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THE RURAL HEW-YORKER. 
JUNE 43 
Bay 
Carrier. 
UNIVERSAL 
BATH. 
Beuil fur Cirvukn. 
I 11 I U HUNT, CHEAPER' 
IMPROVED In the market. 
Cjuuiovous. 
Piuuvr, Ate. 
GOOD NEWS 
IQ LADIES. 
Greatest inducements everof- 
fered. Now’ajotirtimeto getup 
■SIVLa Orders for our ofilebruted Tea* 
and ('ollccs.and secure a beauti- 
■StthiiUMa ful Gold Jiarul or At o*« Rose China 
T«« Bet, or Handsome Decorated 
Gold Band Moss Bose Dinner Bet. or Gold Band Moas 
Doofrated Toilet Bet. Tor fnltpartleulnrs address 
THE 
GreatAmerican 
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Company 
i*vrA'IOl'.'U AUllft A Ul i'lU n ■■ 
„ THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA. CO., 
P. O. Box 2BSL. ai ieid «a Vesuv Su.New York. 
Four* Wheel Carrier. 
Save labor and money; are ample, durable, coat hut little. 
Ko trouble to set over liiaU bourn# or to die end ^'Jeop bay*. 
TbouauDd* nos lu uf . Wood Pulleys, Floor Hooks, eta 
Send for circular anil demgus tor irackulg burns, to 
U. S, Wind Engine & Pump Co., Batavia, Kane Co., Ill, 
Also Manufacturer# of the Celebrates llnlludny Standard 
A dude looking at a camel. “If I only had 
such a neck what a collar I could wear.” 
A receipt for lemon pie vaguely adds 
“Then sit on a hot stove and stir constantly.” 
Just as if anybody could sit on a hot stove with¬ 
out stirring constantly. 
Mrs. Smith:— “I fear I’m failing fast.” Mrs. 
Jones:— Nonsense! I only hope I 3hall look as 
well when I am of your age.” Mrs. Smith 
( sot.to voce):— “When she is my age! The hate¬ 
ful old thing 1” 
“Miss Mabel, you remind me of Spring.” 
—“Why?”—“You are so gentle.”—“You re¬ 
mind me of Spring,” she said.—“I do? ’ He 
leaned forward to catch her words.—“Yes; 
you are so green.” 
“Yaas,” said youug Svinthe, “I suppose 
everything created has some use, but, ’pon me 
honah, it is duced hard to believe sometimes, 
don’t eber know?” “Yes,” she replied, look¬ 
ing him over critically, “it is indeed?” 
Looking on the bright side;—“My wife is 
really getting complimentary,” remarked 
Fogg. “Ah! how’s that?” asked Brown. 
“Why, she came mighty near speaking of my 
beautiful raven locks.” “How near, for in¬ 
stance?” “Why, she said my head looked like 
a crow’s nest.” 
When Dubufe’s celebrated paintings of 
Adam and Eve were on exhibition, Mr. M‘Nab 
was taken to see them and was asked for his 
opinion. “I think no great things of the paint- 
er,” said the great gardener. “Why, man, 
Eve’s temptin’ Adam wi’ a pippin of a variety 
that wasna known until about twenty years 
ago.” 
“Now, dear,” said she, “there you are, all 
nicely mended,” and she gave him his coat; 
“I worked on it for half an hour after you 
were in bed.” “Then you are my enemy,” he 
said; “at least, recording, to Scripture, for you 
sowed tares while I slept,” She says if be is 
going to be as mean as that, he may mend his 
own clothes himself in future. 
“Speakin’ of productive soil,” said the man 
from Dakota, “the half has not been told. A 
few weeks ago my wife said: ‘Why, John, I 
b’liey* you’ve took to growiu’ agaiu.’ I meas¬ 
ured myself, an’ I hope Gabriel ’ll miss me at 
final roundup if I hadn’t ;.rcnvu six inches in 
two weeks. I couldn’t account for it for some 
time, till at last I tumbled to the fact that thar 
war holes in my boots, an’ the infernal soil got 
in thar an’ done its work.” 
WIND B 
ENGINES 4 
Strong nml Humble, will not 
Swell, Shrink, Warn, «r Rultlo 'M 
in the Wind. ffij 
DUCKEYE- 
D FORCE PUMP 
Works easy ami thrown a constant 11 
stream. Him Porcelain lined and Brass 
Cylinders, is easily set. la the Cheap- 31 
cst anil Best Force Pump in the World > TI 
for Deep or Shallow Weils over so,(XX) 
in use, Never freezes In Winter. Send 
for Circulars and Prices, giving depth 
nfwpll. \l»n manufacturers of the Buckeye 
Mower, Buckeye 1 rou Fence, Buckeye 
Reel, J.nwn Sprinkler, ete,, etc. 
Lnwn 
Hose 
Received First Premium at N. Y. State Fair, 1880, 
1881 and iwrl, and Grand Gold Mntal In 1888 over 
Dedertck and others, also California State Fair in 
188*. The ouly perfect Ray Press made. Puts 10 tons 
In car. Most simple and durable. A hale every 3 
minutes. Warranted superior to any.* 3 hales to 
any other Pri-««' a. send for Circular*. Also Horse 
Powers.Cider Mills.f'orn Shelters, Feed Cutters,etc. 
WHITMAN AURIC'J. CO., St. Louis, iVlo^ 
BUCKEYE 
SEND FOR CIRCULAR*. 
Grain Drills. Cultivators. 
Seeders. Sowers. 
Spring Tooth Harrows. 
Cider 31 ills. etc. 
P. P. MAST & CO., 
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO. 
Silver Creek, N. Y., Feb. 6,18S0. 
Gevts— I have been very low, nnd have tried every¬ 
thing, to no advantage. I heard your Hup Bitters 
recommended bv so mnny, I com-1 tided to glv,- them 
atrial, t did. and now um around, and constantly 
improving, nnd am nearly as strong as over. 
W i H. WKM.KR. 
MoXROK, alien.. Sept. 2’, I8i5. 
Sirs— T have been taking Hop Bitters for Inflamma¬ 
tion of kidneys nnd bladder. It ha# done for me 
what four doctors failed to do. The effect of Hop 
Bitters seemed like magic to me. W. L. CARTER. 
Grandpa is willing. 
,N0YES’ HAYING TOOLS. 
for Stacking cot in Fields or Mowia? avay In Barm. 
The Calf leads Johnnie. 
I bi^^ PREPARED CHEMICALS 
BALTIMORE jIp milkers of 
and thev WJ L SKM) YOU* FKKR, an attractive book, which tolls you HOU TO MAKh 
HIWT€I AS FEKTII-IZKRS AT HOME, for UESS Til AN II \ UF tlieir iihiuiI cowl. 
IT4TTHE BESTaw^ 
WASHER 
We will guarantee the “LOVELL” AV,« dlEK to 
do better work and do it euaier aud it .«hh time 
than any other machine in the world. Warranted for 
five years, ami if it don’t waah the clothes clean with* 
out rubbing, we will refund the money. 
IPEklTC lAIAIITCn in every countyAVe can 
AUtll fid wan I CU show proof that Agents 
are making from $76 to $150 per month. Fanners 
make $800 to $600 during the winter. Ladies have 
great Bnocefts selling this \Vaaher. Ih-ta.il price only 
#r». Sample to those destring an agency *8. AIbo the 
Celebrated KEYSTONE WlUNOEItS atmanufact- 
_ urers’ lowest price. Wo invite the strictest mvestiga 
SEzJtkP tiou. Seud us your address on a poatalcard for furthci 
nartlculars. I nutl I MlACUCD nil Frifl*P:l. 
THE LATEST IMPROVEMENT 
TRAGTI0NENG1NES 
Send for Descriptive Circular of Traction Engines, 
also Portable Agricultural and Stationary Engines, 
manufactured by WOOD, TABER A' >!OKnK, 
Ktiiou, Wiidimm Co.. N. i - 
> C. nUnnlhl Award, 
! Medal and Diploma, 
! Lho world. 1 
U'l , '. .f- Ilylttil 
Vapor and Wnter— 
**“» Nl,tu;n ' 1 > 
01*1 llftth, ReDffWud. "* Z. 
Johnnie wants to lead the Calf. 
CIDER 
■ ■ ■ if A Should Hcnd for our NKVT rprr 
M A 1 / L D V 1885 CATALOGUE wMto&T htt 
III H It L no Boomer ABoschert Press Co. Syracuse, I. v 
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Courses Leading to Degrees. 
Agriculture, Analytical Chemistry, 
Arts, Architecture, 
History and Political Science, 
Literature, Natural History, 
Philosophy, Science, 
Science and Letters, 
Chemistry nnd Physics* 
Civil Engineering, 
Electrical Engineering, 
Mechanic Arts, Mathematics. 
To rpgular students In Agrtculture Instruction Is 
free. Entrance Examinations begin at !l A. if. June 
15 and Sept. 15, 1885. For the University Register, 
giving full Information respecting admission, free 
scholarships, fellowships, expenses, etc., uddiess 
Treasurer of Cornell University, Ithaca, N.Y. 
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