THE 
GreatAmeron 
COMPANV 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
A PENNY'S 
NNOR.TH or 
TAFFY 
The boy that to Uls mother says, • 
As he the pantry passes, 
And sights the tempting sirup cup, 
"Oh! give me some molasses!” 
Advanced to riper years still cries, 
When wean-ed from his classes. 
And lounging at some watering place, 
“Oh! give me summer lasses !”—New Age. 
Sally: “Why don’t you get married?” Mr. 
W. (fishing): “I am so ugly no one will have 
me.” Sally: “Wouldn't some one as ugly as 
you are have you?”— Life. 
“Here’s Webster on a bridge,” said Mrs. 
partington, as she handed to Ike a new una¬ 
bridged dictionary. “Study it contentively, 
and yon will gain a great deal of inflamation.” 
—Texas Siftings. 
Nervous lady passenger in the train after 
passing a temporary bridge: “Thank good¬ 
ness, we are now ou terra ftnna.” Facetious 
gentleman: “Yes, ma’am. Less terror and 
more firmer.”— The Judge-. 
Another Wayjof Looking at it.— Cook: 
“Sure, mum, Zulu’s just afther bitiu’ th’ lig 
off av the butcher bye I” Mistress: “Deal, 
dear! How dreadfully annoying. Ido hope 
he was a clean boy, Mary!”— Life. 
Owing to the persistent call for “white 
meat, please,” at the summer resorts, a down 
East farmer is practicing on his chickens in 
hopes of inventing a breed of fowls that are 
double-breasted in the back.— Salem Stan¬ 
dard. 
A lawyer engaged in a case before Judge 
Peters, tormented a witness so much with 
questions that the poor fellow at last cried 
out for water. “There,” said the Judge, “I 
thought you would pump him dry.”— Salem 
Standard. 
Gentleman, by request of lady: “Conduc¬ 
tor, put this lady off at the next corner.” 
Polite new conductor: “’Xcuse me, sir: 
seems as how she’s behavin’ of herself; don’t 
seem no occasion for proceedin’ to ’xtremes.” 
—New Age. 
Not long since a little boy was baptized in 
one of our city churches and returned home 
with apparently little thought of the occur¬ 
ence. Soon after his grandmother and aunt 
with whom he lived asked him if lie would 
like to go to churc h: he replied “Yes, if I don’t 
have to have my head bathed.” 
“Hotel keeper: “I want to put up some 
sort of a notice to keep guests out of the back 
hall. Someof them have got into the kitchen, 
and the chief cook is very jealous of his pro¬ 
fessional secrets.” Friend: “Bend out and 
get a ‘No Admittance’ sign” Hotel keep¬ 
er: “That sounds too harsh. I want some¬ 
thing which won’t look so much like a regular 
order—some motto or other." Friend; “Oh, 
put over the kitchen door, ‘Ignorance is 
Bliss.”’— Texas Siftings. 
H. W. Ripley, of Portland, Me., who has 
passed 40 summers in the White Mountains, 
tells a story about Henry Ward Beecher. Mr. 
Beecher once drove a passenger wagon from 
the Twin to the Crawford, just for fun. In 
turning around, his teem became tangled up 
and his wagon bid fail to tip, when a Portland 
and Ogdens burg conductor, looking out of a 
chamber window of the hotel,shouted,“Let go 
your leaders, you-old fool!” “TLats good 
advice, young man,” was Mr. Beecher’s calm 
RICHMOND ClTY^ 
MILL WORKS 
Our latest importation lias arrived from France, and we will be glad to see our 
mends and acquaintances and those with whom we have been In correspondence, 
fact any and all who are in search of first-class PEROHERONS and FRENCH 
COACHKRS, to look them over. We have an exceptionally line lot, and our stud 
Is so large that all may be pleased. We offer the largest uumber and greatest 
variety to select from. All our Imported stock is selected by MR KARNUM him- 
telf personally In France, and he accepts nothing but the best Horses of the most 
approved breeding. 
Our Home bred Stock Is all the progeny of selected sires and dams of the best 
form and most desirable breeding. We guarantee our stock, in’ll on easy terms 
and at low prices. 
We will he glad to answer all correspondence promptly: but we would 
strongly advise persous contemplating the purchase of a horse or mare, Percberon 
or French Coach, to get on the train and come and see us. 
Catalogues Free by Mail. 
RICHMOND, IND. 
Manufacturers of Al 
FLOURING MlLLr 
MACHINERY 
and thrbnl I ICli.M II lit |||{ 
CormFeed Mills 
lu theeuuntry. Send foe 
description and prices. 
LEFFEL’S iron 
Strongest and 
easiest regulated 
All Working J-— *- 1 
Parts made of Malleable Iron 
Catalogue Free Address 
SPRINGFIELD MACHINE CO. 
SPRINGFIELD. OHIO. 
PROPRIETORS OF ISLAND 1IOHF. STOCK FARM, IMPORTERS AND BREEDERS, 
Address all communications to Detroit, Mich.] GKOSSE ISLE, WAYNE CO., MICHIGAN. 
HOL8TBIN-FRIE8IAN8. 
CLYDESDALE, FRENCH COACH AND HAMBLETONIAN HORSES. 
LAKESIDE STOCK FARM lias 
a. The only Cow tti&t has given 021 lbs. 2 G*. of milk in a year. 
|kb« .A Thconly four-yen f-old that hus given ‘2s.uij itr*. t u or- in a year. 
IJBw' ■RAH l/lunl The only two-year old that has given IS,hit lbs. 13o* In a year. 
. ... £ Wgif HW, The only herd of mature Cows that has averaged 17,He lbs. 1 or. lr n year. 
isit'i iJlF The only herd of two-year-old* that has averaged 12,4121 lbs. 7 os. In n year. 
^ tIBWB fiS Tlje , on 7 l wo Xcuf blu Holstelu Friesian that has made 21 lbs. 10?, oz. of put- 
mOTWj Fifty two Cows to this herd have averaged 20 lbs. of butter Inov ek. 
Vi'SrL** ;V| trru.nnLvuiI f ‘' i 11X1 Cows ttIul Helferw In this herd average 17 lbs. 1 48-lUO os. ol butter In a 
CHALLENGE 
,W1ND VII.L8 never 1 uw 
[It dnwn, n record no other 
tmlll can show. «enr on 80 
days* trial. Also feed grind¬ 
ers, shelters, pumps, etc. 
Agents wanted. Catalogues 
free. Cn ALLKNSK Wind 
Mill and Fxxn Mill Co., 
Batavia. Kane Co., Ill. 
vn 1 tiw^T,V/-CLUTH 1 U] 1 13081. '■{W'i*'’ week. ” ' -—- 
Over 11)0 Cows in the Advanced Registry. Fine studB of choice highly-bred Clydesdale. French Coach and 
Hamblctoulan Horses. 
Send for Catalogue giving full records and pedigrees. In writing always mention Rckal Nkw-Youker. 
SMITHS, POWELL «fc LAMB, Syracuse, N. Y 
the customer 
keeping the one 
that suits 
HYACINTHS, TULIPS. CROCUSES. Etc. 
W E deliver at express office In N. Y. City for United states, and In Toronto for 
Canada, the following selected bulbs la various colors and shade* for out door 
planting from the famous bulb farms of 
ANT KDOZEN A SON- Overveen, (near llnnrlem), Holland : 
IS Hyacinths. 12 Pheasant’s-F,ye N arc Is- .'ill Variegated Crocus. 
15 Single Tulips. sus. 12 Snowdrops (Galanthus 
25 Double Tulips. 12 Single Sweet-Scented nivalis). 
Scarlet Due van Tholl. Jonquils, 24 Spanish Iris. 
12 Exhibition Tulips, 50 Large Golden YeUow 12 Scllla Slberlca. 
K a r ro< ThUh 8 - . Crocus. 21 Grape Hyacinths. 
10 Polyanthus Narcissus. 80 Blue Crocus. 12 Trltvleln GnltloratSprino 
13 Daffodils. i 80 White Crocus. Star Flower). 
A pamphlet on cultivation free with each order. Address the sole agent for the 
United Slates and Canuda. Handsome Illustrated Catalogue upon application. 
J. TER KUILE, 31 Broadway, N. Y. (Successor to the late Win. H. 
Order on trlaJ, address for circular and location of 
Western and Southern Storehouses and Agents. 
P. K. DE DERICK A CO., Albany, N. Y. 
SHERWOOD HARNESS CO., 
Syracuse, N. Y. J? 
gUijMinaufouiSf gUvertisiag 
ACTS. WANTED 
GOOD NEWS 
to L ADIES, 
VEGETABLE CUTTERS 
B Sires to cut tine or eoarsc.suit- 
nble fur Cuttle nr Sheep, 
turned by a boy, will easily 
cut two bushels a minute. 
Lowest in Price. 
Uunicnt Worked, 
Most Itnpid ,Y D ii ruble 
THlEi 
Belcher & Taylor 
Agricultural Tool Company, 
Send for Circular. Box 75, Chicopee Fall,, Mass. 
V> CAPACITY 
No. 10. 
, Chops 1 lb. per 
^kmluute, $3.00. 
% No. 12. 
Chops 1 lb. per 
O ■ minute, $2.50. 
I No. 22. 
F. I Chops 2 lbs.per 
M minute, $4.00. 
A. m 
„ # & No. 32. 
* ch °p* a lb8 * 
per minute, 
PIANOFORTES. 
UNEQUALLED IN 
Tone Touch Workmanship and Durability. 
WILLIAM KNAHE <V CO. 
Baltimore: 22 and 24 Fast Baltimore St; Nkw York 
112 I* If th A vo; Washington: 818 Market Space. 
Mention this Paper. 
K&TABLKHRP 1852. 
JACKHON BROTHERS, 
MEW 7021 STATE DEAIM TILE AMD FIPE WOEIS 
MAIN OFFICE. 76 THIRD A VE„ ALBANY, N. Y. 
SEND FOR CATALOGUE. CAN HARDWARE DEALERS. 
TESTED AND ENDORSED BY 100 ABRICULTURAL JOURNALS. 
'Farm and- Fireside sags: . Kuril I N cw-1 orkcr hhtsi 
«It is the Only Meat Chopper we ever saw | “ We have used an Enterprise Meat Chop- 
that we would give house room. It lias proven | P er ,or three Y e ? rS - 11 J* P^ect and 
tuch a very useful machine that we want our | we recommend i!: unqualifiedly as THE Meat 
readers to enjor its benefits with us.” I Chopper all our friends need. 
ROUND, SOLE AND HORSE-SHOE TILE 
Over 18 inches long. By cargo or smallest, quantity. 
Our new Improved machinery makes superior round 
and sole tile excelling anything offered heretofore. 
First premium wherever exhibited. Price list ou ap¬ 
plication. Drain Tile much ties for sale. 
BnlUbt. for Prh.to K^ldooro., P.rk. Ooort Ito.M.. CoMtorUo or PlkO. 
Oroortti, -co..1 r oith.r Ploto or 0rn,m<utot A Ik,, ....oulVturen ofth. 
tMON ILKUiNe WIND ENGINES. BCCSEVE FORCE PUMPS. 
. .. . . Jn BO , OKEY1! *'*WN MOW SMB, ETC ‘ 
Mad/or IIIujtrated Catalogue* and Fric«t to 
. MAST. FOOS & CO„ Springfield. Ohio* 
