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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
MAY 30 
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MOST IMPliOVKD la the.I I iA A 
MOST IMPROVED in the nurkct 
* AV6 PAtEyiMPRQVEMENtg 
NOT FOUND {N heb ^akes 
THAT Will WELL REPAY Ahf 
INVESTIGATION 
by T^OSE who e t0 sec1jRe: 
THE BEST SAFE 
JtfARVIN SAFE DO. 
NEW YORK, PHILADELPHIA 
LONDON. ENGLAND. 
For Kew Hoofs. 
ROOFING 
' Ntvtrr fails togivs 
V satisfaction," 
OUR SULK 1 POTATO PLOW. 
and Attach menln It raws the 
'Wjh furrows, Cotters the seed, oil/ 
tv/T/s tivatet and (Hu* the crop. No 
A |my demanded If l( doc* not 
n*’*’** i ~ work, Order uow to get the 
S\\| lowest prior. 
PkfllAUZ-. REINER AMI BttO.,1 
— juSiJi'- Line Lexington. Pa. 
to sell our Rubber Printing Stamps. Sam¬ 
ples free. J. M. Mitten & Co , Cleveland, U, 
BOX 76 
J^umarmts. 
Motto for the crazy-quilt manufacturers: 
“Blessed are the peacemakers.” 
He—“I see the latest idiocy of women is to 
have a monkey for a pet.” She—“That is not 
new. It was so when we got married.” 
An old farmer wrote to an editor asking how 
to get rid of moles, and to the reply, “Plow 
them out,” answered back: “Can’t do it. It’s 
on my gal’s nose.” 
The difference between a fool and a wise 
man is: the fool shows his folly and doesn’t 
know it; the wise man knows his folly and 
doesn’t show it. 
A sharp-talking lady was reproved by her 
husband, who requested her to keep her tongue 
in her mouth. “M} t dear,” she said, “it’s 
against the law to carry concealed weapons.” 
“Father,” said a roguish boy, “I hope you 
won’t buy any more gunpowder-tea for moth¬ 
er.” “Why not?” “Because every time she 
drinks it she blows me up.” “Go to bed, sir, 
immediately.” 
He had au auburn-haired girl, and promis¬ 
ed to take her out riding. She met him at the 
door when be drove up, and he exclaimed, 
“Hello! Heady?” She misunderstood him, and 
they don’t speak now. 
Trees have some characteristics in common 
with people. In the Spring they begin to 
leave for the Summer, although some will be 
unable to do bo, because their trunks will be 
seized for board. 
“Mother, I think the spinal vertebrae of the 
frigid season have received a severe fracture, 
remarked the high school girl to her mother. 
“Yes,” remarked the old lady, “1 expected 
your father would hurt that dog when he 
threw the poker at it.” 
“How much for candy ?” said a little boy. 
“Six sticks for five cents, eh? Now, lem’me 
see; six sticks for five cents, five for four cents, 
three for two cents, two for one cent, » ud one 
for nothing. I’ll take one stick, Mister.” He 
got it, but the dealer is still in a state of be¬ 
wilderment and can’t see how that cau be. 
“Young man,” said a revivalist, solemnly, 
“do you feel that you are prepared to arswer 
the summons at any moment? Do you realize 
that when you go to bed at night you may be 
called before morning dawns?” “O, yes, sir; 
I’m night clerk in a drug store, an’ all you’ve 
got to do is to keep on ringin’ the bell until 
you hear me holler.” 
A teacher was hearing a class in spelling 
and defining words. The word “orphan” had 
been correctly spelled, but none of the class 
seemed to know its meaning. After asking one 
or two of them she said encouragingly, “Now, 
try again, lam an orphan. Now, can’t some 
of you guess what it means?” The blank look 
upon their faces remained, until one ol the 
duller scholars raised his hand and said, with 
no intention of being saucy, “It’s some oue 
who wants to get married and can’t.” 
WROUGHT IRON 
Puncliei Rail Fence 
Pi5Sc*Uanfou.$ 
HUMBUGGED AGAIN. 
J saw so much said about t he merits of Hop Bit ters, 
and my wife, who was always doctoring ami never 
well, teased me so urgently to gel her home, I con¬ 
cluded to be humbugged avaln; and I am glad l did, 
for lu less than two months' use Of the Bitters, uiy 
wife was cun**!, and 8ho Huh reuifttfif d ho for oiKut- 
eeu month* since. Mlkesuch Uumbugglug.—H. 1., 
St. Paul —Pioneer Press. „ 1oan 
K ii.AM.tzoo, Mien . Keb. 4 18*0. 
1 know Hon Bitters will 1«;ar recommendation 
honestly- All who use them confer upon them the 
highest encomiums, urn! (five them credit for mak¬ 
ing eures-all the proprietors claim lor them. I 
have kept them since they were llr»t od'ered to (he 
public. 1 hey took high rank fnnu the first,. and 
malutuinault, and lire more called for than all others 
combined, bo long as they keep up their- high repu¬ 
tation for purity and usefulness, I shall continue 
to recommend them—something 1 have never before 
done with any other U D ] 
GOOD NEWS 
5 TON 
WAGON SCALES, 
Iron , Sc**! I-.* ingw, 
Tifi Btrnm Mid Box. 
-O ENGINES o—> 
THRESHING MACHINES 
HORSE POWERS AND SAW MILLS 
^aomkmif^tnr«iaw«ei per.,Twins Binder*. 
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MAST, FOOS ft CO.. Pprtn*fleld, Ohla 
XCELSIOR AND 
CLIPPER 
LAWN MOWERS/hand 
BEST &i CHEAPEST // 10 to 20 in. 
marTft // HORSE 
marke v[l_//|U|OWERS 
25 TO 40 IN. 
CHADBQRN & 
j COLDWELL 
MANUF’G CO. 
NEWBURGH, N V 
Sell ' for Oirru* 
Ur m PrittvL.iMt 
BK? 8 - TEDDER! 
Does better and - mon 
work, drawn easier, oosti 
less for rapid ru, w oettoi 
made, lasts longer, dooj 
not rnu on the 
grass, im the only Teddoi 
proving sat 
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In use 
BELCHER A TATLOR AQRJL TOOL’CO. 
Greatest inducement. over of¬ 
fered. Now’s you t time to get up 
order* for our celebrated Tern* 
and toffee*.and secure » beantl- 
fnl Gold Band or Mom Hose China 
Tea Set., nr I lands. 'nieDucnrated 
ild Band Mods Roeo Pinner Set, or Gold Bandiloaa 
) 0 orated Toilet Set. Uorfuli particular address 
BUCKEYE 
SEND KOK CIHGULAK . 
rain Prill*, Full I vntnrs. 
Seeders. Hower*. 
Spring Tooth Harrows. 
Cider Mills, etc. 
?. P. MAST & CO , 
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO. 
CORNELL UNIVERSITY. 
Courses Leading to Degrees. 
Agriculture, Analytical Chemistry, 
Art*. Architecture, 
History and Political Science, 
Literature, Natural History, 
Philosophy. Science, 
Science and Letters, 
Chemistry and Physics, 
Civil Engineering, 
Electrical Engineering, 
Mechanic Arts. Mai hematics. 
To regular students in Agriculture Instruction Is 
free. Entrance Kwnininations begin at V A. M. June 
15 and Sept. IV l«. for the UviviuisiTY Rkoistku, 
giving full information respecting admission, free 
scholarships, fellowships, expenses, etc., tuhltcss 
Treasurer ol Cornell University, Ithaca, N.Y. 
JONRR h« pay. U»* fr*i|fht— for fnMi 
Print LIbL uiPtiliuu lh!* paper and 
ad«lr cm JQHIS OF RIHQHAMJOH) 
liiuifhatiiiOD* N.Y. 
THE 
Great American 
iff 
Company 
“Liberty EnlighteningtheWorld” 
The Committee In charge of the construction of 
the banc and pedestal for the reception of this great 
work, in order to raise funds lor Its comple¬ 
tion, have prepared a mlnluture^Statuette six Inc/ie* 
in height, -the. Statue Bronzed: Pedestal. Nickel sil¬ 
vered,—which they are now delivering:to subscrib¬ 
ers throughout the United Slates nt On. Hollar 
^Thf'"attractive souvenir and Muutel or Desk orna¬ 
ment Isa perfect fac simile of the model rurnUhed 
,J Vti'iVtutnrttc in same metal, /weive incites high, at 
Five Dollars F.nch, delivered. 
The iie»lgt)H of statue and Pedestal are protected 
bv V. s. Patents, and the models can oolg to-fur¬ 
nished by this Conemittee. Address with remittan^e, 
RICHARD ill TLER. Secretary, 
America a Committee of the Statue■ of l.tlterlp, 
S3 Merrer Street, .\ew \ orh. 
IRLDS’ EXPOSITION AT NEW ORLEANS. 
F.vrry Premium for TAmg- 
Keeping Butter. Lot B, class 
1, was awarded to nutter 
made by the Cooley Process 
Also First Premium for 
Sept, or Oct, butter. Class 2, 
and tlie Pirsi Premium 
for Print Butler. 
Remember the COOLLY 
has u Puteiiled Proees*. 
Others imitate construe 
tlon, but cunuol use the pro¬ 
cess 
VIRMONT FARM MACHHtE CO., 
Bellows Kails, Vermont. 
U.S.STANDARD 
JONES 
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binchamton 
CIDER 
Should send for our NEW rOPF 
M A l/CDC 18*£> CATALOGUE midlBdrntt 
III IVIVlinO Boomer A Boscliert Brets lo. Sfracote,!, 
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