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THE RURAL WEW-YORKER. 
J^niuonms. 
Ok all tbe pests that now '•infests’* 
The farms of Jersey Staters 
Tbe very worst with which we're curst 
Are those that kill the talers. J. R. 
A table of contents—The dinner table. 
Drawing materials—Mustard and water. 
Why ought a fisherman to be very wealthy? 
Because his is all net profit. 
What has the largest circulation of any paper 
in the country? Curl-paper. 
“There, now! 11 cried a little girl, while 
rummaging a drawer in a bureau; “grand’pa 
has gone to heaven without his spectacles!” 
“There's a mine of difference between a 
ground plot and a plot of ground,” remarked 
a Nihilist, as he burled his can of dynamite. 
Little Berta, upon tbe approaching event 
of her baptism, invited a friend “to come to 
church on Sunday because her mamma was 
going to have her advertised.” 
Teacher— "Who reigned after Saul?” 
Little Bessie—“David.” “And who came after 
David?” "Solomon.” “And who came after 
Solomon?” “Tbe Queen of Sheba." 
•* W ill you tell me,” asked an old gentleman 
of a lady, “what Mrs,-’a maiden name 
was?” “Why, her maiden aim was to get 
married, of course,” exclaimed the lady, 
A speculator having married a very 
homely girl, the possessor of a very large 
fortune, declared that it wasn’t tbe face of 
his wife that struck him so much as her figure. 
A BOY was milking a cow recently, when 
lightning struck the cow. The boy, unaware 
of t he cause of the blow, was heard to exclaim: 
‘‘ Aha , your tall hit yourself that time instead 
of me!” 
“Are those radishes fresh?” “Certaiuly, 
inarm, they were pulled this morning.” Then, 
as his customer walked away with her pur¬ 
chase, the truthful dealer pulled some more 
—from a barrel—and baiting his stall with a 
bunch, sat down and waited for the next gud¬ 
geon. 
INVALIDS AND OTHERS SEEKING 
Pi.$rcUanfou.« 
IF YOU ARE RUINED 
in hnnlth from any cause especially from the use of 
any of tlx- thousand nostrum* that promise so large¬ 
ly. with long fictitious testimonials, have no fear. 
Resort to Hop Hitrcrs at once, amt In short time you 
will have tbe moat robust ami blooming health. 
BRIGHT'S DISEASE. DIABETES. KtU.SKY, OR 
LIVER DISEASES. 
Have uo fear of any of tlir e diseases If you use 
Hop BlUcrs.a tbev will (in vent and cure the worst 
cases, even when you have been made worse by some 
great pulled up pretended cure. 
acaa GOOD NEWS to 
iiPLA DIES! 
Greatest Inducements ever of- 
B fereil. Now’s your time to get up 
orders for our celebrated Teas 
■CEx_H»3 and Coffees and secure a beau 
tlfat Gold Band or Moss Rose 
china Tea Set. ur Hau isome Dec¬ 
orated Gold Hand Moss Hose Dinner Set, or Gold 
Band Moss Decorated 1 otlet Set. For full particulars 
add re-s- THEGREAT AMERICAN Ts.V l() . 
p. O. Box 289, 31 Jv 33 Ve»ey St., New \ ork. 
MAST, FOOS & CO, 
~ SPRINGFIELD, 0., 
I RCN TURBO* 6 
MANUFAC¬ 
TURERS 
I-^lpIronTiirbine 
c" FU and buckeye 
p fcfil Wind Engines 
Strong and Durable, will not Swell, Shrink, 
AYurp, or Itultle In the Wind. 
Also HI CKKYE IRON FENCING. 
The BUCK K\ i: KORC K-PU .UP never freezes In winter, 
t r' Send for our CIRCULARS and PRICES. 
Mr. .lohwting —" Come here, George Washington, and hold cl is yar eel; an’ lie careful, 
chile, you dout muss. dem clo’s of your’n, faw yo’ madder will be mad, faw shure.”_ 
HOLSTEIN CATTLE. 
More than 1.750 Hol- 
stelnx Imported and bred 
by this firm 600 now on 
hand and In quarantine. 
All of choice quality and 
breeding. Nearly all the 
deep milking families of 
America represented. 
Over 30 yearly records 
made by cows In this herd, 
which average 11,212 lbs. 5 
oxH. per year, at an average 
age of fh» years, 
In 18M our entire herd of 
mature cows averaged 
14.164 lbs. 15 ox*. 
Iu 1884 our entire herd of 
eight 3-yeur olds averaged 
r AkV • 
(lows In this herd had made 
records from 14,000 to 18.000 
lbs each, the average be¬ 
ing 15 6U8 lbs. 6 3-10 OZS , 
which included every nia 
tore cow In the herd that 
we had owned Jong enough 
, to make a year's record, 
cxeeptlng one kept for fa 
mlly use. We milked 
through tbe year ending 
In Juue last nve mature 
) cows, the entire lot aver 
I aging 15.621 lb*. 1 2-5 ox*, 
beven heifers of ONE 
family (the Nkthsbianu 
F amily ),flve of them 2year 
olds and two 3 year old*, 
averaged ' 1.556 lbs. 12-5 ox*. 
The last Is a family record. 
T> sas IBs 'Inis — average.* i,.w ins. i fvv 
On April 1 st, 1884, ten The last is a family recoi 
Not one of these records has ever been equaled with an equal number of cows in any herd. 
BUTT It IlKCOKUH. 
9 Cows averaged 17 Ilia. 5}^ ozs. per week 
ozs. per week.-11 Heifers, 2 years old and yoi 
—8 Heifers, 3 years old, averaged 13 lbs. 4% 
rer, averaged 10 lbs. 8 ozs. per week. 
ozs. per week.-11 Heifers. 3 years old and younger, averaged iu ms. » ozs. per week. 
The entire original Imported Netherlaud Family of Six Cows (2 being but 3 years old) ave¬ 
raged 16 lbs. 1211-13 ozs. per week. . , ^ 
The above records are a sufficient guarantee of superiority. This is the class of Cattle with 
which to found a Herd. START RIGHT. 
See for yourself before buying. Prices reasonable. Send for catalogue and examine pedigrees. 
LAKESIDE STOCK FARM, SYRACUSE, N, Y. 
WHEN I SAY 
I WILL INSURE 
/ Mean what / Say and Say what / Mean. The only Scientific Swine Remedy is 
DR. JOS. HAAS’ HOG & POULTRY REMEDY. 
WHAT THE REMEDY WILL DO. 
It will put t our hogs In fine condition. 
It win expel the poison from tlielr system. 
It Is ihe only remedy that relieves a hog when smut poisoned. 
It will stop cough among your hogs. 
It regulates the bowels. 
It will arrest dltcasc in every instance. 
Those getting it whether diseased or not will gain 
more than double the iiouiul* of pork while others 
are gaining one. 
WHAT THE REMEDY HAS DONE. 
{Nunc prnuinr wit bout this Trade Mark.) H a w i iia )., Mo.. June 20. 1884. 
I have used Dr. Joseph Haas - Hog Remedy, and can recommend It as a Bure cure for Hog cholera. 
1 lost eight hundred Dollars i$Mmi worth of hogs last spring out of a herd «*/ over three hundred head. 
I begun feeding the remedy White t hey were dying at the rate of two or three a day, and from the 
first day of feeding the Ha an Remedy, I have not lout a llog; in fact, they have improved right 
along, and il lias Only con! mcR27.50, and I am s»ur* It ha* «uved me from <) to tlhhh. r RA N lv LKL. 
nrii/tnr nr IlllTATlfHIC claiming to lie the same ns llaas’ If cmedics. enclosed in wrapper* 
DtYVAnL Ul IMIlAllUflO of same color, size and directions of my well known packages. 
first day of feeding ihe Haa* Remedy, i hast* not lost a llog; in fact, they have improved right 
along, uml il ha* duly coat n»cR27.50, and I am sure it ha* saved me from f'0 to JIUUU. r RA N k LEE. 
nruiinr nr IIIITATinidO claiming to be the same ns II aas‘ If cmedics. enclosed in wrapper* 
DCYVflnt Ul IMIlAMUilo of *«me color, six- and directions of my well known packages. 
READ MY PROPOSITION.— when mv remedy ia used &8 a preventive. I will Insure hogs 
by the head Tor the year, and Will make a deposit of money to make such Insurance good If any hogs 
die. they will be pah? for from such deposit. You caU refer to any hanker or Mercantile Agency at 
IndianapollH for mv lluancial standing atid Integrity. , . 
l'HICKS. cents. #1.8» mid S-J.AO per box, according to size. 2a lh. cans II2.M. t he largest 
Sizes are tin-most economical to the feeder. Full directions In each package. If your druggist or 
treneral store don’t keen it. or won’t get it for you. and urges you to use a cheap, and consequently 
general store don’t keep It, or won’t get it for you, and urges you to use a cheap, and consequent! 
inferior substitute, send remittance direct to me, and I will (III your order. 
JOS- HAAS, V. S., Indianapolis, Ind. 
"THE GOLDEN BELT" 
KANSAS LANDS 
STOCK RAISING 
Buffalo Grass Pasture Summer and Winter. 
•CORN and WHEAT 
200 , 000,000 Bus. Corn. 30,000,000 Wheat. 
-ALONG THE-- 
KANSAS DIVISION U. P. R WAY 
WOOL CROWING 
Unsurpassed tor Climate, Grasses, Water 
FRUIT 
200 , 000,000 Bus. Corn. 30,000,000 Wheat. The best in the Eastern Market. 
“atnuhleta and Idaoa free. B. M cALLASTER. Land Commis'r. Kansas City.Mo 
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famous anToEclsiul BATTLES OF THE WOHLD. 
ByCAPT.KING.D.S.A, I 
dettroyed la a day.—Dow jfm 
Time, AUOtMMemory.— ©i* 
kj* Write at oar« Lr fu 
lIlSTtiKV FROM TIIE BATTLE-FIELD. 8hows how Nation® ha»» beet, made o> 
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Arc requested to send for TM K ELECTRIC RE- 
VI E\V. an Illu-t rated Journal.t, which Is publish¬ 
ed for Fret- Distribution. 
It treats of Hkat-TH, HTOtRkE.and Physical Culture, 
and Is a oocnnh-tr- encycloDcrlla of Inform ft Men for 
Invalids and tWw who suffer from nervous, exhaust¬ 
ing and palhful diseases. Every subject that bears 
on healt h and human happiness receives attention in 
R* page*; and the many question* asked by suffering 
Invalid* who have despaired of a cure are answered, 
and valuable information t* volunteered to all who 
are In need of medical advice. 
VOI Nil >1 KV d others who -r.ffer from ner¬ 
vous and physical debility are especially benefited by 
ontents. 
The Electric Review exposes Ihe unmitigated 
frauds practiced bv quarks and medical Imposters 
who profess to "practice medicine,’' and points out 
the only safe, simple and effective road to health, 
vigor and bodily energy. 
Address, for free copy, TIIE ELECTRIC RE¬ 
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“RUBBER 
ROOFING. 
Cheapest—Best, Fire and Waterproof. Adapted for 
new or old roofs. Anybody can apply. Write at once. 
for Book Circular INDIANA PAINT AND ROOFING 
CO., Philadelphia, Pa. 
MANTELS 
A XV JO &RATFS. 
Lowest prices Finest Goods—Largest Stock. Send 
stamp for Illustrated Catalogue, SLATE MANTEL 
WORKS, Camden, N. J. 
M. W. PUNITAM 
Wayne, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE 
Perc-heron llitnu. valued nt $8.000 ,000, 
which Include* 
75 PER CENT OF ALL HORSES 
Whose parity of blood lAegUbllubifd by thrirpodigreoa 
recorded in the HTUI* BOOK S OF FRANCE, 
EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. 
8TOCK ON HANDi 
X GO 
ImpurtctlRroodflarfs 
2 SO 
liiiprtrii Stallions 
Old enough for 
•ervioe. 
IOO COLTS 
Two year, old and 
'younger. 
,/ rtec-gnlrlng the prln- 
Cr c-,jile uccopted by all 
r Intelligent breeder* that, 
however well bred animal* 
mav be aaid to ha. if their 
pedigrees am not recordei. aielcannet be authentically 
given,they should bevalu--*! only a*grade*, 1 v.111 sell all 
Imported hock at Grade PnVei when I cannot funilsh 
with the animal «>ld pedigree TerllVrtJ hy the original 
French cfrtifieata of if* niimter and meoril in the Stud 
BoDik ih Fraiwsn. 140 Page Catalogue Hi nt free. It is 
illustrated with Si* Prize Hone.Of iber.lhililtionof the 
Sooiete lliuphiu* IVn-heronne of K aivee, I, pur- 
Uhnsed hy M. \V. Dunham and drawn from Me by Rosa 
Bou lour, the tin -l famous of all animal painters. 
ISAlAn DILLON i 
>SP *OMh ) 
I.F.VI DILLON 
AKD SONS. 
IMPOBTEBS ASP BREEDERS OK 
NORMAN HORSES. 
(Formerly of firm of E Dillon* Go.) 
NEW IMPORTATION 
Arrived in fine condition June 15, tHst. Have now a 
large collection of choice animals. 
STA1ILE8 AMI H EA DQUA KTER8 LO¬ 
CATED AT MIKMAL. 
Opposite the Illinois Central and Chicago nnd Alton 
Depots. Street cars run from the Like Erie Sc. West¬ 
ern. and Indianapolis, Bloomington and Western 
KTlilQJ** 
Normal. Address, 
DILLON BEOS., N0EMAL, ILL- 
EMPIRE GRAIN DRILL 
WA8 NEYKK 31ADE, 
Nor PL MEB. not only for shaving, but for all 
toilet purposes, ana 1 speak thus alter years 
or personal and family use.”—G. W. Rice, 
Ed. Am. Christian Review. 
Pul up In square and round cakes, also iu 
pound bars. Ask your Druggist for it, or 
send lie. stamp for trial sample. 
J. B. WILLIAMS Sc CO., 
Glastonbury, Conu. 
With Force Feed Fertilizer Attachment. 
Alwnys reliable! No Special Device required 
lor Plnntinu Corn. Send for Circular, giving full 
Information,to EMPIRE DR11.1. C <>., 
Box H. Sbortavllle. N. Y. 
CIDER 
Presses, Graters, Elevators, etc. 
BOOMER & BOSCHERT 
PRESS CO., Syracuse, N. Y. 
