THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
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Springfield, O 
POWER AND SEPARATOR 
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GUARANTEED TO CHOP NOT GRIND TMt Mt»T, 
No. 10. H*" 
FAMILY SIZE. 
Price, $3.00. 
j^nuurruns, 
“In union there is strength,” as the cream¬ 
ery man said when he mixed a lot of lard with 
the butter. 
A new sing is called: “Wilt thou, O Wilt 
thou?” It is supposed to be dedicated to a col¬ 
lar and pair of cuffs. 
Dogs are better off than human beings in 
hot weather. They go about wearing nothing, 
but pants and a collar. 
“Toddles, did you ever see my pen point?’ 
“No, but I’ve seen your ink stand.*’ “How 
can that be when they are both stationery?” 
AN English professor has written an article 
on “The danger of yawning.” Does he want 
people to keep away from church altogether* 
A little Albany girl, spending tbe summer 
in the country 7 , wrote to her father: “Please 
bring me anew toothbrush; mine is moulting. 
A magistrate once consoled a man who 
complained that justice had not been done 
him, by the remark that it was “very lucky 
for him.” 
Solemn question with city people about ta 
go to the country: “What shall we do with 
the bird or cat.?” One good way is to let the 
cat have tbe bird and then kill the cat. 
A voting poetess says “she told her secret 
to the sweet wild rose.” She was very im¬ 
prudent. When the sweet wild roses “blow” 
she will wish she had kept her secrets to her¬ 
self. 
Here lies the banes of El. hard Lawton. 
Whose death al s! was strangely brought on; 
Trylug his corns one day to mow olt. 
His razor allpoed and cut bis toe oft, 
HU toe, or .atbor whnt It grew to, 
An inflammation quloklv flew to, 
Which look, atas! to mortilylng, 
And was the cause of Richard’s dying. 
It was a case of breach of promise. The 
evidence beutg all in, the defendant was al 
lowed to say a word iu his own behalf. “Yes,’ 
he said, “I kissed her almost continually every 
evening 1 called at her house. 1 Lawyer lor 
the claimant: “Then you confess it?’ Defend¬ 
ant: "Yes, I do confess it; out I bad to do it.’ 
Lawyer: “Had to do itl What do you mean?” 
Defendant: “That was the only way 1 could 
keep her from singing.” The jury gave a 
verdict for defendant, without leaving their 
seats. _ 
gtUi.$reliancou.s $tlverti^ing. 
rrioht’s Disease of the Kidneys Diabetes and 
her Diseases Of 'he Kinneys and Liver, winch > u 
re being so frightened about, Hop Bitters Is the 
nly thing ihot will surely ana permanently prevent 
ndeure. All other pretended cures only relieve tor 
tune and then make you many times worse. 
U KLKSS FRIGHT. 
To worry about any Liver. Kidney or urinary 
'rouble, especially Bright’s Disease or Diabetes, a 
lop Miters never tails of s cure where a cure is pos 
Ibie. We know this. 
m nun 
HOW TO BE UP 
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at Forms, being the most Complete and Cheapest 
mk ever published. Containing 'AW rages, bound 
. boards, cloth hack, price 50 cents, bent post 
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g 31 lleekitiHii Street. New York, n.j. 
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Cats Corn 
fodder, H»y 
ind Gtnw 1 
Easier <k faster than any other Cut* 
ter made. We will prove this if you ad¬ 
dress Wilder Mfg. Co., Monroe, Mlok 
f AF ALL THE SAWS I ever saw saw t I never saw a 
U saw SAW like this saw saws. Universal verdict 
rail using the Battle Creek Patent Self-Feed Wood- 
awing Machine. B. C. XMkfettT Cc « SatUa Creek. Mich 
ROVER. 
Old Lady: “I like a dog about tbe house, he’s such company for the children to play with, 
and 1 think he enjoys it quite as much as I do.” 
We would rather hare the dog's evidence of this latter statement. 
HOLSTEIN-FRIESIANS, 
80 Head selected from the noted 
MAPLEWOOD HERD. 
Young Cows In calf by “CONSTANTYN” 20-40, America’s Champion Bull. 
Yearling Heifer* in calf by “SIR HENRY OF MAPLEWOOD,” Sweepstakes Bull atToledo and 
St. Louis Fair*. 
Yearling Bulls, Bull and Heifer Calves, will be 
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Tested and Endorsed toy too Agricultural Journals. 
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Farm and Fireside says: 
'•After testing, each editor immediately 
ordered an Enterprise Meat Chopper for his 
family use.” -- . _ 
AV> prefer you buy tYoni your Dealer. If he is out of them, send money 
> ‘ to us. We will ship by next fast train 
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GIBBS’ IMPERIAL 
SlILK Y FLOYVS Complete. 
On NOVEMBER 30 th 1885, in connection with the National Live Stock Show at Chicago, III. 
Catalogues furnished on application. 
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INTERESTING CORRESPONDENCE 
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M. -W- DUNHAM 
Wayne, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE 
Percherou Horses valued at ♦#,600,000, 
which Includes ubuut 
70 PER CENT OF ALL HORSES 
Whose purity Of blood Is established by pedigrees re¬ 
corded In the Percheron Stud Book of Trance, the only 
Stud Book ever published in that country, 
EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. 
STOCK ON HAND: 
14=0 
Imported Brood Mares 
£200 
Imported Stallions, 
Old enough for 
Service, 
125 COLTS 
Two 
and 
years old 
younger. 
Rcoognlttng the prin¬ 
ciple accepted by all intelli- 
, ~t Mjt jy irent hm-den that, how- 
VaY Vi/* ever well bred animals may be 
M said to be,If their pedigree* are not 
recorded, they should be valued only ns grades, 1 will 
sell all Imported stock nt grade prices when I cannot 
furnish with the animal sold, jHaligre#, verified by the 
original French certificate of ft* number anil record In 
the Percheron Stud book of France. 100.|»,ge Illii*- 
trilled Catalogue sent free. Wayne, Ills., Is 35 miles 
west of Chicago, on tho Chicago dt North-Wautem Uy 
IRE VICTORY FFEO MILL IMPROVED. 
The only 
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eveiy respect. 
circulars ad- 
m tN | nr Per C«nL 
ARE I CO . PROFIT. 
taking order* for our celebrated oil portrait*. I | ev““'J 
tnowledgo of thu business unnecessary. 82.25 Outfit 
Fr«H>. Tim agent realizes trs) profit per week on only 4 
irder* per day. Heilly llroe. He Co., Hi Brooino St., N. I 
■ r>«» Hidden Numc.fV-. l’erfumcd Card.A I’rUc 
ltte. CLINTON IIROB, CllnlunvUlc, Conn. 
IT DAVC to sell tiur Rubber Frlnlmg Stamps. Sam 
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APCNTC ,no "-‘V collecting Family Pic t u res to «-n- 
AuLN I 0 laigc; all styles. Pictures guaranteed, hpectal 
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