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ijmuorous. 
“By chimney! Ishdotso?” exclaimed the 
German who heard the story of Santa Claus 
for the first time. 
“1 have a wonderful ear,” said a conceited 
musician in the course of conversation. “So 
has a jackass,” replied a b3’Stander‘ 
“Hoe’em, sweet, boe’em,” said the smart 
young farmer, when his girl asked him what, 
he was going to do with the potatoes. 
The eyes of a bee contain 1,000 mirrors. 
This accounts for the reflections a man in¬ 
dulges iu after a brief interview with one of 
these pungent insects. 
“Yes,” remarked Fogg, “Miss Singleton is a 
nice girl, but somehow she remiuds me of that 
field over theie where those cows are slowly 
but surely starving to death—little past her 
age, you^now.” 
“Are you going down to the skating rink 
to night!” asked one uptowner to another this 
morning. “Well, that depends,” was the re¬ 
ply. “If I put on skates, I shall probably go 
down—several times.” 
A anorl Daptfet clergyman of Bergen, N. Y„ a strong 
temperance man, sintered with kidney trouble, neu¬ 
ralgia. and dizziness almost to blindness, over two 
years after he was told that Hop Bitters would euro 
him. because he wat afraid of and prejudiced against 
“Hitlers.” Since bis cure he says uoue need fear but 
trust in Hop _ 
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