THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
OCT S 
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the customer 
keeping the one 
that suits 
i)iur;fvctts. 
To dream of a ponderous whale, 
Erect on the tip of his tail, 
Is the sign of a storm 
(If the weather is warm!. 
Unless it should happen to fall. 
Wtstem PUneman. 
Beer conies from hops, but it leads to falls. 
— Western Plowman. 
Motto of the umbrella—Put up or shut up. 
—Mail and Express. 
Doctor’s pills, like the marriage contract, 
are for better or for worse.— Chicago Tribune. 
There is one girl that a newspaper man 
hates to see go out of the oflieo—Mis Print.— 
New Age. 
A MINISTER may not be a brakeman, but he 
does a great deal of coupling all the same.— 
Charleston Enterprise. 
Guest (to child of hostess): “My little pet, 
■why do you sit next to me at table to-day ?” 
Child: “Betause—betause mamma says oo 
drink like a fish, and I want to see oo do it.” 
— Ejioch. 
“Aren't you tired of this vacation, ma ?” 
asked a little fellow. “ I’m tired of the noise 
you make, thats all.” “ And Pin awful tired 
of the noise you make trying to stop the noise 
I make. ”—Hartford Post. 
“Speaking of shad, would you say the price 
has gone up or has risen ?” inquired a school¬ 
boy of a fishmonger. “Well,” replied the 
scale scraper, “ speaking of shod, I should say 
it had roes.”— Penn. News and Advertiser. 
Editor: “What was that awful crash in the 
composing room just now?’’ Foreman: “Sure, 
all our foreign new s has fallen into ‘ pi.’ ” Edi¬ 
tor: “Pick it up and bead it * List of Members 
of the New Hungarian Parliament. 1 ’’— Pitts¬ 
burg Dispatch, 
Herr Professor: “ You haf a remarga- 
ble bower ful foice, my vrent! ” Basso: “Yes. 
Do you think it will fill St. James's Hall?” 
Herr Professor: “Fill St. Chames’s Hall? Ach, 
my vrent, it will not only fill St. Chames’s 
Hall—it will empty it .”—Boston Beacon, 
The Belcher & Taylor 
Agrionlturol 'i ool Company, 
Box 75, CHICOI’KE FALLS, Mass. 
MANUFACTURERS OF 
Hay Tedders. 
llorse Knkc*, 
Feed Cutter*, 
Vegetable Cutter*, 
Reversible Sulky Flow*, 
Bight Hand mid Side Hill Flow*. 
Harrow*, Tobacco Kidirer* A Cultivator*, 
Etc., etc. Send for Circulars, Price l.lst and Terms. 
THE 
GreatAmerican 
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I Company I 
GOOD NEWS 
TO LADIES 
Effrarrra a 0 id ciiiTr ms;; r«. om« 
Tea Set, Dinner Set, Gold Band 
Moss Rose Toilet. Set, Watch, Hrm-fi Lamp, Castor, or 
Webster’s Dictionary. For parti culture ml dress 
THE OUEAT A M ERICA N TEA CO., 
P, O. Box 289. 31 and 33 Vetter lit., New York. 
cultural Worbi M ( Fi> 
irqnhar’s Standard Engines k Saw Bill*. 
Scud for Illustrated 
Catalogue, 
creheron Horses. 
FRENCH COACH HORSES. 
, . Our Intent Importation has arrived front France, and we will be glad to see our 
A k \ mends and acquaintances and ihnse with whom we have been In correspondence, 
JtnA \ h]' wh"aiv* In *eareli of Orst class PEUCHERONS and FUE.NCri 
< i'ACIIERS, to Knik them over. We have an exceptionally line lot, and onr stud 
is so large that Rll may be pleased. We offer the largest number and greatest 
fearoykN > A. N variety to Select from. All our Imported stock Is selected hy MR FARNUM hlm- 
vZwr Jll Vtdffll M ’' peraoiiaily la I 'ranee, and be accepts uothlng but the Deal Horses of me most 
|iWj #11 approved breetilng. 
vHui t Our Home tired Stock. I* all the progeny of selected sires and dams of the best 
■®***“*gL BHBw tonn and most desirable breeding. We guarantee our stock, .-tell on easy terms 
wLSHtBg 1111,1 at low prices. 
We will be glad to nnswer all correspondence promptly; but we would 
strongly advise persons coutetn plat ing the purchase of a horse or mure, Pcrcheron 
or rrenelt Coach, to get on the train and come and see ns. 
Catalogues Free hy Mail, 
Savage cfc Farnum. 
PROPRIETORS OF ISLAND HO,HR STOCK FARM, IMPORTERS ANI> BREEDERS, 
Address ail communications to Detroit, Mich.] G KOSSE ISLE, \VA YNE CO., MICHIGAN. 
I FAY'S MANIL 
% RO OFIN G. 
$IUsaUau*ou.s ^Umtisuig. 
KsTABIJStlltl) 1X52. 
.1 AC K**OIV BROTHERS, 
EW YOBS STATS DSAIN TILE AND PIPE WOEIS, 
i MAIN UNPICK, 70 TIUBDAVE., ALBANY, N. Y. 
ROUND, SOLE AND HORSE-SHOE TILE 
Over is Inches long. By cargo or smallest quantity. 
Our new improved machinery makes sujierlor round 
and sole (lie ,-xcelllug anything ottered heretofore. 
First premium wherever exhibited Price Hat ou ap- 
THE TILE 
AND 
HOLST BIN-F RIKSIANS. 
STOP! THINK! INVESTIGATE! 
I.AK KSJ I > Id KPOt Iv FA It M hit* 
Theintly Cow that has given 26,021 lbs, 2 or., of milk In a year. 
The only four year-old that has given 2>.W)2 Itw. IdoK.ln a year. 
The only two year old that has given IS,1*4 lb*. IMoz In ayear. 
The only herd of rnattiro Cow* that has averaged 17,166 lbs. 
I ms. in a year. 
Thu only herd of two year olds that lias averaged 12,4651bs. 7 
oz. In a year. 
['he only two-year old Holsteln-Krleslan that has madej'.’l 
ll>«. 10-74 ok. of butter tn a week. 
Thirty -one Cow* In this herd have averaged 20 lbs. 1 oz. of 
Outlet In a week. 
Fourteen Cows in this herd have averaged 22'lbtc l.oz. of 
butter In a week. 
MILK RECORD 2GQ2lLBS.2u23.tN ONE YGBR. 
Also a tine stud of Clydesdale .stallions. Mares and Killies and choice standard-bred Hambletonlan Stallions 
Send for Catalogue giving full records and pedigrees, lu writing always mention Rural New-Yorker. 
K SMITHS, POWELL & LAMB, Syracuse, N. Y 
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. 
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes good. Use 
Mrs. Halls, 8 State St., 
Leicester, England, says: 
“My little boy, a year and 
a half old, was attended by 
two doctors for months, 
and giveu up as incurable. 
They said be had a Wast¬ 
ing Disease, and could not 
live. He was so weak that 
he bad to be carried about 
on a cushion. I liad<i book 
from Mr. Woolley, Chem¬ 
ist, Sparkcnhoc St., about 
Piso’s Cure for Consump¬ 
tion, and thought I would 
try a bottle. The effect it 
had on my child was avoii- 
derful. He has taken eight 
bottles, and is perfectly 
cured and healthy.” 
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. 
Best Cough Syrup. Tutdesgood. Use 
in tiiuo. Bold by druggists. 
I SOLD BY ALL 
SEND FOR CATALOGUE.^ S/ *Ety™7n HARDWARE DEALERS. 
TESTED AND ENDORSED BY 100 AGRICULTURAL JOURNALS. 
_, ___ . Rural New-Yorker *av*i 
Farm and Fireside says: 
“It Is the only Meat Chopper we ever saw 
that wo would give house room. It has proven 
such n. very useful machine that wo want our 
readers to enjoy its benefits with us.” 
“We have used an Enterprise Meat Chop¬ 
per for three years. It is simply perfect and 
we recommend it unqualifiedly as THE Meat 
Chopper all our friends need.” 
BRICK MACHINES 
manufactured by Young 
&: Co., Kakonto, 1ml., 
are r q u a I to 
-, - any in tilt tnar- 
r GnSftV, ket. Write 
j T*M rSiB. iJ m them at above 
rTTP** address for In- 
. formation. 
OH LAP UIATCD DDflfir ApplUul l,y our new 
strong WHitn rnuur, put«*t method 
With H tho latKir of any other way. Hullin' any other roof. 
No runt or rattle. An Eeotionih'ul amt OL’KAItLE 
KlflttiTITUTli for PLASTER on wall.. Ornamental 
CAftl’KTS i nil Rt It* of aarao molertnI. cheaper nuit 
better than OH Cloth.. G./'i'i'talOieio lutd Stumpier. Frees 
W. H. FAY & CO.CAMDEN, N.J. 
ST. LOUIS. ULSNKAfOLIS. OMAHA. 
Order on trial, address for circular ami location of 
Western and southern Storehouses and Ageuts. 
P. K. DEDERICK & CO., Albany, N. Y. 
WH |TM AN’S REDD u e nd 
^fe^^ PLUN6ER P^ PETUAL 
rk. Guaranteed *11 perior 
KLi kpMTfei", -tjfflpf 'toany Lever Press now 
ntadffrir May, Straw and 
Wool. Always victorious. Received First Premium 
nt til prominent fairs for past live years, over 
Dederlek and others. Illustrated Catalogue Free. 
WHITMAN AGR’L CO.. St. Loui*, Mo- 
MAST, FOOS & CO. 
SPRINGFIELD, 0. 
j Manufacturers 
tusBIHE \ of 
Wr) Miiai.rooj vea I tho 
A St'siunrirTii.. f 
IRON TURBINE 
WIND HA 
ENGINES 
Strong ami Durable* will not 
SwH I .Shrink, Warp* or lluttlo & 
In flio WiimI, 
DUCKEYE- 
D FORCE PUMP 
Works easy and throws a constant li 
•treani. Has Porcelain lined and Brass 
Cylinders. Is easily net. Is the Cheap- II 
est apdBest Fores* Pump Ifi the World wl 
for Peep or Shallow Wells, over DO.OOO 
louse. Never freezes In Winter. Send frj 
for CjrcuUra and Prices, giving dQ&th 
of well, Also inunii/amnrcrst,f the B, lr u ry - 0 
Mower, Buckeye Iron Fence, Buckeye 
Reel, Lawn Sprinkler, etc., etc. 
Lawn 
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PISO'S CURE FOR 
<o 
CONSUMPTION 
IRON WATER PIPE 
Send for catalogue, _ TIIE WELLS RUSTLESS IRON CO., 
Bruuinn, Dow & Co.. Boston Ag’t* lor New Euglnud. 7 and !» Lliffst 
Street, New York. 
yi PISO^S CURE FOR 
CONSUMPTION y> 
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WE JttAMUFACTURE 
WELL DRILLS 
FOB 
fe Water, Coal and Gas, 
Hydraulic or Jetting. 
Large—t stock In America. 
Fiumors with small out¬ 
lay (experience unHccrueari/b Can 
make large prollli. Norisk*. Ctlll 
direct, buynrs to itsyiiij} turritory. 
I’rospix-tliiir for Water, Coal 
-A, urtiiisdomi uu Bpiylleatloll. 
a MT* of WIND MILLS. 
POWIRS. FEED MILLS, 
»DER AND ENSILACE 
TERS, PUMPS AHD WEIL SUP- 
Mi'ull'in th!» Fiqu'r. Send 
l4e. to cover codt malting 
Catalogue. 
CHICAGO 
TUBULAR WELL WORKS. 
(is IV, Luke tit., Chicago, Ilk 
