The man who went to the country last Sum¬ 
mer for “rest and change” says the waiters 
got most of his change and the landlord the 
rest. 
Grocer: “Half a pound of tea? Which will 
you have, black or green?” Servant: “Shure, 
aythur will do. Its for an ould woman that’s 
nearly bloind.” 
Some one says: “A very rich girl may make 
very poor pies.” The ehunces are that she 
would. A very rich girl can afford to buy er 
pies at a pie factory. 
A gentleman said to a minister: “When do 
you expect to see Deacon S. again?” “Never, 
said the reverend gentleman solemnly. The 
Deacon is in heaven.” 
A SHREWD Louisville girl hurried things 
wonderfully by assuring her youngLdian that 
she despised those females who continued to 
eat ice cream after they have manned. 
All doctors agree that to enjoy good health 
the mind mast be kept in a cheerful condition. 
But no doctor can give a man points that will 
make him joyous when his collar don’t fit. 
A Florida teacher in a colored Sunday- 
school asked her class why a man was forbidden 
to have two wives at the same time. A little 
youth replied: “Case a man can’t serve two 
masters.” 
“Uncle James,” said a Boston young lady 
who was spending a few days in the country, 
“is that chicken by the gate a Brahmi 
“No,” replied Uncle James, “he’s a Leghorn.” 
“Why, certainly, to be sure!” said the young 
lady. “How stupid of me! I can see the horns 
on his ankles.” 
pttjKrUan*<ro$ gtdvertisittg, 
COOE NEWS 
S Greatest inducements ever of¬ 
fered. Now’s roar time to get up 
orders for oar celebrated Tea* 
ri Coffees. and secure a beauti- 
hi Gold Band orMoes Rose China 
- Tea Set, or Handsome Decorated 
Gold Band Moss Rose Dinner Set* or Gold Band Mom 
CIDER 
__ Should send lor our [DEC 
MSQgLOsx New Catalogue, mailed rnCL 
III ft It L. It W Boomer dt Boschert lYe-u Co., Si/ro- 
mmiMx mue.N. Y 
PIANOFORTES. 
UNEQUALLED IN 
Tone Touch Workmanship and Durability. 
WILLIAM KN ABE A CO. 
Nos, 204 and 206 West Baltimore Street, Baltimore. 
No. 112 Fifth Avenue, New York. 
MAST, FOGS & CO, 
(SPRING FIF.l^D, O., 
BIX'REYE FORCE PUMP,; 
IRON TURBINE WINDMILL, 
BUCKEYE WROUGHT IRON PUNCHED 
RATI. PENCE, 
BOCK EYE LAWN MOWERS, 
BUCKEYE HOSE REELS AND LAWN 
SPRINKLERS. 
Send for Illustrate,! catalogue and Price List. 
THE GIBBS PATENT “IMPERIAL" 
Steel. Cast, and Chilled PLOWS. 
EQUIPPED WITH JOINTEB8, 
cCr rER8 
MANUFACTURED BY 
BUCHER, GIBBS & CO., CANTON, 0. 
Bu, .he Best EUREKh 
d .- Awarded FIRST Pre- 
"7 mlum and GoldMed- 
Sal at World's Fair New 
—Knrlenns.ovcrU! leading: 
k«V~Bwii,d Mills The ER. 
»-i-*K|iKA, after a trial 
laut lng * cno«. was pro- 
—r>min,'i-'l tlid beat over 
„U and today stand* 
* ™ DDE R 
YVv"'} ■ ‘ \i 
I HORSE powers 
DRAG 8. CIRCULAR 
ONLY 
POWER CUTTER 
IN AMERICA Aum „. 
so war mi r y Rg gjS&5 ^ H ' N £ I 
sSSSSuEvVaseg assawSSTwis J 
mm 
m r- ... . "m 
wBKmm 
The Spangler Uoru Planter cun drop fertilis¬ 
ers with eoru, or in lx with soil iKiforr- covering. The 
dropping of Che corn Is fully exposed to the operator, 
and can drop It Ju Hill or drill. The Spangler Vog. 
otnhle Seeder cun sow any seed large or small, put 
In the fertiliser, rover and roll It, all at one operation. 
The Siinngler I’uiiitn Fertilizer Distributor 
distributes fertiliser, six Inches wide In potato rows 
with cultivator both attached to ml v with soil; shovels 
can be lowered or raised. The Sim airier Lime 
Spreader will spread unslevcd lime from 20 to HO 
bushels per acre. The Spangler Broildemit Dis¬ 
tributor will sow ashes, plaster and all kinds of fer- 
Ullsters front 200 to lOOu pounds per acre with perfect 
regularity. The Spangler <.min Drill gives full 
view of the discharge or groin and fertilizer, and Is 
made with or without seed regulator. 
The merits of the Spangler Fertilizer Feed are 
fl r yjevj /,'i K;| ;■ I Ju [A 1 4 f|1M fl S [t'i'TT? vl (.ill 
CROWN MANUFACTURING CO 
PHELPS, N. Y. 
j Yorli ^iricullural JjJ^perimeitt ^tation. ^ 
COVCRNOR HI^L. Albas,. M. Y. 
BOflw y $WAN, Pwrtdaat. OasMa. OvdoU Ca., W. Y. 
N. M. CURTIS, Svcatiu. Ofd»r\*bv«t. X U>~f*nc« Ca., N. Y, 
PATRICK SARNY. RoahMla.. Uataa Ca. M. Y. 
W. A. ARMSTRONG. fhut Chn , ^ Co.. K. Y. 
JAMES McCANN Iw to. Cl—.us* Ca., M, Y, 
JOHN O'DONNELL, jam***. Q-.-aa* Ca, M. Y. 
DANIEL RATCMClON. Ut>:«, O-aSH Ca., K. V. 
J. 5b WOOOWARO. N«a To*. A UalRart, K-'tn Co. N. T, 
tC,l WALKER, Catr.ir*.Ca., H. Y, 
Olrtclof—Of. E. L. STURTEVAMT, Gcnevi, Ontario C«., N. Y, 
fomfl, %. V , November 86^ s 
James C. Carmichael Esc., 
P h e l p 9, 
* g 
= § 
£ es 
s r- 
05 H 
c g 
05 ^ 
Phelps, N. Y. 
Bear SirIn regard to your inquiry as to how 
j like the Crown drill 1 most cheerfully say that the 
machine has given us excellent sati sfac tion, do ing its 
work perfectly in all the conditions under which it has 
been tried . The uniform delivery of seed Is a special 
feature which I would remark upon. 
Very truly yours. 
j)i rector. 
Crown Wheelbarrow Grass Seeder, 
Address Crown M’f’g Co., Phelps, N. Y., for free Circulars. 
"X 3 GMET 
rnwi FP’Q HAY CARRIERS 
rUVlLLn O FO rk & PULLEYS. 
The best lu use, and guaranteed to do all that la 
claimed for it. Send for circular to 
GEO. H FOWLET, 
Tuughaiiuock Fulls, N. \ . 
nA IIIO The most beaut 
iKIl AN\ ful and finest tone 
| II VIM IS W la the world. L»t 
WN ■ price*, cat, 
payment. Send for Catalogue, rtddres 
Weaver Organ & Piano Co., y pa. k ’ 
Knrquhnr oi. h).s 1’eimsyl' unia Drill, Keystone Cultiva¬ 
tor (under conditional lire use from J. W Spangler which 
expires January 1st lHHTt, and on Bench's Cultivator. 
Oalvnnized feeds ore furnished when desired. For 
further Information send for illustrated catalogue. 
4 kl ■ I Ly mc*f pi n A w- 1.1 If j.iu u If r J 
(.Sue<v*,or toJ. IK. Bpangier Bro.) 1 ork, Bn, 
IU1/CUTOKK and Man f iis. Send for large pamphlet 
InVLNI containing C.S. PATENT Office Rules for 
obtaining Patents. F. B. Brock, At ty., Washington, D.C. 
It Marks! It Furrows! It Drops! It Covers! 
It Distributes Fertilizer! 
Send for Circular to 
ASP 1 N W ALL M’F’G CO., 
THREE RIVERS MICH. 
M. "W"- 3 DXJKTHAM 
Wayne, Du Page Co., Illinois, 
HAS IMPORTED FROM FRANCE 
I’crchcron Horse* valued ut ♦ 8 ,S 00 , 000 , 
which Includes nbout 
70 PER CENT OF ALL HORSES 
EVER IMPORTED TO AMERICA. 
STOCK ON HAND: 
140 
Imported Drood Mares 
200 
Imported Stallions, 
Old enough for 
Service, 
126 COLTS 
Two years old and 
younger. 
Recognizing the prin- 
JE eiple accepted by all Intelli¬ 
gent breeder* that, how- 
_ _ „ ever wdl bred animals may be 
v Haiti to be,if Ibvlr |x-dlgrt cB are not 
recorded, they should ho valued only a« grades, I will 
sell nil imported slock nt grade price* when I cannot 
furnlah with the animal sold, iiedfgrea verHScd by the 
original French oorUtloate of its number and record In 
the rerehcron Stud Rook of Frar,,-... 1 OU-pugc Hlu«- 
trnted (Jatolcgue Sent free. Wuynr, I lb. ,Ih g. 1 ) mile* 
west of Chicago, on the Chicago <fc North-Western Ky 
BUGKEYEI 
SEND FOR CIRCULARS. 
Grnfn Drills. Cultivators. 
Seeders. Sowers, 
Spring Tooth Harrows. 
Cider Mills, etc. 
P. P. MAST & CO., 
SPRINGFIELD, OHIO. 
abseset of Epiloi or Spring Tooth avails palling up rattiti. Only Harrow tint cats ovor tto oa.iro stir.ico or .ho groona. 
Eiz^a, 8 to 15 ft. wiioT With and without Sulky attachment, ffe dellrer free at Wslnhuting Depots. 
- ___ DO NOT ItK DEI’EIVED. Don'tletdealerBpalmofTabaseimitulion or sumetn- 
KAIR ferior tool under the assurance that it is better. SATISFY YoURKKLF BY ORDER¬ 
ING AN “ACME” ON TRIAL. We will send a double ruiik Acme to any 
PI \ V responsible farmer in the I'mteil States; if it does not suit, he may Bend it buck, we 
• paying return freight. We don’t ask pay until tried on his own farm. 
Send for pamphlet cmituiulug thousnuiU or tewtluionlalu from 48 Suue* uiul Terrilorle*. 
Branch Office, ftl H ftU 0 D D /\ Manufactory and Principal Office, 
HAHItlSUUKG, I’ENN. IliiA)ll ft jUKUiy MILLINGTON, NEW JERSEY. 
N. B .—“ TILLAGE IS MANURE" and other essays sent free to parties who NAME THIS PAPER• 
K8T, OHKAJPK8T an 
PROVED In the market. 
W* 01** mualViturc liwm Ea|»r»,Twl« Blatar*, K*k«*,n*ii 
hllm, riem, Cdttnltn, Feed Cutter * Crub*r, Hoad * Fowm 
•ora lk«ll«n, 6r*i. Drills, *«. Bead tor niaelrated O»t»lego« 
OBdFriMLUt. ■- h. MEBBIKOER A BON, •teekartan.ra 
FENCES^ 
S’K C A DM IT DC 
diiIaih.,!. i AniYiLno 
SOMETHING NEW. 
Any one can mako it nt home and clear 
$10 to $25 per day. Full particulars with 
testimonials. Illustrated Catalogue Free. 
STANDARD MFC.CO.Cinclnnati.O- 
AG-BKTTS WiYNTEr) 
Schofield s Pat. Cake Criddle 
This size bakes 0 CflVes per tninute. 
Thin KrliMlo In nuulo of hr Hi f?rnt lr\»n ; wcijichH about four Doling! 
sot* right ou toiMif Liu* hUivd (Ut-d*Hiiy Maivi*); will heat in five min¬ 
ute* or cool tn (Ivl* tuinut*^, nn i hak» - aU (tkvs ot once. Hold! ihc 
Htcam generatctl in the cake until rviviy tu turn, making the light* -t 
and most palauhlo grMdlu uuku over tAited b,j mortal roan. 
Send for Illustrated Circular and Termi. BAIRD MANF- 
FACTUR ING CO.. \VI LMINGTON, Delaware, 
