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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
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Barney: “ Pat, do you think that Parnell 
will lree Ireland?” Patrick: “No, my boy, 
but Dimiy-inite!” 
A Kentucky woman has nearly reformed 
her husband by persuading him to use bottles 
of whisky as weights for the clock. The 
oftoncr he drinks the slower the clock goe , 
and the longer he lias to wait for his meals. 
Tije epitaph that went upon the tombstone 
of a man in Arizona who loved his neighbors' 
horses not wisely but too well, read as folio ws: 
“ He was pretty mean in some respects—but 
then, .he was meaner in others.” 
Inductive Reasoning.— Mr. Williams: 
“Yes. Miss Frost, 1 always wear gloves at 
night: they make one’s hands so soft.” Miss 
Frost: “Ah! And do you sleep with your 
hat on ?” 
Overcoats will be worn double-breasted 
this Winter. If you have grown thin through 
poverty, you can sew another row of buttons 
on your single garment and fold it over far 
enough to make things meet. 
What puzzles me,” said Biggs; “is how the 
Paxtons get along. Wbat in time are you 
laghing at?” he added, seeing a smile on Fogg’s 
face. “ Nothing,” replied Fogg, “ only I was 
thinking how funny it was that Paxton should 
have made thesame remark aboutyou.” “ O, 
lie did, did he? I always knew Paxton for a 
meddlesome busybody. He’d better attend 
to his own affairs.” 
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