Lu »'• 
SCALES, 
aiBLET’S SEEDS 
J in ion Thresher Separator and Cleaner, 
■reinimn Farm Grist Mill, Feed Cutters, 
etc PP~Write for Descriptive Catalogue FREE. 
W.L. BOYER Sf Jilt((., 1’bilutlelphiu, Pa. 
nmoxons. 
A WHOLESOME CURATIVE. 
NEEDED IN 
Every Family. 
. r AN ELEGANT AND RE- 
FRESHING FRUIT LOZ- 
ENGE for Constipation, 
i/V \ Biliousness, Headache, 
f\ v i \ Ar/t \ indisposition, Ac. 
A cct-superior to pills 
irSE v. *y mid all other system- 
Cljy regulating medicines. 
. * mhm T11K ilOS E IS SMALL, 
T THE ACT TON PROMPT, 
X w TRETASTE DELICIOUS, 
^ Ladies and children 
r^Prlce, 25 cant*. Large box**, 50 cent*. 
SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS. 
What a curious thing the English language 
is I We speak of the late Mr. Smith who 
died a year ago, and of the late train which 
has not arrived on time. 
Whoever doubts that the newspapers have 
a mission should enter a car and see how use¬ 
ful they are to men when a fat woman with a 
big basket is looking around for a seat. 
A basso-pbofundo singer has lost his place 
in a Chicago choir because his voice breaks. 
The music committee are members of a 
champion nine ; they think wheu a man is off 
his base he ought to be put out. 
Scene : A Sunday-school. Young lady 
catechising the children on the Plagues of 
Egpyt.—Y. L. : “ And what became of the 
plague of locusts '< ” A pause. Then small 
boy at bottom suddenly : “ Please, miss, I 
know ! John the Baptist eat them.” 
One pleasant day last summer a clergyman 
repaired to a sequestered part of a wood to 
enjoy a quiet smoke all by himself. A mem¬ 
ber of his congregation discovering him in the 
act, sarcastically asked if he was offering up 
incense to Satan, to which the clergyman an¬ 
swered : “Yes ; hut I didn’t know he was so 
near.” 
Some people seem to like to hang out the 
signs of dist ress. Don’t imagine they are in 
pain. Our little four year-old boj T , who cries 
easily, often says , “I like to cry.” “ Am I 
hurting you,” asked a dentist of a lady whose 
teeth he was filling and who was groaning 
horribly. “Oh, not in the least ; I love to 
groan,” said she. 
THE BRADLEY 
Pi.relittnjfflUjs gtdimtiiSiiafl. 
One Experience from Many. 
I have been sick and miserable so long and 
had caused my husband so much trouble and 
expense, no one seemed to know what ailed 
me, that I was completely disheartened and 
discouraged. In this frame of mind I got a 
bottle of Hop Bitters and used them unknown 
to my family’. I soon began to improve and 
gained so fast that my husband and family 
thought it strange and unnatural, but when i 
told them wliat had helped me, they said, 
“Hurrah for Hop Bitters! long may they 
prosper, for they’ have made mother well aud 
us happy.”—The Mother, 
Lady Bkautifiers,— Ladies, you cannot 
make fair skin, rosy chocks, and sparkling 
eyes with all the cosmetics of France or beau- 
tifiers of the world, while in poor health and 
nothing will give you such rich blood, good 
health, strength and beauty as Hop Bitters. 
A trial is certain proof. 
This power easily folds up out of the way when not In use. Just the thing every farmer wants that has 
feed tocut, corn to shell, or anything one or two horses cun do. Agents wanted. Send for circular, ‘Ahorse 
Power Jack Belt and IS l’eet flat Belt, SIC: 1 horse Power, $55.00 
SMITH «& WOODARD, Manufacturers, Kalamazoo, Mich. 
CANDOR. 
Pastor (who was preparing his Pupils for Confirmation). “Now, my Boy, tell me, who 
is y r our Spiritual and Ghostly Enemy?” ' 
Pupil (after painful hesitation). “Please, Sir, you are, Sir!”—Fun. 
Mam’s Ban Floor Horse Power. | 
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716 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
OCT 27 
ROAD CART. 
Made and sold hy ns within a 
year, all giving satisfaction. 
F,\ r n Qfulno Woi K Uin S from 90 to lfiO lbs. 
I 1V b l3Lj Ibbj Price* from $50 to $80. 
Every owner of a Horse should tut\ T7|T7| 
sendforonr20 Page Illustrated H K H, H, 
Circular and Price List 
Special Freight Arrangements. 
BRADLEY & CO. ■ Esttthlished'lSai. 
PENCILS) HOLDERS. CASES, Etc. 
THE CALLIGRAPHIC PEN 
A GOLD PEN aud RUBBER HOLDER, containing 
ink for several days' writing. Can he carried in the 
pocket. Always ready for use, A luxury for persons 
who care to preserve their individuality in writing. 
M A HIE, TODD «& HARD, 
Cor. Nassau dt Liberty Sts. New-York. 
Send for Price-list. 
OUR GOODS ARE SOLD BY FIRST-CLASS DEALERS 
TO HORSE OWNERS! 
t GOMBAOLT’S 
CAUSTIC 
BALSAM 
W~THE GREAT FRENCH - *! 
VETERINARY REMEDY! 
Prepanul by J. K. GOMBA L'LT, ex^Veterinary Suryeon 
of the french Government Stud, 
Has been tu prominent use in the best Vet¬ 
erinary Practice of Europe lur the. 
past Twenty Years. 
A SPEEDY, POSITIVE & SAFE CURE 
For Curb, Splint, Sweeny. Capped Hock, Strained 
Teudous, Founder, Wind Puffs, all Skin l)i sense* or 
Parasites, Thrush, ull Inflammations, all Throat l)lt- 
flcultib*. nil Lame ness frotn Spavin, Ringbone, and 
other bony tumor*. Removes all Bunches or Blem¬ 
ishes, laid many other dl seam* and ailnietitsof Horses 
and Cattle, Ear superior to a blister Or cauterization 
in its beueilcial effects, never leaving scar or blemish. 
WE GUARANTEE 
will produce more actual results than a whole bottlo 
of any liulrnout or spavin euro mixture ever made. 
Every lxittle oT I’AlWIt' HAL* AM sold 1« 
warranted mifivesniwlnetimi. Price SI.50 
i>er bottlo. .Sola by druggists, or sent by express, 
charges paid, with full directions for its use. 
LAWRENCE, WILLIAMS & CO. 
• CLEVELAND, OHIO, 
Sole Importer* ct I-roprUtor* for the U. 3. and Canada. 
THE VERMONT SUGAR,; 
EVAPORATOR. 
Evaporates sap faster with less labor l- 1 ;-' 1 
making more and better Sugar with great- Ik 1 -! ' 
er economy In _S, -a 
fuel than any »*r-ryr*r-^r-"— ~Y YSfeSl 
other, also 
APPLE H I 
JELLY 
From s weet SH - r — 
cider wlthou, 
the udditlou of 1 
Sugar or any foreign substance. Send for circulars. 
VT. FARM MACHINE CO. 
HcIIowm Falls, Vt. 
Satisfactory references given. For Illustrated 
Book address. Osgood & Co., Binghamton, N. Y 
KEMP’S MANURE SPREADER, 
.. PULVERIZER 
ami PART (UM1II.N I II. 
, T •.-—S2Y_!i,}\\ Grv.iti-'.i Agricultural in- 
rvafjL t Ynti 1 "', i T . * m vtvJi'a \ ventloa vf the ' /.e Saves 
- itr-;--;.. ,;*// per cent ,»l l..tT, and 
* -jt - j' Innl.lrH tin: v due of til* 
—a-tx-s ,-y 1 JIM inuie. Spu ids evenly 
v |v!f 'law all klndaof nwmirv tn.,»d» 
r \m vlcutorindHlI,inone-tciuh 
the ume required by hand. 
d for Illustrated Catalogue and full particulars to 
QIBLEY’S SEEDS . k 
o^^LL PLANTS, for ALL CROPS, for ALL CLI-/L 
MATES. All uro tested; only the best sent out. 'jl, \ TV /TV 
Grain and Farm Seed Mnnii.il; History and best methods fl I) I V ' 
of culture of Grams, Root Crops, Grasses, loader Crops, Tree rfrhijr;' sx 2 I 
Planting, etc. only lQela. Annunt Catalogue and Price I Jet of pQQU SEEDS, 
several thouenud varieties, FKICIC. 
HIRAM SIBLEY St CO, Rochester, N.Y, Chicago. IH 
■■1 PEDIGREE 
RFFnRI 
THE U. S. MAIL BRINCS US TO YOUR DOOR! 
The most extensive Seed Growers In America. Founded 1781 . Drop ns a Postal Card 
for onr FRIOKD CATALOGUE. Address simply LANDHETH, PHILADELPHIA- 
JPHTHERiA 
THE UNION HORSE-POWER 
fiu the Largest Track Wheels. DOUBLE GEAKED. 
No Hodn«(‘hilled BcuringM 
and LEVEL TREAD 
CROUP, ASTHMA, BRONCHITIS.) 
JOHNSON’S ANOUYNK LINIMENT Will port-) 
tlvely prevent those terrible disease*, and will cure nln* 
cases out of ten. Information that will save many lives, 
sent free by maff Don't delay a moment. Prevention la 
better than urn. L ff Jormsox A Go-. Bovin*. Maia. i 
me PONY SAW MILL 
A LICHT POWER DRIVES . T. 
Send for Circular. 
CHANDLER 
& TAYLOR, 
i Indianapolis, Ind. 
KANSAS 
THE GOLDEN BELT ” 
--ALONG THE- 
KANSAS DIVISION U. P. R’WAY 
I STOCK RAISING WOOL CROWING 
BuffaloGrass Pasture Summer and Winter. Unsurpassed for Climate, Urttsses, \Y ater 
CORN and WHEAT „ FRUJT „ 
170,000,000 bus. Com. 35,000,000 Wheat, The Best m the Eastern Market. 
Pamphlets and Maps free. B. M C ALLASTER .and Commis’r, Kansas Citv, Mr 
, CHICAGO SCALE CO. 
2 TON WmON SCAI.K, WO. 3 TOX, *50. 
,4 Ton $tiO. Beam Box Included. 
240 1b. FARMER'S SCALE, 85. 
Thn ••blitle Deti-clive." Vt to & lb. 13. 
800 OTIIBK SIZKS. Ilc.lut< "l i'llIt'K LIST KUKK. 
FOB&ES, TOOLS. &c. 
BPS1 HIKUK HUIIK FOR 1,101 IT WOKS, *10. 
fOU>. Auvlland If It of Tool*. 11810. 
Former, .n,. time ami money o,l,i job*. 
BlownrH. Anviln. Vice'* A Olbor Articles 
AT IdHVKSTrKICKS, WIIULK&tfK A RETAIL. 
j THE 
GreatAmerican 
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Company, I 
GOOD NEWS 
to LADIES! 
Greafe.r induccmuiitH ever of- 
ferud. Now’s your tune to gel up 
order* fuf nureelebruted Tea* 
and Cuflee*, and secure a beauti¬ 
ful Gold Baud or Moss Rose China 
Ten Set. or ITsinilsoino Decorated 
Gold Band Moss Rose Dinner Set, or Gold Band Mose 
Decor-lied Toilet Set. For foil particular* address 
THU OKF..YT AM FKK'AXTf.V f<)., 
P. O. Box 2SII. 31 and S3 Vesey St., Nov fork. 
CHEAP FARMS. 
Near Market*. 
The State of Michigan has more than 4,500 miles 
of railroad and 1,600 miles Of bnke transportation, 
schools andehurelies Ju every county, public build 
lugs all paid for. and no debt. Its soil and climate 
combine to produce large crops, aud II Is the best 
fruit State in the Northwest. Several million acres 
of unoccupied and fertile land* are yet in the market 
at low prices. The t-tate ha* issued ft NEW PAM¬ 
PHLET containing a map and dencrlptlOhs of the soil, 
crops and general resources of every county In the. 
State, which may be had free of charge by writing 
to the Co mu u ok 1mmk.ka.ti ox, Detroit, Mich. 
“THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST.” 
sawemnUCC threshers, 
MILLS, CIlUllllld^dmEis, 
iFor al 1 section s and till eposes/) W rl te for F r„n Pamphlet 
and Puces to The Aujttmau A Taylor Co., M&ustUdd, Ohio. 
We will send you a watch oraunam 
Bf MAIL Oft EXPRESS. 0.0 D.tobe 
examined beforepaylug any money 
and If not satisfactory, returned at 
our expense. We manufacture all 
our watches and save\ou 30 per 
cent. Catalogue of 2&n styles free. 
Ev*rt W.tou Wa«ji*ktkd. Anr.ucM 
STANDARD AMERICAN WATCH CO., 
1TTTSBUROU. PA. 
