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ijimtamts. 
TOO LATE. 
The keen-edged scvthe is laid aside, 
No more the mower cuts his swathf 
The Anglomaniac in the tide 
No longer takes his morning bawth. 
Because the time has passed away 
For bathing and for making hay. 
—Boston Courier. 
Strange to say, a. cross road is often very 
pleasant.— Boston Bulletin. 
The bored of education: Children who 
hate school.— West Haven Budget. 
If colors could talk, many a woman would 
be a walking Bedlam.— Hotel Mail. 
Why is a tooth drawn like a thing forgot¬ 
ten? Because it’s out of the head.— Baltimore 
Democrat. 
The little girl who was cross every night 
said it was because her mother put her to bed 
surly .—Farm journal. 
“It’s a cold day when I get left,” said the 
summer straw hat, as it cuddled up snugly in 
the dust on top of the wardrobe.— Puck. 
If your hat blows off in the street follow it 
placidly and with gentle dignity. Somebody 
else will chase it for you.— Harper's Bazar. 
There is one kind of raw material that is 
preity plentiful in the campaign just now. It 
is the hurrah material.— Yonker's Statesman. 
Mentor: Our idea of a strong-minded 
person is one who can read the advertisement 
of a patent medicine, and yet not have the 
disease.— Lowell Citizen. 
According to an advertisement in a Brock- 
ville paper relating to a town contract a con¬ 
dition is; “The contractor to,expire on the 
30th April, 1889.— Toronto Globe. 
There is a moss-covered adage that says a 
rolling stone gathers no moss. But what use 
would moss be to it, anyhow? It would only 
interfere with the rolling.— Siftings. 
Friend (to convalescent): “I s’pose your 
pneumonia cost you a good deal, Brown?” 
Convalescent: “Oh, no: I got it in an open 
street car for five cents.”— Harper's Bazar. 
Mrs. Partington wants to know why the 
captain of a vessel can’t keep a memorand im 
of the weight of his anchor instead of weigh¬ 
ing it every time he leaves port.— Gi'ange 
Visitor. 
Mistress: “Aren’t the eggs boiled yet, Bi 
delia?” Bidelia (thenew cook from Tralee): 
“I dunno, mum. They’ve been boiling eight 
hours, mum, but, faith, the skin hasn’t come 
off ’em yet.”— Town Topics. 
“I saw the shallowest grave in the world on 
Thirty-ninth street yesterday.” “Thirty 
ninth s'.reet?” “Yes; I met Bawnso there and 
accused him of cutting me the day before. 
He said he was buried in thought.”— Tid-Bits. 
Said a distinguished patient to his physi¬ 
cian: “Doctor, will you hand me my medi¬ 
cine, please?” “Excuse me, sir,” responded 
the man of science, “but I am only connected 
with the bulletin part of your case. Another 
doctor will be here directly.”— Life. 
“Well, Davie, did you enjoy your visit to 
the museum?” “Yes, mamma.” “Do you re¬ 
member any of the nice things you saw?” 
“Oh, yes, I remember lots of them.” “And 
can you tell me what they were called?” “Yes; 
most of them were called ‘Hands Off!’ ”— N. Y. 
Journal. 
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Mother : “And the serpent, as a punishment for tempting Eve, was made to crawl all the 
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rest of his life.” 
Bobbie : “ Well, mamma, how did he get along before ? ” 
The Great Butter Herd! 
HOLSTEIN-FRIESIAN CATTLE, 
CLYDESDALE, PERCHERON, FRENCH COACH AND HAMBLETONIAN 
HORSES, BERKSHIRE AND CHESHIRE SWINE. 
The Lakeside Herd of Holstein-Friesians stands un¬ 
rivaled in average production of Milk and Butter. All interested 
are invited to send for Catalogue, giving complete records and pedi- 
vr“es of every animal in the herd, and to personally in' estigatp the 
truth of this statement before purchasing. A large and very c .mice 
stud of Clydesdale Horses of all ages, fine young Percheron Stallions, 
elegant Imported French Coach Stallions, Standard Bred Hambletonian 
iso Cows in Advanced Registry Stallions, of the best trotting strains. Registered Berkshire and 
Cheshire Swine. Prices low for quality of stock. 
SMITHS, POWELL & LAMB, Syracuse, N. Y. 
In writing always mention The Rural New-Yorker. 
THE SYRACUSE NURSERIES, 
OLD AND RELIABLE, 
ARE STILL OFFERING THE MOST COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF YOUNG, SMOOTH, THRIFTY STOCK IN 
AMERICA. 
Iinnnvi) APPLES. STANDARD PEARS. DWARF PEARS (Hitrb and Low Headed), 
BUDDED ATT As«UBERRIES, PEACHES, (RINCKS, RICIAN APRICOTS. 
GOOSEBERRIES, CURRANTS, and a lull line ol 
ORNAMENTAL TREES, SHRUBS, etc. Also Extra Sized STANDARD PEARS of the Finest Quality. 
Special Inducements to Buyers in large quantities. Trade List out August 1st. 
SMITHS, POWELL LAMB, Syracuse, N. V. 
OYER’S FARM GRIST MILL 
i v n i nnEniP at ■ ■ ■ ■ Established 1852. 
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Warranted CAST STEEL GRINDING PARTS, CAST STEEL 
COB CRUSHER, and Sieve for Meal. 
REQUIRES LESS POWER. DOES MORE WORK, 
and is the MOST DURABLE Mill made. Is sold as low as ordinary . 
Cast Iron Mills. I*f'Send for catalogue for full information. 
W. L. BOYER & BRO., Sixth & Germantown Ave„ Philadelphia, Pa. 
Also manufacturers of Level Tread Horse Powp“S, Threshers, Feed Cutters. &c. 
SCIENTIFIC ^ 1 ™ 1 .™ 
Jhe BEST MILL an EARTH 
has our SAFETY BOTTOM intended to prevent breakage should 
1 Iron accidentally get into Mill. Other improvements adapt Mill to grinding 
EAR CORN with SHUCKS on. 
A great saving of feed as well as labor of Husking. 
The coming Feed for practical, economical Feeders. 
Try it. Can only be made practically on the Scientific 
which also grinds any and all other kinds of Grain. 
WE GUARANTEE and better results 
than can be obtained with any other Mill. 
YJL#C Ol I A D A IUTCC the Strongest, the simp- 
WCwUAIlAli I EELlest and the cheapest Mill 
made, quality of work, life-time of plates, and other 
parts considered. Sent on trial to responsible parties. 
Numerous sizes for all Powers. All fully guaranteed. 
Catalogue. Address THE FOOS MFC. CO. SPRINGFIELD, O. 
RUSTLESS 
IRON WATER PIPE. 
Send for catalogue. 
Brainan. bow & Co.. Bostan. 
THE WELLS RUSTLESS TRON Co. 
. Sti 
Ag’ts lor New England. 
12 Cliff Street. New York. 
1/1 
ELLY’S DUPLEX GRINDING MILL 
id A 1 
Men ^ 
BETTER than the “BEST MILL ON EARTH.” 
For CORN and COB and all kinds of CRAIN. 
Sizes: 2 to 12 horse power. Will grind from 8 to 50 Bushels per hour. The 
only Mill that grinds on both sides of the Revolving Burr, giving Double the 
GRINDING SURFACE of any other Mill made. Every Mill fully 
warranted. Our new hand book for Farmers and Feeders sent Free. 
SPRINGFIELD ENGINE & THRESHER CO. Springfield, O 
ISLAND HOME STOCK FARM. 
Savage & Farnum,Impor¬ 
ters and Breeders of Per¬ 
cheron and French Coach 
Horses, IslandHomeStock 
Farm, Grosse Isle,Wayne 
County, Mich. We offer a 
very large stud of horses 
to select from,we guaran¬ 
tee our stock.makcprlces 
reasonable, and sell on 
easy terms. Visitors al 
ways welcome. Large 
catalogue free. Address 
Savage Sc Farnum, 
Detroit, Mich. 
Percheron Horses, 
French Coach Horses. 
Best Farm Bo ler 
EVE It MADE 
For Cooking Feed 
tor *tock, Heating 
MMk or ater in 
Dairies, **mall 
Cheese Factories ? 
lor Bath - Rooms, 
Laundries Scald¬ 
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dress J K. PURINTON&CO., 
Dallas Center, iowa, 
FAST AND BRIGHT ,5^5 
,. i . . ... ■■■■ .. . m i , and boiling. Tui key 
Red.Yellow, Cardinal, Blue, Scar'et. Pink, and Brown. 
10 cents per package by mail Agents wanted. 
W. CUSHING A CO., Foxcroft. Me. 
Warner’s Log Cabin Sarsaparilla Reg¬ 
ulates the Regulator. Largest Sarsaparilla 
bottle in the market. Manufactured by pro¬ 
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druggists. Take no other—it is the best. 
NEW 
BAILEY 
CUTTER. 
Six sizes, for hand, 
horse and steam power. 
Only machine made 
with a drawing and 
shearing cut. Great 
saving of power and 
increase of capacity. 
Made only by 
„ , , -, AMES PLOW CO., 
S«nd for circulars and catalogue, Sostca and Hew York. 
VEGETABLE GUTTERS. 
S. zo i to cut fine or coarse, suit 
abie for Cuttle or f'lieep; 
turned by a boy; will easily 
cut two bushels a minute. 
Lowest in Price, 
Easiest Worked, 
Most Rapid A Durable 
in Use. 
■X* TL~ 
Belcher & faylor 
Agricultural Tool Company. 
Send for Circular. Box TS, Chicopee Falls, Mass 
AUTUMN PLANTING. 
For imperative reasons in iavor 
ot Autiinru planting of DFCJLDU- 
OUS TREES and SHRUBS and 
RHODODENDRONS and tor cat¬ 
alogues and planting plans, apply 
to 
PARSONS & SONS CO. 
LIMITED, 
FLUSHING, NEW YORK, 
VICTORY FEED MILL 
STRONG, 
.SIMPLE 
AND 
DURABLE 
The best 
general- 
puroo s e 
Mill in 
the world 
Made in Three 
Sizes, with ca¬ 
pacity from 8 to 
50 bu. per hour. 
Grinds ear corn 
Hpiand all kinds of 
small grain. 
^Sell-sharpen- 
ing Plates, 
j Every Mill war¬ 
ranted. For cir¬ 
cular address 
The Victory Feed Mill Co., Springfield, O. 
ENTIRELY NHW. 
CLARK’S CUTAWAY HARROW, 
Supersedes the plow; beats the world: ground made 
into a perfect seed bed; has a seeding attachment for 
sowing all kinds of grain. Send for new circular with 
full description. HIGGANUM M’FGCORPOK- 
ATION, Higgauum, Conn., Sole Manufacturers. 
Warehouses, 189 and 191 Water St., New York, and 
South Market St., Boston, Mass. 
S%||||C KEVOI.VF.K8. Bend stamp ror price 
vUnw list to J. H. Johnston & Son,Pittsburg, Pa, 
GOOD NEWS 
TO LADIES. 
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up orders for our celebrated 
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a beautiful Gold Band or Moss 
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u uauu Moss Rose Toilet Set, Watch, Brass Lamp, 
Vebster’s Dictionary. For full particulars address 
THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
• O.Boxm 81 and 33 Veeey St., New York. 
