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THE RURAL SEW VOKKO. 
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It treats of Hkai.tii, Tlvunoxu, and Physical Culture, 
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• -■-" >r from nervous.exhaust 
Every $uh;|rot that beais. 
Men look in the glass as often as do women. 
Bat the glasses are not the same. 
“No, ’ replied a college youth, with a sigh— 
“no, Dolpb, I haven’t change for a five; but I 
should like very much to have a five for a 
change.” 
A Scientific journal says that many dis¬ 
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notes. This explains why editors are more 
healthy than other people. 
A stump orator exclaimed, “I know no 
north, no south, no east, no west, fellow citi¬ 
zens!” “Then,” exclaimed an old farmer in 
the crowd, “it’s time you went to school and 
larat jjgraphy.” 
A boy, presented with a pie to share with 
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remark. “You cut it!” 
The little one being a guest of her grandma, 
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W hat does the minister say of our new bury- 
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neighbor. “He doesn’t like it at all. He says 
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HOLSTEIN-FRIESIAN CATTLE 
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GOOD NEWS 
Ifi I ADIES. 
ALL ALES ANl) BOTH SEXES. HOME-BRED AND 
IM PORTED. 
Cows and Heifers Died to best Netlicrlund and 
Auggie Hull*. . . . 
The nvernge Record* ill a Herd nrc the true test ol 
it* merit. ... . . 
The following Milk anil Butter Records have all been made by 
animals now In oar Herd: 
MILK RSICOHDS. 
Ten Cows 
Greatest Inducements ever of¬ 
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'\S Five Cows have averaged over tS.d 
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Jk •a r rr . J i B e know of about X) ( 'own Hurt htivc made yearly reco ds exceeding 
16,' (H) lbs., and II of them are now in our Herd and have averaged 
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ve have averaged over 16,0011 lbs. In n year. Sixty-throe, the entire number In the Herd that 
•urly records* Including fourteen S-y ear old* and twenty-one ear olds, have: uver&ged K,i8-i lbs, 
11 butter records. 
, have avermred 20 lbs. 7 oz». In u week. Nine Cows have averaged l!l lbs. !4 os. In a week. Ht- 
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oldstttmi-nUre Dumber tested i have averaged 18 He. 4 or.* lu a week. 8lx 2-yeav o!da have>aver- 
X In a week Klftnen 2 year old. icntlrc number tested' have averaged 111 ll>&. B 3-10 oas in a 
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