GUARANTEED TO CHOP NOT GRIND THE MEAT. 
LOW PRICE 
RUBBER ROOFING 
Something breaks. 
Thinking it over. 
BARGAINS 
After the battle, 
Now for comfort. 
■ No place like home. 
Star Churns, Rapid Ice Cream Freezers, Im 
proved Tree Tubs, all made of CEDAR. 
Send for illustrated circular and prices. 
. Clement & Dunbar, Philadelphia, Pa 
A TALE OF A DESK 
THE RURAL NEW-YORKER. 
The chestnut of the present season is coal.— 
Netv Age, 
“Weld, Uncle Zeke, what compensation do 
you want for whitewashing the fence?” “Doan 
want no kompensashun, Massa Backus; only 
just fo’ dollars au’ a half .”—New Orleans 
Picayune. 
New Yorker (at au art exhibition): “What 
is this picture?” Bostonian: “Ah! No. 144. 
The Desert of Sahara.” New Yorker: “What 
a magnificent ball ground that would make, 
hey ?”—New Aye. 
Tramp: “Please help me, I am a Charleston 
sufferer.” Old gentleman: “Ah, indeed—a 
sufferer by that awful earthquake? What did 
you lose?” Tramp: “1 lost a bet how mauy 
shocks there was,”— Life. 
“Bct, Marie, 1 thought you despised Mr. 
Slimson.” “So I do.” “Then what did you 
many him for?’ 1 “So that he would stay 
down town evenings and not haug around me 
all the time .”—Chicago News. 
A train was delayed for an hour in Troy, 
N. Y., recently, aud a drummer remarked to 
the conductor: “This is a sort of twelve ounces 
to the pound affair, ain’t it?” “How’s that?” 
“Troy wait, you know .”—Pittsburg Chroni¬ 
cle-Telegraph. 
A professor at Cornell, lecturing on the 
effect of wind fn some of the Western parts, 
remarked, “In traveling along the road, I 
even sometimes found the logs bound and 
twisted together to such an extent that a mule 
couldu’t climb over them, so I went arouud.” 
— Traveler's Beeord. 
It was not love which actuated Mose 
Schaumburg, when he plunged into the briny 
waves to rescue his wife. When Mose was 
subsequently asked how he came to display 
such heroism, he solved the mystery by say Lng: 
“ Vat you dinks, vould I let Repecca trown 
pefore mine own eyes, veu dose diamonds vat 
she had on vas alone wort more den two 
tousend tollars, eh ?”—Texas Siftings. 
A young lady was sitting with her lover 
in a charmingly-decorated recess. On her 
knee was a diminutive niece. In an adjoining 
room, with the door open, were the rest of 
the company. Says the little niece, in a 
jealous aud very audible voice, “Auntie, kiss 
me, too.” 1 leave you to imagine what bad 
just happened. “You should say twice, Ethel, 
dear; two is not grammar,” was the imme¬ 
diate rejoinder. Clever girl, that !—The 
Critic, 
Uncqimled for bouses, barns ami A 1.1, buildings. 
Anybody can apply on steep or Hat surface. 
WRITE AT ONCE FOR BOOK CIRCULAR. 
INDIANA PAINT AND ROOFING CO. 
148 Duune Si., New York. 
Samples free \J you mention Sural New-Yorker. 
COLTiPRIFLE 
W ' ■■■■ ■■ 
Just Half the A I p cri 
Factory Price! w W mt'R’b champion 
G«n*, Am. fiofemler KfTol.vei's BWill's l'ntent Police 
Good*, Ac. Semi 6 cents for Illustrated 84»Page Catalogue. 
401l> P. LOVKLL’S SUNS, Bot»tou, Tlass. Established 1S40. 
) |!*At Up neat inr Rifle in 
th»* World. 44 Caliber* 
MTH'B CHAMPION 
>, BWill's Patent Police 
!tti0«nanf0U,$ 
Cheap JliniiCHOlu l l 'iirin lor Sale. Well Im¬ 
proved. and half-mile from K. K. station. Address 
LOCK BOX !». HERMAN, MINN. 
FOR SAliE, FARMS.— end stamp for full de¬ 
tails of 100 Farms. Flftv Farms sold lately. Fine 
country. Alex. Leslie, WASHINGTON, INDIANA. 
CUNS, RIFLES, REVOLVERS ANU - 
SPORTINC COODS. Wo oner the lowest prices over 
named on Reliable CoodS. New .my pace Illustrated 
Catalogue free. c. E. Ovcrbaugh £ Co.. 265 k 267 BVay.lT.Y. 
-? THE 
VICTORY 
TEED MILL 
IM I*ROVED. 
The only Mill 
that Is a com¬ 
plete 8ue- 
»Ol'8S 1 n 
•iusS'if grind lug 
r\ri*r ®orn & coo 
t o g e t her. 
and 0 1 s* t 
grinds alt kinds 
of small grain. 
Strong, simple & 
durable. Made 
In I liamlorpow 
-erg lzra, capacity 
*s8 to mbit nr.hour. 
Warr’nt'il In ev¬ 
ery respect. For 
JClrcul’rs address 
Tins.Roberts. 
HnusnnBi.D, o. 
PIANOFORTES. 
UNEQUALLED IN 
Tone Touch Workmanship and Durability. 
WILLIAM KXABE As CO. 
Nos. 204 and 206 West Baltimore Street, Baltimore. 
No. H 2 Fifth Avenue, Now York, 
CUNS. LISTS FKEE. 
Send us Tour Name. 
He wins a uew desk. 
Hans takes a chance in the lottery. 
A total wreck 
Here it is. 
Large as life he takes it home. 
THE BAY STATE FAIR, HELD IN BOSTON, OCT. 5th TO 9th„ 
WAS THE LARGEST OF ITS CLASS EVER HELD IN THIS COUNTRY. 
The ONLY BUTTER that scored 100 POINTS, and was.marked by Prol. II. E. ALVORD, Supt. 
of the Dairy Department. 
“PERFECTION.” 
was mode by the COOLEY PROCESS, by Alfred Rodman. Dedham, Mass., whose butter brings 80 cents 
per pound In the Boston market. 
The Creamery or Factory Butter scoring the most points, viz: 07, was made by the 
SHELBURNE FALLS, — CO-OPERATIVE CREAMERY. 
The Creamery Butler scoring the second number of points, viz: 00, was made by the 
WINDSOR «*"■»CO-OP!RATIVE CREAMERY. 
Both of these factories are conducted on the COOLE Y PROCESS OF CR EAM GATHER INC. 
The Judges were Prat. L. II, ARNOLD, than whom there Is no greater DAIRY AUTHORITY In 
this country or Europe, and M r ED VVA If D N ORTON, the oldest and most experienced creamery manager 
In New England. 
We submit, these facts to Intelligent dairymen and Invite their closest scrutiny. 
These Premiums are uot exceptional. The COOLEY R DC ES*< has taken more GDI,D and 
SILVER MEDALS aud 1st, Pectin u ms, than all other met h or processes combined. 
VERMONT FARM MA ;HINE CO., 
Send for Illustrated circulars. 
Bellows Fnlls, Vt., 
'im * 1 QI IP DWaterproofGoat 
f isu ULiIU l>L R Ever Made. 
Nona p-tuiin. oritc*» Don’t waste vour money on a gu S~,T rubber eoat. The FISH BRAND SLICKER 
suuapeii wmi toe above absolutely iru/. r and trirul proo, id will keep you drv ill tli. hardest storm 
TKAin, mahk* Ask for tlio “FISH B ft AND 7 * SLicfofcft fiml take no other, Tf your storekeeper doe? 
lot huve the “fish brand 7 ’, send for descriutive rutalmrue to A •?. TOWER. 20 Riiiunonit Ht.. Boston* Mass 
MAPLE LAWN POULTRY YARDS & KENNELS 
Wyandotte*. Plyinoiilli Rack*, Pekin Duck* —300 finely bred Chicks for sale. SCOTCH COLLIE 
(Shepherd) Pups, bred from Imported stock. Write for wliat. you want. Address 
WESLEY B. KAMOV, Pittsfield, Mass. 
Reference: Editor Rckal New-Yorjceu. 
THE 
S CIENTIFIC G RINDING MILL 
THE BEST MILL ON EARTH 
For Grinding Ear Corn, Shelled Corn, Oats and all 
Small Crain. Each set Plates guaranteed to grind 
5000 to 8000 Bushels before wearing out. 
E FOOS MANUFACTURING CO., Springfie ld, 0. 
ENTERPRISE MANUFACTURING CO,, 
v Tlilrd and Dauphin Sts., jPliiladelpUIa, Pa. y 
(“Sag"? 
CHOPPING 
Sausage Meat, 
MINCE-MEAT, 
HASH, SUET, 
HAMBURG i 
STEAK FOR A 
DYSPEPTICS, W 
BEEF TEA ■ 
for Invalids, I 
SCRAPPLE, I 
Tripe, Clams ■ 
CHICKEN B 
Croquettes ■ 
and Salad, 
Scrap Meat 
FOR ►oULTAY, “Sj 
Hog s Head 
Cheese, 4c., Ac. 
£ CAPACITY 
No. 10. 
Chops 1 Ih. per 
% minute, $11.00. 
% No. 12. 
V Chops I 11,. per 
C ■ minute. $‘2,o0. 
L I No. 22. 
T 1 , B Chops 2 lbs.per 
minute, $4.00. 
wr lift HO - 32 
. C, "W :t »»*• 
yS* per minute, 
$11.00. 
SOLD BY ALL 
CHEESE, AC., AC. NO ' 10 ’""" 
_ ^Xfamily size. - 
ffentiiin this Paper. PrlC#, $3.00. SOLD BY ALL 
SEND FOR CATALOGUE. S/ *Ety$ CAN HARDWARE DEALERS. 
TESTED AND ENDORSED BY 100 AGRICULTURAL JOURNALS. 
Farm nnd Fireside says: American Agrieiillnrisl siijs: 
“ 14 is * h ? on Jy Mea * Chopper we ever saw that “We have glve „ this Men , chopper a thorough 
srJiE»nsaft! -«< -•“"■i n 
enjoy its benefits with us." anything ol the kind made in either hemisphere. 
^ " I have tried it for cooked and uncooked niopta, and 
1 . " ' find it far surpasses any ehoppor I have ever used. 
[ UWr My pupils, tliat liave used It, are delighted with It.” ® 
t J ^ Mrs. S. T. RORER, Principal Phila. Cooking School. 
trial wilh most satisfactory results. They excel 
anything of the kind made in either hemisphere.” 
850,000 CRAPE VINES 
IOO Varieties. Also Small Fruits. Quality unsurpassed. Warranted true. Very cheap. 
3 sample vines mailed for l5o. Descriptive price list free. LEWIS ROESCM, Fredenia, Si. V- 
