AND 
LOW PRICE 
RUBBER ROOFING 
Sample# free if you mention liar at A'cte- Yorker. 
« Begorra, what a foine schame it will be to hoist that bull's tailP ’ 
y*'". ^ ,r » 54 ©jr 
VJiAl /Jew- YORK£fL 
“ /(’s a moighty good thing I had me laugh before P 
GUARANTEED TO CHOP 
now or 
652 
[SEPT 25 
The Mayflower skipper’s not polite, 
As any one can see, 
He came back home all by himself 
And left the Gal at tea. 
Washington Critic. 
British yachts may do their best, 
Dip their hulls In brandy. 
Boston beans and Yankee grit 
Can beat ’em neat and handy. 
Our Yankee sloops can lick crea 
Tion, sweet is she as candy, 
Mark how she kicks up her heels, 
Yankee doodle dandy. 
Evening Post. 
Business Traits.— A selfish fellow—The 
fish vender. 
A man of mettle—The stove dealer. 
I |Is clever at taking people in—The stage 
driver. 
Worse than a gross man—A grocer. 
A hard laboring man with a brief career— 
The lawyer. 
Always in a hole-The grave digger. 
His life a perpetual grind—The miller. 
A well-bred man—The baker. 
We are thinking seriously of establishing a 
poet’s corner. It will be connected by a trap 
door with the basement.— Burlington Free 
Press. 
Doctor—I will leave you this medicine to 
take after each meal. Mike—And will yez be 
koind enough to leave the meal, too, doctor?— 
New Age. 
A Vermont man has invented a sleigh 
made of paper. Nothing new about that. 
We have used a paper cutter for years.— 
Texas Siftings. 
Arthur —Yes, we should like to have you 
write for our paper. Address your lettter to 
the busiuess office and it will be sent to you. 
New Haven News. 
The chestnut gong.— “For you,” he said, 
“I’d gladly die, I’ve loved you well and long.” 
The cruel girl made no reply, she rang a chest¬ 
nut gong.— Detroit Free Press. 
At a French restaurant: “Here, waiter, 
it seems to me this turbot is not quite as fresh 
as the one you had last Sunday.” “Pardon! 
Monsieur, it’s the very same!” 
There are little, sweet, pretty aud green 
oases, all the way through the desert of life, 
but the fat man who breaks a suspender on a 
hot day when running to catch a train doesn’t 
think of this.— Boston Courier. 
I 
TIIJE HEBBINGTON 
POTATO DIGGER 
IS A SUCCES»5 
Send for circular to PLANTERS' HOE CO., 
Troy, N. Y. 
CAKTEK'8 
IMPROVED NEEDLE HAY KNIFE. 
This knife has been tested with the most celebrated 
knives of other makers, and has proved an easier and 
faster cutter than any other. Its special excellence 
consists In a chisel edge tooth. It may be used for 
cutting liay In the mow, stack and bale; also for 
dltetilng, cutting peat, or for any other work for 
which a hay knife is used. 
Send for circular. 
North Wayne Tool Co., 
HALLOWELL, MAINE. 
13^7 
The twisting is performed. 
THE HUDSON STEEL POTATO DICGER. 
^ss>. soi in si hu, curved urr frost siusk. 
»^^Nv 4<0I,1,F.D 8TKKI, “Jllimt BOARD” RODS. 
3 USER IIAUS, STEEL SHARE, 
extra tuoit beau and 
if CTrr -- ROCKER BOTTOM. 
THE BEST V^V^~ TESTIMONIALS, 
RECORDYET. J \-AgS§w GREAT 
Order Sample. w ' IMPROV’T. 
R. H. AGL, WORKS, RIVERHEAD, N. Y. 
,000’S SCALE| 
Satisfactory reference given, For Illustrated Book 
address Osgood A Co , Binohajuton, N. Y. 
The Cold-Water Dip, 
(THYMU.OHEMOI,,) 
A very highly concentrated, non poisonous fluid- 
mixes readily with cold or warm water—the simplest,' 
safest, surest cure for TICKS, 
LIC E, 
MANGE, SCAB, all Insect Pests, all Skin troubles, and 
many other Diseases of Live Stock. Recommended by 
many prominent Breeders. See circular, sent on ap¬ 
plication. T. W. LAWFORD & CO., 
ilnlituiorc, Md. 
Unequaled for houses, barns nml A LI. buildings. 
Anybody can apply on steep or tint surface. 
WRITE AT ONCE FOR BOOK CIRCULAR. 
INDIANA PAINT AND ROOFING CO 
IAS Dunne St.. New York. 
ENTERPRISE MANUFACTURING C0„ 
V Tliird and Dauphin Sts., l^ItiladelpDia, i»a. > 
BEAD 
CHOPPING 
Sausage Meat, 
MINCE-MEAT, 
HASH, SUET, 
HAMBURG J 
STEAK FOR . J 
DYSPEPTICS, m 
BEEF TEA ■ 
FOR INVALIDS, I 
SCRAPPLE. I 
Tripe, Clam* ■ 
CHICKEN ■ 
Croquettes « 
and Salad, ' 
Scrap Meat A 
for Poultry, ^ 
Hoes Head 
Cheese, Ac.. &c. 
THE 
THIS 
i£a capacity 
B A 
A,# 
CHEESE. AC.. AC. FAMILy S IZE ^^ - 
Mention this Paper. SOLD BY ALL 
SEND FOR CATALOGUE.^CAN HARDWARE DEALERS. 
TESTED AND ENDORSED BY 100 AGRICULTURAL JOURNALS. 
Farm and Fireside says: American Agriculturist says: 
“ It is the only Meat Chopper we ever saw that "We have given this Meat Chopper a thorough 
we would give house room. It has proven such a t r j a l with most satisfactory results. They excel 
very useful machine that we want our readers to , hi of lhB kind made In either hemisphere.” 
enjoy its bene'its with us. ' a 
“ I have tried it for cooked and uncooked meats, and 
find it far surpasses any chopper I have ever used. 
(wWr pupils- that have used it, are delighted with it.” 
Mrs. S. T. RORER, Principal Phila. Cooking School. 
No. 10. 
! Chops 1 lb. per 
inutc, $:i.00. 
No. 12. 
Chops 1 lb. per 
minute, $2.50. 
No. 22. 
Chops 2 lbs.per 
minute, $1.00. 
f No. 32. 
^ Chop* 3 lbs. 
per minute, 
$ 0 . 00 . 
Mention this Paper. 
SOLD BY ALL 
WEAK, NERVOUS AND DEBILITATED MEN 
S STRENGTH] STS 
S ^ It treats on health, hygiene, physical culture, and med. 
"y __ icat subjects, and Is a complete encyclopedia of Informa- 
C ■ Ilhlr tion for suffering humanity afflicted wiili long-standing, 
□ Qri* $6 B |\l h If r-hronio, nervous, exhausting and painful diseases. 
V |“ I ■■ LA I I ^ • Every subject that bears on health nud human liappi- 
A I IbVrll ■ * . T TI..KH receives ntteuiiini lii lta paces: and the many 
-J i- _ _ — questions asked by ailing persons mul Invalids who have 
tg ■ —--- - -despaired of a cure are answered, and valuable informa- 
__ — m __ _ __ _ _ tion is volunteered to all who are in need of medical advice. 
ETD ET IT No similar wurk bns ever been published. Kvery sick 
I I fc 1 ■% b Km ■ or ailing person should havi It. 
VOTING AND MIDDLE AGED MEN, and others who suffer from nervous and 
phynicul debility, exhausted vitality, premature decline, etc., are especially benefited by TV medVeal 
1 contents. Everything such s-uffereis wish to know Is fully given In Ils page*. 11 to need of medical 
1 of counsel, read It beforn “ doctoring " or Investing ju medicines or appliances ol 
d you will save time, money and disappointment. if using medicine or medical treatment of any 
and Women seeking health, 
strength and energy, should 
avoid Drugs, Secret Medi¬ 
cines, etc., and send for “ The 
Review,” or “Health and 
Strength Regained,” a large 
Illustrated Journal, publish¬ 
ed entirely for their benefit. 
VOTING AND MIDDLE AGED MEN, and others who suffer from nervous and 
physical debility, exhausted vitality, premature decline, etc., tiro especially benefited ^v consulting 
Its contents. Kvcrytblng such sufferers wish to know is Yuliy given in Us page*. ItIn t let 
aid or counsel, read it before “ doctoring ” or Investing In medicines \<r appliances of any d« -’jcriptlon, 
and you will save Lime, money and disappointment. If using medicine or medical treatment of any 
^^TliSo nKVlEW^rposcs t'offrauds practiced by quiieks and medical impostors Who profess to 
“ practice medicine," and poiuts out the only safe,simple and elihetivo road to bealtb, vigor andbodiij 
eUe, Kl > eclri(! Hells and all curative appliances are treated upon ; ull about thmn-whlcli* are genujn^ 
which are bogus. Belts on thirty days trial CM and Other fallacies reviewed Ihou:sa id a if dollars 
saved nervous-deblUty sufferurs and others by the advice given. 1HK HKVIEW Is now inusi 
year of publication. Complete specimen copies mailed HIKE 
Address, naming this paper, , 
Publishers REVIEW, 1164 Broadway, New York. 
___ . _ 1 1_' . .. ...... ll.lc •...tin.-, nrmili 
a. AAA Poiltl.nlr .no. tu A«.nl. .*erywli*rt ■V'J'J'i 
V flflfl w X.wNlLVMt *01 LD bum: WIRB 
A | 1 11 I II H.OTHKN-I-INK. W*rnmuU. flua.ea 
V I W W W Cheap. Hull, tro lllj at avery hou»o. 
Every 100 Davs * 10 l' or Tarmcf* mala WOO to 
tvery luu nays ji.jooiturtngWInWr. llandwmfavtpUt/rte. 
Address, GIRARD WIRE MILLS, Philadelphia. Pa. 
Should send lor our CDCC 
New Catalogue, malTod • Btfc 
Boomer dt BotcKert Pros* C•..Byra 
mm, n . y. 
IT DiVC to sell our Kubber Printing Stama. oum- 
II “IT 0 pies free. J. M. Mitten & CO., Cleveland, O. 
s 
