l)Uir;jcnms, 
“Bridget, you are never in the kitchen 
when I want you. How is it ? “Sure, mum, 
it's for the raison there’s no tellin’ when you’re 
a-wantm’ me.”— Epoch, 
Kansas City Man: I suppose you’re never 
been in Kausas City, have you ? Omaha 
Man: 1 was there last week. “Last week! 
Oh, you ought to see it now !—Omaha World, 
Mink Booster. : “ I tell you it’s the one of 
the biggest mines in Nevada. I’m sure that 
you will invest after I’ve shown you a few 
p’ints.” Cautious Old Granger: “I’d sooner 
see some of the quartz.”— Harper's Bazar. 
“Ma,” said Bertie, “should I say ‘pants’ or 
‘trowsers V Ji “Trowsers, my dear,” said the 
mother. “Well, then,” said Bertie, “I think 
Bridget had better give Fidosome water; he 
trowsers awfully.”— Tid-Bits. 
“Pa, will you answer me a question ?” 
“Certainly, iny boy.” “Well, pa, is the world 
round ? ” “Yes, of course.” "Well, theu, if 
the world is round, how can it come to an 
end ?” “There, now, that’ll do, you can run 
out and play .”—Galveston News. 
Little Tommy Ray had quarreled with his 
sister, and would not kiss and lie friends. His 
aunt said, “Oh, dont you remember what 
papa read at family-prayers, this morning, 
that we were to forgive seventy times seven ? ” 
“ Yes, ” replied Tommy, “but I tiekerlarly 
noticed it was to your brother, not sister.— 
Vox Populi. 
An Expert: A patent medicine manufac¬ 
turer died in New York lust week. Before he 
died his friends asked him how ho would like 
to be bui ied. He had just strength left to say: 
“ Insert me top column, uext to reading mat¬ 
ter, 52 times, electro by mail,” and then he 
closed bis eyes and passed away to that 
bourne where there are no omissions or wrong 
insertions,— Analyst. 
iPteUmicouiei ^dvertifling. 
SEND FQR'.'Ci 
.WEAVER 
THE 
GreatAmerica* 
(lOMPAHV 
GOOD NEWS 
TO LADIES. 
CH EAPEST & B EST MILL 
S/i TISr / fi.CT/O//0t^RAhfTEED 
4 SIZES' 16 20, >4 «■ JO INCH. 
CHAS. KAESTNER & C0.I 
303-311 SO. CANAL ST. CHICAGO | 
CIRCULAR Flier, 
Knuckle Joint nml Screw 
Presses, Graters t levators, 
Pumps, etc. Keuil for cats- 
Boom ri Bosohert Pren Co., 
N*' 118 W. Water St,. Syracuse, 
a. r. 
I CIDER 
MACHINERY. 
fiesbner s latent Level-Tread Horse-Powers. 
Il**®l>nera* Improvol Tiirmhlng Machine. 
Fodder Gutters,Com Slidlers, Wood Saws,Field ltoiiers. 
Ex iruordinary miaow* with latent i m pro v emeu is. cat a. 
looues Free. HEEBNF.lt A SON'S, J,nii*<lule, Pu. 
Mention the RURAL N1CW VORKKll. 
EVERY FIRMER SHOULD INQUIRE 
Into the merits of URKKDS OKIVKHKAb WKEDEK 
for weeding nil bred cropB and putting to grain and 
gram seed. F.x-UOV. Itoble, Mauler. &le., state Grange 
writes: "It should he owned by every farmer in the 
country.” Circulars and testimonials after Sept. 1. 
UNIVERSAL, WELDER CO., 
No. Wears, N, U. 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
OCT < 
<0tyQjr 
the customer 
keeping the one 
that ."tilts 
Order on trial, address fur circular and location of 
Western und Southern Storehouses and Agents. 
P. K. DEDERICK «St CO., Albany, N. Y. 
FAMOUS 
ENSILAGE 
They are more Riibstn hi in I, rmlrr to operate, 
have greater capacity, are leaf, liable to acci¬ 
dents than any other Cutters. Wo build nine sizes, 
six for power, furnished trtlh or Without carriers. 
Send for Catalogue nml Treatise ou Ensilage, and 
mention this paper. 
SILVER <&. DEMINC M’F’C CO., 
SALEM, OHIO. 
V A S I PACTtTBERS of 
for nil purposes. An experience of thirty yeara 
permits us to offer the beat. 
Good work, at low prices. Bend for circular It. 
CLARKS CUTAWAY HARROW 
Supersedes the plow; bent* the world; ground made 
Into n perfect seed bed; ha* a seeding attachment for 
sowing all kinds of grain. Bend for new circular with 
full description. IlfuCiAMM M’Fii CORPOR¬ 
ATION, lliggaiiiim. ('Aim.. Sole Manufacturer*. 
Ware houses, 1st* and 11)1 Water St.. New York, am! 38 
South Market St., Boston, Mass. 
RURAL NEW-YORKERS. 
Our latest Importation has arrived from France, and we will be glad to see our 
friends and acquaintances and those with whom we have been In correspondence. 
In fact any and all who are In search of first-class PKKCll EKONS and FRENCH 
COACH FKS, to look them ovi r. We have an exceptionally tine lot, and our stud 
Is so large that all may be pleased We offer (he largest number and greatest 
vnrletv to select from. All our Imported stock Is salech*d by Mlt FARNI M him 
fclf oersonaily In France, and he accepts nothing but the best Ilorses of the most 
approved breeding. 
Our Home bred Stock Is all the progeny of selected sires and dams of the best 
form and most desirable breeding. We guuruutce our stock sell on easy terms 
and at low prices. 
We will be glad to answer all correspondence promptly: but we would 
strongly advise persons contemplating ' he purchase of a horse or mare, Pereherou 
or French Couch, to get on the train mid eoine and see us. 
Catalogues Free by Mail. 
PROPRIETORS OF 1SLANU IIO.MK STOCK FARM, IMPORTERS AND BREEDERS 
Address nil communications to Detroit, Mich.] (IKOSSE ISLE, WAYNE CO., MICHIGAN. 
idll'tt? 
piuiasfflji'iifl 
HYACINTHS, TULIPS. CROCUSES, Etc. 
W E deliver at express office In N. Y. t’lty for United States, and In Toronto for 
Canada, the following selected bulbs in various colors ayul shades tor out door 
planting from the famous bulb farinn of 
A NT KDOZEN & SON Overveen, tnenr Htinrleni), Holland : 
18 Hyacinths. 12 Pheasant’s- Eye Narcls Ml Variegated Crocus. 
ir> Single Tulips. hus. 12 Snowdrops (Ualanthus 
25 Double Tulip*. 12 Single Sweet - Scentetl nivalis). 
25 Scarlet Due van Tholl. Jonquils, 24 SpnnlNh Iris. 
12 Exhil \10ti Tulips, 00 Uarge Golden Yellow 12 Sellla Klberlen. 
ORC A NS ACCOST. &AF. 
1 | “ $75.00 Organs, 10 Stops, REDUCED \o2LZZL 
OQ 
only 
ONLY, 
Shipped onlO Davs’ TestTrial BeforePAYMENT is Rbdi 
STIMlLINKTRTTCTION HOOK un«l delivery onboard Curs Imre FItF 1‘ 
Tlis “OlttllKNTK AI, OKOAN ” li»» Hrrrr l.nfurc lwi n nlT. rr.l f,.r 1. ■, llmu |7l,.<m. We 
arc duwH ulling entail wu lmvii lu uluek at I.KsS I.linn ACT L, AL COIST to build. 
ead Description—5 Octaves, 10 Stops, Sub Bass and 2 Knee Swells, 
k W glnut Ciur, well au«i uifl-jr, amiT 
solid oil____ns_pp_9_ T ____ 
Unhi d with fancy frcU, (i«m*d nniurnpiiU und f?old tn»i lnjr*. ]r»t«if*t Trlldir IJprljfht Itoi- 
)owt. whi. li *r-«tipprtortnuMv h».||owui«v.-r ccmlniri^J, rulU>ni, humlU-k, iiuhji nluncU, 
tnuhir }uh kct. Bliditig Cull wild lock, und nil tint I At* tl con VCnlCnciu und i vmmivumeut*. 
DIMENSIONS. Height, ?Aln., LcnifHi, 4Mn. t Width, ¥4 ii., t Wright, 8oO I tm. / 
~ We Uuvc nllTiilu'.j iinmbrr of Siiunni. 
Or und uml l r |irluht Fiuuun Iii tdagAnt 
rosewood camcii, iiftvlng every uitnli/ra 
I mnrovomout, which wo wl I ut tcrently 
rixlncod prun'd, Thraui Plum* nrp wur- 
r unit'd for H yur>, und will buwhlriHul 
on 10 duyfc’iiud. tilui befuft) ro^uiilug 
uvuicnt. 
Largo Illustrated Catalogue Free. Bo ouro and Writo to ua and Cavo Money. 
CORNISH & CO., Washington, New Jersey, U. S. A. 
Address 
CHEAP IklATCD Donne Applied 1.J our new 
BTKONtl WH I Ln rnUUll I’.u.t method 
until H Iho labor ot auy otburwaj. bnllk" auy other roof. 
No runt or rattle. An EcoitawIrul nml Ill llA II1.1- 
ESTABLISHED JAN. 1st, 1866. 
PATENT WATER PROOFED 
FAY’S MANILLA 
ROOFING. 
HI'llBTITUTE ftir PI.ASTKK ouw.llv Ornumentul 
CAIII’liTN suit Itl CH of MUUV lUHbrlnl, cheaper *n*l 
belter lhan Oil Olotha (Vy*' aiuIivuo anil 'iimplca Free- 
W. H.FAY& CO. CAMDEN, N.J. 
ai. LOUia. MIXNKAKUU8. OMAHA. 
I 
. A' : 
Mbk 
WE MANUFACTURE 
WELL DRILLS 
FOR 
Water, Coal and Gas, 
tlydnmlle or Jelllax. 
Largc-t Much la America. 
_ Furmori» with sniall out¬ 
lay {experience, unnecessary}, Cun 
innkelarge prolltH. Korlskn. Cun 
illroct. buyers to paying torntory. 
PrimiHS'tingfur Wntor, Coal 
ort.ii.Htluiu-' on i»pi>1IchI>'>"- 
Also M'f’fl of WIND MILL8. 
HORSE POWERS. FEED MILLS, 
FODDER AND ENSILAGE 
CUTTERS, PUMPS AH0WUL SUP- 
PLIES Mautlvn thill Paper. Bern! 
r 14 c to cover cost mulling 
Catalogue. 
CHICAGO 
TUBULAR WELL WORKS. 
(iti Vi. take tit., tUlcago, III. 
