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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
Suutormts 
A nkwly-married man on being presented 
with a brass kettle by a few of bis bachelor 
friends, said; “Gentlemen, I thank you for 
this kind token of your esteem; but this pres¬ 
ent has one significance which you may not 
have considered—it will keep my family in 
hot water as long as it lasts, 1 ’ 
!She Knew Her Ring.— “Htrange,” remark¬ 
ed Mrs. Brown; “1 have rung at Mrs. Hmith’s 
door three times this week and 1 never suc¬ 
ceeded in getting an answer. I expect the 
family is out of town ” “Possibly,” replied 
Mi>. Jones; “but Mrs. Kmith was telling me 
a few minutes ago that she could tell your ring 
auiong a thousand!” 
• ‘Tukub goes a brave man,’ said a citizen 
pointing to a passer-by. “He is one of the 
bravest men 1 have ever seen.” “Was he in 
the aruiyf’ some one asked. “1 don’t know.” 
••Then 1 suppose you have knowu him to dis¬ 
tinguish himself in personal encounters?” 
“Not particularly.” “Why, then, do you 
regard him a brave man?” “Well, you see, 
some time ago, 1 got u divorce from my w ife.” 
“Yes.” “That man married her.” 
“What do you think!” said Clara; “that 
horrid Tom Brown proposed to me last even¬ 
ing. He hummed and hawed a longtime, but 
finally spunked up courage to ask me for my 
hand.” “And what did you say, dear?” asked 
Delia. “Ray ? Why, i told him I couldn’t be 
so cruel as to burden bim with a third hand, 
when he ilidn’t know what to do with the two 
a WHITMAN’S 
MAGIC FEED MILL 
WITH STEEL GRINDERS. 
Themovt perfect Mill for grin dins 
sto *11 grain, for feed or family meal, 
now made. Warranted to grind 
cue third more with same power 
Wu.n any older. 
Manufacturers of Hay Presses. 
HorsePowers, Corn Shelters. Feed 
'5?' Cutters. Scrapers, Are. 
7UTMAN AGRICULTURAL CO., 8T. LOUIS, MO 
& Saw-Mill, 
The Lightest Draft Mower 
IN THE WORLD. 
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GUARANTEED TO CHOP NOT GRIND THE MEAT 
he already had—the awkward booby!” 
THK FJTJR QUARTERS|OF THE WORLD. 
pissccUanfoujs guUcrtitfng. 
HUMBUGGED AGAIN. 
I mitv *o mucll said about the merits of Hop Bitters, 
ami my wife who wn« always doctoring, aim never 
well, leased nu no urgently to net her some. I con¬ 
cluded to be hum bugged again and I am gl id I did, 
for In less than two months’ use of the Hitlers my 
wife was cured, And she has remained ho for eight 
een months since. I like such humbugging.- H. T., 
St. Paul.—IVtiM'er Press. 
Kai.avi* 7 . 00 . Mien , Kelt.3, UNO. 
I know Hop Bitters will hear recommendation hon¬ 
est encomiums, and give them eredlt for making 
cure, all i be pioprietors < lain) for them. 1 have 
kept them since they were llrut offered to the public. 
They took high rank Truro the first and mulutalned 
It, and are more i ailed for tlr*n «U others combined. 
So long as they keep up their Idtili reputation for 
FEED MILL 
Has no equal. Warranted to grind faster.do better work, 
and to be mote serviceable than any feed mill made, 
The inner grinding burr makes three revolutions while 
the outer burr ami team make one, which greatly m- 
ei-eases its grinding capacity over old -tyle ungear d 
mid. Send fur illustrated descriptive circular Addre a 
STOVER MFG. GO., ILLINOIS. 
PIANO-FORTES. 
UNEQUALLED IN 
Tone, Touch,WorlnnansMp & DnraMlily. 
w W1UUM K TV ABE <fc CO. 
Nos. 204 and 206 West Baltimore Street, Baltimore, 
No. J13 Fifth Avenue. New York. 
LINSEED MEAL. 
ABSOLUTELY THE BEST FEED FOR 
Cattle, Horses, Calves, Sheep and Hogs. 
This Meal i* the product of pure sound Flaxseed, 
Linseed being Us oilier name. 
The reason why Llnsceil Meal Is the most nutrlt 
loua of all foods Is because ll eontnlUR the Inrgcst pro¬ 
portion of nitrogenous ubidanee: 
The effeeis of Nitrogenous foods, such as Linseed 
Mkai., may be brleily sunimed qp us follow*: 
1, Fed wltli straw or Other course roddet' they ac¬ 
quire a value ns food not attainable in any oilier way. 
3. They add a great value to the dairy. 
:i. They lav on flesh and fat rapidly. 
4. They promote a healthy activity In all the organs, 
ft. They increase the fertility of the soil by enrich¬ 
ing the manure of animal* red with them. 
«!. They prevent disease by keening the oroans In a 
healthy condition Linseed Meal has been frequently 
used in Bog I’holera, and has never failed 10 prevent 
Its spread. 
It L almost needless to say. that 1u order to derive 
much turned) • riom the use of Linseed Mcul It must be 
fed In quantity. At least one hull of all uu animal 
consumes may safely and profitably tic Likskkm 
MKAI- 
fjrklcMr send inn .ample order or for circular 
and uH•s.'s Orders will he promptly filled by any one 
of the following parlies: 
Cleveland tin seed Oil ('«.. Cleveland. Oli'o. 
Toledo l.lnsrmfiil < o.. Toledo. Ohio. 
Ifciroit I. in weed Oil «'n.. Detroit .tli.liigan. 
] I*. Kviilts ik Co.. I udiailupolis, led. 
Hi t’linl I Disced II I I'll , S*|. I'liul >1 Mill. 
Cinciuiiiitl Linseed Oil Co., Cincinnati.*»hio. 
3 VE- W. X>XJ 3 XTX 3 CAJVg 
Wayne, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE 
Uerehcron Horae* valued nt #8,000,000, 
which Includes 
75 PER CENT OF ALL HORSES 
Whoso puritr of blood IsfcHlnblished l>v t.hnrpedigree® 
recorded in the HT1 1> BOOK*? OF FltAMfi, 
EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. 
f*Ti»CK on Hand i 
1GO 
Import edUrood Hares 
250 
Imported Stallions 
Old enough for 
service, 
100 COLTS 
Two year* old and 
younger. 
/ UeeogrdJ’.lnR the prin- 
r elide accepted by all 
intelligent breeders that, 
however well bred animals 
_ . . _____ may be said to be.il (heir 
itedigrees are mu recorded, and cannot be authentically 
given, they should he valued only a* grades, I w ill sell all 
infim __HUMPB 
Igrce verified by the original 
French certificate of If* number and record in the Stud 
Book in France, 1 -40 P»qrr Catalogue sent Tins*. It is 
illustrated with Six Pme Horses qfthe Exhibition of the 
Jfifnii(ni& Perchenmns of Fianco. 18U4, uur- 
ohared by M. W Dunham and drawn from life by Kona 
Bun hr ur, the most famous of all animal painter*. 
Removed toftlca. New Yorlc.W here there has been 
erected one of the largest and most complete 
Faelorie* In ttio country. Here, with largely 
Iarreased Capital. ttie best Improved niaefiln- 
ery. skilled workmen, and none bul the best 
material, we will make an improved nuehine, 
tiiut will tin* e uo e«|in»l. 
AftCUTQ WANTED AT ONCE 
AUCll I O In *11 UNOCCUPIEDTERHITOKY. 
For full particulars, address 
EUREKA MOWER CO. 
UTICA, NEW YORK. 
Mention the lbir.l New Yorker. 
mast, foos & co., 
e LD, 0., 
TURER S 
OF 
bine 
E 
jines 
Strong nlid Durable, will lint Swell, Shrink, 
Warp, or Rutile in the Wind, 
Als- K ICR EYE IKON FENCING. 
The BITCKF.Y K FORC E PUMP never freezes In winter. 
I fr send for our CIRCULARS and PRICES. 
VICTORY CORN 
MILL. 
In three sizes. The only 
Mill that Is a complete sue. 
cess, grinding the com and 
cob together, and for this 
kind of grinding wc defy 
competition It also grinds 
oil cakes.crackers, and all 
kinds or grain u-ed lor 
feeding, and with our 
cleaning attachment shells 
corn at the rate of HO bush¬ 
els per hour. Capacity, ■, 
SO, and 85 bushels per hour. 
Warranted In every re¬ 
spect. For clreularsaddresg 
THOMAS ROBERTS. Springfield. O. 
SCIENTIFIC 
CORN AND FEED 
MILL. 
POSITIVELY 
THE BEST MILL 
ON EARTH. 
Grinds perfectly. Corn and Cob, 
Shelled Com, and all (1 rains. 
Made In Four sizes, and fully 
guaranteed. 
Grinding Plates arc a special metal 
prrlrttly hurdi are kcII-mIiii i peu- 
Ing, andean he run In either direc¬ 
tion, making them very du ruble. 
Send for circular, prices, etc. 
THEFOOSMFG.CO., 
Springfield, Ohio. 
RICHMOND CITY MILL WORKS, 
BlfUMONII, L\D. 
Manufacturers of fe - . _ -^ 4^ 
Mill Stones and Flouring 
Mill Machinery. 
Corn & Feed Mills' IT 
iu the country, Send for 
description m,d pries*. 
State you saw ihb I, j 
Rural Nkw-Yobker 
ENTERPRISE MANUFACTURING CO 
T'tiird and Dauphin fits., lMiiladclphia, Pa 
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Send for Catalogue. Sold by all 
mention this PAPER. ^EWS CAN Hardware Dealers. 
Xested and Endorsed by 100 Agricultural journals. 
Farm and Fireside snys: Amerlran Agriculturist says; 
“After testing, each editor immediately “These Choppers excel anything of the 
ordered an Enterprise Moat Chopper for bis kind made in cither Hemisphere, 
family use.” 
WE PREFER YOU BOY FROM YOUR DEALER. IF HE IS OUT OF THEM, SEND MONEY 
TO US. WE WILL SHIP BY NEXT FAST TRAIN. 
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Sold by all 
THE 
GreatAmericah 
^ Greatest tnducementa ever of- 
fered. Now’syonrtlmetogetup 
orders for our celebrated Tea* 
and fotleer. and secure a beau 
tlful Gold Baud or Moss Rose 
China Tea Set.orHanosome Dec¬ 
orated Gold Band Moss Rose Dinner Set, or Gold 
Band Moss Decorated Toilet Set. For full particulars 
address THE GREAT AMERICAN T ► A CO . 
P. O. Box 339, 31 CSc 33 Ve»ey Hi., New York. 
GOOD NEW S to 
LADIES! 
