THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
OCT 2 
J^umomts. 
The world moves. It probably finds it 
cheaper to move than to pay rent. —Boston 
Transcript. 
Asian seeing on a dentist’s sign; “Teeth 
extracted withou pain,” remarked; “I never 
could get any teeth extracted without payin’” 
—Peoria Transcript. 
In a Bath house.— Customer (frantically) 
—Here! 1 say 1 There are no towels here. Pro¬ 
prietor—In one moment, sir. The gentleman 
in No. 7 is nearly through with it,— The 
Rambler. 
“Mamma, she said, “I don’t like the way 
this bustle sots.” “Neither do I,” was the 
prompt reply. “And, besides, your father is 
swearing about the rat-trap being lost, so 
you must really take it off.”— Farm and 
Fireside. 
Annie and Emily were enjoying their first 
bath in the glorious surf at Old Orchard. It 
begau to rain while they were in the water. 
Emily started to wade ashore. “Where are 
you goingfi’ asked Annie, “After my rubbers,” 
said Emily.— Harper's Bazar. 
“Mother, what is au angel?” “My dear, 
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Anybody ran apply on steep or flat surface. 
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it is a little girl with wings, who flies.” “But 
I heard papa telling the governess yesterday 
that she was an angel: will she fly?” “Yes, 
my dear, she will fly away the first thing to¬ 
morrow.”— N. Y. Ledger. 
Clerk Reigle,’o 1' the County Commission¬ 
er’s office, was at the Granger’s picnic this 
week. “Did you see the educated pig?” 
queried a reporter to-day. “No,” said the 
affable clerk, “but I saw the uneducated 
pig. He sat in a car coming from the picnic, 
and occupied a whole seat while several 
women stood.”— Harrisburg (Bonn.) Tele¬ 
graph, 
Bobbie is the sou of a high official in Wash¬ 
ington, and he is as bright as his father. He 
goes to Sunday-school, and last Sunday the 
teacher indulged in a little talk on home re¬ 
ligion. “Does your father say grace at the 
table?” she asked when she came to Bobbie. 
“No, miss, he doesn’t," replied Bobbie, “our 
waiter girl ain’t named Grace.”— Philadel¬ 
phia News. 
“What college do you intend sending your 
son to?” asked an Allegheny gentleman of an¬ 
other this morning. “I thougbt pf sending 
him to Harvard, hut now I am thinking more 
favorably of Columbia.” ‘‘Indeed! why have 
you changed your opinion?” “Well, Colum¬ 
bia outrowed Harvard at the recent trial. You 
see, I want my son to have the best education 
the country affords.”— Pittsburgh Chronicle- 
Telegraph. 
According to the New York Times, the 
motto Miss Cleveland had decided upon for 
her Chicago paper is: “Prove all things; hold 
fast that which is food.” The intelligent com¬ 
positor, ably assisted by the omniscient 
proof-reader, got an “f” instead of a “g” in 
that last word, but he ‘has accidentally 
touched a cord which will ring responsive in 
every editorial stomach in the Western prov¬ 
inces huugeriug for the fat of the land, for 
which it offers to exchange subscriptions 
Let the motto stand.— Washington Critic. 
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No. 22. 
('hops 1! lbs.per 
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