THE RURAL NEW-YORKER 
After all it may turn out that the only 
honest butter is the goat.— Nexv Age. 
Why is a locomotive like a comet? Because 
it has a headlight aud carries a long train.— 
Joker's Olio. 
The biggest gum-boil on record has been 
discovered in a mucilage factory.— Merchant 
Traveler, 
Woman’s greatest lory is her hair, and 
she should be very economical of it when 
she is cooking. —New Age. 
The model letter writer now directs that 
a letter from an affectionate son to his father 
shall begin: “I take my typewriter in hand to 
let you know, etc.”— Philadelphia Call. 
He —“And now, Sarah, what kind of an en¬ 
gagement ring shall I get. you'?'’ She—“Solid 
gold, I guess, Henry; I’m so tired of wearing 
imitation gold for engagements.”— Farmer 
and M'fr . 
The major (rocking Nellie on his knee for 
Auut Mary’s sake)—“I suppose this is what 
you like, Nellie?” “Yes, it’s very nice. But 
I rode on a real donkey yesterday—I mean 
one with four legs, you know.” — Texas 
Siftings. 
The Junc-bug has the golden wing. 
The liglitutug-bug the flame; 
The bed-bug has no wings at all 
But he gets there all the same. 
—Chicago News. 
“Do you like Winter, Mr. Litewaite?” 
“Not very much, Freddie,” “Then why do 
you always go buggy riding on a cold day?” 
“I don’t; what makes you think so?" “Why, 
sister Clara said it would be a cold day when 
you offered to take any girl buggy riding.”— 
Farmer and M'f'r. 
Little Willie prayed long aud ineffectually 
for a little brother. At last he gave it up as 
“no use”. Boon after his mother had the 
pleasure of showing him twin babies. He 
looked at them a moment and then exclaimed: 
“How lucky it was that I stopped prayiug! 
There might have been three!”— Babyhood. 
A well-dressed -countryman stopped at 
the entrance of the petroleum exchange on 
lower Broadway, and gazed inside with con¬ 
siderable interest. A broker on the look-out 
for commissions said to him cordially, “Are 
you in oil, sir}” “No, mister, 1 ' aid the coun¬ 
tryman moving away, “I’m no sardine.”— 
Harper's Bazar. 
A man who recently invested in some 
sausages says that when he got them home he 
cut them apart and left them. In the morn¬ 
ing he visited them. Three of them were 
twined up together, and were sleeping sweet¬ 
ly. Two had crawled to the milkbowl and 
were lapping the milk, and one, a black aud 
white one, was ou the garden wall trying to 
catch a sparrow. He drowned the lot.— San 
Francisco Call. 
BEFORE. 
My love, a lover never loved 
His love as I, my love, love you. 
How dear the little hat you wear, 
The knot of ribbon In your hair, 
And I adore tv lih passion rare 
Each cunning Utile 6taoe. 
AFTER. 
My dear, wife never was so dear 
As you, my dear, are dear to me; 
For murrlage only proves how dear 
Your ribbons, shoes and gay headgear 
Are to your husband, aud 1 t ear 
'Twill end In bankruptcy .—Henry Emerson. 
gjftisiffllanfaujs Advertising, 
HOLSTEIN-FRIESIAN 
CATTLE SALE 
POSTPONED. 
PLACE OF SALE CHANGED. 
Owing to the excitement about pleuro pneumonia 
at Chicago, the Auction Bale of Mr. K. (A. Babcock’s 
Herd m HOLSTEIN FRIESIAN OAT’ILK has been aban¬ 
doned at. that point. The cattle will not be sent to 
Chicago, but are being forwarded from Kansas direct¬ 
ly to New York, where they will be sold, 
WEDNESDAY and THURSDAY, Oct. 20 
and 21, 1SS0, 
commencing each day at TEN o’clock, at the 
American Horse Exchange 
LIMITED, 
BROADWAY and 50 th Street, New York, 
Persons who have received Catalogues and Litho¬ 
graphs of this Herd will please mark thereon the 
change of place and dates of sale above ment loped, In 
order to avoid confusion. 
Money Furnished to buy these Cattle, 
While the terms of sale will bo cash, the Hank of 
HornuuavilliB. Hornellsvllle, N. Y.. ol’ which Mr. F. 
G. Babcock Is President, will have a representative at 
the sale from whom responsible buyers desiring loans 
at two toslx months, to apply towards their purchases, 
can secure the same ut (i per cent, per annum ou their 
notes payable at Bank. 
For Catalogues, etc., address 
PETEK C. KELLOGG & CO., 
107 John Sstreet, New York, 
pVrlLz£rSo/; 
'lowfeice^ 
Shall I ever grow so large that people will put up such a sign about me? 
850,QM CRAPE VINES 
IOO Varieties. Also Small Fruits. Quality unsurpassed. Warranted true. "V ery cheap. 
3 sample vines mailed for 15c, Descriptive price list free. LEWIS ROESCM, Fredouia, N. i 
BOOKWALTER ENGINES 
UPRIGHT AND HORIZONTAL, 
3 TO SO HORSE POWER. 
OVER 3,000 IN SUCCESSFUL OPERATION. 
Illustrated Pamphlet sent free. Address, 
JAMES LEFFEL & CO., Springfield, Ohio. 
Eastern Office: 110 Liberty St, New Y«tk, 
S CIENTIFIC (G RINDING MILL 
THE BEST MILE ON EARTH 
For Grinding Ear Corn, Shelled Corn, Oats and all 
Small Crain. Each set Plates guaranteed to grind 
5000 to 8000 Bushels before wearing out. 
THE FOOS MANUFACTURING CO., Springfie ld. 0 r 
Tie Best 
Watururoof 
Tho FJSTI BRAND SLTCKER is warranted wat-rproof, ami will keep you dry In 
tho hardest storm. The new POMMEL SLICKER la a perfect rid!he roat, and 
covern tho entire saddle. Beware of Imitations. Nona genuine without the "Fish 
Brand” trade-raark. Illustrated Cat&lopuo free. A. J. Tower, Boston, Muss. 
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ENTERPRISE MANUFACTURING CO., 
v Third aud Uauphiu Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. / 
k \ BEAD THIS j 
CH0P°1NG Au 
AUSAf A EAT, 
SAUSAC A EAT, 
MINC A EAT, 
HA? SUET, 
H BURG , 
ST K FOR i 
Cfy AEPTICS, I 
ijfEF TEA j| 
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-cT* INVALIDS. ■ 
^SCRAPPLE, 
£». Tripe, Clams ■ 
CHICKEN 1 
Croquettes 1 
and Salad, 
Scrap Meat 
for Poultry, 4 
Hoes Head 
Cheese, Ac., Ac. 
MEAT-CHOPPER 
GUARANTEED TO CHOP NOT GRIND THE MEAT. 
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CAPACITY 
No. ,0. 
*. Chops 1 lb. per 
minute. $:}.no. 
B No. 12. 
B Chops 1 lb. per 
C ■ minute, $2.50. 
I I No. 22. 
TR B Chops 21 bs.per 
^■minute, $1.00. 
n Mu9 Ho ‘ 3Zm 
X M . Chops !{ " ,H ‘ 
per minute. 
$ 0 . 00 . 
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SOLD BY ALL 
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Cheese, Ac., Ac. _ __ V 
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Mention this Paper, Price, $3.00. SOLD BY ALL 
SEND FOR CATALOGUE. S, *EWs CAN HARDWARE DEALERS. 
TESTED ANO ENDORSED BY 100 AGRICULTURAL JOURNALS. 
Farm anil Fireside says: American Agriculturist says: 
“ I* 's the only Meal Chopper we ever saw that “We have qlven this Meat Chopper a thorough 
vTrvTSufmachlnl Sha^we want o P ur° re"dm to ,rial wi,h " ost sa<is,ac,or * re8ul,s ' Thc * e * cel 
enjoy fts benefits withes 1 ” " anything ofthe kind made in either hemisphere.” 
“I have tided it for eoolced and uncooked meats, and 
/ Mjf A j find it far surpasses any chopper I have ever used. 
'I 'll pnpils, that have used it, ai*e delighted with it.” 
c J- Mrs. S. T. RORER, Principal Phila. Cooking School. 
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trial with most satisfactory results. They excel 
anything of Ihe kind made in either hemisphere.” 
Uueqnalcd for houses, barns ami ALL hulldlngs. 
Anyhody can apply ou steep or flat surface- 
WRITE AT ONCE FOR BOOK CIRCULAR. 
INDIANA PAINT AND ROOFING OO. 
143 Dnone 8t„ New York. 
Samples free if you. mention Uurat New-Yorker. 
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RfiAD THESE FACTS. 
Lighter Draft with Driver Rhllng than ordinary Plow 
with Driver Walking Tams square corner without 
back lug. Tt Is wholly constructed of Iron except 
tongue and front lover. 
\vc claim and or a uanticic that a Plow attached to 
the Sulky and carrying the driver. Is from five to 100 
pounds lighter draft man the same flow doing same 
work without the Sulky. Write Tor prices. 
ELKHART IRON WORKS, 
GL.KIIART, INI) 
•Mention Rural New-Yorker. 
GUNSI5*I3 
BEST IN T1IK WOULD. HAS NO KtJt'U.. bl.Ul upon 
petting tho •• ChKuplon” | tf your ilv.lc-r lia.n't It. ,omi to 
u«. Sfinl >1 rents In 'tumps tor lllu.lreled M-t*sp* I stnloeun 
of Gun., Itiltos. Itrvolverw, Police Good., Ac. E.tnblKhri] 1840. 
JOHN P. LOVMil's SONS, Stunuf»ctnrer», U08T0K, MASS. 
PERCHERON HORSES! 
COOT’URE-BKED MARES & STALI IONS 
01 the most pt ipulurlamilieB, 
all recorded with 
Extended Pedigrees in 
the Fereiipron Rtml-Hooks 
of Franco and America, 
now 'jti hand 
at Oaklawn Farm. 
WM’.NHOOLtLUtr.Aai 
The Percheroii is tho only French brood pos- 
Bessing a Stud-Kook in botli (• rtmeo and America 
where eligibility to entry is based on authentic 
i.etligTc.-. I have O few imported Stallions of 
individual excollcuet ibnt t.«.t vllgihit; to entry 
In the I’ert'linroti Stud-Hook) which 1 will sell 
at half the price of pedigreed animals or equal 
appearance. iOD-pon pataloHiio, muatratod 
with cngraviTlEo dudchotl bv 
Beutfreo. Address, M. TV. DLlNltAM, 
lYsThOi Uu Pago Co., Illinois. 
WHITMAN’S REBOUND 
GUARANTEED 
SUPERIOR tunny 
LEVER PRESS 
NOW MADE. 
PLUNGER PERPETUAL 
Received Flrsr Premium at N. Y. State Fair, In 
Ikho, l shi, 1R<2, 1883 and ptfAIncluding the Grand 
Cold Medal and two Silver Medals, over DedericK 
and others; also World's Fair nt New Orleans, and 
Gall torn la Stale Fair. The m.mt rapid, powerful 
and durable press made : puts over ten tons in car: 
bale every ibtee minutes; fully warranted ana 
protected; tnree bales to any other press's two. 
Send for illustrated circulars. Also Horse Powers, 
Cider Mills. Corn Hhellers, Feed Cutters, Ac. 
WHITMAN AG It It” Ij t'O., Hi. Louis, Mo. 
m CARLEY 
MILL 
