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Deer at auy price—venison. 
An epitaph for a boatman—Life is oar. 
State prison convicts are like the hairs of 
the head, because they are all numbered. 
A man never wants to laugh when a fly 
lights on his nose—neverthelesss be is tickled. 
“If you marry a red-headed woman with a 
fiery temper, my son, sheol make it hot for 
yon.” 
Timid Buyer: “Is the horse shy or timid?” 
Seller: Not a bit of it. Why, he sleeps all 
alone in his stable.” 
“Courtin,” sajs Artemus Ward, is like 
strawberries and cream—wants to bo did slow 
—then you got the flavor. 
A COLORED boy the other day swallowed 
three quarters he had iu his mouth, and is now 
a “cloud with a silver lining.” 
Cucumbers sliced are said to remove freck¬ 
les. This is not wonderful. They have been 
known to “remove” whole families. 
“How did you know I was a granger?” 
“By the way your mouth opens every time 
you see anybody spend a dollar.” 
A Connecticut cow swallowed iiOO hair 
pins the other day without injury. What be¬ 
came of the young lady is not stated. 
An umbrella, with a pistol at the end of the 
handle, has been iu vented. The old-1 asbioned 
umbrella “goes off” easy enough for us. 
A young lady out in Indiana has invented 
a piauo-stool that will rent the back. It isn’t 
the back that suffers most from piano-playing. 
First Dude: “The Smith girls have beauti¬ 
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“Ah, Yes, bah Jove, about million between 
them, I think.” 
Landlady: “The pipes are burst, and the 
water is all over the bouse.” Boarder: “Yes, 
I’ve uoticed it.” “Did you? Where?” “In 
the soup." 
Dumb pianos are all very well in their way, 
but what we want to see is a piano that has 
self-respect enough to hit back at the man 
who pounds it. 
A BURLINGTON girl has an album in which 
are preserved the photographs of all the young 
gentlemen who have flirted with her. She 
calls it hor “rogues’ gallery.” 
“How long does this train stop for refresh¬ 
ments asked a traveler us he entered a railroad 
station iu Georgia. “It depends on how hungry 
de conductah am.” said the waiter. 
Judge: “The matter is, that the rotten 
thing is full of moths, you miserable-do" 
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HOLSTEIN CATTLE. 
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A *Every Animal 
Selected by 
in this a Member of the 
Country. 
Firm in Person. 
Over thirty yearly records made In this herd average 14,919 Jbs. 5 ounces; average age of cows lk years. 
In 1881 our entire lierd of mature cows averaged 14.1M lbs. 15 ounces. In 1**9 our entire herd of eight three- 
ear-olds averaged 12,388 lbs. 9 ounces. April 1, 1884. urn cows lu this herd had made records from 14.0W) to 
ir. ivts lbs. 6 8-|0 ounces. For the year ending .Tune, 1884. five mature cows averaged 1 >,(i2l 
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