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THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
“ Your brother ought to marry. He is too good a man to be wasted.” 
“ But he thinks he oughn’t to, you know, because he’s a minister.” 
“ And why shouldn’t a minister marry if he wants to ?” 
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“ I suppose it is because he may have a son, and you know what a minister’s son usually is.” 
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HIS CHOICE. 
“ Where do you think," said she, 
" The World’s Fair ought to be 
He drew her to his side. 
And hugging her replied : 
"I’m satisfied, my dear, 
To hold the fair right here.” —Life. 
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Agent: “ Why this isn’t an entry, sir; this 
is the dining-room.”— New Hampshire 
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