9 
JAN 43 
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WANTED 
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ijimturuMS. 
The Third Time of Asking—Lady visitor 
(worrying the poor boy once more)—‘ * What 
is your name ?” Poor pestered boy—“ Well,, 
you ought about begin to know it by now.’ 
Nuisances of Country Life.—“ ’Eavenly 
little retreat of yours, Brown. So peaceful, 
I call it 1” “Yes; if it wasn’t for the bloomin’ 
row the nightingales kick up after dark !* 
During the session of a county court in 
the interior, a witness was asked if he was 
not a husbandman, when he hesitated for a 
moment, then coolly replied, amid the laughter 
of the Court, “No, sir, I’se not married." 
Delicately Put—Landlady—“ ’Ope you 
slep’ well, sir ? The bed is small, but very 
comfortable for one,” Lodger (who spent 
half the night in the study of insect life)—“ I 
dare say it may be, but last night it was too 
crowded for comfort 1” 
2 —His vengesce commences In building a wall, so 
that Aaron should nut get a ew of the ocean. ‘ I've 
got you now, Aaron.” 
1.-Moses and Aaron own cottages by the sea. Moses’s 
was nearer the water. Ami so Moses and Aaron 
quarrel, and Moses swears vengeance. 
SUPERIORITY PROVED 
THE SIMPLEST S BEST SEWING MACHINE IS THE 
*—LIGHT- RUNNING—’ 
NEW HO M E 
Perfect In every particular. 200,000 sold yearly. 
NEW HOME SEWING MACHINE CO., 
30 Union Square, N. Y. 
Chicago, Ills., Orange, Mass., or Atlanta, Oa. 
THE 
THE 
AG E 'ITS 
Unoccupied 
Territory. 
BETTER THAN PILLS 
or other purgative medl- 
- cine THE DOSE IS 
yvA. SMALL. THE ACTION IS 
\ PROMPT. THE TASTE IS 
k >•) delicious ladies 
rSSw AND CHILDREN LIKE IT 
— 
|“|A#P One trial proves Its 
V® W hi extraordinary curative 
[C value. 
TRY A 25 CENT BOX. 
Sold by all Druggists. 
Gentlemen buy them for their Road Driving. 
Business Men use them for Running About. 
Physicians Drive them In their Practice. 
For Jogging Trotters they excel all other Vt hides. 
They are Easily Drawn when the Roads are Bad . 
Their Use Saves Hlgh-prleed Vehicles greatly. 
No other Vehicle Is so Safe for Ladles and Children 
to Use. 
Three Styles, wetghlug irom 90 10 b. to 160 lbs. 
Prices from S3,>,00 to OO. 
First-class in every respect, and 
everybody likes them. 
Send for Illustrated Price List. 
BRADLEY & COMPANY, 
(Established loSi.) Syracuse, N. Y. 
Honest and Liberal. 
When the Hops In each bottle of Hop Bitters (at 
the present price, $1.25 per lb.) cost more than a bot¬ 
tle Is sold for, besides the other costly medlcineB, and 
the quality and price are kept the same, we think It 
Is honest and liberal In the proprietors, and no one 
should complain, or buy or use worthless stuff, or 
cheating bogus imitations because the price Is less. 
Rlcbei In Hop Farming, 
At the present prices, ten acres in Hops will bring 
more money than five hundred acres in any other 
farming; and. If there Is a consumer or dealer Who 
thinks the price of Hop Bitters high, remember that 
Hops are #1.25 per lb , and the quantity and quality 
of Hops In Hop Blneis and the price remain the 
same as formerly. Don’t buy or use wortlilecs stuff 
or Imitations because the price is less.— Adv. 
3— But Aaron resolves to triumph, so builds a tower. 
Ah, ah, Moses! What do youinlukof mv observa- 
"Ah, ah, Moses 
tory, eh ?” 
4.— Moses adds a story to his wall and askR—“How 
do you like the view of the ocean now, big A little 
a-r-o-n 
7 H t bllAULEY 
ROAD CART. 
fi.—They have no money to rebuild, so see the folly 
of their enmity, atul. If poorer yet wiser men, shake 
hands and become the best of friends. 
BREIBIG, 1E0NEPIELD & CO.’S 
VEGETABLE 
Cattle Powder, 
Claims to be the seldom failing cure for ull sicknesses 
of Horses, Cattle, Swine or Poultry Furthermore. It 
Will INCREASE THE YIELD OF MILK AND Bl’TTKR In qiiam 
tlty and quality over 25 per cent.; fattens on one- 
fourth lksib KKKti. If 34 years of oo)>ularity, many 
hundreds of gross yearly saIps with thousands of 
written testimonials volunteered u». ure sufficient 
endorsements In behalf of this Powder to rank It as 
THE best, such honors we really possess. Apply for 
our boot of particulars, fret 
Try one pack. Price. 25 cents, postage paid 
F. A. MILLER Philadelphia, l’a Proprietor. 
In writing please mention Rural New-Yorker. 
5 —Their quarrel might bare ended In bloodshed If 
a wind storm had not blown down both wall and 
j observatory. 
PULVERIZING HARROW, 
CLOD CRUSHER & LEVELER. 
>Tow in 
The “ACME” subjects the soil to the ae Ion of s ( rusher and Reveler, and to the Cutting, Lilting 
Turning pr« cesaof ouble row* of STEEL COULTERS, the teeulhu shepe and nrrang. mint of v hu h 
give immense cutting power. Thus the three ope.» ttons of emailing mop- leveling on the ground 
and tho ouiU.n pulverizing ihe soil are peiTuriucd n t oiieuud the same lime. The entire absence 
of ISpikes or’Spring Teeth avoiusiul lug up ruobl.-h. It Is especially adnpted'o Inverted sod and 
hard clay, when- oiher Harrows utterly f 11; * orks je.fectly on light toll, aud Is the only Harrow or Culti¬ 
vator that cuts over the entire surface of the ground. 
Highly commended by scientific and practical Farmers, many of whom pronounce it to be 
the most valuable recent improvement in farm Machinery, while 
All agree that “The judicious use of an implement like the “Acme” Pulverizing Harrow, 
Clod Crusher and Leveler, in the preparation and thorough pulverization of the Soil, before 
planting, will increase the yield from Five to Ten Dollare per Acre.” 
FAIR PLAY. 
If your dealer does not keep the “ACME’* fot sale, don’t let him palm off an 
inferior tool on you by assuring you that he has something lelter, but SATISFY 
YOURSELF by oideriog one ON TRIAL. We will send it on tria', and if it does 
not suii, you may send it back, we paying return freight charges. We don’t ask for 
mom y or Note until after you have tried it on your own farm. 
Send for Pamphlet containing Hundreds of Testimonials from 44 
Different States and Territories. 
NASH & BROTHER, 
Manufactory and Principal Office, 
HARRi"n u hg!’fa. | MILLINGTON, New Jersey. 
N. B.—Pamphlet, entitled “ Tillage is Manure,” will also be sent to parties who men¬ 
tion The Rural New-Yorker. 
PRESTON’S BINDER TRUCK 
AGENTS WANTED in Every County and State in the U. S. 
Mention this paper. 
Does 
Com¬ 
plete 
Work 
vrliere 
otlier 
Har¬ 
rows* 
Bail. 
vise in 
nearly 
every 
-A.gri- 
oultvir— 
a.1 Conn 
ly in 
the 
U niteil 
y States. 
COLLECTION OF 
EDSs*PLANT5 
SEEDS 
Embraces every desirable novelty of M A U11 A I 
the season, fully described in their lliniiunu 
of EVERYTHING forthe 
GARDEN 
which for 1 HH 8 . contains VETER HENDERSON’S 
“RtlHSfrf Instruction* on Pfgttnbh And F/ontfr ( ut- 
turt," ms Wine ft * rmulen^ed Gardening Book, listing 
all Uii- Utest in rrtrm.ition knoxvn to the author of “Uttf- 
denttift top Profit-** Ms Had f«tr «>n application. 
{JMtast xtiife fn whnf finficr you SAW this). 
Peter Henderson & Co., 
35 & 37 Cortlandt St., New York. 
optendlil! S'Latest Style cliromo cards, name, 10c 
Premium with 3 pfcs. E. H Pardee, New Haven, Ct 
Fur tSS!i Is nn Klegunt ftnok ol 1 Al) Piuick. 
3 Colored Plme* ol Flower* aud Yegeiul.lott, 
mid more than 1.000 llluslrulious ui the 
choicest Flowers. Plants ami Vegetables, and Direc¬ 
tions .or growing. It Is handsome enough for the 
Center Table or a Holiday Present. Kent) on your 
name anti Post Office address, with W cents, ami I 
will eeutl you a copy, postage paid. This l* not a 
quarter of Its cost. 1C Is printed In both English and 
German. If you afterwards order scedB deduct the 
10 cents. „ . ... 
Vick’s Seeds are the Best in the World! 
'fin- Floral Guinn will t«n hi w to get und grow th. m. 
Vick's Flower and Vegetable Garden. I 75 
Pages 6 colored Plates, 6lA) D Eugnivlii k s, Ft.r50c.ln 
pajier covers; $1 in elegant doth. In German or Eng- 
1 Vick's Illustratkd Monthly Maoazink— 32 Pages, 
a Colored plate In every number and many line En¬ 
gravings. Price $1.25 a year live copies tor $5 Sped 
men Numbers sent for 10.8 trial copies for 25 cts. 
JAMES VICK, 
Rochester, N, V. 
he CORNELL is the ^ 
y Sheller that uses 
ral springs on the 
ssure bar. 
_ ^ 
/f* V/ 700 Bushels 
A FER DAY. 
Cornell Sheller 
fM \ Two HorsG'Power, 
m |jH This rig, with sacking elevator, makes 
TT wj|lp^ r . the cheapest and best in the market. 
Li The Sheller can be used by hand or 
I'X, ^,1 l * , XV. , . ^ ^_^_ 
U'RMTF FOR CJRCMLJR TiOJS' HlilJF J\ F »»’« NFFR. 
i __ NEW KMFE.-Sbiade; Msg or 
HFR&GR 0 SH ^ UMiiUe: long blade, a* carefully made 
icn « uiiudii, r,,«r i>rice eosuiaid h. aii <ur 
The pulley on Jack makes 
300 revolutions per minute. 
Ten different kinds of 
elleks, Light and 
E'Iheavy HORSE- 
UlSIpOWERS, &c. 
I Monroe Street, 
EDO, - -;> OHIO. 
NEW KNIFE.-Shlade; Mag or Hony 
Handle ; long blade, as careludj made as any 
razor. Price, postpaid H. All «ur goods 
(v„ bund forged Iioru raaor steel, t od it- 
Jtfjbi,,, placed ruga If soft ct flawy. Our 
Farmer’s Jixtru btioDg 2-bladc, 75o.; 
medhitn, '4-bioue. 6ic. ; 1 
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