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536 
THI RURAL MIW-Y 0 RKER. 
The Rural New-Yorker is prepared to 
offer very liberal terms to good , responsible , 
permanent agents. Correspondence solicit¬ 
ed. 
“What color is a field of grass when cov¬ 
ered with snow? Invisible green .”—Texas 
Industrial Review. 
“What shall we do to get rid of smoke ?’> 
asks a Cincinnati newspaper. Move the town. 
—Chicago Journal. 
Little Boy, looking at lady triend: “You 
got shrinks in your forehead just like my 
mamma.” He meant wrinkles. 
“ I say, doctor, you who know medicine 
from A to Izzard, what do you do yourself 
when you have a bad cold?” Physician (who 
does not believe in giving advice gratis): 
“ Cough.”— Judge. 
Entirely at Ease: Ernheimer: “ I 
yoosd lefd dot seat?” McSweeny: “ Is thot 
so?” Ernheimer: “Y-a-a-s.” McSweeny: 
“Ye wor a big fool. It’s as aisy as anny 
wan in th’ car -r -r 1”— Puck. 
“That plan of a $2,500 house you printed,” 
remarked a constant reader to the editor, 
“ was very fine, but one point was rathor oo- 
scure.” “ What was that ?” “It didn’t say 
how to get the $2,500.”— Harper's Bazar. 
When a sudden gust of wind strikes a 
woman with a Directoire gown, the way her 
BOY WAS CAUGHT. 
four coat-tails shoot out at right angles from 
her waist puts a man’s claw-hammer coat 
completely in the shade .—New York Tribune. 
Waiter: “1 can recommend the eggs, sir. 
They’re beautifully fresh, new-laid, intact!” 
Mac Duffer: “Wha 1- , to-day ?'’ His Spouse 
(horrified): “My love, what are vou thinking 
about! You don’t suppose hens lay on the 
Sabbath ?”—Pick Me Up. 
•- • 
It takes the stings of sixty honey-bees to 
kill a man; so if you ever happen to have an 
experience of this sort you .can safely bang 
.•around 4 ad enjoyyourself until the fiftieth* 
bee stabs you. ' Then tt is time to be excusing 
, yourself .— 1 ’BvCrlington Press. , 
pLD man (at head of stairs at 2:30*a. m.): 
“Susie, what-tiinp is it ?” Susie (with a secend 
look at Reginald" who loosens his grip): “A 
fewpiintites past 10, papa.” OldMan: “Don’t 
• forget to start the clock again before you go 
to bed .”—Georgetown Courier. 
A Hays City (Kan.) paper prints the fol¬ 
lowing remarkable card of thanks: “Mr. and 
Mrs. Gartland wish to express their thanks to 
the friends and neighbors who so kindly as¬ 
sisted at the burning of their hotel last Mon¬ 
day morning .”—Kansas City Star. 
- Ask 
Special- Jn t eduction' 
, prices and terms. 
o ■ 
SMALLEY 
rnnnc-i"ci«4iiia ensilage and fodder cutters. 
UUUUO SWEEP AND TREAD HORSE POWERS, DRAG 
k CIRCULAR SAW MACHINES, FARM ENGINES & PLOWS. 
are positively ahead of all others in the country, and ho 
Shipped to any responsible farmer in the U. S. or Canada, subject^o 
warranted. —. .. , . _ _ . .- 
30 days’ trial, and to return at our expense if not proving just as wyranted. 
( are prepared to build Carriers any length guaranteed to run at a ny ^ir» < ? 
silos and claim Smalley Carriers positively superior to all others Our 1889 Why it 1 
Pamphlet” should be road byasvery intelligent farmer interested in dairy¬ 
ing or stock raising. It oontains the very latest information relative to 
economical stock feeding. Will be mailed free to responsible 
farmers only, upon application, providing mention is made 
of paper in which this advertisement was hoticed. — 
SMALLEY MFG. CO. 
MANITOWOC, WIS. 
fc _ 
The SMALLEY CUTTER, with Improved Bucket Carrier. 
SMALLEY TREA0 POWER WITH GOVERNOR. 
The Syracuse Nurseries! 
Old and -FE.oXln.lolo, 
Are growing the I.argent and most Complete Assortment ot Nursery Htock in America. 
In BUDDKD APPLE*" and sTANIt'A KB PEARS they acknowledge no competition— qua!- 
ity considered. Nurserymen and Dealers will consult their own interests by ireitinit 
prices on this Superb Stock betore buyiug. Special inducements to buyers in large 
quantities. 
SMITHS, POWELL & LAMB, SYRACUSE, N.Y. 
Many first-class Saddle 
Horses” are ruined for want 
of a remedy to cure Sore 
Back, Or keep it healed so 
as to endure the weight of 
Saddle and Rider. 
Phenol Sodique al¬ 
ways promptly does 
this” and cures all 
HURTS, GALLS, 
SCRATCHES and 
DISEASES of An¬ 
imals. It is good for 
Dorse and Rider. 
PRICE. 40 CENTS. 
For descriptive circvlarfsnd testimonials address the 
Proprietors, II ance Bros. & White, Philadelphia. 
Sold by Druggists and Ucneral Merchandise Dealers. 
pi^rfllancouisi gutmtiiSing. 
CIDER 
jm 
HOW 
TO MAKE 
f Get Out ol the Old Ruts. Use the celebrate’ 1 
Jersey Apple Grinder and New Style Double 
Power Champion Pre .8.. An enterprising man 
can make Big Pay by starting our new Quick 
Process In any neighborhood where Cider is made 
In the old-fashioned way. For Illustrated Circular, 
address the Sole Manufacturer, 
KOBT. BUTTER WORTH, Trenton, N. J. 
MAST, FOOS & GO. 
~ SPRINGFIELD, OHIO, 
MANUFACTURERS 
TroiTtURBINEV of 
' MAST. FOOS B CO )j TUI r 
SPRIWGFIEIO. O.JJ * “ t. 
IRON TURBINE 
WINDf 
ENGINES- 
Strong and Durable. Will not Swell, 
Shrink, Warp or Rattle in the Wind. 
DUCKEYE 
D FORCE PUMP 
Works easv, and throws a constant 
stream. Has Porcelain Lined and Brass 
Cylinders. Is easily set. Is the Cheapest 
and Best Force Pump in the World for, 
Deep or Shallow Wells. Never freezes 
In winter. Also manufacturers of the 
BUCKEYE LAWN MOWERS, 
Buckeye Wrought Iron FENCING, 
Cresting, etc- Write for Circulars and Prices. 
PORE 
DISSOLVED 
ANIMAL BONE, 
DISSOLVED S. C. PHOSPHATE. 
Also Manufacturers of Complete Fertilizer. 
WM.DAVISON & CO., Baltimore, Md, 
The man who has invested from three 
to five dollars in a Rubber Coat, and 
at his first half hour's experience in 
a storm finds to Ids sorrow that it Is 
hardly a better protection than a mos¬ 
quito netting, not only feels chagrined 
at being so badly taken in, but also 
feels if he does not look exactly like 
Ask tor the “ FISH BRAND ” Slicker 
does not have the fish brand, send for descriptive catalogue. 
A 
WET 
HEN 
We offer the man who wants service 
(not style) a garment that will keep 
him dry in the hardest storm. It is 
called TOWER’S FISH BRAND 
“ SLICKER," a name familiar to every 
Cow-boy all over the land. With them 
the only perfect Wind and Waterproof 
— Coat is “Tower's Fish Brand Slicker.” 
and take no other. If your storekeeper 
_______,___A. J. Tower, 20 Simmons St., Boston. Mass. 
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<p IOTqns in Car 
«ENO FDR CIRCULARS/ 
ITM AN AE'L.C□m,^cLW...5t. Lain s. Mn.@ 
:, AGRICULTURAL CHEMICAL WORKS, 
-manufacturers of- 
MARW ANIMAL BONE FERTILIZERS 
asS( y A°S«i , neir.wh„ ( , Baltimore, Md. 
at IS A CONCEDED FACT.. 
* to order, tbun at tho PAINESVILLENURSERIES. 
BULBS, SHRUBS, ROSES AND PLANTS, 
that there is no better place In the United States for 
Nurserymen to sort up. Dealers to pack, or Planters 
mm — - A full line of . 
FRUIT AND ORNAMENTAL TREES, 
Remarkably fine and complete stocks of 
PEARS. PLUMS. PEACHES, CHERRIE9, 
APPLES, QUINCES, APRICOTS. MULBERRIES, 
GRAPEVINES, SMALL FRUITS, ETC., ETC. 
Introducers of the CRAWFORD STRAWBERRY. 
SEND FOR FREE CATALOGUE Correspondence solicited. 
TIIIKTY-FIFT1I YEAR. TOO AGUES. *4 GREENHOUSES. 
Address THE STORRS & HARRISON CO., Painesville, Lake Co., Ohio. 
FOR ALL PURPOSES AT LAKESIDE. 
Standard Bred Trotters. 
A rare lot of Young Stallions of most popu¬ 
lar lines of breeding. 
. French Coach Horses. 
Imported and American Bred, of very 
superior quality, style and action. 
Clydesdales. 
A Superb Lot of Young Stallions, Mares 
and Fillies of this valuable draft breed, the 
result of years of intelligent and careful im¬ 
porting and breeding. 
Percherons. 
A few unusually fine young Stallions of 
this deservedly popular breed. 
Catalogue containing full descriptions and pedi¬ 
grees made 1 to parties interested. In writing meu- 
tlou th's paper. 
SMITHS, POWELL & LAMB, 
SYitACUSE, wr. Y. • 
of WONDERFUL PEACH and 
other Valuable Fruits. Catalogue 
free. WM. PA HUY. 
Parry, Npw Jersey, 
It pajs to gel our Illustrated Catalogue and Price ou Tread and 
Sweep Power, Thresher, Separator, Corn Shelter, Peed Cutter 
with Crusher, Land Boiler,Engines, three to ten Home Power. 
t). 8. ME8SINUEU A 80N, TaWuay, Northampton to., Pa. 
