420 
JUNE 30 
BETTER THAN PILLS 
or other purgative medi¬ 
cine. THF. DOSE IS 
KMAI.I,. THE ACTION IS 
PROMPT. TIIE TASTE IS 
| DELICIOUS. LADIES 
AND CHILDREN LIKE IT 
“I declare, John, I never saw such a 
man! You are always getting some wrinkle.’ 
And the brute calmly replied, “ Matilda, you 
are not, thank fortune. If you had a new 
wrinkle, you would have no place to put it, 
dear.” 
“ I say, Johnny, can you tell a young, ten¬ 
der chicken from an old tough one?”—“ Of 
course I can.”—“Well how?”—By the teeth.” 
—“ Chickens have no teeth.—“Yes, but I 
have.”'—“Good morning.”—“Goodmorning.” 
A man fished a rich old gentleman out of a 
mill pond and refused the offer of two shill¬ 
ings from the rescued miser. “ Oh, that’s too 
much!” exclaimed he; “tain ! tworth it;’ and 
he handed back one and elevenpence, saying 
culnily, as ho pocketed the penny, “That’s 
about right." 
TnE obliging visitor, to show that he 
really is fond of children, and that the dear 
little one is uot annoying him in the least, 
treats the kid to ride upon his knee. “Trot! 
trot! trot! How do you like that, my boy? 
Is that nicof’ “Yes, sir,” replies the child, 
“ but not so nice as on the real donkey—the 
one with four legs!” 
It was at the house of the bride’s parents 
after the wedding. On a table were exposed 
the costly presents. Two gentleman were ex- 
amining them. Said one of them suddenly, 
“ These, you say, are the bride’s presents, but 
what does the groom get?” “ Oh,” replied the 
other, “hegets the woman.” “Is that all? 
J oor fellow!" 
“ Has that cookery-book any pictures?” said 
Miss C. to a bookseller. “ No, miss, none,” 
was the answer. “ Why,” exclaimed the 
young lady, “ what is the use of telling us how 
to make a good dinner if they gives us no 
plates?” 
Fritz has been hunting up the pedigree of 
I)r. Tanner, the celebrated hungry man, and 
finds he is of very ancient lineage. The 43rd 
verse of chapter 9, Acts of Apostles, reads, 
“ And it came to pass that he tarried many 
davs with one Simon A. Tanner.” 
One trial proves li s 
extraordinary curatlxe 
value. 
TRY A 25-CENT BOX. 
Sold by all Druggist 
With 100 under cultivation; all susceptible of tillage 
Deep, Rich, Fertile Soil, _ 
; Farm has u good eight-room House, Stabling f 
eight horses, uud other necessary Out-bulldlin 
orchard of about '.too young, thrifty trees, all fine 
located and well watered, ?W miles northwest fro 
Girard, Kan., n city of over 5,000 population. A gre 
Burenin. School and Church within half mil 
Depot only four miles distant. Excellent water. 
For price nml terms address 
A. U NDKRWOOD, Owner, 
GIRARD, KAN 
NOYES’ HAYING TOOLS 
« for stackino out in 
slnfple, durable, cost bul 
i HAYING IN THE OLDEN TIMES. 
“Hurrah! Haying time has come and the[meiiare too busy to drive us and the women 
are afraid. Nothing to do for a month! ” 
simple, uui aum. tun uui> 
little. No trouble to get 
\ over nigh beams or to 
A the end of deep bays. 
\\ Thousands now in use. 
Wood Pulleys, 
f\\ Floor Hooks oto. 
(1 for^rcular 
b”.V Wi wr»nd designs for 
Ckurirr. V v tracking barns, to 
L). S. Wind Engine it Pump Co.| Batavia, Kane Co., Illi 
FOR SETTING OUT IN JULT AND AUGUST 
The Peerless Portable 
r the ut»k\ i< -• ml rely sollM, poises hue , \\ I j M) ctn. per 100; $4.00 per 1000. 
nutty llaror pcotiHur to the <lwi»rf jjTff M / 
I*, while it h »4 muah timrs vigor Vlll ^ [ M M fr, A GOLDEN DWARF. 
rih,snrpu«IUK>nostoribrUrre-Krowo \ A v,,ry dl.tlnrt rsrlplr. whlnh originated 
i hi wnglil of touch when grown VIII Ilg/Jt'vH „ Clir N„Wk, \, j , „ h,w y»»r» ngo. nml 
er th« niuuc eonallloiH, \* xl |II// whom.' gn-ul vnluu hat tmull shown by the 
0 cts. per JQOl fU.VO Jtrr 1000. Y VI jUJI (hoi ihni ii ti largely grown nroimd that I" 
■ill Imti mllty, for both tli« market*of Newnrk r»i»*1 
IOSTON MARKET. ■ill mil New York. In *!?•* nmlhiihU of growth It 
, # . j. , , . Hal Mil much the MHimi u.« the Half Dwarf VS hue 
dwarf growing white grisly, much if 11 1 kind., except UiSC wlisotdsnejir.t the hcuri. 
. ^ 11 Ffli Wlileli la Inigo uud tub. U of« « .xy Rold. n 
io very best: solid, nrltp, und tender, II H If JB t| 0W , reniforlo* It » most strikliig and 
0 eta, per 100, 00 per 1000. Mil Nhnwv variety fur either market or private 
j / unh. * It U entirely niild ami of moit cimI* 
MAJOR CLARKE’S lent flavor, uiul nuc of the holt keeper* dlirt 
r-w | my In I Ml Ing winter we h*v* ever known- 
rlNK, M / Hi oo ct8. per 100; £4.00 per 1000 . 
i far «■ flavor Ko#4, »bu refund pink va- Mr |H;/| rtw rtrvu 
rn are, aa a rule, much superior to the Ml 1 / ,H/el L.O N DO N K t U. 
o aorta. In our UUU of many varieties 1 III, [Fillj Wo liuvo trtc*<l to Impre#* upon eurcuN- 
have conBlflerv't thU, Major Clarke’s Mr ■ill tomers, for year*, thu superiority of the R«il 
i, to be mlw«lral»lo acijuUltlon to exist* 111 ) f IIV Celery over the W hite. ‘Not only that, n* a 
lists of CiUrltl, which, a* custnmerH 1TOV i 1. tlm rule, they arc butler flavored Mid moreerlup, 
v, la a leading ■ pc dully will! n«. ItUof V\ \. I f/l but that they uro hantler »n«l keep better 
lum growth) of atilf, clone habit, largo j jfjf during winter, The variety I.omlon Red in 
t, Iemarkahty aolld and rrlap, and of nue of the hurt rn liavk Over aeuu, ha\ Ing 
walnut flavor. m\vr? r«M|Uiail*» good qtinlln. 
0 cts. per 100; $6.00 per 1000. 60 eta. per 100\ $6.00 per 1000, 
Plants of any of above sent bv Express, on receipt of price ami safe arrival guaranteed, if 
io in transit iloes not exceed S days, or we will send u trial lot of 50 plants of each of 1 lie 
orts (800 in all) by Express for $1,115, and include f jrntia a copy of Peter J lender Mm'a Kasai/ 
rice. Ifi cts. I "On The. Groieino and jPreaervina of Peter// tor Whiter.” When desired, 
The Famous Peerless Traction Engine or Road Lo¬ 
comotive—The Domestic Upright Engine—Boilers— 
Saw-Mills, and the well-known Geiser Mell-regu- 
liiiing Grain Separator, &e. In flrst-elnssworkman¬ 
ship and material—Simplicity In construction nnd 
ease Of management, we challenge the world. Have 
won the Highest Premium ever offered In the U. S. 
<54X1 In Gold ut Cincinnati In 
Have never been beaten tn a test of merit. 
For Information In Dctull address 
THE 4.'BIKER Al'K’tl. 4 0. 
\Vuyn«‘nb4)i‘o. Frankllu t‘o , l’n. 
FORCE 
M orks easy and throws 
,n eonstant stream. 
lias Poreelnin Lined 
nml Brass Cylinders. 
Is easily set. Is the 
t’lioijM-st and Best Force 
I'llinp in tIi4 4 world lor 
Beep or Shallow Wells. 
Thousand* iti use in 
every part of the L’n I ted 
8tntcs. 
Never fr<‘ezes In winter. 
Send lor Circular and 
Prices, giving depth of 
well. 
I t « | sawing wood, and the running 
1a of light machinery generally. 
n OV Hit 2500 IN LSIi. 
Can be eJislly ope rated by nny- 
1 one nf ordinary Intelligence. 
Every Engine complete ready 
hi <o run as soon as received. No 
rJ Engine built so good and so 
ff'J 'W low tn price. Will give the 
lull power elnimed. 
1 |‘* ^2So" 
•* 11 o! 
Fine new Illustrated eatulogue sent on application 
J A ITI US LEFVia A 
IT LACONDA AYE., SPRlNQHE LD, 0. 
On Celery PlantH selected from this advertisement, to the amount of $10.00 
(in oue order),-we w ill send, without charge purchaser s choice of any one of our 
three books “Gardening for Profit,” “Practical Floriculture,” 
or “Gardening for Pleasure,”— the retail price of which is §1 50 each. 
When any of the hooks arc not desired, the value may he selected in Celery 
Plants of any kind. _ 
Our te Price Piet of Cabbaf/e. and Cauliflower Plants ami Seeds for Present 
whiff,' } now ready, anil mailed free oil application. Parties ordering from this udvertise- 
snt will please make remittance by Post Olllcc Order, Bank Draft, or Registered Letter. 
PETER HENDERSON * CO 
35 and 37 Cortlandt Street, New York 
MannfnctnrerM, 
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO- 
JOHNSON & FIELD 
E. WHITMAN. HONS «fc CO.’S 
YOUNG AMERICA GEARED 
We build the Famous “ HONAN/.A ” Thresher 
for Wheat, Oat., Flax, Clover, Peius, nnd all Seeds 
uud Urulu. Also the 
CORN AND COB MILL 
•MANUFACTURERS OF- 
FOR STEAM OR HORSE POWER 
Mr _ The only 
M mill 
sort 
vBv tlmi 
-h,i 
, Ml n9W grind 
A i i. a 
KTif Iff 
si-i I i.ih i'I 
hu. of chop 
perhour. Power required from4 to0horses. Price,$75. 
For particulars und circular address 
E. WHITMAN. SONS & CO., Baltimore, Md. 
EUREKA” REVOLVING STRAW-STACKER 
PORTABLE ENGINES 
These Celebrated Mills have long 
been used by the Farmers and most 
prominent Millers arid Grain dealers 
in the United Stales, who recom¬ 
mend them as being the bust Ma¬ 
chines ever produced for cleaning 
and grading Wheat, Barley, Oats, 
Corn and Heeds of every description. 
They do the work more perfectly 
and have greater Capacity than any 
other machines. <tt 
They are strongly built of the very 
best material, highly linlshed, and 
provided with Superior Attach* 
ments, Sieves, and are made hi three 
different Hikes, one for farm use, and 
two for Warehouse, Elevator and 
Millers' use. 
They are warranted to give sat¬ 
isfaction. 
Correspondence solicited and de¬ 
scriptive circular und price list sent 
free on application to 
JOHNSON & FIELD, 
RACINE, WI& 
of 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 18 and 21 Horse Power, nnd 
of all Klzcs. 
Special Inducements to responsible buyers for cash 
or on time. Descriptive Circulars free. 
RELIABLE AGENTS WANTED. 
Address 
ROBINSON CO., 
Mention this paper. Richmond, Ind. 
A 1ho VITRIFIED SALT-GLAZED STONEWARE HEWER PIPE, lor CULVERTS 
nnd SLUICES in ROADWAYS. 
Scud for Circular and Prices. 
JOHN LYTH & SONS, ItuHalo, IV. Y. 
