REATEST Agricultural 
Invention Of THE ACE I 
GO UP 
PENs 
The glazier is a conscientious artisan—he 
always takes panes with his work, but makes 
light of it nevertheless. 
The following notice is placed at the door of 
a ready-made clothing establishment;—Do not 
go somewhere else to be robbed; walk in here.” 
“Gentlemen,” said a farmer, writing to 
he chairman of an agricultural society, “ put 
me down for a calf.” And at the next show he 
got a prize. 
Woman as well as man is fond of hitting 
the right nail on the head: but when it hap¬ 
pens to be her finger-nail, her enthusiasm be¬ 
comes wild and incoherent. 
“I am speaking,” said a long-winded orator, 
“forthe benefit of posterity.” “Yes,” said 
one of his hearers, “and if you keep on much 
longer, your audience will be here.” 
Mistress (to applicant for cook’s position)— 
<l Why did you leave your last place!” Appli¬ 
cant.—"You’re very inquisitive, inarm. I 
didn’t ask you what for your last cook left you. ” 
“ I want you to put on a new pair of heels 
to those boots," said Dr. Ipecac to the shoe¬ 
maker. “Why don’t you doit yourself, doc¬ 
tor?” asked old Waxends. “II”replied the 
doctor, in astonishment. “Why; yes. Does 
not the Good Book say, ‘ Physician, heal thy¬ 
self 
THAT 
Unoccupied Territory. 
ITJIS THE ONLY COMPLETE PULVERIZER, 
CLOD CRUSHER & LEVELER IN THE WORLL 
FAIR PLAY. 
If your dealer does not keep the « ACME ” for sale, don’t let him palm off an inferior tot 
oL y S U AT A U r rm « U ^ a l he a**5® fiOQ i u j h j n £ better, but SATISFY YOURSELF by orderin' 
^ IA -b- . ,„, e v r i11 8011(1 tt on tna, » ua<i lf it does not suit, you may send it back w 
o t ^ n faiTO ght chargeS - We don,t for mone y or Note Until after you have tried 
SEND FOR PAMPHLET CONTAINING HUNDREDS OF TESTIMONIALS FROM - 
DIFFERENT STATES AND TERRITORIES. 
NASH & BROTHER, 
BRANCH OFFICE: MANUFACTORY AND PRINCIPAL OFFICE • 
Harrisburer, Pa. Millington, New Jersey 
NAME B flFsPAPER eDtifcled “ TILLAQE 18 MANURE” will also be seut to parties wh 
PUIVFRirrRARART CQWBINED 
Bsves 90 per cent. of the labor, and doubles the value 
of the Manure, one load spread In one.tenth the time 
benefltting the crop as rnurh ns two pitched out by 
hand. Indispensable as the Mower and Reaper. 
In the cotton sections It wilt save tho labor of half a 
dozonmen. Spreads Muck. Mar!, Ashes, Lime. Cotton- 
Seed, etc., broadcast or in drills. For illustrated cata¬ 
logue and full particulars address the manufacturers. 
KEMP dt BURPEE MFG CO. Syracuse, N.Y. 
‘Tlie judicious ub® o /an la-' 
'plement like the ■ Acme ’ ' 
‘Pulverizing Harrow, Clod ' 
'Crusher and Leveler, In the ' 
•preparation ef the Soil, he-' 
‘fore aowin jWintor grain, will Inor ease’ 
'theyield/roa 5 to 10 Dollars per Acre.' 
620 
J^muoruus. 
Bright' Disease, Diabetes. 
Beware of the stuff that pretends to cure 
these diseases or other serious Kidney, Urin¬ 
ary or Liver Diseases, as they only relieve for 
a time and makes you ten times worse after¬ 
wards, but rely solely on Hop Bitters, the 
only remedy that will surely and permanently 
cure you. It destroys and removes the cause 
of disease so effectually that it never returns. 
If Nearly Dead, 
after taking some highly puffed up stuff, with 
long testimonials, turn to Hop Bitters, and 
have no fear of any Kidney or Urinary 
Troubles, Bright’s Disease, Diabetes or Liver 
Complaint. These diseases cannot resist the 
curative power of Hop Bitters; besides it is 
the best family medicine on earth. 
AIbo VITRIFIED SALT-GLA/ED STONEWARE EWER FIFE, lor CULVERS 
Send for Circular and Prices. " ,,d SLlJIC]KS In «OADWAYS 
JOHN LYTH & SONS, Buffalo, N. Y. 
DIPHTHERIA 
CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS. 
JOHNSON’S ANODYNE; LINIMENT will posi¬ 
tively prevent these terrible disease*, and will cure nln. 
cases out of ton. Inform.Hun that will save many live., 
■ent free by mail Don’t delay a moment. Prevention b» 
better than wire. L a. Joaaegv A CX*., Uoixwa. Mam, 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
SEPT 45 
Made and sold by us within a 
year, all giving satisfaction. 
Pino Cfwl ftp Weighing from ftO to ICO lbs. 
r 1 Vmy lub, Price* from $50 to $ 80 . 
Every owner of a TTorse should tv tv tv tw 
send for our 20 Page Illustrated H rt H. H. 
Circular aud Price List "*■ J-iJ-i* 
Special Freight Arrangements. 
BRAOLEI! & CO., Established 1831. 
Five Styles, 
CENTENNIAL 
FANNING MILL 
it bus Two Shoos, n is cep,-, 
warehouse use. Send for descriptive Circular 
and Price-List. 
S. FREEMAN & SONS, Karine, Wis. 
OAKLAWN FARM, 
The Greatest Importing and Breeding 
Establishment in the World. 
Percherou-Norman Horses 
WORTH $2,500,000.00 
Import'd from Frooe' Mod Bred 
M. W. DUNHAM, 
Ways®, Da Pago Co., Illinois, 
85 uillrt W«l of Chicago, 
| Pdces low for qual- 
Hy 0 j stock, and 
, bOV] EVERY stallion 
Jil _GUARANTEED A 
BREEDER. 
390 Imported the Past Three Months. 
consialing of llrte.t animal*, with ctnloevt pedigrees. 
Registered In the Percberon Stud Doolc of Franco, 
and the Pereheron-Norronn Stud Hook of the Halted 
States. Write for Free Illustrated Catalogue ^ 
PENCILS. HOLDERS, CASES, Etc. 
THE CALLIGRAPHIC PEN 
A GOLD PEN and Rl’KHKK HOLDER, containing 
Ink for Severn) days' writing. Can be curried in the 
pocket, Alwuys ready for u«e. A luxury for persons 
who cure to preserve their Individuality In writing. 
MAUDS, TODD & HARD, 
Cor. Nussuu A Liberty Sts, New-Vork 
Send for Price-list. 
OUR GOODS ARE SOLD HY FIRST-CLASS DEALERS 
BOOKWALTBB ENGINE. 
Effective, Simple, Durable mid i heap. 
Especially adapted for the 
operation of small Mill and 
.JjLFLS-Jpj Railroad Elovators.FarmMlIls 
wEi fll/I V * sawlug wood, and the ruuulug 
of light, machinery generally 
Ml Amf; SOOTH 3000 IN CMC. 
WilLw Can be easily operated by any- 
jOT\' Sill ! one of ordinary lutelligeuce. 
Si' kvery Engine complete ready 
IlKT mvk.1 \ A\ to run us noon as received. No 
) aSh ffriujiCvr 0 knglno built MO good aud so 
afiar JL klwr \ ~w low in price. Will give the 
y- be* JBTlull power obi lined. 
a Uorsr.l’uwrr, g‘££0. 
Fine new Illustrated Catalogue seut on application 
J Amies LICIfK 1 CI, A CO., 
17 UQONDA AVI., SPRINGFIELD, 0. 
LION CUTTER. 
The best Ensilage 
and Fodder Cutter 
made. Also Gale’s 
Cylinder nndLever 
Cutter, and Gale’s 
Vegetable or Root 
Cutter—We make 
besides the old and 
popular self sharp¬ 
ening Feed Cutter. 
For full descrip¬ 
tion, send for Illus¬ 
trated circulars 
and Price List. Ad¬ 
dress 
THE BELCHER & TAYLOR AG’L TOOL CO. 
Name this paper. Chicopee Falls, Mas 
IN BARTON COUNTY. MO. 
Improved Parra—1,290 acres—Two miles from r 
road station. Fine dwelling, good barn, 6,Odd bear 
apple irecs, runulng water, part In cultivation, l 
unee In pasture; 8 feet vein of coal. 
Price $22k> per acre. A pply to 
BROCK, SCOT ILL & LEONARD, 
ileal Estate Agents, 
Lumur, Barton Co., Missour 
GOLD MEDAi., PARIS, 1878. 
BAKER’S 
Breakfast Cocoa, 
Warranted absolutely pun 
Cocoa, from which the excess ol 
Oil has been removed. It has three 
times the strength of Cocoa mixed 
with Starch, Arrowroot or Sugar, 
and is therefore far more economi ¬ 
cal. It is delicious, nourishing, 
strengthening, easily digested, aud 
admirably adapted for invalids at 
well as for person* In health. 
Sold by (tracers everywhere. 
W. BAKER & CO., DorcMer, Mass. 
Send for 
Circular 
■ 3OT-THE BOOMER STEAM”*! 
VAPORATOR 
T FOR sorghum cider® jelly; ALSO EIYYATOUS^^tTMI’UETc! 
OOMER & BOSJHERT PRESS CO.§X?o^SIE’. s N ,l'!!.r.?„'l; 
THE'LANDRETH” 
NEW WHITE WINTER 
Hardy, growth strong, «traw ettff, beardless, very productive. The Best White Winter Whent of re¬ 
cent Introduction. ifnabel, 95.50 ; Feck 81.50. No charge for boga. *n d for^nlplelnd^oillur 
pernp For tho .Merchant, Market fl *- ~ - 
WkClM Gardener, Private Family. UI 
Family. D. LANDRETH & SONS PlilliaUelnlilu! 
ROAD CART. 
GET 
THE 
A WHOLESOME CURATIVE. 
NEEDED IN 
Every Family. 
AN ELEGANT AND RE- 
► FRESHING FRUIT LOZ- 
ENGE for Constipation, 
X AN.Cillf/'A \ biliousness, Headache, 
/ rSF **)IV Gv/ \ Indisposition, &c. 
K^VfrFK ^SUPERIOR TO PILLS 
Y’ I # y and all other system- 
regulating medicines. 
■ M hi ifMiix TilK wIflK is small, 
I AtJ /TTla/F THK ACTION PROMPT, 
THK TASTE I>RT.ICYoP8. 
^ Lad tea and child ren 
Vprlce. 215 cents. Large box** BO c*nt*. 
_SOL D BY AI4e.DRUGG ISTS. 
THE BRADLEY 
