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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
SEPT 6 
muorous 
[PATENT APPLIED FOR, 
A New York girl has made $150,000 by a 
single oil transaction. A can of it exploded 
and killed her rich aunt.—Boston Star. 
At a medical examination a young aspirant 
for a physician’s diploma was asked, “When 
does mortification ensue?” “ When you propose 
and are rejected,” was the reply. 
Placing the “i;”“ United at last!” cried the 
Chicago bride and groom after a long court¬ 
ship. “Untied at last!” cried the Chicago 
bride and groom after a short matrimony. 
W hilk a doctor was visiting a sick woman 
in Rolandsville, Pa., two children poured out 
a pint of molasses into a silk hat, which he 
didn’t notice till be put the tile on his head. 
A man being asked what he had had for 
dinner, replied, “A lean wife and the ruin of 
man for sauce.” On beiug asked for an ex¬ 
planation, it appeared that his dinner consist¬ 
ed of a spare rib of pork and apple sauce. 
Clarence Fitz-IIerbert sends us a beauti¬ 
ful poem, beginning “I will wait for my love 
at beavven’s gate.” We think you are about 
right, Clarence. People who write that kind 
of poetry seldom get auy farther than the 
gate. You’ll probably continue to wait there 
long after the rest of us have passed on inside 
unless you reform and quit writing poetry and 
learn to spell heaven with one v.—Burlington 
Hawkeye. 
THE BOYS 
all say that it is the Captain. Guaranteed not to possess 
any horse or sulky motion. The body can be leveled to 
any sized horse without changing the harness. Lots of 
room; good seat and back, handy to get in and out of. 
Trices and Catalogue furnished free on application. 
H. A. MOYER , 
32, 33, 37, 3S and 39 Wolf St., Syracuse, N. \ • 
PULVERIZING HARROW, 
GLOD CRUSHER 
AND LEVELER. 
ACME 
ALL AGREE 
THAT 
'The judicious use s !aa Im¬ 
plement like the ‘ Acme' 
Pulverising Harrow, Clod 
Agents Wanted 
In 
Unoccupied Territory. 
'Crosber and Lcvcler, to the ” 
'preparation eftbe Soil, bo-" 
Tore eowingWinter grain, will increase 1 
'the yield from 0 to 10 Hollars per Acre. 
stir 1 - - ■ • ^' 
IT IS THE ONLY COMPLETE PULVERIZER, 
CLOD CRUSHER & LEVELER IN THE WORLD. 
FAIR PLAY. 
If your dealer does not keep the “ ACME ” for sale, don’t let him palm off an inferior tool 
on you by assuring you that he has something better, but SATISFY YOURSELF by ordering 
one ON 1'RIAL. We will seud it on trial, and if it does not suit, you may seud it back, we 
paying return freight charges. We don’t ask for money or Note until after you have tried it 
on your own farm. 
SEND FOR PAMPHLET CONTAINING HUNDREDS OF TESTIMONIALS FROM 44 
DIFFERENT STATES AND TERRITORIES. 
Bright’s Disease of the Kidneys, Diabetes 
and other diseases of the Kidneys and Liver 
which you are so frightened about, Hop Bit¬ 
ters is the only thing that will surely and per¬ 
manently prevent and cure. All other pre¬ 
tended cures only relieve for a time and then 
make you many times worse. 
Useless Fl ight. 
To worry about any Liver, Kidney or Urin¬ 
ary Trouble, especially Blight’s Disease or 
Diabetes, as Hop Bitters never fails of a cure 
where a cure is possible. We know this. 
NASH & BROTHER 
manufactory and principal OFFICE : 
Millington, New Jersey. 
TILLAGE IS MANURE” will also be sent to parties who 
BRANCH OFFICE: 
Harrisburg, Pa. 
N. B.—Pamphlet entitled 
NAME THIS PAPER. 
BOOMER STEAM ^ 
FORCE 
Works cany and thrown 
,a constant Ml ream. 
Mas Porcelain Lined 
and Brass Cylinders. 
Is easily set. Is the 
Cheapest and Rest Force 
Pump in the world for 
Deep or Shallow Wells. 
Thousands in nse in 
every part of the United 
States. 
Never freezes In winter. 
Send for Circular and 
Prices, giving depth of 
well. 
Seed Growers, 
Philadelphia. 
LANDRETH & SONS 
JHanufactarers, 
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO- 1 
FRUIT DRIER*. 
Retain the natural fruit and 
vegetable flavor. 
The mom rapid evaporation, 
with least fuel. 
Made In ail size*, for farm or 
factory use. 
We also manufacture the best 
Evaporator* for making 
APPLE JELLY 
from Cider, without sugar or auy 
foreign substance. 
Send for Descriptive Circulars 
and Testimonials. 
Vermont Farm Machine Co. 
Bellows Fulls, Ft. 
Seed, etc., broadcast or In drills. For illustrated cats, 
logne and full particular* mldreea the manufacturers. 
IUC.UP \ BURPEE H EG t o. Syracuse, N.Y. 
THE AMERICAN FRUIT DRIER, 
g. I _ Practical, 
ft?Portable 
Effective, Simple, llnruble uml heap. 
Especially adapted for the 
E operation of small Mill and 
Railroad Elevators,Funn Mills 
sawing wood, and the running 
of I 1 k ht machinery generally 
SOME 3000 1% USK. 
Cun be easily operated by any¬ 
one of ordinary UiteUlgeuee. 
Every Engine complete ready 
to run as soon as received. No 
Unglue built so good and so 
low in price. Will give the 
lull power claimed. 
The Only Perfect 
^ ii ;,t i" n L* 
AMERICAN M FILED., 
Wftyncsboru, Pn. 
In the Market 
It is the only Wheel Harrow that Is perfectly flexible— 
ull others require to be locked rigid, or hair rigid, to 
mukc them work 
It Is the only Harrow In which the gangs arc inde¬ 
pendent cither can 111 ami follow any Inequality 
without disturbing the other. In all other Harrows 
the gangs am tied together so that one eannot vi¬ 
brate without pulling the other along with It. 
It cuu he set at a sharper angle than any other Har¬ 
row, ami will thereby loosen ground that others 
will run over. If other Harrows could be set as 
sharp as ours they would slide Instead of turn, on 
account of the friction In thetr bearing. 
MANUt'AI I tlltr.P 1 <Y TIJK 
Address 
OUR CUT OFF ENGINE 
SAWMILL GAUGE 
V 0U iW 
Fine new Illustrated catalogue sent on application 
JAMES LEFFEL A CO., 
1 < LAGONDA AVE., SPKlNGflUO, 0 . 
ALLEN’S POTATO DIGGING PLOW. 
HIGGANVM, CONN, F. S. A. 
Manufacturers of Agricultural Implements of every 
description. 
The best In the market. Price *lli. Send for ctrcu 
lars. R. H. ALLEN & CO., 
Box 376. 189 and 191 Water St, NewYork 
Address, TAYLOR MFG. CO. 
ipiecue Mention thu Paper.) Chambersbura, Pa, 
n 
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ril I 01 ayTiyn The largest assortment in 
I ALL rLfln I mu. the country of the best Old 
and New Fruit and Ornamental Trees, Shrubs, Roses, 
Pieonles, Hedge Plants, etc. Abridged Catalogue 
mailed free. 
Cl I U/«ynCD ft DADDV Mt - H °P e Nurseries, 
CLLnANutn a DflnnT, Rochester, N. Y. 
THE BRADLEY 
ROAD CART. 
OrtnO Made and sold by us within a 
fcV/VJV/ year, all giving satisfaction. 
Pitrrt Qfwlno Weighing from 90 to 1110 lbs. 
I 1V6 iDljlGS, Price* from $50 to $80. 
Every owner of a Horse should TT! D T? 
send for our20 Pace Illustrated p K Hi hi 
Circular and Price List 
Special Freight Arrangements. 
BRADLEf & CO., Established 18S1. 
or EVERY KIND CHEAPER THAN EVER. 
Rifles,Shot Guns, Revolvers, Ammunition, 
Fishing Tackle, Seines, Nets, Knives, 
Razors, Skates, Hammocks, etc. 
Large Illustrated Catalogue FREE. 
Add x-ciaa* 
GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS, 
Pittsburgh. pa. 
CENTENNIAL 
FANNING MILL 
it has Two Slioi--.. it is in 11 ccliu^^^mptedto 
warehouse use. Send for descriptive Circular 
and Price-List. _ 
N. FREEMAN & SONS, Racine, Wis. 
OAKLAWN FARM, 
The Greatest Importing and Uroodinjf 
Establishment in the World. 
Percherou-Norman Horses 
WORTH $2,500,000.00 
l«n»ortPf1 from Kr»nri» and Rriui 
ftloeit ISIS, l»y 
if. \V. DUN IT AM, 
Wiyne, Da Page Co., lliitoit, 
li mile, W«l of Uhk»g», 
l&O&N mC.a N.-W.R'jr. 
Prices low for qual¬ 
ity of stock, and 
EVERY STALLION 
GUARANTEED A 
BREEDER. 
390 Imported the Past Throe Months. 
consisting of linest animals, with choicest pisll greets 
Registered in the Peroheron Bind Book or 1'ranee, 
and the 1' j-t-1 111 ri > i i-N or in an Stud Hook of the I alma 
States. Write for Free Illustrated Uataloguo ry. 
^ CHEAPESTS BEST MILL 
FOR FARMERS&ST0CK RAISERS 
SOLO UNOER S FULL CUARRANTEE 
TO GIVE ENTIRE SATISFACTION 
OR MO NCY REFUNDED. 
SEND FOR OUR CIRCULAR 
CHA^KA£SrNER«,C?G3S° CANALS! 
CHI CAflO, ILLS U SA. 
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mutrd III MB ln«UM, in (I lift* t»«*t 
nutip. MNk M/.L8 for tlulry 
mitj f»r(nrjt will* or wIUm-ui 
On* Churn «t *iiulrvalr, v*lirr«- nr hit?® 
no Aupni. MM UOSM.f Y‘.% < AHIWKT 
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B rUl'LTNkY, VkUMUST. 
