THE 
THE 
JUNE 2 
BETTER THAN PILLS 
or other purgative niedi 
WV\a\\oo\siV^s^ 
SMALL. THE ACTION IS 
PROMPT. THE TASTE IS 
IDELICIOUS. LADIES 
AND CHILDREN LIKE IT 
When the moon gets full, it—like a man 
in the same condition—frequently keeps late 
hours. 
The older a sparkling coquette or a fashion¬ 
able belle grows, the more matchless she be¬ 
comes. 
Spreading the Gospel—A wag lent a clergy¬ 
man a horse that ran away and threw him, 
and then claimed credit for spreading the gos¬ 
pel. 
A witty old bachelor once said there was a 
family living near him that had a mile of 
(laughters. The name of the family was Fur¬ 
long. and there were eight of them. 
Fatal. —You just take a bottle of my medi¬ 
cine, said a quack doctor to a consumptive, 
“and you’ll never cough again.” “Is it as 
fatal as that V gasped the consumptive. 
A college girl at Hillsdale declares she 
would like to be a buggy-wheel, for then, you 
know, she would always have so many felloes. 
Yes, but it’s the hub she is most anxious to 
secure. 
“ How faris it to Moumusk?” asked a weary* 
man, who was going thereon foot. “Seven 
miles,” was the reply. “ Whom do you wish 
to see-there i n “ Faith it's meself I’d loike to 
see there ” was the retort. 
“ That dog of yours flew at me this morn¬ 
ing and bit me on the leg, and now I notify 
you that 1 intend to shoot it the first time I 
see it.” “The dog is not mad.” “Mad! I 
know he is not mad. What’s he got to be 
mad about ? It’s me that’s mad. 
When Kean was playing “ Louis XI.” at 
the Theatre Royal, Edinburgh, a rather 
laughable tiling occurred. When the attend¬ 
ants announced “ the king is dead !” a pious 
Irishman in the stalls exclaimed, “ And may 
the Lord have mercy on his guilty sowl !” 
An Irishman riding to market with a sack 
of potatoes before him discovered that his horse 
was getting tired, wliere’upon he dismounted, 
put the potatoes on his shoulders, and again 
mounted saying, “It was better that- he should 
carry the praties, as he was fresher than the 
poor baste.” 
“ What would our wives say, if they knew 
where we are {” said the captain of a “ down 
east” schooner, when they were beating about 
in a thick fog, fearful of going ashore. 
“Humph, I shouldn’t mind that,” replied the 
mate, “if we only knew where we were our 
ourselves.” 
A boy was sent for a doctor, his mother 
being very ill, when, looking down the street, 
he saw a great crowd. Then came a struggle 
between duty aud curiosity; but he finally 
One trial proves Its 
extraordinary curative 
value. 
TRY A 25-CENT BOX. 
Sold by all Druggists. 
SYRACUSE-, ROAD CART 
/ 1 POPULAR CART MADE for 
I \l \/ business or pleasure. LIGHT. 
/ STRONG. DUPABLE. Three 
\ / / T A IW styles, weighing from 85 to 
V / \ 100 pounds. Prices from jH.'ill 
to 00. Over •J.lKXl In use, 
and all speak In the highest nraise of them. Kully 
warranted In every respect. Send for III. Catalogue 
and Price List. SYRACUSE CART CO., Syracuse, N. Y 
PUCK’S RETURN WITH HIS FRIENDS. 
“ In two months hence our friends will come and sav: ‘Oh! what exquisite specimens you 
have of Lilium longiflonim and Candidum’—and they will bestow words of praise on Jackmanii, 
Fair Rosamond, Sophia, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc.—and we shall feel highly delighted thereat.” 
[See page 346 under “ Finally.”] The boy has been in charge. 
The New Birdsall Vibrating Thresher 
j§ v M 
started for the crowd, saying, “ The old lady’s 
very bad, but she wouldn’t want me to miss 
that fight.” 
“Lawrence, my dear,” said his wife, wreath¬ 
ed in smiles, “I wish you had been to church 
this mornin g . Mr. Johnson was very inter¬ 
esting; and when he prayed for the absent 
ones”—“Well, that accounts for it then. I 
haven’t caught such a string of fish for a year 
as I did this morning. ” 
In an adjoining booth at Camberwell was 
exhibited a very old man, whom the placards 
declared to have reached 105 years of age. 
■“Here is a pretty thing to make a show of,” 
■observed Richardson. “A wonder, indeed! 
Why, if my grandfather had not died, he 
would have been 120!” 
“Just think of it. my dear,” said a wife to 
her husband as he was taking his morning 
dram. “What a waste of money for liquor I 
This paper says that the United States con¬ 
sumes ninety millions of dollars’ worth of 
spirits every year!” “Ah,” responded the 
husband, “how I wish I was the United States.” 
SOUTHERN SEED CORN 
For Feeding Urmi or to Pul In Silos. 
The demand for tills special kind of corn 1 b very 
brisk Parties wishing same for this season’s use 
should enuaoe it at once. Send for circular con¬ 
taining u lot of testimonials from some of the most 
Influential farmers in the land. One part) spites 
that his grew 17 feft and 8 iiwhtiB high; and all say 
their cows ate II all up clean, stalks and all. Each 
sack contains Vki bushels. Price $1.35 per bushel, 
which includes cost of sack. Live Agents wanted. 
BURRELL & WHITMAN, 
J.lTTi.ll t'AJ.LfS N, V, 
L fyt.'.w, 
.TWrt'rrrrrrrmTrtl 
>ar«'niaii 
AND WHO DOES NOT DISCOVER THAT IT IS NOT EXCELLED BY ANY, 
BUT IS SUPERIOR TO MOST, 
IT IS WARRANTED EQUAL TO OR BETTER THAN ANY OTHER VIBRATOR MADE. 
For references and description, please send for our Circulars. 
BRANCH HOUSE: 
316 Ac 318 S. 8111 St., ST. UOUIS, Itlo 
THE E. M. BIRDSALL CO. 
AUBURN N. Y. 
POWER CIDER PRESS 
Capacity 100 Barrels Cider per Day. 
COOLEY CREAMERS. 
Made In FOUR STYLES, all 
sixes for Dulry or Factory use 
Their superiority demon 
strated. 
Their success without a 
parallel. 
Over -AU.OOO In dally use. 
They are StUf-StUMSUNO. 
Five Gold Medals and 
Hovru Silver Medals for 
superiority. P.aisb Mobk 
I’ llK.lV, Mhi Bkttfr Buttes. 
DAVIS SWING CHURNS 
. EUREKA BUTTER WORK 
ERS, and NESBITT BUTTER PRINTERS. Full line of 
Butter Factory Supplies. 
%3f~ Send postal for circulars aud testimonials. 
VERMONT FARM MACHINE CO., 
Bellows Falls, Vt. 
— y 
THE CRECC REAPER 
Possessing the same mechanical advantages in all 
essentials as are established by our well-known 
Mower. This Reaper ranks with the standard light 
machines of the day, and Is the lightest draft Reaper 
In use. GIlEldi <V CO.. Sole M anIIfit< t 11 rera, 
TRUMANSBURG, N. Y. 
Also Manufacturers of Lawn Alowers, Plows, &c. 
PATENT CHANNEL CAN 
CREAMERY 
Deep setting, without Ice. Perfect refrig¬ 
erator Included. Bulled for large or small 
dairies, creameries.or gathering cream. 
Special discount on large orders. One 
Creamery at wholesale where I have yo 
agents. Rond for circular. 
Hr Agents wanted. 
W, R, LINCOLN. Warren, Mn*i, 
