636 
SEPT 22 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
* 
A Western paper announces that upon the 
occasion of a recent boiler explosion in the 
neighborhood “ between three and four men 
were killed,” 
An Irish J udge, in reprimanding a prisoner 
who was accused of striking his wife with an 
ink bottle, remarked: “Ye moight have 
known it wud hev been loike to hatch mischief 
becaze it was with ink you-bate-’er.”— 
“ Johnny,” said the schoolmistress, “you 
have been a very naughty boy; now go and 
stand in the corner with your face to the wall 
until I tell you you may go to your seat.’’ 
“ Please, ma’am,” said Johnny, “ If I face 
to the wall I’ll have to turn my back to you 
and the scholars. Won’t that be rude ?' 
The losses by fire in the United States dur¬ 
ing the past two mouths have reached $17,- 
000,000. And yet the villainous-looking barn 
of the neighbor across the way, which faces 
our sitting-room window, still stands up in 
all its dismal ugliness, uprightly, uupainted 
uninsured and unbumed. Maybe its unin¬ 
suredness is what saves it.—Burlington Hawk- 
eye. 
The Autophoue Company conduct all of 
their correspondence by means of a type¬ 
writer. The company had occasion to send 
four or five letters to an agent ’way out in 
Wisconsin, and they were amused a few days 
ago to receive one from him closing with these 
words: “You needn’t print any more letters 
that you send me, for I want you to under¬ 
stand that I can read writing.” 
tt Uancou.$ (1 VJfftteio 9 . 
Can’t Get It. 
Diabetes, Bright’s Disease, Kidney, Urinary 
or Liver Complaints cannot be contracted by 
you or your family if Hop Bitters are used, 
and if you already have any of these diseases 
Hop Bitters is the only medicine that will pos¬ 
itively cure you. Don’t forget this, and don’t 
get some puffed up' stuff that will only harm 
you.. 
Answer This. 
Can you find a case of Bright’s Disease of 
the Kidneys, Diabetes, Urinary or Liver Com¬ 
plaints that is curable, that Hop Bitters has 
not or cannot cure? Ask your neighbors if 
they can.— Adv. 
ALLEN’S POTATO DIGGING PLOW. 
The best in the market. Price $13. Send for eircu 
lars. R. H. ALLEN & CO., 
Ilox 370. 189 and 191 Water St, NowYork 
LSTAltLISHKD 1 SIM. S't rATI NT t NO PAY i 
pfc I f PHfA obtained for MeclmnlcRl Device*, Cum* 
ryTI® pounds, Design# and Labels. AH prell- 
KR I F H I \ tnlimry examination a r* to patentability 
IQ 6 .1 of inventions free. Onr“Qul<l« lor Obtuiu- 
I k fl bll u V Iiht Patents ’Mr k«ii l fre* every where. 
AcMn .** LOl’ftt RAGGKU & VO. , Soli<• Horn of PAttnU, 
WASHINGTON, D. C, 
A*;.; 1 
HODDARP r.HURN 
g lU unparalleled MPffM attefct* 
| lit Rit«U. Matlr of wLlU* i«iu Jit 
I Hi or dtotU*** Intidr. Coy* r re* 
In an imtMnl, nn<( Iim ItfkL 
fmUaK tiA>|p. hi M! blZXN for dairy 
An<l faetorj, wUli o/ Yfltbooi polity». 
(ke lianid Mb . ale >r here wt have 
RoAfrnL KuK HUM.IMS LAID SET 
ckeImekv, dog ronjuttf, iu ni;u 
\ WOKV! Its, 1'iti.U, IU»VV*. Af., addfeft* 
ft A1C3ILST k 3T0DDA.BD MT'O CO. 
1) i'OLLTNtV, VtKBONT. 
LANE & BODLEY CO.. 
M ANITFACTURKRS OF 
Portable and Stationary 
STEAM ENGINES. 
And Steam Boilers of the best design, material and 
workmanship. Our smaller sizes especially adapted 
to 
Farm and Plantation Use. 
We manufacture six sizes of Saw Mills, with capac¬ 
ity of from Three to Fifty Thousand Feet per day, 
with One Saw. Send for special circular of our No. 
1 Plantation Saw Mill, which we sell for 
$ 200 . 
Illustrated Catalogues of our Machinery 
sent Free. 
LANE & BODLEY CO. 
.1 oh n and Wnter Sts.. Cincinnati. O. 
DRY GOODS 
BY MAIL. 
Delivered to any part of the United 
States at Boston prices. Catalogues 
sent free, also, wheu desired, sam¬ 
ples of dress goods, Silks, Woolens, 
from the largest aud finest stock 
lu the country. 
JORDAN,MAKSUD CO. , \ Boston, 
Jk p |k| TQ Wanted to sell my Watches 
VjI EL I’d I 9 Novelties etc. Sample 
O. M. HANSON. Chicago, Ill. _ 
Watch Free 
Made and sold by us within a 
year, all giving satisfaction. 
2000 
Finn ^Lulno ^ e *shing from 90 to 160 lbs, 
rive k)iyi6S} Price* from 950 to $80, 
Every owner of a TTorse should TTl T) TjlTJI 
aemt for our 20 Patffi Illustrated H K HiHi 
Circular and Price List ^ 
Special Freight Arrangements. 
BRADLEY & CO. • Established 1833. 
City Chap.—“I say Bub, are there any fish in this pond?” 
Bub.—T here may be, but I should think they was very small, because there was no water 
in that pond before the rain yesterday.” 
The Deal 
mill in the 
world. 11 
separates 
Oats,Cockle 
aud all foul <1 —4] 
stuff trom 0-^1 
wheat. ltisT 
also a Per- C, , . 
IV-ct Cleaner 
of Flax, Tim- Y 
otliy. Clover, ^* 
and all kinds 
ofHeeils. The 
THE MOYER ROAD CART 
[PATENT APPLIED FOR. 
provetnent 
THE BOYS 
i. Guaranteed not to possess 
1 he body eon be leveled to 
itigiug the hornets. Lots of 
handy to get in aud out of. 
lied free on application. 
The Greatest. Importing ami Breeding: 
Establishment in the World. 
Percherou-Norman Horses 
WORTH $2,500,000.00 
Imported from Frftnw *nd Bred 
i\ Nloee IhTfc, by 
s. M. W. DUNHAM, 
Wiyto, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
Vl\ 35 mile* Will of Chicago, 
r* * v . iv D 
32, 33, 37, 38 and 39 Wolf Si., Syracus e. N. Y 
PULVERIZING HARROW, 
OLOD CRUSHER 
AND LEYELER. 
ACME 
ALL AGBEE 
THAT 
The jullcious uso o f an tm-’ 
plemeat lire the * Acme ’ ” ^ 
Pulverltiae Harrow, Clod ” 
Crusher and Leteler, in the " 
crepitation of the Soil, be-” 
fore sowingWinter gruit. will Intuit: 
the yield from 5 to 10 Dollars per Acre, 
Prices low for qual* 
^WM', EVERY STALLION 
GUARANTEED A 
BREEDER. 
390 Imported the Past Three Months. 
consisting of tineHt aniroals. with choicest pedigrees. 
In the Percheron Stud Rook of r ranee, 
ond the pprcbenia-Nomiiin Stud Rook of the United 
States. Write for Free Illustrated Calaloguo NJ. 
Agents Wanted 
In 
Unoccupied Territory. 
REATEST Agricultural 
Invention of THE ACE 1 
IT IS THE ONLY COMPLETE PULVERIZER, 
CLOD CRUSHER & LEVELED, IN THE WORLD. 
FAIR PLAY. 
If your dealer does not keep the “ ACME ” for sale, don’t let him palm off an iuferior tool 
on you by assuring you that he has something better, but SATISFY YOURSELF by ordering 
one ON TRIAL, \Ve will send it on trial, and if it does not suit, you may send it back, we 
paying return freight charges. We don’t ask for mouoy or Note until after you have tried it 
on your own farm. 
SEND FOR PAMPHLET CONTAINING HUNDREDS OF TESTIMONIALS FROM 44 
DIFFERENT STATES AND TERRITORIES. 
WijFSPREADER^^S^ 
^^PULVERIZER&CARTCmNED 
Saves S>0 per cent of the labor, and double* the value 
of the Manure, nno load spread in one tenth the time 
henefitttng the crop o» mn. h a* two pitched out by 
hand. Itidispcuxnhlc an the Mower and Benner. 
In the cotton aeotlona It will enve the labor of half a 
dozen men. Spreads Muck. Marl, Ashen, Lime, Cotton- 
Seed, etc., broadcast or In drill*. For illustrated cata¬ 
logue and full particulars editress the manufacturers. 
KlOIl* .v IIMtPKK MI’G f’ft. Syrncuse, N.Y. 
NASH & BROTHER 
I PORTABLE 
FEED MILLS. 
Patentee nnd Mauufaetureroi 
Single and Double Mills 
MANUFACTORY AND PRINCIPAL OFFICE: 
Millington, New Jersey. 
TILLAGE IS MANURE” will also bo sent to parties who 
BRANCH OFFICE: 
Harrisburg, Pa. 
N. B.—Pamphlet entitled 
NAME THIS PAPER. 
Capacity, 3 to .to bushels per 
hour. Adapted to any suit¬ 
able power. Send for Circular 
and Testimonials, 
LEM IN S'l'KAVEK, 
York, Pa. 
VETERAN CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
\}A Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to one round 
. of Horse. 
CAPACITY OF 
SHELLER 
30 bushels pr hour. 
A LICHT POWER DRIVES iT. 
vwl Send for Circular. 
Power suited for Running 
Churns, Pumps and all light farm work. j^S||| 
Bf“ Write for Circulars. Address * 
SANDWICH MANUFACTUKING CO.. Sandwicff, Ill 
1 1 m \ m fl iT&m wji n <f;w 
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