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THE -RUBAI, KEW-TORKE1L 
JULY 24 
Mary: “F-e-r-m-e-n-t, ferment—to work.” 
Mamma: “Now, place it in a sentence to show me you really "understand it.” 
Mary: “in summer I love to ferment in the garden.” 
ijitmonmg. 
At Cairo, Michigan, a young woman 
mistook for her hair dye the family blueing 
bottle, and she now sports a head of azure hair. 
Baltimore County Democrat. 
Miss Ethel (confidentially): “Do you know, 
Clara, that I had two offers of marriage 
last week.” Miss Clara (with enthusiasm): 
«‘Oh, I am delighted,dear! Then the report is 
really true that your uncle left you his 
money.”— Life. 
Little Dot: “I like my papa best. Don’t you 
yours?” Litte Dick: “No, 1 don’t. My papa 
spanks me.” “Mine don’t me; my mamma does, 
though.” “My mamma hardly ever spanks. 
Wouldn’t it be nicest my .’mamma and your 
papa should get married?” 
Town & Country Journal. 
Elvira: “Miss Bush is perfectly splendid in 
water-colors.” Jeanette: “Why! Does she 
paint?” Elvira: “Oh, no; she wears a ma¬ 
rine-blue dress, lake-red basque, rainbow rib¬ 
bons, sea-foam lace, and sunset on-the-sea 
parasol.” Jeanette: “Yes; and her age is up 
in the aqua-fortis.”— Puck. 
Shouldn’t Keep Them.— “ Do you keep 
bananas ?” inquired Jones of the groceryman. 
“Yes, sir.” “What do you want to keep’em 
for ? Why.don’t you sell ’em?” And be rushed 
out just in time to miss the rotten apple the 
groceryman fired at him.— Medical Cassics. 
Agricultural writer to his wife: “ Mary, 
did you feed the hogs ?” “Yes.” “And milk 
the cows?” “ Yes.” “ And/water the horses ?” 
“Yes.” “And get all the chickens in?” “Yes.” 
“Well J.give me a piece of paper and a pencil. 
I want to write an article; for an agricultural 
paper on “ The Necessity of Farmers Giving 
their Personal Attention to their Stock.”— 
Nebraska Farmer. 
Young Wife: “John, I wish you would 
rock the baby.” Young husband: “What’ll 
I rock the baby for?” Y. W.: “Because he is 
not very well. And what’s more, half .of him 
belongs to you, and you should not object to 
rock him.” Y. H.: “Well, don't half belong 
to you?” Y. W.: “Yes.” Y. H.: “Well, 
you can rock your half, and let my half hol¬ 
ler.”— Cleveland Town Topics, 
gfUsOTUaittous 
WEAVER ORGANS 
Are the Finest in Tone, Style, Finish and general 
make up of any goods made. Guaranteed for 6 years. 
Send for Catalogue, testimonials and terms, free, to 
Weaver (*'g»n and Plano Co., 
Factory. York. Pa. 
GOOD NEWS 
TO LADIES, 
Greatest inducements ever of¬ 
fered. Now’s your time to get 
up orders for our celebrated 
’l ens and Coffees, and secure 
a beautiful Gold Band or Moss 
Rose China Tea Set, Dinner Set, 
Toilet Set, Watch, Brass Lamp, 
ebster’s Dictionary. For full particulars address 
the CHEAT AMERICAN TEA CO., 
O Box 289- 31 and 33 Vesey St., New \ ork. 
Scotch Farmer, lately arrived, vishes position 
to take charge of gentleman’s country place or ranch; 
fully competent in all details; best references. Ad¬ 
dress D., 77 Sussex Street, Jersey City, N. J. 
§ra(eful!)E 3 19^5. (oKSTRucnoN r 
tone..*:* Beautiful Tinisu, 
C.C.BRIGG5 
APPLETON ST. BOSTON MASS. 
MANUFACTURERS OF 
■SQUARE . UPRIGHT 
THE SYRACUSE NURSERIES, 
OL I> AND 11EIAAHLE, 
ARE STILL OFFERING THE MOST COMPLETE ASSORTMENT OF YOUNG, SMOOTH, THRIFTY STOCK IN 
AMERICA. 
BUDDED APPLES, STANDARD PE4US, DWARF PEARS (High and Low Headed), 
PLUMS, CHERRIES, PEACHES, DUINCES, RUSSIAN APRICOTS, 
GOOSEBERRIES, CURRANTS, and a lull line of 
ORNAMENTAL TREES, SHRUBS, etc. Also Extra Sized STANDARD PEARS of the Finest Quality. 
Special Inducements to Buyers in large quantities. Trade List out August 1st. 
SMITHS, POWELL & LAMB, Syracuse, N. V. 
It positively prevents Butter 
from ever becoming Rancid, 
and causes It to retain Its freshness, aroma, and tine 
llavor for months—even when exposed to atmospher 
ic Influences for a long time. 
Endorsed by the leading agricultural papers. Also 
by Creameries, Dairymen, and others throughout the 
country. Retail Price at New York, 224 lb. Sack, $4. 
Hold your J line Butter for a J anuary Price 
Send for Circular. 
Butter Preservative Salt Co., 
cr-FicE and Factory: 
Foot of West 11th Street, New York City. 
MALLEY TARCETorSPARROW GUN 
WILL SHOOT 1000 FEET. 
And Accurately 30 to 50 Feet. 
IfG. 
M 
9 a 
Ae' 
Entirely new, accurate as a rifle. No 
j,noise; no powder; no fire. 300 shots cost hut 10 cts. It 
■ ^ is the Gun for Rats, Cats, ENGLISH SPARROWS and small 
game. Delights old and young. Price #2.00; by express prepaid, #2,50 
in U. S. Agents Wanted. Trade Supplied. Circulars Free. 
J. J^TATROUS, Man’fr, 213 Race Street, CINCINNATI, OHIO, 
MAST, FO/S&CO., 
SPRING (ELD, O. 
BUCKEYE FOBCE?y/IMP. 
IRON TURUIN 1 if WINDMILL. 
BUCKEYE WROi< RT-1RON PUNCHED 
RAIL FENCE >C 
BUCKEYE LA1VL? /FOWERS. 
BUCKEYE HIN'i REELS AND LAWN 
.SPRINKLER . 
Sendfor Illustrated .talogue and Price List. 
AGAIN! 
ESTABLISHED 1852. 
JACKSON BROTHERS, 
NEW YOBX STATE CHAIN TILE AND PIPE WOBXS, 
MAIN OFFICE, 76 THIRD AYR., ALBANY, N. Y. 
ROUND, SOLE AND HORSE-SHOE TILE, 
Over 13 Inches long. By cargo or smallest quantity. 
Our new improved macninery makes superior round 
and sole tile, excell'ng anything offered heretofore. 
First Premium wherever exhibited. Price list on ap¬ 
plication. Drain Tile machines for sale. 
Celery Plants.— Boston Market and Golden 
Dwarf tine plants. 35 cents per hundred by express. 
W. M. REBER, Beavertown, Pa. 
One of the most unique, original and 
delightful of the Weekly Newspapers of 
America, and the 
RURAL NEW-YORKER 
both for the rest of the year for only 
Address the 
FRUIT FARM FOR SALE.' 
6,000 Pears: 1,000 Peaches, just coming in bearing; 
25 miles from Washington, D, C.; lMi mile from Rail¬ 
road Station; 230 acres In farm. For terms, etc., ad¬ 
dress J. D. SPRING, Herndon Fairfax Co., Ya. 
RURAL NEW-YORKER, 
34 Park Row, New York. • 
tl „, STRAWBERRIES 
Now is the time to plant 10 secure a good crop next 
season. Our plants are in the finest condition. Cat¬ 
alogue containing full directions mailed free. 
Cl I UflMPCD 9 DADDV mt.hope nupsfriis, 
LLLfVAMjtn a danni, Rochester, n. y. 
ISLAND HOME STOCK FARM. 
Savage & Farnum,Impor¬ 
ters and Breeders of Per 
cheron and French Coach 
Horses,IslandHomeStock 
Farm, Grosse Isle,Wayne 
County, Mich. We offer a 
very large stud of horses 
to select from,weguaran- 
tee our stock,make prices 
reasonable, and sell on 
easy terms, Visitors al¬ 
ways welcome. Large 
catalogue free. Address 
Savage & Farnum, 
Detroit, Mich. 
Percheron Horses. 
French Coach Horses. 
THE COLD WATER DIP ( Thymo-Cresol) is a 
Diseases of Live-Stock. Used and recommen¬ 
ded by the leading Breeders and Veterinarians 
throughout the world. Send for Circular. 
T. W. Lawford & Co., Baltimore, Md. 
handy, sure,safe,abso¬ 
lutely NON-POISON- 
OUS REMEDY for 
Lice,Fleas,Ticks,Scab, 
all Insect Pests, all skin 
MANGE 
troubles, and many 
THE PERKINS’ 
Wind Mill 
igei 
Regulating Wind Mill made 
Full instructions for erecting" sent with 
the first mill. All Wind Mills war¬ 
ranted. For Circulars and Prices 
address 
THE PERKINS’ WIND MILL 
AND AX CO., 
Agents Wanted. Mishawaka, Ind. 
Mention Rural New-Yorker. 
LANE’S PATENT STEEL 
Send for Cir¬ 
cular. 
Manufact’d by 
ANTI-FRICTION. 
The most perfect 
article of its k i nf< 
made. No more break' 
age; ease of move-; 
mentand satisfactio 
guaranteed. Lane’ 
PATENT STEEL TRACK 
No Wood work. 
Simple and durable. 
LANE BROS., Poughkeepsie, N. 
Sold by Hardware Dealers Generally. 
CIDER 
MACHINERY. 
Knuckle Joint and Screw 
Presses. Graters, klevators, 
Pumps, etc. Send for cata¬ 
logue. 
Boomer & Boschert Press Co., 
118 W. Water St., Syracuse, 
New York. 
EVAPORATO R 
corrugated 
pan over firebox, 
doubling boiling 
capacity; small 
interchangeable syrup 
pans (connected by 
siphons), easily han¬ 
dled for cleansing and storing; 
and a perfect antomatic 
regulator. The Cham pion 
is as great an improvement 
_ over the Cook pan as the 
latter was over the old iron kettle hung on a fence 
rail. Catalogues Free. Mention this paper. 
%.H. GRIMM & CO., HUDSON, OHIO, 
Order on trial, address for circular and location of 
DEDERICK’S HA 
PRESSES. 
the customer 
keeping the one 
that suits 
Western and Southern Storehouses and Agents. 
P. IC. DEDERICK A. CO., Albany, N. Y. 
Pennsylvania Agricultural Works, York, Pa. 
Farqmhar’s Standard Engines and Saw Bills. 
* Send for Catalogue. Portable, Sta¬ 
tionary, Traction and Automatic Bm- 
gines a specialty. W arranted equ al or 
superiorto 
any made. 
A. B. FABQUHAB A S05, York, Pa. 
Corn Shelters, Fodder Masticators, Grist Mills,etc. 
FARQUHAR VIBRATING SEPARATOR. 
^ cchin crr»Q r.ATAinmiP 
SEND FOR CATALOGUE. 
Wonderful 
Capacity. 
t eckkr’s Patent 
Washing Machine 
Improved.ap 
proaehes nearer 
the old method 
of liand-rubblng 
than any device 
yet introduced to 
the pul,lie. Easily 
work’d and wash¬ 
es perfectlyclean 
jucuiars tree. 
iN. C. BAUGHMAN 
rk, Pa. 
