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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
OCTOBER i9 
rents. 
The Rural New-Yorker is prepared to 
offer very liberal terms to good, responsi¬ 
ble permanent agents. Correspondence 
solicited. 
better times ahead. 
There will be peace 
Without surcease 
For suffering bald heads by and by; 
For frost will seize 
And quickly freeze 
The frisky, festive, fiendish fly. 
— Washington Post 
Eggs and carpets are alike in two re¬ 
spects : they are laid and beaten. —Boston 
Bulletin. 
“ They say Smitkers don' - get along with 
his wife.” “I knew she wouldn’t agree 
with him; she’s too rich.”— Harper’s Ba¬ 
zar. 
. FOND Mamma : “ What are you drawing 
on your slate, pet?” Little Nell: “I was 
tryin’ to draw my dolly ; but I dess I’ll tall 
it a tlothes pin .”—New York Weekly. 
A good master always has an 
anchor aboard his vessel, and 
depends on it for safety in case 
of necessity for prompt use at 
critical moments. He would be 
a poor captain, indeed, to forget 
this important part, and he does 
wisely. On the voyage of life, 
no one can aflord to be without 
Phenol Sodique, as, like an 
anchor, it can be relied on in all 
emergencies. It cures burns, scalds, wounds; 
allays and soothes all fevers, prevents spread of 
contagious disease, etc. Its healing properties are 
always prompt and perfect. Price, 50 cents. 
For descriptive circulars and testimonials , address 
Proprietors. Hanck Bros. <fc White. Philadelphia. 
For sale bp Druggists Uenera l Merchandise dealers. 
DO YOU 
WANT 
A NEW 
ROOF 
Half the price of tin or shingles ? Guaranteed water 
tight on flat or steep surface, and you or your man, 
John can put It on. Sample free If you 
STATE SIZE OF ROOF. 
THREE LIMA BEANS! 
INDIANA PAINT «fc ROOFING CO.. 
42 West Broadway. New York. 
See how they run ! They all run after the farmer’s cash ! Three Lima Beans ! ! 
She : “ How do you like my new shoes, 
Adolph?” He(dreamily): “ They are simply 
immense.” It took the two families a week 
to patch up a peace .—Detroit Free Press. 
• 
ON. Their Wedding Journey in an 
Art Gallery. —She (pointing to a statue): 
“This*is Minerva.” He: “ Was she mar¬ 
ried? ” She : “ No, she was the goddess of 
wisdom. ’ ’— Life. 
Typewriter Agent : “ I called to see you 
in reference to your typewriter. Would 
you exchange if you could get some im¬ 
provements?” Merchant: “Ican’t; I’m 
engaged to her.”— Judge. 
‘‘The sunflower is the most conceited 
flower of the vegetable kingdom,” re¬ 
marked the judge. “ How is that ? ” asked 
the major. “It. has the big head.”— Pitts¬ 
burg Chronicle Telegraph. 
“ Dr. Tanner was not the first man who 
lived on water for 40 days, ” said Smudge. 
“ No ? ” queried Fudge. “ Of course not, ” 
“ Who else ? ” “ Well, what’s the" matter 
•with Noah ? ”-r -Toledo Blade. 
' Customer : “ I see you advertise * um- 
brellas recovered while you wait.’ ” Shop¬ 
keeper: “Yes sir; certainly, sir.” Cus¬ 
tomer: “Well, I lost an umbrella a year 
ago last fall, and I guess I’ll sit down here 
while you recover it for me .”—Boston Her¬ 
ald. 
Postal Clerk: “Here is a letter ad¬ 
dressed to Colonel Blank, and it is reported 
that he is dead. What shall we do with 
it ? ” Head of the Division; “ Supposed 
to be dead, eh ? Well send it to Philadel¬ 
phia. If it don’t reach him there it will 
have to go to the dead-letter office. ”— Chi¬ 
cago Liar. 
“ SAD case, that of one of my tailors,” 
said a Water Street merchant this morn¬ 
ing. “The best man I had working on 
trousers has become totally deaf.” “You 
don’t mean it; what was the cause of it ? ” 
asked the anxious customer. “ I don’t 
know, but I suppose it resulted from work¬ 
ing among such extremely loud spring pat¬ 
terns,” was the unfeeling reply .—Home 
and Farm. 
BURPEE S BUSH LIMA 
THE ONLY PERFECT BUSH FORM OF THE LARGE LIMA POLE BEAN. 
Originated in 1883 it has been rigidly selected and is now thoroughly established, 
producing pods and beans as large as the large Lima Pole Bean on perfect dwarf hushes 
18 inches high. The entire stock of this unique Novelty is exclusively owned and con¬ 
trolled by us and will be introduced to a limited extent by BURPEE’S FAIOI ANNUAL 
for 1890, which can be had on application after January 1st. 
SPECIAL.: In order to have this distinct new Bean thoroughly tested in comparison 
with existing forms of Dwarf Limas, we will send a sample packet free to every Experi¬ 
ment Station applying before January 1st, 1890. 
W. ATLEE BURPEE & CO., Philadelphia, Pa. 
SLICKER 
The FISH BRAND SLICKER is ■warranted waterproof, and will keep you dry 
in the hardest storm. The new POMMEL SLICKER is a perfect riding coat, 
and covers the entire saddle. Beware of imitations. None genuine without the 
“Fish Brand" trade-mark. Dlustratcd Catalogue free. A.J.Towcr, Boston.Mass. 
The Best 
Waterproof 
Coat, 
850.000 GRAPE VINES 
100 VARIETIES. Headquarters of the MO YER, the Earliest anil Rest, Reliable Red Grape now first offered 
under seal. Also Small Fruits. Trees, Etc. C Sample Vines I mil fi DflCCPU PREnflAIIA kl V 
mailed for 1& dents. Dlustratcd descriptive Price List free. LCVTIO ItUudUni inCUUliln. 1. 
AGRICULTURE ChScAL WORKS, 
-MANUFACTURERS OF- 
ANIMAL BONE FERTILIZERS 
OfflcefaOl^&^'o’Donneirs Wharf, Baltimore, Md. 
ELLIOT’S PARCHMENT PAPER 
THE DA.IHYMBIFS FHIEND 
The Cheapest. The Best. The Highest Quality. 
Over in.OHU progressive ciesmerles, dairymen, farmers and 
dealers Indorse It in place of muslin or wax paper, for wrapping Butter, Cheese, Larn, Meat. Sausage, Etc., Etc. 
Good butter demands a good wrapper. Send for samples and testimonials to dealers In Dairy Supplies, or 
A. C- ELLIOT & CO., Paper Manufacturers, Philadelphia, Pa. 
$li,$rcUanfjousi ^Umtising. 
AN ELECANT COUNTRY HOME 
FOB SALE AT A BARGAIN. 
Located within an hour’s ride of New York City. House 
has 10 rooms with all improvements; barn 14x20 Two 
acres of land. Great variety or small fruit, shrubs, etc. 
Fine location for greenhouses. Brice, only $4,5U0. 
Terms easy. Must be sold. J. H GRIFFITH. 
Care" Rural New Yorker, N, Y. City. 
Autumn Planting. 
For imperative reasons in favor 
of Autumn planting of DECIDU¬ 
OUS TREES and SHRUBS and 
RHODODENDRONS, apply for 
catalogue to 
PARSONS & SONS CO., 
LIMITED. 
KISSENA NURSERIES, Flushing N. Y. 
SALESMEN: 
WANTED few good rncu to aell 
I our goods by sample to the wholesale 
and retail trade. We are the largest 
manufacturers in our line In the world. Liberal salary paid. Pcrma* 
sent position. Money advanced for wages, advertising, eto. For full 
lurmaaddruss t CeQteQQlalMfg. Co., Chicago, Ill.,or Cincinnati, 0. 
Quaker city GRINDING MILL 
* * IMPROVED DURING 1889, 
For Corn and Cobs. Feed and Table Meal. Grinds finer, runs lighter, 
is more durable than any mill on the market. Send for Catalogue before buying. 
A.W.STRAUB & CO., Phllada ,Pl. I SPRINGFIELD IMPLEMENT CO..Springfield,Ohio 
Territory Hast of Ohio. I Territory West of Pennsylvania. 
$3 
E .iCK HAWK Corn Sheller & Separator. 
C ays In order: never chokes; shells clean ; used by boys or men. Always throws 
c *£f < Rapidly finding Its way to every corn-growing country around the world. Buy 
■ manufacturer and patentee. 
■*© ealer, or send me $3.50 for sample, express prepaid. Sole ma 
£ — A. H. PATCH. 
Clarksville, Tenn. 
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SMALLEY 
fnnnC-lacl.tfl*B ENSILAGE and fodder cutters, 
UUUUO SWEEP AflO TREAD HORSE POWERS, DRAG 
« CIRCULAR SAW MACHINES, FARM ERGINES & PLOWS. 
axe positively ahead of all others in the oountry, and no 
warranted. Shipped to any responsible farmer in the U. S. or Canada, subject to 
30 days’ trial, and to retmn at our expense if not proving just as '.van-anted. We 
’ are prepared to build Carriers any length, guaranteed to run at any desired angle to suit 
Bilos, and claim Smalley Carriers positively superior to all others. Our 1*89 "Why it Pays 
i Pamphlet" should be read by every intelligent fanner interested in dairy* 
1 ing or stock raising. It contains the very latest information relative to 
“ economical stock feeding. Will be mailed free to responsible 
farmers only, upon application, providing mention is made 
of paper in which this advertisement was noticed. - 
SMALLEY MFG. CO. 
MANITOWOC, WIS. 
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Ask for 
I Special introduction’! 
prices and terms. 
DM SMALLEY GUTTER, will Inpnvri Racist Gantt*. 
SMALLEY TREAD POWER WITN GOVERNOR 
FOR ALL PURPOSES AT LAKESIDE. 
Standard Bred Trotters. 
A rare lot of Young Stallions of most popu¬ 
lar lines of breeding. 
French Coach Horses. 
Imported and American Bred, of very 
superior quality, style and action. 
Clydesdales. 
A Superb Lot of Young Stallions, Mares 
and Fillies of tbis valuable draft breed, the 
result of years of intelligent and careful im¬ 
porting and breeding. 
Percherons. 
A few unusually fine young Stallions of 
this deservedly popular breed. 
Catalogue containing full descriptions and pedl 
grees made 1 to parties Interested. In writing men 
tlon th s paper. 
fjic * 
WRITTEN BY if 
PETER HENDERSON &. WM. CR0ZIER, 
(20,000 copies sold) 
Mailed for together with our 
FARM MANUAL. 
J Cl XfiA) < 3 £ 
85 & 87 Court, nut St , Nkw Yohk. 
EVAPORATOR 
For IU A I’ 1j K, 
SORGHUM, 
CIDEK. and 
.Fruit Jellies. 
'Has a eorrmrati'il 
P»n over firebox, 
i doubling boiling 
•capacity; small 
1 interchangeable syrun 
A pans (connected by 
, ’siphons), easily han- 
r dled for cleansing ami storing: 
. and a perfect automatic 
’regulator. The Cham pion 
is as great an improvement 
. , over the Cook pail as th# 
tter was over the old iron kettle hung on a fence 
II. Catalogues Free. Mention this paper. 
AAPLE 
Buckeye Wrought Iron Bunched Bill Nic* 
Also, manufacturers of Iron Cresting, Iron Turb¬ 
ine Wind Engines, Buckeye Force Pumps, Buck- 
eve Lawn Mowers, etc. Send for Illustrated Cata- 
Choice Seed Potatoes. 
Pure Seed Hurnl New-Yorker No. 2, Early 
Puritan, Early Sunrise, Polaris, C’has. Down¬ 
ing. Burpee’s Superior, Early Ohio, Early 
iMuinc. For sale by the barrel bushel or pound. 
SPRINGDALE FARM, Trenton Falls, N Y. 
