THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
limotrous 
regular with Tropic-Fruit 
Laxative, and you will al¬ 
ways feel aud look well. 
It Is better than pills and 
the usuul purgatives. Un¬ 
like them. It does not sick¬ 
en or weaken the stomach. 
The dose Is small, the taste 
I’ellelous. Ladles aud chil¬ 
dren like It. Try a 25 cent 
box and you will be sure 
“Mb. Smith,” said a lady at a bazaar, 
“ won’t you buy a bouquet to present to the 
lady you love ?” “ That would’nt be right,” 
said Mr. Smith, “ I’m a married man.” 
Fond of It. —“ Sir, said an astonished land¬ 
lady to a traveler who had sent his cup for¬ 
ward for the seventh time, “ you must be veiy 
fond of coffee.”—“Yes madam 1 am.” he re¬ 
plied, “or I should never have drank so much 
water to get a little.” 
When a young and inexperienced man has 
been invited to dissect a turkey, and is in a 
cold perspiration over the uncertainty as to 
which end the wish-boue is situated in, nothing 
pleases him so much as to have the scientific 
person who is present request the company to 
watch and note the beautiful system of 
anatomy displayed in a fowl. 
_ 
to adopt It as a family necessity. 
Sold by all Druggists. 
COOLEY CREAMERS 
W Made In FOUK STYLES, all 
sizes for Dairy or Faeiory use. 
Their superiority demon 
H Their success without a 
Over VO,IMIO in dally use. 
They are Ski.k Skimmi.no. 
Five (lull! IHetlnls and 
seven Hilver Medals for 
superiority. Raisk Mork 
Cream, Makic Hktter Butter. 
Davis SWING CHURNS, 
EUREKA BUTTER WORK 
£ j «s,ana nksbitt BUTTER PRINTERS. Full line of 
Butter Factory Supplies. 
tJf~ Send postal for circulars and testimonials. 
VERMONT FARM MACHINE CO., 
Bellows Falls, Vt. 
With 100 under cultivation; all susceptible of tillage; 
Deep, Rich, Fertile Soil, _ 
HOTCHKIN Sc WILDER 
MANUFACTURERS OF FINE 
Farm bas a good eight-room House, Stabling for 
eight horses, and other necessary Out buildings. 
Orchard of about 800 young, thrifty trees, all finely 
located and well watered, miles northwest from 
Girard, Kan., a city of over 2,000 population A great 
Bargain. School and Church within half mile. 
Depot only four miles distant. Excellent water. 
Angry Farmer: “ Say young feller, you just missed shooting me in the head 
Amateur Sportsman: “ Just my luck ! have’nt hit a thing to-day.” 
A. UNDERWOOD. Owner, 
GIRARD, KAN. 
VETERAN CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
OPEN AND TOP BUGGIES 
\}4 Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to one round 
of Horse. 
CAPACITY OF 
jfgaa// SHELLER 
30 bushels pr hour. . 
Best work. Low prices. Send for Catalogue 
SYRACUSE. N. Y . 
PENCILS, HOLDERS, CASES, Etc. 
THE CALLIGRAPHIC PEN 
'A GOLD PEN and RUBBER HOLDER, containing 
ink for seyerul days’ writing. Can be curried In the 
pocket. Always ready for use. A luxury for persons 
who care to preserve their Individuality In writing. 
HI ABIE, TODD A BARD, 
Cor. Nummuu A Liberty Sts. New-York 
__ Send for Price-list. 
OUR GOODS ARE SOLD BY FIRST-CLASS DEALERS 
Power suited for Running 
Churns, Pumps and all light farm work. 
UP" Write for Circulars. Address 
SANDWICH MANUFACTURING CO.. Sandwich Ill, 
'"PHE excellences of the ESTEY ORGAN may not 
-*• be told In an ordinary advertisement. Our 
Illustrated Catalogue, sent free, containing engrav¬ 
ings from photographs of elegant styles, with full 
description, is more satisfactory. 
J. ESTEY & CO.. Brattleboro. Vt. 
Buffalo Pitts Threshing Machinery. 
Another Year of Improvement. 
Vibrating Threshers, Apron Threshers, Coal and Wood Burning Engines, 
Straw Burning Engines, Traction Engines. 
THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST AND THE BEST THRESHING MACHINERY IN THE WORLD IS MANUFACTURED ONLY BY 
THE PITTS AGRICULTURAL WORKS, Buffalo, N. Y. 
