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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
NOV 42 
J^umorxms. 
AUTUMN WISDOM. 
When twllterlug swallows leave the eaves 
And songsters leave the rural grove, 
And harvested are nil the sheaves, 
Put tip the stove. 
When weather prophets do begin 
To prophesy with all their soul 
winter inlld and arm, In 
Ten tons Of coal. —Boston Courier. 
Ripening corn is a goldeu enrer .—New Age. 
If there is any one who should be “ rapped 
in slumber,” it is the man who snores. 
“I am going to the post-oflice. Bob; shall I 
inquire for you?” “ Well, yes, if you have a 
mind to, but. don’t think you will find me 
there. ”—Ne w .4 go. 
“CUSTOM made pants,” asserts a tailor. Wo 
do not suppose that this fact can be denied. 
Custom is responsible for a good many disa¬ 
greeable things ,—Burlington Free Press. 
Ralph Waldo Emerson was not a very 
brilliant boy at school, but as he said trium¬ 
phantly to Bronson Alcottoue summer even¬ 
ing when they were ambling down the Con¬ 
cord turnpike: “ I got there just the same.”— 
Somerville Journal. 
An irate female seeks admittance to the 
editor’s sanctum. “But I tell you, madam,” 
protests the attendant, “that the editor is too 
ill to talk to any one to-day.” “Never mind, 
you lot mein. I’ll do the talking.”— Sacra¬ 
mento Bee. 
Young Ted Castle: “Quite a lot of girls 
smiled at me on my way down the avenue 
just now, Jack; chawming girls they were, 
too.” Jack: "1 don’t wonder they smiled, 
Teddy. Your necktie is way around under 
your ear .”—Saturday Mirror. 
A Scotch Presbyterian minister who mar¬ 
ried a couple of his parishioners felt exceed¬ 
ingly disconcerted ou his asking the bride¬ 
groom if he were willing to take the woman 
for his wife, by his scratching his head and 
sayiDg, “Ay, I’m wullin’, but I’d rather bae 
her sister .”—Farm Journal. 
Robinson stood on the corner, his attitude 
expressive of pain. “What’s the matter, 
Robinson ?" inquired Dumley, who chanced to 
be passing, ‘ Rheumatism again? You look 
sort o’ t wisted.” "No,” responded Robinson, 
“my wife has just made me half a dozen new 
shirts, and I’ve got one of ’em ou .”—New 
York Sun. 
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The only herd of mature Cow- that has averaged IT.IDH lbs. I or. In a year. 
Tin' only herd of twii-v-ear-oltl"* that has averaged 12,tOD lbs. 1 or.. In a year. 
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Fifty two Cows In this herd have averaged 20 lbs of butter In one week. 
KKI Cows and llelfers in this herd average IT lbs. I 43-100 or. of butter In a 
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