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Company 
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Doctor: “For dinner, take 40 minutes. 
Timid patient: “Would it he dangerous to add 
a piece of meat and some vegetables?” 
“Here,” said the farmer, as he exhibited a 
broken jar to a manufacturer, “ I packed this 
jar full of butter, and the jar split from top to 
bottom. Perhaps you can explain this phe¬ 
nomenon?” “Oh;ye8, I can,” was the ready 
reply, “the butter was stronger than the jar.” 
Mamma: “Johnny, where are those ugly 
green candies? They will make you sick and 
die if you eat them. 1 hope you minded 
mamma and did not touch them.” Johuny: 
“No mamma. I did noteat them, but I gave 
baby brother heaps of them. If he don’t die 
soon, I guess I can stand them.” 
"How in the world can you content your¬ 
self to live in thisdead-and aJive place?" asked 
the city visitor of her country cousin. “I 
know 1 should die if 1 had to stay here.” 
“Well,” replied the rustic relative, “I suppose 
I should too, but then the city folks ain’t here 
only a few days in the year, you know.” 
An Austin boy came from school very much 
excited and told his father that all human be¬ 
ings were descended from the apes, which 
made the old man so mad that he replied 
angrily: “That may be the case with you, but 
it ain’t with me, 1 can tell you that now, my 
son.” The boy didn’t say anything, but when 
his mother came home he told her about it. 
Taking the Change Out of Him.— It is 
told of a popular solicitor that he recently 
called upou auother brother of the profession 
and asked opinion upon a certain point of law. 
l’he lawyer to whom the question was ad¬ 
dressed drew himself up and said,“I generally 
get paid for what I know.” The questioner 
drew half a crown from his pocket, handed it 
to the other, and coolly remarked, “Tell me 
all you know, and give me the change!" 
A. Storm Warning.— “Dou’t you think a 
halo round the moon is an indication of a 
storm?” asked Sande^on as Quarle strolled 
into the grocery and seated himself on a salt 
barrel behind the stove. “Well, Idnnno; when 
I turn the corner L always look to see if the 
ohl Mjum i- at ib« gate with u red sh^wl 
round her head. If she is, that’s all the indi¬ 
cations of a storm I want,” replied Quarle, as 
be slid a cake of stove polish into his pocket. 
“How are times down in the country, 
ancle?’’ a-ked a white man of an old negro 
“Porley, sab, porley.” “What is the cause?” 
Its de cornin’ in o’ dese Yankees, sah.” "How 
did they cause hard times?” “By Carin’ down 
all de smokehouses, sah.” “Why did that 
make any difference?’ “Whut? Why did 
The Committee In charge, of (he construction of 
the base am! pedestal for the reception of this great 
work, iii order to mine fund* loritu comply* 
lion, have prepared a miniature Statuette iri.rthWi.iv« 
in height., the statue Bronzed: Fedpstul. Mckel sil¬ 
vered,—which they arc now delivering to subsorlb- 
ers throughout the United States ut One Rollin' 
Each, _ , 
Tills attractive souvenir anil Mantel or Desk orna¬ 
ment Isa perfect facsimile of the model furnished 
by the artist. ...... 
The Statuette in same metal, t icelve inches high, at 
Five Hollar* l'.ucli, delivered. 
The designs or Statue and Pedestal are protected 
hy V. S. Patents, and the models can on/p oe fur¬ 
nished by this Committee, Address with remittance 
It ICIIA K 11 III TLBK, Seer entry. 
America w Committee of the statue of Liberty, 
311 itlercer Street, New York. 
M. W. DUNHAM 
Wayne, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE 
Perohefon Hor**** valued at #*;5,5 <mmm>o, 
which Include* about 
70 PER CENT OF ALL HORSES 
Whose purity of blood ig established by pedigrees re 
corded m the Per oh er on Stud Book of France, the only 
Stud Book ever published In tlmt country, 
EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. 
a STOCK ON HAND: 
m|»ortt*d Bniud Mares 
Imported Stallions, 
IflB COLTS 
Rot-op lizltnr the prin- 
3 accepted by nil intelli- 
brpedew tlmt, hOw- 
l bred animals may be 
^ v said to la-.ir their pedigrees nn- not 
recorded, they should be valued i.nly m grades, I will 
sell nil Imported slock ut grade prices when I cannot 
furnlHh with the animal Hold, pedtgreo verified by the 
original French certiorate of He rnitnln-r arid record Hi 
the Pert-heron Stud Book of Franco. 1011 pujro llln. 
touted < iiiulogiii- Sent fret 1 . WnV-no, III*., lh 35 miles 
west of Chicago, on the Chicago & North-Western lty 
The order is promptly.obeyed ! 
Stands id the liend of till bulbs suitable 
for v* i ii I e r b I on in i n g, tor conservatory or w in- 
dow decoration. It in Uio m<utf remark note bulb in 
existence,so many arcitsituod qualities. Flow- 
ei_l. _ _ _ , 
tierl'iiiuo is simply ilelletou 
.—-—perfoot fu™.. 
, . . . online ml this bulb to all 
who grow und love llowers. HV stake our reputa¬ 
tion on It* pleasing you. SforjOe. 7 for S-1. 
1 .1 for 812. t'ioucrs trill kerj> tiro verb* when in 
dow decoration, it is the most refnarknh. 
ers ivory while, *piUteri u ith lemon t/rtiou . The 
lierluiuo is simply ilrllcIniiH and delicato. 
Grows and b 
pots or tores. 
THE BEST ,#fN\ 
Ensilage & Fod- ffjLc^A 
der Cutter made. ;JTl i 
Also GALE’S CY- A Id 
LINDER & LEVKR 1 
CUTTER We make 
besides, the old und , 
send for Illustrated 
circulars ami Price 
List Address 
The BEU'IIKK & TAYLOlt Agricultural 
Tool Co., (Box 75) Uliieopec Falla, IIIiimh. 
<: ruw l nu Vtisi-M j complete pyramids of grow 
iug plants ut all seasons. Price from 16c. to 60c 
Catalogue ot all Bulba and Seeds/r... Addrest 
pisffllaufouss 
I had severe attacks of gravel and kidney trouble; 
was unable to get a medicine or a doctor to cure me 
until I use-1 non Hitters.sun (hey cur-d me In a short 
time.—A DisTlNGtiSHElt LAWVBH of Wayne Co., N.\ . 
CononuEBS and Coi.p.-A young girl deeply regret¬ 
ted ibat she was so cyjorless and cold. Her face was 
too white, and her hands and feet felt as though the 
blood did not. circulate After one bottle of Hop 
Bitters had been taken she was Ihe rosiest and 
healthiest, girl In the town, with a vivaslty and cheer¬ 
fulness of tnitnl gratifying to her friends. 
Nursery Stock 
wtiY-kS."2 SYRACUSE NURSERIES Uuu h uu 1 1 y e Fi a N:ESTOP 
SIMDMD IPPLES^d^fPIKIS 1HD Pill# 
GOOD NEWS 
III L ADIES. 
UF taj Greatest inducements over of 
fared. Now’S your time to get np 
MmUP.uBp— orders for our celebrated Tcaj 
and Coffces.and secure a boauti- 
BuWwf I lYli ful Gold Band orMoss Haas China 
Tea Set, or Handsome Decpmted 
Gold Band Moss Rose Dinner Set, or Gold Band Mou 
Decorated Toilet Set, For f ull particulars address 
„ THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO¬ 
S'. (X Box 81 *ud X? Vesey SL, New York, 
the growing of which they have made A SPEC IA LTA for year*, und for which they hav 
REPUTATION. Also Sour Cherries, Pocklington Grape*, Kllmnriionek \V il 
down Elms, IIohi-h. Shrub*. and a general line of Nursery stock, both Hull 
ty PRICES ON APPLICATION. We issue no price-lint. Address 
S'fl-Hill Ehji/iics. 
AUTOMATIC AND 
Pi. a i* *Seitie Vaivk, 
Stationary, i'ortabio au-1 
Tract I on. ChuapMt 
and belt for all purpcjwa, 
Simple, Strang uod Sura* 
Lie. No KarquIiSt Loiter 
•ver»ixploded. Saw Mills.. 
Tllrcahlug MarltinrH und 
Agricultural JluptciucnU 
siirt m-re I-in el-y generally. 
Loud fur lllm'd CntAluguc 
A. U. Fart/uJiar, 
York, Pa. ’ 
Ili-iiiliiiifirlt-rM and General Agent for 
AVi-'v White drapes —Empire Stuti; and 
No Niagaras genuine without seal: N.W . U. ( . 
P/A L K E R nr J H ee E s T 
-Asa WASHER 
Should send fbr onrNK W CD I 
18H5 OATALOOHE malloarni 
Boomer* Botcher! Frew Co. Sjntoie,. 
rfffiKuE — —- • Warranh d 5 years, satisfaction (nmninteed <-r money rdunded. The- 
\■WMP gy I lUeatf most Kliu ieiil, and Durable Waalier in the world. 
\ JI I line no rival, the only tuat-hine that will «- ash perfectly clean uithnut rub. 
1 liny. Can bo iihitI in any sized tub, or shifted from one tub to another 
I in a ruon-cut So stinj-lo and easy to oj-erato the m-yst delicate 
U ^ lady or child can do tlio work. Made of Galvunlzed Iron, and 
W w',f- 111 jlyih f tlio only Wasla-r hi tin.- world that has the Rubber Ruud* on the 
■ffiiPmli!liliilfflil ifl| iWlWvjH'JF.' Knllcru* which prevent the breaking of buttons mid Injury toclothos. 
WW’»OTll|! APCIITC lURMTrn Escltudvo territory. Retail prioe, £8.00. 
lllill mmm& r AUtN I O WAN I tU Agents’ eample, f*3.rH). • JU«o the celo 
- bratol KEYSTONE WRINGERS at Mamifucturi-ni’ lowest price, 
Circidnrs free. Wv refer l-- editor of this pajsr. Addrrsui ERIE WASILER CO.. Erie. Pa. 
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA 
Dill I CQ9 Field, Koud.Lawn.al) ^ 
nULLtna— Cheapest arut 
best. Circulars. Tin; United States " 
Hard Steel Plow, better than any 
ebided Iron. Apex Harrow, Corn 
Drill, Cyclone cutter. THE NEW 
The Most Delightful Country 
ON THE CONTINENT. 
m Information given In regard to Soil. Clim¬ 
ate, Production, and Advantages of a 
Home In Serai-Tropic California. Address 
Fred. L. Allen, Commissionkr ok Emigration. 
Houihei'u California 
IMMIGRATION ASSOCIATION, 
I,oh Angeles, Cal. 
_ THE NEW 
OKK PLOW CO., 55 Beckman St 
Ensilage Congress,"sei Pages. 50e 
Cnts Corn 
Foddw, Hay 
1 aiuoimu M iuu uuvw 11 ind ct ' riw ’| 
]/, Easier Jt faster than any ether Cut¬ 
ter made. H'e will jrrove this if you ad¬ 
dress Wilder JUfK. Co-, Monroe, Mi«h< 
This Now Cliiu-o-1 Ring 144 New Scrap Picture! 
and 10 Now lliddon NmneCti-di, all for 16c. 
war ill 06c. New Sample Book and Premium 
LUUc. F. L. JONES A CO., Nassau,N. Y. 
