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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
OCTOBER 12 
ijumoroits. 
The Rural New-Yorker is prepared to 
offer very liberal terms to good, responsi¬ 
ble permanent agents. Correspondence 
solicited. 
A DISAPPOINTMENT. 
" I wish,” said lazy litt'e Paul, 
*• Oh! how I w ish that I, 
Instead of climbing this stone wall, 
Straight over It could fly.” 
But when old “ Brindle's ” crumpled horns 
Had tossed him from the'giound, 
And o’er the wall upon some thorns 
A resting place he found, 
His views completely altered seemed, 
And, trying not to cry, 
E e gasped : •* I’m sure I never dreamed 
How horrid.’tis to fly ! ’’ 
—Elizabeth L:,Gcutd in Wide-Awake 
A Cut and Dried Affair.—A load of 
hay.— Life. 
He : “ Does not the sea always make you 
sad, Miss Peachblow ?” She: ‘‘No, only 
sick.”— Life. 
THE QUARREL. 
The World’s Fair should certainly go 
West. They will find husbands out there. 
She : “ Clifford, I didn’t mean to wound your young heart. I spoke too hastily ! ” 
ISLAND HOME STOCK FARM. 
8avage & Farnum.Impor- 
t3rs and Breeders of Per- 
cheron and French Coach 
Horses, IslandHomeStock 
Farm, Grosse Isle,Wayne 
County, Mich. We offer a 
very large stud of horses 
to select from, we guaran¬ 
tee our stock,make prices 
reasonable, and sell on 
easy terms, Visitors al. 
ways welcome. Large 
catalogue free. Address 
Savage & Furnum, 
Dktboit, Mich. 
Percheron Horses. 
French Coach Horne*. 
THE PERKINS’ 
WindMill 
8 the Strongest and Best Self- 
ttegulating Wind Mill made. 
Full Instructions for erecting sent with 
the first mill. All VVlntl Mills war¬ 
ranted. For Circulars and Prices 
address 
THE PERKINS* WIND MILL 
AND AX CO., 
Agents Wanted. Mishawaka Ind. 
Mention Rural New Yorker. 
CIDER 
MACHINERY. 
Joint and Screw 
>• levators, 
for enta¬ 
il Boschert Pren Co., 
W. Water St., Syraoute, 
New York. 
—New Orleans Picayune. 
Too Expensive—Jack: ‘‘Edith will 
you have me ?” The Heiress: “ Thanks, 
Jack, I can’t afford you.”— Life. 
A Philadelphia bootblack meets the 
russet shoe fad half way with a sign: 
“ Boots blacked yellow.”— Boston Gazette. 
That the moon is made of green cheese 
is a mere idle fancy ; but that the honey¬ 
moon is made of taffy is a [fact.— Terre 
Haute Express. 
Astronomers have discovered another 
big lot of spots on the face of the sun. It is 
evident that the sun needs a complexion 
lotion.— Philadelph ia Press. 
CABBY: “ Where are you going, sir ? ” 
Bjackson: “ None of your business. Just 
drive there, and stop asking impertinent 
questions. ”— Harper’s Bazar. 
We have heard of men engraving the 
1 word’s prayer on a five-cent piece, but a 
New York poet has excelled this feat. He 
has written a poem “ On a Lock of Wash¬ 
ington’s Hair.”— Toledo Reporter. 
Somebody has libeled Philadelphia by 
saying that the grass could be heard grow¬ 
ing in her streets. We wish it to be under¬ 
stood, once for all, that everything is quiet 
down there—even the grass.— Puck. 
He (sotto voce and hastily): “ Brace up, Clifford, and let her see you are a man ! ” 
15 
NUMEROUS 
SIZES 
r GRINDS EAR CORN 
with or without Shucks on! 
and all small Grains, in fact everything: 
which can possibly be utilized for feed. 
SAFETY BOTTOM Practical Devices 
to prevent breakage should iron accidentally get into Mill. 
GRINDING PLATES sharpening, double the 
capacity of all others. Sold on trial. All Mills fully guaranteed. Sim¬ 
plest, lightest running, »trongc«t,fu*te«t grinding. Send for oirculars 
THE FOOS MANUF'G. CO. SPRING FI E LD, O. 
MILL 
THE 
BEST 
MILL 0 '" EARTH 
OR 
||horse_poweji 
© WHITMAN AITL.CD ..MANUFACTURERS, 5T.Lnm5.Mn.® 
SCU.EC'TV ~"£. 
CUTTER. 
Sizes for Power and 
Hand use. Carriers of 
icnith. Horse Powers,Etc. 
8cnd for Free Hluctratcd Catalogue 
and Price List, with SILO AND 
tKXSILAOE TKKATI8K. „ „ 
3elle City Mfg. Co^w/s ’ 
All 
E ★STAR* 
FM GRINDER 
The Fastest and Cheapest 
Grinder made. Grinds 15 to 25 
bushels per hour of Ear Corn 
dry ordampant all small 
rain. Write for circular. 
VEGETABLE GUTTERS. 
Sizes to cut flue or coarse, suit 
able for Cuttle or sheep; 
turned by a ooy: will ea, fly 
cut two bushels'a minute. 
Lowest iu Price, 
Easily 'Worked. 
Ulost Kupid & Durable 
in Use. 
THU 
Belcher & Taylor 
Agricultural Tool Company 
Send for Circular Box 75. Chicopee Falls, Mass. 
Wife (looking in stationer’s window): 
“ What is this—reproduction of Egyptian 
hieroglyphics ? ” Husband ; “No, that is 
a specimen of work done by the winner in 
a high speed typewriting contest. ”— Cay uga 
Independent. 
‘Conductor, what was that?” asked a 
nervous old lady as the wheels of the coach 
made a little more jar than usual. “We 
went over a few frogs just then,” he replied. 
“ Most likely squashed the poor things too,” 
she said, with a tremor in her voice.— De¬ 
troit FreePrcss. 
“I SEE,” remarked Mr. Phunnyman 
again, “ that the great powers are making 
a meal of Africa.” “ In what way ?” 
“ Why, they have swallowed nearly all of 
her territory but the Sahara, and Turkey 
wants to gobble that.” “Wants the Sa¬ 
hara, what for?” “Dessert.”— Philadel¬ 
phia Press. 
First Boomer : “ You fellows have no 
git up at all. Why don’t you have photo¬ 
graphs of your town taken like we did ? 
Are you ashamed of it?” Rival Boomer : 
“ Naw, that ain’t the reason at all. I want 
you to understand young fellah, that our 
town don’t stand still long enough to be 
photographed.”— Terre Haute Express. 
Ittij&feUanTous' gidvTrtii&ing. 
APPLE AND PEACH TREES. 
300,000 Apple and Peach Trees— all suit 
able for transplanting into orchard No finer stock 
In this country. Send for circular giving full infor¬ 
mation. Address STEPHEN HOYT’"* SONS, 
New Canaan. Conn. 
0OO ACRES. 
13 CREENHOUSES. 
TREESPPUNTS 
Weofferforthe Fall trade n large and fine stock 
Of every description of FKU I TandOr iiameDla I 
TREES, Shrubs, Hose, Vines. SMALL 
FRUITS, Hedge Plante, Fruit Tree Seed¬ 
lings an<l Forest Tree Seedlings. Priced Cuta. 
lognt Fall ol mailed free KttablO 1W1«52 
BLOOMINGTON PHCENIX NURSERY 
UDKBT T ITT Lit A LO.. Proprietor., BUKJMINOTUA.IL* 
The Syracuse Nurseries! 
Olcl and Holiablo. 
Are growing the Largest and most Complete Assortment ol Nursery Stock in America. 
In HUD DM) APPLE- and STAN l> A KI) I’KARS they acknowledge no competition- qual¬ 
ity considered. Nurserymen and Dealers will consult their own interests by_ getting 
prices on this Superb Stock belore buying. Special inducements to buyers in large 
quantities. 
SMITHS, POWELL & LAMB, SYRACUSE. N.Y. 
BLACK HAWK Corn Sheller & Separator. 
Always In order: never chokes; shells clean: used by boys or men. Always throws 
out cob ’ Rapidly finding Its way to every corn-growing country around the world. Buy 
from dealer or seid me ga.LO for sample, express prepaid. Sole manufacturer and patentee, 
A. H. PATCH. Clarksville, Tenn. 
H. S. MILLER & CO., 
-MANCFACV ^7f'' k >pF- 
r-u.ro A.XL1 o' ,1 Bono 
FERTI 'TZERS! 
A." 
For (ill Crops nnd ' £ Factory and Principa 
office on Passaic Riv ’^Jark.N. J. Baltimore 
Office, 202 & 208 Bui ^ vQ ,B Wharf, fool of Fred¬ 
erick St. Write for ,_s Manual,” in lied Free. 
6 SI 
£ ^ 
CANADA 4? o' 
unleacA °T 
HAR’ )OD 
NATURE’S CWLETE FERTILIZER 
Foe Fruit, Grass and Grain, Quantity and quality 
guaranteed By rail In car lots. Send for pkick, 
PAMPHLET and SAMPLE. 
MUNROE, JUDSON & STROUP, 
OSWEGO, N. Y. 
We Import, from the best sources in Holland, a large 
assortment of HuIIih of finest quality which we offer 
at reasonable prices. Catalogues and price-lists free 
to all applicants. 
D. LANDRETH & SON, 
21 A 23 South Sixth St., Philadelphia, Pa. 
PFPINI T ET A Mahogany Finish. 
■ I b Can be applied by any one. 
Two coats on common wood produce a beautiful 
finish—more attractive than natural wood. Durable, 
economical. Send for circular and sample o' Wood 
finished with Ferinite to SKELEY BROTHERS, 82 
Burling Slip.New York. 117 High Street, Boston. 
HU 1HD STR1W PRESS. 
Guaranteed topriss three tons more of hay In one 
day CO hours) than any other portable two horse 
press, with the same amount of help. Give It a trial. 
satisfaction guaranteed, or no sale and freight 
refunded. For cot ditlous, circulars, etc., address 
J. A. SPENCER, Dwight, Ill. 
| »LACK MINORCA and Brown Leghorn Fowls verv 
J) cheap until Nov , 1889 Only 13 apiece. Thlsad. 
will not appear again. E. C. Bilnkerhoff, Nunda, N.Y. 
BEST OF THE 
CLASS. 
WINDMILLS, 
Force Pumps,HandyCarts 
Ear Corn Slicers. 
8end for book giving 
full Information rre«. 
ENTERPRISE CO., 
Sandwich, III. 
HEW CIDER MACHINERY. 
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IIIGGANUM MANUFACTURING COKP„ 
HIGGANUM, CONN. 
Warehouse: 38 So. Market Street. Boston. Mass. 
Gitabllthsd 1852. | JACKSON BROTHERS 
NEW 70BZ STATE DRAIN TILE AND PIPE WOESS, 
Maie Office . 76 Third Ave.. Albany, N. Y. 
ROUND, SOLE AND HORSE-SHOE TILE, 
uver 13 Inches long. By cargo or smallest quantity. 
Our new Improved machinery makes -upcrlor round 
and sole tile, excelling anything offered heretofore. 
First Premium wherever exhibited. Price-list on ap 
plication. Vitrified Glazed Pipe and Tile Machines. 
WARRANTED 3 ™“ 3 r 0 ’ 
the tower, and that our 
Geared Wind Mills 
have double the power 
of all other mills. 
Mfrs.ofTanks.Wlnd 
Mill supplies, and 
the Cek' 
CHALLENGE 
Feed Grinders, 
horsepowers; 
CORN SHELLERS, 
PUMPS and 
BRASS 
CYLINDERS 
Send for Catalogue 
' and Price*. 
Sood KENTS WANTED. 
ALWAYS 
BUY the BEST, 
Geared or Pum pin* BUI 
on 80 Days Tost Trial. 
~ 1 on 80 Hays T*ht Trii 
CUAUEMiE WIND MILL A FEED MILL CO. 
JWT1VIL KANE CO.. ILL 
