection against fire. 
Thousandsof them lu use. Posi¬ 
tively the cheapest and best In 
the world. Send for catalogue, 
giving depth of well. 
field force firm ECO., 
l.nekpor 1 , N. Y. 
Send for 
Catalogue 
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Prices- 
Presses, Graters, Elevators, etc 
BOOMER & BOSCIlEltT 
PRESS CIO., Syracuse, Pi. Y 
—IIIT|—l~l~~ ' ROOD NEWS to 
Bbla Dl ES! 
jkticJxvJ Greatest Inducement# ever of- 
Bp >EB fered. Now'tyour lime to get up 
tF-i orders for our ccichrated Ten* 
nml < 'olivet, and secure a beau 
■ r ■l y . I.'A: YJl tlful Gold Baud or Moss Hose 
■QVBbGbHI China tea Set, nr Hau i»ome De¬ 
corated ibdd Band Moss Rose Dinner Set. or Gold 
Band Moss Decorated toilet Set. For fall particulars 
add res TII EC. K EA T A M E R ' t A N f»A CO . 
p. o. Box il »V 3;t \ eaey st., Prw fork, 
WHITMAN’S New Patent 
REBOUND PLUNGER PBRPETUAL. 
„. b *.h£s— toA NY 
IN THE WORLD. 
Plica New York,where there has been 
or the largest and most complete 
u the country. Here, with largely 
101*1 tal. the best Improved machtii- 
workn.cn, atol none but the best 
will make an Improved -Maelilue, 
cent greater than can be cut \v 
saw mill with the same power, 
pletr except saw. aud will be 
CiDCtutiat I for the low l>rhe of 
in every particular. saw Mills 
Boilers, Shafting, Gearing, Ac. 
Illustrated circulars sent free 
used extensively by Farmers, Millers. 
Seed 1 looters # thrca.ghont^th^Unl^ 
fur cleaning and grading Wheat. Bar- 
J, torn and Seeds of every description, 
do iho work more thoroughly, hove greater 
1 nti * 1 rtronglv'built of the very host material, 
fSrdshed nod are made In four ditferei.t axes, two 
andtwo for Warehouse, Elevator and 
\V ARR ANTED to mUl. 
These Mills are 
and Grain and — - - -- 
States, who highly rreununei.d tht-tn n 
MILL ever made fur cleaning and gr-c 
lev. Oats. Porn and Seeds of every th sc 
They u_ th. 
capacity than 
They are *ti 
highly i:........ 
for Farm use, 
Millers’ use. 
ThPY &T *0 »T mwvx**’ * '-*»• .. „ - . 
Write for prices before purchasing any 
■rZctur PATENT ft, 
LANE & B0DLEY CO., I 
John and Water Streets, i 
CINCINNATI, O. 
Mention the Rurnl Sew Yorker. 
* r inu Tvi. i'ch i HI) Y, or SHORT-HAND 
LEARN ami TV PE WRITING here. Situations 
furnished. Address Valentine Bros., Janesville, w is. 
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