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An exchange tells how lawn mowers may 
be repaired. Up to date, however, no one 
has given a recipe for repairing the man who 
shoves the lawn mower. 
During these hot spells let the horses go to 
the watering places. Yes, to the watering 
places. And let them go quite often. By the 
watering places we mean the troughs—not 
Saratoga or Long Branch. 
Mistress: “There it goes again. Mary, do 
you see that, door?” Maid: “Yes’um.” “Well, 
you have left it open. Were you brought up 
in a sawmill?" “Nome; Ihasallerslived with 
families as could afford door springs.” 
“There was countless millions of mosqui¬ 
toes down on the marsh to day," said Johnny. 
“Johnny," said mamma, “don’t exaggerate.” 
"I don’t zaggerate, ms; there was countless 
millions, for Jimmy Brown and me counted 
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A little girl who, a few days ago, saw a 
Woodruff palace car for the first time, 
was spelling the words on it, and when she 
came to Woodruff, said to her papa, “What do 
they put that on there for, don’t all cars have 
a wood ruff?" 
“Wilful Waste makes woful Want.”— 
The Vicar’s Daughter: “Here’s some beautiful 
new foolscap papa has sent you to cover the 
jam pots, cook." Cook: “Ob, it is a pity to 
waste that, miss. Some of master’s old ser¬ 
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Featherly was making an evening call, 
and the Revised Edition was being discussed. 
“In the new Bible that pa brought home,” 
said Bobby, joining the conversation, “sister 
is four years younger than she was in the old 
one. Is that what is meant by the Revised 
Edition?" 
In a primary school not long ago, the teach¬ 
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of the uses of the hyphen. She wrote on the 
blackboard, “Birds-nest," and pointing to the 
hyphen, asked the school, “What is that for?” 
After a short pause a small Fenian piped out, 
“Plaze, ma’am, for the burd to roosht on.” 
A good deacon of one of our city churches 
meandered along one of the docks last Sunday, 
and. noticing a crowd of boys fishing, he com¬ 
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Sabbath. In the middle of his speech he 
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you’ve ^ot a Lite,” to a small boy whose atten¬ 
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nature was too strong for him. 
The minister was struggling to put on a 
new four-ply collar, and the perspiration was 
starting froacevery pore. “Bless the collar,” 
he ejaculated. “Oh, yes, bless it. Bless the 
blessed collar.” “My dear,” said his wife, 
what is your text for this morning’s sermon?” 
“F-fourteenth verse, f-flfth-fifth Psalm/ he 
replied in short gasps. “The w-words of his 
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