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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
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nmoxous 
The greatest composer—Sleep. 
Financiering vowels—I. O. U. 
The garment of a ghost must be a spirit 
’rapper. 
A man out West died in a bath tub. The 
verdict was death from inexperience. 
Life is a tiresome journey, and when a man 
arrives at the end he is all out of breath. 
“ I’d have people know I’m nobody’s fool,” 
said Fenderson. “ In other words,” remarked 
Fogg, “ you’re your own master.” 
A Missouri newspaper claims thal the hogs 
of that state are so fat that, in order to find 
out where their heads are it is necessary to 
make them squeal, and then judge by the 
sound. 
The remains of a man have been dug out of 
the ruins of Pompeii, with both hands resting 
on his sto'Uucb. The building in which he 
was found is supposed to have been a cheap 
restaurant. 
What Experience has Taught. —“In 
choosing a wile,” says an exchange, “ be gov¬ 
erned by her chin.” The worst of it is that 
after choosing a wife one is apt to keep on be¬ 
ing governed in the same way. 
“ So you are going to lecture?” inquired a 
friend of a musical professor recently. “ What 
on?’’ “ Well, if I am entirely sober, on my 
feet,” was the reply. “ That’s wrong,” was 
the response, “ Never give superficial talk 
on large subjects.” 
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itwjum Gold at Cincinnati in 1881). 
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Waynesboro, Franklin Co , Pa. 
FRUIT DRIERS. 
Retain the natural fruit and 
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The most rapid evaporation, 
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Made In all slues, for farm or 
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We also manufacture the best 
Evaporators for making 
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from elder, without sugar or auy 
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THE 
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and 
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