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MAY 4 
THE AURAL NEW-YORKER. 
fynmovms. 
The Rural New-Yorker is prepared to 
offer very liberal terms to good, responsible, 
permanent agents. Correspondence solicit¬ 
ed. 
“I Believe in free raw material?,” said the 
cannibal who had just captured a missionary 
and was in too much of a hui ry to roast him. 
—New York Press. 
“Is the baby strong?” “Well, rather. 
You know what a tremendous voice he has?” 
“ Yes ” “ Well, he lifts that five or six times 
an hour-”— Harper's Bazar. 
A hen always begins to wipe her feet when 
she goes into a newly made flower bed. At 
least she seems by ner motions to bo wiping 
her feet.— Somerville Journal. 
Miss Kate: “O, mamma ! don’t take those 
plants, they look so poverty-stricken.” Mrs. 
Suddenly Rich: “Poverty-stricken.” Miss 
Kate: “Yes, they haven’t a scent.”— Chicago 
Tribune. 
The tenor in a fashionable church choir 
found to his horror that his voice all at once 
became unpleasantly thick. He strained it, 
but without any good effect.— New York 
Tribune. 
It is said that Tennyson sometimes spends 
hours on a single line. We can rattle off a 
single line in the twinkling of an eye; it is the 
second line that exhausts our poetic genius.,—- 
Weekly Ithacan. 
SCENE: GRAMMAR CLASS. 
TUTU TVnr l 'n f Whenever burned or blistered, ap- 
JD UIUl XUXJ Jpiv PHENOL SODIQUE promptly 
to the spot. It relieves pain, heals and cures 
bo quickly, that not even a scar is left to 
point out the burned place. 
CFI A T TYli’Tt 1 No,matter how badly, npply 
! 1 -hEnOL SODIQUE, ns per di¬ 
rections, at once; it stops the pain, destroys 
the inflammation, and easily removes all 
marks and scars. It is a great blessing. Keep 
it where you can easily use it, if needed. 
WnTTTVTTYT-n ? with ft knife, bruised, laco- 
VV U U UJhU 1 rated, mashed, ever so lmdly, 
PHENOL SODIQUE will quickly cure, lieu: 
and drive out the pain. In cases of ulceration 
or amputation, it destroys all tendencies to 
gangrene. A boon to patient and physician. 
Sold by Druggists and Merchandise Dealers. 50cts. 
a bottle. Send for descriptive circulars and testimo¬ 
nials to Hance lluos. <& White, Prop’rs, Philadelphia. 
The Worcester Buckeye Mower 
Has Patented Self-Oiling Pitman, In¬ 
suring Safety and Perfect Working. 
hn a Scythe which Cannot he Broken; 
IIuh an Inside Shoe which Cannot be 
Clogged; Has Patented Chafe Plates. 
Always Maintaining the Shear Cut. 
No oilier Machine has these improvements. 
Don’t fall to see It. Send for 1889 Circulars. We 
refer to Thirty-live ThouMnnd farmers in New 
England who use the Worcester Buckeye. 
Agents Wanted in Unoccupied Territory. 
THE RICHARDSON MANUF’G CO., 
Worcester, Mass. 
“Did you ever go to the circus, Jim?” 
asked oue small urchin of another. “ Not a 
real circus,” said Jim, reflectively, “but I’ve 
seen my mother chase chickens into the coop.’’ 
Nebraska Fanner. 
Smokeless gunpowder is the latest addi¬ 
tion to the science of war. Now let some¬ 
body invent a smokeless cigarette, and peace 
will have ber victories no less renowned than 
war.— Boston Transcript. 
“Do you buy your music by the roll?” 
said a gentleman to the deacon’s daughter. 
“No, sir,” she sweetly replied; “I always 
wait until Sunday, when I can get it by the 
choir.”— New York Journal. 
ISLAND HOME STOCK FARM. 
Savage & Farnum.Impor- 
tyrs and Breeders of Per- 
cheron and French Coach 
Horses,IslandHomeStock 
Farm, Grosse Isle,Wayne 
County, Mich. We offer a 
very large stud of horses 
to select from,we guaran¬ 
tee our stock,make prices 
reasonable, and sell on 
easy terms, Visitors al. 
ways welcome. Large 
catalogue free. Address 
Savage A Farnum. 
Detroit, Mich. 
Percberon Horses. 
ITrench Coach Horse*. 
puts on a 
Ioad 
-IN ~ 
10 MlNUTtS. 
v * ADDRES 
Keystone 
KeVstojJe 
(IW Ibade ^ 4 
7000 
SOLD. 
McNTI ON THI5.PAPER, 
H0LST1IN-FRIESIAN CATTLE 
Special inducement for 
the next sixtv days! 
On account of being obliged to vacate 500 acres, 
April 1, we musl reduce our stock of Horses and Cattle. 
The Grandest Lot of 
IIUTTEIt Bit ED BELEM 
Ever Offered * 
Cows and Heiiers equally choice. Superb 
CLYDESDALE Stallions, Mares and Fil¬ 
lies. PERCH EttON Stallions ol superior 
breeding. TKOTTING-BK ED Stallions o 
choicest tumi- 
lirs. FRENCH 
COACH Stal¬ 
lions and Fillies 
of u n e q u a I e d 
style und action. 
First come tlrsi served. Send Jor Catalogue 
or better come and see for yourselves. In 
writing mention this paper. 
SMITHS, POWELL A, LAMB, 
160 Head 1 b Advanced Bsgiitry. SYEACUSE. N. Y. 
Teacher: “ What is the future of ‘He drinks ?’ ” 
Johnny (after considerable thought): “ He is drunk.” 
WITH SURFACE SKIMMER. 
Superior to nil Others. Private Dairies and Factories. 
MOSELEY & STODDARD MANUFACT’G 00., Rutland, Vt' 
We make from the best material Superior Articles' 
I of Dairy Goods, that are models of strength and simplici-' 
tv. Unquestioned proof given of their durability. Sole manu¬ 
facturers of Curtis’ Improved Factory Churn, Mason’s 
] Power Butter Worker, Lever Worker, Curtis’ Square 
I Box Churn, Itcctnngulnr Churn, ('remit Vuis.Dog Power.etc. 
‘One Fiiniily Churn nt wholesale where we have no 
Inaent.” All goods warranted exactly as represented. TWO COM) 
AND FOURTEEN SILVER MEDALS awarded for superiority. 
CORNISH, CURTIS & GREENE, Fort Atkinson, WisT 
SUCKER 
The FISH BRAND SLICKER is warranted waterproof, and will keep you dry 
in the hardest storm. The new POMMEL 8I.ICKEK is a perfect riding coat, 
and covers the entire saddle. Beware of imitations. None genuine without the 
“Fish Brand" trade-mark. Illustrated Catalogue free. A.J.Tower, Boston,Moss. 
The Best 
Waterproof 
Coat. 
universal MEDEHIILMJITOII 
For Weeding and Cultivating all hoed crops. For 
nutting In Grain and Grass and Hungarian or Millet 
it lias no equal. Every farmer should inquire into 
its merits. Ex-Gov. ROBIE, Master Me. State Grange, 
writes: ‘‘It should be owned by every farmer In the 
country." Send postal card for olrculars and testi¬ 
monials. All parties in Middle States should address 
BROWN MFG. CO., 40 DEY ST., NEW YORK. All others 
'UNIVERSAL WEEDER CO., North Veare, Hillsboro Co. N. H. 
PBU r i£YE SUNBEAM CULTIVATOR 
Manufactured by P.P.MAST&GO. 
ESTABLISHED 
1854 . 
SPRINGFIELD, O. 
WHEELS and 
SPRINGS at 
Ends of Beams. 
This Cultivator has the rear ends of the beams pivoted to ft Cross-head to which the 
Mliovel Standards are attached find a secondary , beam or rod pivoted to the coupling In 
front and to tlu- Cross-head in the rear, by which the Shovels are end oUhe 
whatever may be the position ofthem moved Mdewl^ The Bprilng^ the f^t 
,ho row. We attach 
...... ator ban no equal In 
Wo also manufacture the 
I enables the operator to move them easily fro 
assrstsJnVaiBing when ji'I^Ue^turi^^t Ute^eml of^tlm 
beams supports them when In use, and < 
these Reams also to our Riding: and Tonguelesa 
the market, and can not fail to he appreciated hv any farmer who sees it. 
Branch 
Man 
? and 
BUCKEYE DRILL BUCKEY^EDEr/BUCKEYE CIDER MILLS AN D HAY RAKES, 
n, t, H ousesT •I.Oa.IcTpl.la Pa.t INorla. III*.: ML Paul, Minn.; Hanna- City, M». 
Plan Iriiiielaeo, < »L f rite Itor Circular to eHher^t he sbowflrms orto 
p. p. MAST <Sc CO. SPRINGFIELD, OHIO 
Who ventures into peril will perish therein 
There is peril in your constipated condition, 
unless you use 
Warner’s Log Cabin LIVEIt FILLS, 
and find the certain and immediate relief 
they afford. Price, 25 cents a bottle. 
AVegetableWonder! 
Copyright, 1888, by Peter Henderson Al Co. 
HENDERSON’S NEW 
Bush Lima Bean. 
Can and Should be Grown in every | 
Garden on the Continent. 
Of all the Novelties in Garden Products I 
over sent out, there is nothing so entirely distinct | 
and valuable as this New Vegetable. Tho I 
old Lima lican can only be grown on polos, 
wliilo the Ni;\V Ji USII 1.1 M l grows and is 
cultivated exactly like the common bush or snap 
bean (growing only 18 inches high), and from 
the time of its bearing in July, produces in 
abundance delicious Lima Beans throughout the 
entire season until frost. It lias, besides, an 
additional value, in that it is two weeks I 
earlier than any other Lima Bean, being fit 
for the table in from forty to fifty days from 
time of planting. 
JPrice (by mail) 2.1 cents per packet,\ 
5 packets for $1.00, l‘£ packets for\ 
$2.00 (12 packets sufficient for an | 
ordinary - sized family for t lie season). 
JHrections for growing on each packet. I 
Jlemittaiic.es can be sent either by l‘ost I 
Ojjicc. Order, Postal Note or Stamps. 
$100.00 in Cash Prizes for single plants 
bearing greatest number of pods. For 
conditions see Manual offered below. 
Every purchaser of Henderson's Hash \ 
TAina Hean will be sent, without charge, our 
Man ii at, of KvicuYTiirNu fob tiik Garden, a | 
book of 140 pages, size, 9x11, containing 3 col¬ 
ored plates (tho price of which is 2*', cents), on I 
the distinct understanding, however, that I 
those ordering will say in what paper they saw [ 
this advertisement. 
36 6c 37 Cortlandt Street, New York. 
