THE 
Great American 
COMPANV 
THE BRADLEY 
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When the leaves fall, the Fall leaves. 
An old fogy paper in this city asserts that 
American humor is now represented by a 
dozen paragraphers This remarkable state¬ 
ment will make several hundred pencil-push¬ 
ers wild with curiosity to know if they are 
among the elect. 
A BOY was making a great racket on his 
drum in front of a house. “Little boy," said 
a lady, “you must not drum here; there is a 
lady sick in this house." “Well,” said the boy, 
“I wish I was a doctor. There’s somebody 
sick in every house in town." 
“Well,” said a young M. D. just from col¬ 
lege, 1 ‘I suppose the next thing for me to do is 
to hunt for a good situation and then like 
Patience on a monument wait for something to 
do? “Yes,” chimed in a bystander, “and not 
long after you begin, the monuments will be 
on the patients.” 
People who sit around and do nothing but 
applaud the good deeds of others generally 
make more noise than the real workers, and 
usually imagine that they are performing 
most of the labor. When a quiet, industrious 
beu lays an egg, the roosters and biddies that 
don’t lay do most of the cackling. 
Wherever the chestnut crop is abundant 
we naturally expect to hear of broken limbs. 
A jingler puts it thus: 
Little boy. 
Chestnut tree, 
Scrambles up, 
Full of glee. 
Two limbs break, 
Boy’s head swims; 
Down he falls— 
Breaks two limbs. 
Made and sold by us within a 
year, all giving satisfaction. 
Fiun Qfxxlno Wei £ hin s froin 00 to iso lbs. 
I 1V (a iDLjf HsOj Prices from $50 to $80. 
Every owner of a TTorse should TTiTiTTlTil 
send for our‘20 Page illustrated H rv H. H. 
Circular and Price List 
Special Freight Arrangements. 
BRADLEY & CO. ■ Established 1833. 
ki FOP Tl‘.E lU'kAL Ai-Y 
lOK-AVs 
BULLY FOR HER. 
Gent from the City. —“Say my good girl, do you think it would be safe for me to cross 
that field?” 
Farmer’s Daughter. —“Well, the old bull don’t like red very much, but if you will chalk 
your nose I guess he won’t attack you.” 
THE MOYER ROAD CART 
PATENT APPLIED FOR. 
PiiffllanMUiai 3Mm1i£iag 
THE BOYS 
Humbugged Again. 
I saw so much said about demerits of Hop Bitters, 
and my wife who was always doctoring, and never 
well, teased me so urgently to get her some. X con¬ 
cluded to be humbugged again: and I am glad I did, 
for In less than two months' use of the Bitters, my 
wife wus cured, and she has remained so for eighteen 
months since. I like such humbugging—H. T., St. 
Paul.—Pioneer Press. 
Kalamazoo, Mich.,Feb. 2,1880. 
I know Hon Bitters will bear recommendation 
honestly. All who use them confer upon them the 
highest encomiums, and give them credit for making 
cures—all the proprietors claim for them. I have 
kept them since they were first offered to the public. 
They took high rank from the first, and maintained 
It. and are more called for than all others combined. 
So long as tbe.y keep up their high reputation for 
purity and usefulness. I shall continue to reeom- 
rueud them—something I have never before done 
with any other patent medicine 
all say that it is the Captain. Guaranteed not to possess 
any horse or sulky motion. The body can be leveled to 
any sized horse w ithout changing the harness. Lots of 
room; good seat and lack, bandy to get in and out of. 
Prices and Catalogue furnished free on application. 
H. A. MOYER, 
32. 33, 37* 38 and 39 Wolf St., Syracuse, N. Y- 
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Satisfactory references given. For Illustrated 
Book address, Osgood & Co., Binghamton, N. Y 
KEMP’S MANURE SPREADER, 
CORN SHELLER and ONE HORSE POWER 
% Revolutions of Tumbling Rod to ono round 
of Horse. 
/njr/S&p CAPACITY OF 
SHELLER 
30 bushels pr hour. . 
1^ 1 1 ir *° Percent- c»f labor, anu 
\ * ■* ■ ■ *, | j,intiMr«» the value oi the 
Is yStff— . . in An me. Spreads evenly 
W \m/ J|\C : m all klnr1;»r.ftnunuiebroad* 
W <>r it*drill, in one-tenth 
the t ’me required by baud. 
Illustrated Catalogue and full particulars to 
BUU1’K1£ MTU CO.) Syracuse, OmmdAgo Co., N. V 
OAKLAWN FARM, 
The Greatest Importing ami Breeding: 
Establishment in The World. 
Percliero n - Nonu an Horses 
WORTH 82,500,000.00 
Imported from Franco aod Bred 
Ijk ftlncc 1873, by 
31. W. DU39HAJML 
Waycs, Da Page Co., Illinois, 
£6 Billet West of Chicago, 
THE AMERICAN FRUIT DRIER, 
g, 8 Practical, 
SSJrs Portable 
Power suited for Running 
Churns, Pumps and all light farm work. 
fW~ Write for Circulars. Address 
SANDWICH MANUFACTURING CO., Sandwich, HI 
J Correct Prlncl- 
S98 » los - u Correctly 
’ truted Catalogue 
giving much 
vuluable Infor¬ 
mation frer. 
A ME It 1C AN MFG.CO., 
Waynesboro. Pa. 
Prices low for qual* 
ity of stock, and 
EVERY STALLION 
GUARANTEED A 
BREEDER. 
Address 
TO HORSE OWNERS! 
t OOMBAULT’S 
CAUSTIC 
BALSAM 
SW~THE GREAT FRENCH-OS 
VETERINARY REMEDY! 
Also VITRIFIED SALT-GLAZED STONEWARE SEWER PIPE, tor CULVERT 
and SLUICES in ROADWAYS 
Send for Circular and Prices. 
JOHN LYTH & SONS, Buffalo. N. Y. 
390 Imported the Past Three Months. 
consisting of finest animals, with choicest, pedigrees. 
Registered in the Percheron Hiud Book of France, 
and the Pereheron-N orman Stud Book of t he United 
States. Write for Free illustrated Catalogue jx. 
GOOD NEWS 
TO L ADIES! 
Greatest Inducements ever of¬ 
fered. Now's your time to get up 
orders fur our celebrated Tea. 
mid < nflVi-a.nmi secure a beauti¬ 
ful Gold Band or Moss Rose China 
Ten Set, or Handsome Decorated 
■ I 1*1 iM?l| * 1 1 mtiiiiri'im; i V 
Cold Band Moan Rogr Dinner Bel, «»r Gold Rand Moss 
Decerned Toilet Sei For full iwirtii-iibir* nddress 
THKOnUtTAMI Itim TLA t o., 
H O. Box 289. 31 ami 33 X e,ey M., New iork. 
Prepared b\j J. I'. OOMBA t'LT, rx- Veterinary Suryton 
of the Stench Onurrt.vtrnt Stud. 
Huh bent in prominent tiae in ill.; best Vet¬ 
erinary Practice of Eiirupe tor the 
pant Twenty Years. 
N DCITJJ —- ALONG THE- 
DEL I KANSAS DIVISION U. P. R’WAY 
ISINC WOOL CROWING 
mer and W.'.nter. Unsurpassed for Climate, Grasses, Water 
/HEAT FRUIT 
,000,000 W heat. The Best in the Eastern Market. 
B. M C ALLASTER Land Commis'r. Kansas C:*v M- 
CHEAP FARMS 
Near Iflnrkets. 
The State of Mtclilgan lias more than 4,500 miles 
of railroad and 1.601' miles of Lake tran-nortutlon, 
schools and churches In every county, public build 
iDgs all paid tor. and no debt. Its soli and climate 
combine to produce large crops, and It Is the best 
fruit State In the Northwest. Several million acres 
of unoccupied and fertile lands are yet in the market 
at low prices. The Slate has Issued a NEW PAM¬ 
PHLET containing n map and descriptions of the soli, 
crops and general resnure.es of evttry county In the 
Stale, which may be had free of charge by writ'" v 
to the COMM'R OK iMMUJttA'lIOK, DETROIT, MlCH. 
A SPEEDY, POSITIVE & SAFE CURE 
For Curb, Splint, Sweeny. Capped Hock, Strained 
Tendons, Founder, Wind Puffs, all Skin Diseases or 
Parasites, Thrush, all Inflammations, nil Throat Dif¬ 
ficulties, all Lameness from Spavin, TUuKbone, and 
other bony tumors. Iteiuovm all Iltiilebee or Blem¬ 
ishes, and many Otherdlsc.iua-s and ailments of Iiorsea 
and Cattle. Far superior to a blister or cauterization 
In its buneflehd cffocta, never leaving sear or blemish. 
WE GUARANTEE 
■will produce more actual result8 than a whole bottle 
of any liniment or spavin cure inUtnro ever made. 
Every bottle of ( At STIC HAINAN sold U 
warranteil iu fflvr •«ittinfliction. Price ig 1.50 
per bottle. 861a by druKtflflt*, or Bent, by express, 
cliiLrtfOH paid, with full directions for its ubo. 
LAWRENCE, WILLIAMS So CO. 
CLEVELAND, OHIO, 
Sole Importer* tt Proprietor* for tft* U. S. and Canada. 
SAwryriiiyro threshers, 
MILLS, EII131 II Ed Horse Powers, 
(For u.11 section* ana purposes.) Write for Free Pamphlet 
and Prices to The Aultiuuu <fc Taylor Co., Manstteld, Ohio. 
G ENESEE VALLEY FAUM.S FOR SALE.—Some of 
the finest Residences la the Valley, near It. R 
Inquire soon of JOHN HHELDoN, 
Fort Collins, Colorado. 
AGENTS m Siimtf n 
. CLIPPER SAFETY LAMPS, 
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TON, VliltCliNlYHS, 
MOOHE’H KAULY.J MI'. 
FFKKQN, EARLY V IC¬ 
TOR, BRIGHTON, 
We will send you a watch nrachain 
BY MAIL DR EXPRESS. U. O D., to be 
examined before paylngany money 
and I f not aaUafactory, rr lurned at 
lour expense.. We manufacture all 
our watches and BaveVon 30 i>cr 
cent. Catalogue of 250 styles free. 
Evert Watob WiKRASTEi*. Aodbkss 
STANDARD AMERICAN WATCii CO., 
PITT8B0H0H. i'A. 
i/fflwu JJi 5 14,1,1 ollr other household urti 
B/afa Ai > 7U i I'les. The best go) ling articles 
HSU4 ever «,ut on the nmrkei. Big 
41- <&. Profits(ougenis. 1'orSamples 
14,1,1 Terms, addregg the 
CLIPPER M’F’C CO., 
m (LIMITED.) 
No.288Walnui t.,Cincinnati, O. 
Also other Small Fruits,and all older varie¬ 
ties Grapes, Kxtraqoaiity. Warraaled true. 
Cheap \)j mall. Low Rate* to Dealers. 
